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[–]freerider 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

repost

[–]freerider 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

repost

[–]AussieSpy 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Repost

[–]neisan 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have a feeling jesus would be an awesome hide and seek player.

[–]DeepTaco[S] -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

All you cock knockers that down-vote "reposts," I have news for you; though I do spend a few hours a week here, I did not find this comic here, nor had I ever seen it here, and yet I thought maybe this community, whether they saw it here 3 months ago or not, might get a smile when seeing it (again, even). Because, fuck you, it's funny and worth seeing more than once in one's pathetic fucking existence.

Wake Up Call: I, nor anybody else, is going to spend hours sifting through every post ever made on Reddit to ensure that nobody has ever posted the same non-original content gethered from around the internets. And if you're one of those people who have seen every post ever submitted in the past couple of years, fuck you... step outside and gain some life experience.
If this, and maybe a video game or two, are the only places where you can gain some sense of appreciation and/or accomplishment from other human beings, then I suggest braiding a few Ethernet cables together, finding, the nearest tree branch that can support your ridiculous, chair crushing girth, and hanging yourself!

NEW FUCKING RULE!! If you're going to down-vote anyone for posting internet content that you've seen before in your LCD-lit pathetic existence, then at least have the fortitude to LINK to the "original" post (also likely a repost)! If it's too much trouble to find the original, then maybe someone who doesn't spend their entire fucking life here will click on 'new' and see it for the first time. How about you just smile and move the fuck on and, on your merry way, suck a bag of dicks you hypocritical, self-riotous waste of space, air, matter, and bandwidth!
I hate all of you that do this pathetic shit! I can't count the number of posts in /r/funny that made me laugh only to read comments from no-life losers yelling out 'repost' and down-voting. Well, fuck you! Enough down votes and it goes away; potentially robbing me and countless others of what's obviously a much needed fucking laugh, you self-centered ass-hats!

NEW RULE #2: Only those who have posted 100% original, personally copyrighted material can down-vote the (re)posting of other people's shit regardless of where they found it. That includes comics, pictures, and videos.

NEW RULE #3: Unless the "repost" is within the top 200 new posts, you have to kill yourself if you down-vote because it's something you've seen here in /r/funny before.

/rant

[–]ncjumper 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I swear I've seen this rant before.

Repost

[–]DeepTaco[S] -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Comment Upvote for originality