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[–]lxm 45 points46 points ago

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Don't forget the New Zealienders

[–]AirshipPirate 29 points30 points ago

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I said that out loud, but it just sounded like I was saying 'New Zealanders' with a New Zealand accent.

[–]Chingonazo 10 points11 points ago

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Spot on mate

Note: I am not New Zealandish

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[–]lostpatrol 1 point2 points ago

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Check

[–]Clairvoyant_Legacy 0 points1 point ago

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Chuur.

[–]pinkyoshi 22 points23 points ago

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New Zoolanders

[–]Skeeow 11 points12 points ago

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When does it come out?

[–]pinkyoshi 7 points8 points ago

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Whenever they are done with the fockers

[–]JackBauerSaidSo 10 points11 points ago

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done with the fockers

ಠ_ಠ

They had better be.

[–]specialk3 0 points1 point ago

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Please tell me, how did you get Nyan Cat next to your name?

[–]lxm 1 point2 points ago

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Over on the sidebar just below where it says the name of this subreddit you will see your username and an (edit) button next to it, click on that and you can change it to a bunch of different things

[–]Zeraphim 127 points128 points ago

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Was going to comment on the spelling of Australians, but then I got the joke.

So instead I'll just comment on my initial thought to comment on the spelling of Australians.

[–]Lazar_Taxon 41 points42 points ago

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[–]Manial 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah I came bouncing in here to discuss whether the OP was French.

[–]LuridTeaParty 4 points5 points ago

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I'm picturing that would look like something out of Steamboat Willie, all black and white with looping backdrops.

[–]mastersprinkles 3 points4 points ago

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Marsupialiens

[–]Speculater 3 points4 points ago

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Here take a little up vote and don't worry about the mess.

[–]Zosoer 2 points3 points ago

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Australian upvote for you

[–]ihatecupcakes 0 points1 point ago

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This changes everything.

[–]Nickster654 12 points13 points ago

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Hey imagine if Australiens had the same time zone as us. Reddit would never work...

[–]Hixxae 5 points6 points ago

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I think it'd be a lot worse if Europe was in the same timezone as US :)

[–]a_live_otter 21 points22 points ago

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God dammit! He's not even using it guys!

[–]joeldavis 1 point2 points ago

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I'm filling out a DMCA takedown request to force the reddit admins to delete the account. Cheaper to do that than fight me. So you see, RIAA has contributed something to society.

[–]Turknjaydee 44 points45 points ago

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Waiting for someone to post an imgur link of this upside down and [Fixed]...

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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To get technical it would be spun approximately 150 degrees to the left...

Edit: Assuming the picture was uploaded in America.

[–]Kadmos 1 point2 points ago

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East Coast or West Coast though?

[–]RyanoRhino 10 points11 points ago

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East siiiide is theee best.

[–]superatheist95 11 points12 points ago

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west siiiieed is theee best.

[–]RyanoRhino -1 points0 points ago

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West siiiiiiiide is theee best. Peeeeeeeeeeeeeew (I really can't spell the lip squeak).

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Let me just go check my atlas. steps... Westcoast.

[–]PEd0mEdAckbEar -1 points0 points ago

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North Side of my city, North of my state, and West Coast of my Country

[–]lightjedi5 0 points1 point ago

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North San Francisco?

[–]PEd0mEdAckbEar 0 points1 point ago

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So close little guy. North San Jose

[–]x1n30 23 points24 points ago

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[–]Default_Human 100 points101 points ago

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Ah, that explains his hair.

[–]werisar 64 points65 points ago

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sn ɟo unɟ ǝʞɐɯ noʎ ǝɹɐp ʍoɥ

[–]razzertto 19 points20 points ago

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Is an up vote a down vote?

[–]Birdie_Num_Num 4 points5 points ago

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Where the hell is Philosoraptor when you need him?

[–]theloz 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks.

[–]Turknjaydee 0 points1 point ago

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The nerve...

[–]MattChew 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god, There's always one. Is it Australien upvote time....?

[–]A_Muffin 8 points9 points ago

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Okay I'm redditing from Sydney and right now it's 10:50pm. What's that for you upside down people?

[–]atroposx 11 points12 points ago

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Also in Sydney! 10:54 here right now, its 5:54 AM central time US I think

[–]PulpDood 6 points7 points ago

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11:18. Guess I'm late for the party.

[–]creat0r86 8 points9 points ago

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Fuck it, let's just educate Americans on the time. It's 11:36 now.

[–]cookie_42 16 points17 points ago

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11:47 Oh, and just for you Americans, the date's 31/01/12. Not 01/31/12

[–]bloodbag 8 points9 points ago

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Perth checking in.....8:57pm...

[–]tr_morrison 9 points10 points ago

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Adelaide, 11:38

[–]PurpleSfinx 15 points16 points ago

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WE FOUND HIM. THE ONE ADELAIDE REDDITOR.

[–]tr_morrison 8 points9 points ago

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It's lonely down here...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Poor Adelaide.

[–]bloodbag 3 points4 points ago

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lol Adelaide, you and your crazy 1.5 hour time difference

[–]lord_when 0 points1 point ago

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Brisbane!!! =D without the daylight savings =P

[–]DaChucky 0 points1 point ago

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Also checking in from Brisbane. 11:56pm here now.

[–]schunniky 0 points1 point ago

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the first time i drove into QLD I got to Tweed Heads at 7:40pm. Went past a clock that said 6:40pm. Now, having been in the car for so many hours this freaked me the fuck out in an absolute state of panic for some reason (to this day I still can't work out why I freaked that much over a time zone) until a local told me about the lack of daylight savings.

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[–]bloodbag 1 point2 points ago

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feels bad man :( the 42 on saturday was only made worse by the fact i was wearing flame retardant overalls from 2pm onwards!

[–]nitnitwickywicky 0 points1 point ago

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Perth, now 10:50pm

Also, I didn't know they had the Internet in Adelaide yet?

RRRRRRRAD-ELAIDE

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Go on...

[–]eltommonator 1 point2 points ago

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8:51 in perth

[–]superatheist95 0 points1 point ago

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your clocks a bit slow.

9:05

[–]eltommonator 0 points1 point ago

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I believe you are wrong, good sir. My clock synchronises with a timeserver. Also, you can google current time in perth

[–]superatheist95 1 point2 points ago

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well, apparently my mac time is too fast. probably for a reason i forgot.

[–]lechuckyy 1 point2 points ago

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13.59, you silly guys.

[–]mogggsta123 0 points1 point ago

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12:29am on 1st Feb, 2012 right now in Sydney...

[–]halbrd 0 points1 point ago

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Seven to twelve, as we say in Straylya, mate.

[–]chuckbass1989 2 points3 points ago

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Sydney 1AM. Haven't had a date with a girl for a year, had an sms conversation with one tonight as I was trying to sleep. Asked her out to lunch. Got blown off so now I've come to reddit to ease away the pain. God damn it I'm a loser :(.

[–]PulpDood 1 point2 points ago*

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Oh my god dude, small world. I was just thinking about a girl I know from work... Can't stop thinking about her, and I keep over-analysing and worrying something is going to go wrong; stupid fear.

I've tried telling myself that it will be okay if worse comes to worse and she does friend zone me, and that I would someday find 'someone like her'... I think I am worrying too much though, because I think she likes me; and she's given me signs that she does... So I think I'll just ask her out if I get the chance today, but I want it to come out as naturally as possible.

And dude, you're not a loser... She is for rejecting an awesome guy like you :). I bet her decision was based on something superficial, so yeah chin up :P.

[–]loverofchoons 0 points1 point ago

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it's cool

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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38 minutes later it is 6:34 Central Time here in the good ol' US of A.

[–]alchemist5 4 points5 points ago

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10 minutes later it is 6:44 Central time, USA, because that is how time works.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Two minutes later it's 6:46 because I'm tired and feel like doing this.

[–]devon2692 1 point2 points ago

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11:52 in good o Australia Melbourne!

[–]Allikuja 0 points1 point ago

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8:06 am, EST

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[–]Allikuja 2 points3 points ago

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9 degrees Celsius in Ohio, USA

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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56 degrees Fahrenheit, 13 degrees Celsius here in Northwest AR

[–]lord_when 1 point2 points ago

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Fukin hot - brisbane

Also, its been raining all week, so the full sun today made it extra humid =/

[–]mogggsta123 0 points1 point ago

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25* C in Sydney @ 12:32am 1/2/2012

[–]spirograffe 0 points1 point ago

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Southern Germany, -2 Celsius.

We have snow :D

[–]Blue_Collar 0 points1 point ago

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6:51 central. Boo work

[–]joeldavis 1 point2 points ago

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Best part: A_Muffin tries to turn the upside down thing around on Americans with "upside down people" and a fellow Aussie unintentionally confirms the bad joke by responding to it.

[–]atroposx 0 points1 point ago

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Im not an Aussie, just visiting ;)

[–]joeldavis 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try, Vegemite muncher.

[–]atroposx 0 points1 point ago

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Im Canadian, eh!

[–]A_Muffin 0 points1 point ago

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At least someone got it

[–]GENOCIDEGeorge 5 points6 points ago

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11:49pm in Melbourne, fuck yeah same timezone!

[–]shentaitai 1 point2 points ago

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And now 9 p.m. in Beijing! (Can I play too?)

[–]deathcomesilent 0 points1 point ago

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Its 5:30 am here.

[–]Qweef 5 points6 points ago

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[–]eltommonator 4 points5 points ago

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I was expecting unexpected penis. Close enough.

[–]danielmartin25 2 points3 points ago

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But if you were expecting it, it wasn't unexpected!

[–]St_Hubbins 1 point2 points ago

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Creepily it sort of looks like the dog doesn't have a head

[–]jakeyeung 2 points3 points ago

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You speak french?

[–]neo7 1 point2 points ago

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or german..?

[–]enometzo 4 points5 points ago

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hahaha.. i have forwarded this link to Australia... they should respond in about 12 hours.

[–]mogggsta123 4 points5 points ago

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The response you'll receive in 12hrs will really be a answering your response that you haven't heard yet

[–]enometzo 1 point2 points ago

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australia is in the future... THE FUTURE!

[–]Pub_Squash 1 point2 points ago

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it wednesday right now

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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"Etra Teretrials"

[–]Piratefishy 4 points5 points ago

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what

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Listen to him pronounce it. Once you hear it, you can't wait for him to say it again and again.

[–]OuterWorldly 0 points1 point ago

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Want to know more Australiens?

These individuals all agree that some UFOs are of australien origin:

Suggesting that it's highly possible:

and many, many others.


Media reporting:

  • U.S. nuclear weapons have been compromised by Unidentified Aerial Objects - Reuters
  • National archives show Churchill ordered UFO-coverup - BBC
  • Aliens "already exist on earth", Bulgarian scientists claim - Telegraph
  • Over 50 percent of Americans believe that UFOs are real

Important press conferences:

  • The Disclosure Project (2 hours) - Includes army pilots, generals, police, officers and highly-ranked government officials from all over the world speaking out about their first-hand experiences.

  • UFOs at Nuclear Weapon Bases - Former Air Force officers go public on UFOs, and how nuclear weapons have been disabled by them.


From official FBI files:

  • View Image Source on page 22 vault.fbi.gov (Page 57-58 is interesting as well)

  • Another interesting file from FBI: vault.fbi.gov mentioning 3 feet tall beings.

  • This one is interesting too: View Image

    The Director noted on the referenced memorandum, "I would do it but before agreeing to it we must insist upon full access to discs recovered. For instance in the La. {Los Alamos...?} case the Army grabbed it and would not let us have it for cursory examination"

So, does this mean that the army found a flying saucer and withheld it from other interested official agencies - in this case the FBI - who wished to analyse it?


Some quotes:

"All Apollo and Gemini flights were followed, both at a distance and sometimes also quite closely, by space vehicles of extraterrestrial origin - flying saucers, or UFOs, if you want to call them by that name. Every time it occurred, the astronauts informed Mission Control, who then ordered absolute silence."

Maurice Chatelain, Former Chief of NASA Communications Systems

"At no time, when the astronauts were in space were they alone: there was a constant surveillance by UFOs."

NASA Astronaut Scott Carpenter

"Of course UFOs are real, and they are interplanetary. The cumulative evidence for the existence of UFOs is quite overwhelming and I accept the fact of their existence."

Air Chief Marshall Lord Hugh Dowding, Commanding Officer of the Royal Air Force during WWII.

"The phenomenon of UFOs is real. I know that there are scientific organisations which study the problem. It must be treated seriously."

Former Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev

"Behind the scenes, high-ranking Air Force officers are soberly concerned about UFOs. But through official secrecy and ridicule, many citizens are led to believe that unknown flying objects are nonsense."

Roscoe Hillenkoetter, Former CIA Director in a public statement, 1960.

"Of course it is possible that UFO's really do contain aliens as many people believe, and the Government is hushing it up."

Professor Stephen Hawking

"I've been convinced for a long time that the flying saucers are real and interplanetary. In other words we are being watched by beings from outer space."

Albert M. Chop, deputy public relations director, National Aeronautics and Space Administration,(NASA) and former United States Air Force spokesman for Project Blue Book.

"I can assure you that flying saucers, given that they exist, are not constructed by any power on earth"

President Harry S. Truman

"I don't laugh at people any more when they say they've seen UFOs. I've seen one myself!"

President Jimmy Carter (1976)

"I looked out the window and saw this white light. It was zigzagging around. I went up to the pilot and said, have you ever seen anything like that? He was shocked and he said, "Nope." And I said to him: "Let's follow it!" We followed it for several minutes. It was a bright white light. We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden to our utter amazement it went straight up into the heavens. When I got off the plane I told Nancy all about it."

President Ronald Reagan

"I'm not at liberty to discuss the governments knowledge of extraterrestrial UFO's at this time. I am still personally being briefed on the subject!"

President Richard M. Nixon


Sightings (videos):

Battle of Los Angeles - February 26, 1942 (1,440 anti-aircraft shells were fired at the object, without affecting it)

Spinning UFO in Brazil - July 2011

Official NASA Footage - Compilation

NASA STS75 Tether Incident - February, 1996

UFO Shuts Down Xiaoshan Airport in China - July 7, 2010

Pheonix Lights - March 13, 1997

UFO Landing Canada - 1991

UFO Turkey, Kumburgaz / Istanbul - June 8, 2008

Russians Pilots Chase Cigar UFO - Unknown

San Clemente, California UFO - September 14, 2011

Pyramid UFO in Lightning, Taiwan - August 17, 2010

UFO Shuts Down Airport in Inner Mongolia - July 10, 2010

Just some of many there.


Famous cases:

The Aurora, Texas UFO Crash - April 17, 1897

The Roswell Incident - July 8, 1947

Pilot Thomas Mantell Dies Chasing a UFO - January 7, 1948

Betty & Barney Hill Abduction - September 19, 1961

Tehran, Iran UFO / Jet Incident - September 19, 1976

Rendlesham Forest UFO Landings - December 24-27, 1980

The Phoenix Lights (Documentary) - March 13, 1997


During WW2 these craft were known as "Foo Fighters" and were a rather common sight.

[–]spankleton 1 point2 points ago

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When exactly is 2AM?

[–]jordsta 5 points6 points ago

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Two hours past the time in which the narwhal bacons, my friend.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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0200 hours, lieutenant.

[–]Caesarr 1 point2 points ago

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When the chilli is ready.

edit: I'll let myself out.

[–]dimsum8six 1 point2 points ago

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It's pronounced 'stralia'

[–]Disconcerted 1 point2 points ago

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Straliens.

[–]cronini 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to February 1st 2012. It's dark. AMA

[–]DMNWHT 1 point2 points ago

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YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!

[–]naked_ditchdigger 1 point2 points ago

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Anal mind probe?

Beer?

ANAL MIND PROBE?

Bee-ee-eer?

[–]kreiffer 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit slow at 2am... Americans.

[–]snoogins1 1 point2 points ago

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Works both ways Mericans.

It's 2:48am here in Aus and reddit is slower than a dehydrated dingo digging ditches in December

[–]I_trust_you 2 points3 points ago

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My ex girlfriend cheated on me with this dude. Every time I see this damn meme I think about her, and how small she said his penis is.

[–]Kadmos 5 points6 points ago

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how small she said his penis is

She was probably just trying to make you feel better about the fact she cheated on you.

[–]I_trust_you 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for telling me.

[–]tanniacake 1 point2 points ago

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I need details! My boyfriend already thinks he's the most scummiest person ever, please make our day!

[–]I_trust_you 1 point2 points ago

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They met on Facebook, she had an interest in "ancient aliens". I didn't know, I don't have FB (mistake #1).

I thought she was going to Vegas with just her friends(mistake #2), it wasn't till weeks later that I learned that he bought her plane ticket and she slept with him. Apparently, she thought that he was an awesome guy and the relationship could turn into something more, but after he got done fucking her, he pretty much said they'd never see each other again.

I don't really blame her though, a small town girl wants her shot at a celebrity. I just kinda wish it had been a different one...

[–]tanniacake 0 points1 point ago

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Wow I would think he would hang onto anything he could get, especially with that hair and tan. I'm so sorry about your ex being being a retard. I don't know why anyone would cheat with him, instead of on him. Oy.

[–]passion4pizza 0 points1 point ago

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Plz do an AMA

[–]mickpc 1 point2 points ago

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Oi

[–]Smoke_n_Mirrors -1 points0 points ago

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I had to flip over my laptop just to see it right.

[–]PaperBlankets 18 points19 points ago

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At least his hair makes sense that way.

[–]RyanoRhino 0 points1 point ago

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How about the Israeliens?

[–]uncletheo 0 points1 point ago

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What about third-shift-iens like myself?

[–]GeneralJesus 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure 2AM is peak redditing hours in the US

[–]beatlesmith 0 points1 point ago

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Antipodaliens.

[–]Buttfuzz 0 points1 point ago

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They gots intranets over dere

[–]Metrokun 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting a "Better make chili"

[–]lhamels1 0 points1 point ago

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This would have so many more upvotes if you spelled it right

[–]Babduberance 0 points1 point ago

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It all makes sense now :O

[–]eafkuor 0 points1 point ago

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ebbasta porca troia co sti australiani..

[–]4TEHSWARM 0 points1 point ago

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Sydney native, reporting.

[–]BlueRainstorm 0 points1 point ago

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Hey! If you're gonna diss us, at least do it with correct grammar! :P

EDIT: I just got the joke. Hahaha

[–]Hufftey 0 points1 point ago

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Don't forget us English!

[–]handsome_squidward 0 points1 point ago

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[wayevil] >:D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry guys.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you I posted thus months ago but it got downvoted to hell

[–]TheToecutter 1 point2 points ago

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Did you make it?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but I deleted it for -7 karma

And, a month ago I predicted this for SCF. I was right.

[–]TheToecutter 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry man, people are shitty sometimes. You cant buy anything with Reddit karma though consider this proof that you made something good anyway. No one on earth will remember salty~ for a moment.

[–]munchmadiq 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the early morning chuckle

[–]tritonice 0 points1 point ago

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No, has to be...... Roaches.

[–]yourafagyourafag 0 points1 point ago

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Is such a thing possible? Yes it is.

[–]Ethosia 0 points1 point ago

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The entire country is lurkers. Never any new content at 2am.

[–]Red_Alt 0 points1 point ago

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Gah, I love our Australian brothers. They remind me that we're all so connected!

[–]smoked1up 0 points1 point ago

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You are forgetting ze Indians! We contribute to quite a bit of traffic too

[–]LarkIronCloud 0 points1 point ago

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Is this even possible?

[–]Pub_Squash 0 points1 point ago

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just came home and was like fuck it im going on reddit.

[–]TerribleTripleT 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Blahbl4hblah 0 points1 point ago

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Boom. Awesome.

[–]Mrgudosav 0 points1 point ago

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Nice morning face.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So much karma to be farmed from flipping anything related to Australia and reposting it.

[–]fiction8 0 points1 point ago

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Good Guy Redditer: rehosts advice animal picture on imgur before submitting.

[–]iaghfm2012 0 points1 point ago

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hahah class

[–]illinifan11 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]Cathartik 0 points1 point ago

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G'day mate, I'm going to probe ya anus for a bit and mutilate this here cow.

[–]ZeM3D 0 points1 point ago

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That is actually how Australians is written in french!

[–]hamish_d 0 points1 point ago

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MAAATE

[–]Jamesburton69 0 points1 point ago

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New Zealand.... 1:49 am.... so am I included in the OPs comment?

[–]bloodloverz -1 points0 points ago

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What about... Asians

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Inb4 a [Fixed] repost of this upside down.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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FUCK! I was too late, give me those downvotes.

[–]outlawstar96 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]FmMan3 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Running4coffee -1 points0 points ago

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nope aliens

[–]Morphix007 -2 points-1 points ago

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I liked this one.

[–]Danielcdo -4 points-3 points ago

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Europeans you stupid fuck

[–]Piratefishy 3 points4 points ago

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sure there are lots of europeans on reddit at 7am. 2am EST = 6pm in Sydney

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[–]fearofthesky 7 points8 points ago

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There, you see that thing that just flew over your head? That was the joke.

[–]hanahou -3 points-2 points ago*

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Try Polynaliens

Edit: Downvoters never experienced living in Hawaii.

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[–]clashmo 4 points5 points ago

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aliens

[–]fearofthesky 6 points7 points ago

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Woosh

[–]alaysian 2 points3 points ago

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"Austr-aliens"