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[–]Taibo 7 points8 points ago

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Jesus this gif is old.

[–]c0mandr 2 points3 points ago

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It's the first time I've seen it. (this edit of it anyway). Made me laugh.

[–]cdmike70 0 points1 point ago

I miss the sneezing baby panda :/

[–]Why_Cheesoid_Exist 2 points3 points ago

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I was under the impression that the panda eats, shoots, and leaves.

[–]Jobeanie123[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Or eats shoots and leaves.
Or eats, shoots and leaves.
Or eats shoots, and leaves.
Whatever you want...

"Let's eat Grandpa! I mean... Let's eat, Grandpa "

[–]SiouxFalls11 2 points3 points ago

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[–]kathaarian 2 points3 points ago

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Older than the internet itself

[–]InigoMontoya47 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Jobeanie123[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you for that.

[–]InigoMontoya47 0 points1 point ago

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You are very welcome! I'm surprised you aren't getting more upvotes, maybe r/aww will appreciate it more.

[–]andrewsmith1986 3 points4 points ago

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What is this? [smashes the plate of food] A serving for ants?!?!

[–]Jobeanie123[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I feel honored that you commented. Thanks :D

[–]rarkai 1 point2 points ago

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Second oldest gif on the internet.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd thanks for making my day!

[–]Kryogenic 0 points1 point ago

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Valentines day is coming up, sigh I now have to spend 75-100 dollar a plate. I hope to god the steak I receive is one hell of a fucking steak.

[–]lmfao_bot -1 points0 points ago

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-GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY

[–]RangoFett 0 points1 point ago

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I had this happen to me big time for prom. I went to a restaurant my parents suggested, they said it was good and about $25 per plate. I went with two friends and their dates, so 6 people total, and I agreed I would pay and they would pay me back to make things as easy as possible that night. When I get the bill... $75 per person (roughly)!

I turns out the restaurant had received its five-star rating or whatever in the time between when my parents last went and when prom happened, and had adjusted their prices accordingly.

TL;DR went to a restaurant on prom night, bill ended up being triple what I thought it would be.