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[–]_Battletoads 148 points149 points ago

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When I was 5, I ordered a Root Beer from a vending machine and every single soda in the machine started coming out. Needless to say, I was octopus.

[–]Dealybobber 63 points64 points ago

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Same shit happened to me. I order a coke, get 10 cokes. I was passing them out to strangers like I was the Robin Hood of vending machines.

[–]AltoidNerd 20 points21 points ago

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It happened to me at a six flags in Illinois about ten years ago. Something like 7 bottles of 7up came out when we ordered one. This is a really fucking exciting thing for a group of 8th graders.

[–]lmpervious 47 points48 points ago

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The funny thing is, they still profited.

[–]feels_bad_mans -5 points-4 points ago

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Actually they most likely didn't. Depending on if the vending machine is operated by the bottling company then they might happen to break even(If you count the cost of labour to delivery and stock the vending machine). However, if the machine is operated by Six Flags then they pay somewhere in the neighborhood of 50-80 cents for each bottle from the bottling company. Losing even three would put them at a loss if they were selling each bottle for $1.50, without even taking into account the cost of labour to receive, stock, and do inventory of the vending machine.

[–]Eccentrica_Gallumbit 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, because soda in a vending machine at Six Flags is $1.50.

[–]Ebake09 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what other six flags you've been to in Illinois but the pop in the vending machines at six flags in Gurnee, Illinois are like $3.50. Six flags gives not fucks about your wallet.

[–]Giggity0 24 points25 points ago

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Joke's on you, it was 7up.

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

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I hate that so much, when sentences end like that, refrigerator

[–]I_like_haiku 72 points73 points ago

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I hate that so much,

When sentences end like that,

Refrigerator.

FTFY

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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It was a stealth haiku!

[–]zuneman 4 points5 points ago

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did you water your airport jim?

[–]devedander 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck an octopus basket

[–]weareonthecruise -2 points-1 points ago

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I have a sheep doing roofing over my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.

[–]TheLonelyStranger 3 points4 points ago

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Haikus are awesome.

Sometimes, they do not make sense

Refrigerator

[–]weareonthecruise 6 points7 points ago

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I have a business

installing Styrofoam nuns

fuck a fruit basket

[–]dakkeh 2 points3 points ago

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Apple juice, for half price!

[–]LastOneStanding -5 points-4 points ago

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dont you just hate it when a sentence doesn't turn out the way you thought it elephant?

[–]Reddiberto -3 points-2 points ago

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I hate you so much refrigerator

FWYFFH:Fixed What You Fixed For Him

[–]NoxMortalitus 2 points3 points ago

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end the way you ballsack?

[–]karlrolson 3 points4 points ago

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I've had two cases of broken vending machine. Both times, it was like a slot machine - clearly, something had broken loose and every can pulled just kept letting more spill out. I was lame and honest both times, and told people on site what happened. They hooked me up with bonus soda both times for my honesty.

I've also seen a vending machine that was obviously cracked open. Thought about tapping that, but it wasn't worth getting caught.

[–]DerangedGecko 4 points5 points ago

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I wouldn't doubt the fact you would have gotten caught in a cracked machine... Probably would have hurt a good deal. Smart move.

[–]egrodo 2 points3 points ago

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Ths brings back a memory from 1st grade I thought I had lost. I was at the swings with my group of friends. We decided to do a bit of exploring. So we walked to the public restrooms and vending machines. I crawled behind one to show off how awesome I was when I knoticed a shiny thing sticking out from the bottom back. I tugged on it and I got the biggest Surprise of my 6 year old lifetime. A free sprite came out! I opened it (with help from friends, because those things were damn had to open) and took a sip. Then one of the more popular kids in the group decided to play good guy and caled me out for stealing. I took another sip, replaced it to the back of the broken machine, and said everything was alright. I still wonder what happens to the guy that bought my soda.

[–]Koolaidstory 0 points1 point ago

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He died.

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[–]esushi 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]SmellsLikeOnions 1 point2 points ago

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yep, same here... could easily see that the recently stocked vitamin water bottels were too thin to be held in place... paid for one, got all of em.

[–]cptmiek 0 points1 point ago

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[–]illicium 0 points1 point ago

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Did you have a pregnant?

[–]HollyParkHobo 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone ever used to "tape-dollar"? Duffel bag worth of soda and change. Learned the hard way not to do it at the post office.

[–]Mcgyvr 0 points1 point ago

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In highschool, I put in a 20 (I really wanted the fucking candy bar) and got the candy bar and $21 in change.

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point ago

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I was octopus

Wat.

[–]mr-peabody 0 points1 point ago

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"Why can't I hold all these sodas?"

[–]kolossal 41 points42 points ago

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I think that this was planned, that's why it's even filmed.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 16 points17 points ago

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It was, the original full length video was posted here like 2 months ago, maybe 1.5 months ago?

[–]stacecom[!] 15 points16 points ago

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More like 1.5 weeks ago.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 6 points7 points ago

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Ah, reddit time. You lose a sense of real time after too much. Kinda like weed.

[–]SmithShredd93 51 points52 points ago

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Plinko!

[–]Djdp24 1 point2 points ago

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Now for the showcase showdown!

[–]starkid08 6 points7 points ago

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TRIPLE KILL!

[–]PoPJaY 16 points17 points ago

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Holy fuck was not expecting the third one at the bottom there! haha very lucky.

[–]scottg96 32 points33 points ago

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Dare I say... repost!

[–]Awful_Antagonist 7 points8 points ago

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Oh man, if only there was a gif with sound to it. I wish there was. To, y'know, get that feeling that I was there.

[–]Foofnar 9 points10 points ago

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[–]my_name_isnt_clever 0 points1 point ago

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While on this subject, someone needs to make that.

Oh wait, .avi

Why is that not available to just put anywhere like a normal gif?

[–]Syniphas 1 point2 points ago

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I see your .avi and I raise you a more web-friendly .mp4.

[–]Nocookieforu 4 points5 points ago

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Die, repost. Die.

[–]KyroDCK 1 point2 points ago

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The gif i have not seen posted, but the original video i have. Its like half a repost.

[–]sje46 1 point2 points ago

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Redditquette police, arrest this man.

Thou shalt not complain about reposts, for others have not seen it.

[–]WelcomeToSkyValley 4 points5 points ago

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Somebody has to.

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 0 points1 point ago

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you will never get this lucky

To make the front page on a repost?

[–]Roaning 2 points3 points ago

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Actually I found €10 in a vending machine once since it didn't auto dispense the change and people just assumed it was out of coins. Happened two weeks in a row. I think that's better than a few free drinks.

[–]kapelin 2 points3 points ago

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One time there were 2 stuck on the belt so when I got mine I somehow managed to wiggle the others out and...profited!

[–]flowstoneknight 2 points3 points ago

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I once played a crane machine newly filled with monokuro boo plushies. I grabbed one, it dropped half a second later, rolled down the mountain of plushies and knocked another one out along with it. Two for one play.

:3

[–]NickToThePC 0 points1 point ago

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Cool story, bro.

[–]RuafaolGaiscioch 6 points7 points ago

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This doesn't seem so much lucky as deliberate...the person ordered the Pepsi, it got stuck...got the Gatorade to knock down the Pepsi, it got stuck...finally, the water freed up all of them.

[–]BulletBilll 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not quite sure, why choose the gatorade further from the Pepsi to free it? Also making both gatorade and Pepsi fall from the water is still pretty lucky. Heck from what we see it seems the water should have jammed as well.

[–]SgtFish 9 points10 points ago

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Why do you guys keep calling that juice "Gatorade"?

It looks nothing like Gatorade :|

[–]ThaddyG 0 points1 point ago

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It seemed more like orange soda to me in the gif.

[–]Asdayasman 0 points1 point ago

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[–]FellerFeller 0 points1 point ago

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They probably didn't want to buy water...

[–]Bear_Masta 0 points1 point ago

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It's a Drench, not a Gatorade, as seen here.

[–]Reddit_guard 2 points3 points ago

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Triple play!

[–]stfm 1 point2 points ago

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I once pulled a plushie mario AND yoshi out in one go on a skilltester.

[–]ninjagummybear 1 point2 points ago

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This happened to me with chips lol

[–]Health-Food 1 point2 points ago

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haha very lucky

[–]somewhatcleverEel 1 point2 points ago

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Gravity!! it's the best thing since bread in a can!

[–]trev2010 1 point2 points ago

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They are like slot machines, sometimes the break down and give more than they should. I was in a hotel a few years back and every time you got a soda, two of the same kind came out. The next day it was shut down.

[–]Junee28 1 point2 points ago

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Already has, except in a snack machine.

[–]BokehBurgher 1 point2 points ago

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It was meant to be, obviously.

[–]Hinph 1 point2 points ago

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That's like getting a chain in one of those puzzle games... very satisfying.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Needless to say, I feel bad for the other schmuck.

[–]po0pdawg 1 point2 points ago

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I did this once, except I was the one who got it stuck, so I really on got 1 free bottle instead of 2.

[–]Five_deadly_venoms 1 point2 points ago

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Dont need luck when you have brute strength. One of my previous jobs had the same type of vending machine in the break room. When the machine is full, all you had to do is summon the power of grayskull and tilt the vending machine back and let it fall back in place. You would get like 3-6 bottles of whatever was on the top 2 racks to fall. We would collect a bunch of them and put them in a empty locker for later use.

[–]Cephyran 0 points1 point ago

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I typically do this for the people at my workplace [apparently I'm the only one willing to make it rock] when it half-vends the snack, leaving it stuck in the hook. It always seems to be on days when the GM is in, and one of these days I know he's going to come down that hall and ask "What in the Christ are you doing?"

[–]TheMagicUpvoteFairy 1 point2 points ago

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TILT!!!

[–]guggi019 1 point2 points ago

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Holy trip, it's a craple!

[–]GoldenRing89 1 point2 points ago

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I will never get so lucky.. to submit a video, make it to the front page, then be lucky enough to have .gif repost of it almost make it AGAIN!

[–]tazzydnc 1 point2 points ago

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Luck level: Irish

[–]antsonmyscreen 1 point2 points ago

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This has happened to me in actuality! I got two green teas and a water for the price of one. I ended up giving one away to the guy getting chips next to me.

[–]Cory1750 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure you can get luckier than a damn pepsi max.

[–]secretvictory 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ejallison 1 point2 points ago

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There's one of these machines in my building and it gets stuck like this on a regular basis. Who the fuck designed this thing?!

[–]im_a_zombie 1 point2 points ago

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Everytime I put $2.00 in the vending machine at work for a $1.25 drink I always get $2.75 back

[–]IDlOT 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sesharine 1 point2 points ago

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The twist, the purchaser dislikes all 3 beverages.

[–]mask2697 1 point2 points ago

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lucky bastard! I'm lucky when i can get one snack out of the vending machine with 3 tries...

[–]darahen2004 1 point2 points ago

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youre right, despite people's opinions of my luck , i dont actually have any, its rather the opposite, im cursed...if i did that, my soda would get stuck

[–]boulderbro 0 points1 point ago

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but what does it mean?!

[–]zeug666 0 points1 point ago

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There was a similar vending machine in my college dorm and there was usually a stuck soda.

Most people were hesitant to shake the machine, understandably so, but they were pussies and failed to realize that there wasn't enough room in that little closet for it to fall over.

So many free beverages.

[–]paradigm_control 0 points1 point ago

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actually I have been this lucky, with a vitamin water and a sprite... I bought a coke, knocked both down. Was an excellent day!

[–]Saint-Baconator 0 points1 point ago

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I have gotten luckier my good sir/madam. I once got 6 red bulls, 1 water, and 2 juices, and all I wasted $3.00 and a lot of pushing back and forth.

[–]notadr 0 points1 point ago

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My friends dad used to own a vending machine company. They all used the same key. We never had to buy treats when we went bowling, to the roller rink, ect ect. It was awesome.

[–]Elrokk 0 points1 point ago

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One day I was just walking along an I hit the coin return button and I swear every quarter in the world came flying out, turned about to only be like $10 but it was great. To this day I hit all coin return buttons.

[–]jinku2608 0 points1 point ago

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Its like taking a 7-10 split

[–]GroundhogExpert 0 points1 point ago

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Unless you cheat the machines by holding the door shut where the drinks come out. It returns your money, and you can repeat for like 4 drinks, or however many can fit in the drink bay.

[–]brownie711 0 points1 point ago

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The real luck is getting it in video.

[–]and- 0 points1 point ago

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[–]heymrk 0 points1 point ago

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One time I put a buck into a vending machine to get a drink. At the time, drinks were 50 cents.

Two Cokes did come out. Then, in even cooler fashion, from the coin return came two Susan B. Anthony dollars instead of quarters.

[–]CollateralHamage 0 points1 point ago

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someones a Jedi

[–]pilvlp 0 points1 point ago

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  1. push machine on its back legs
  2. drop it
  3. all the pop falls out.

[–]jiangalang 0 points1 point ago

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Plinko, baby.

[–]josh2992 0 points1 point ago

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So that is why people pay for water.

[–]J3DI 0 points1 point ago

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Shhh that is legend!

[–]Just2UpvoteU 0 points1 point ago

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There was one time where I came upon a milk-only vending machine in the cafeteria of my local university.

This particular machine had one large ad covering the entire face, which read "Got Milk?"

...the vending machine was empty.

[–]redundant409 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]randomfemale 0 points1 point ago

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Do you service vending machines?

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[–]mynameistrain 0 points1 point ago

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Scumbag redditor, complains about reposts, then reposts.

[–]homertone 0 points1 point ago

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Well he did wait an entire day.

[–]newtothelyte 0 points1 point ago

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I consider myself a plinko expert. This is not as difficult as it looks.

[–]CiantGunt 0 points1 point ago

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reposts for 700 upvotes?! you are right op i will NEVER be the lucky.

[–]Arodriguez328 0 points1 point ago

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Actually this happened to me on campus. I scored free famous amous cookies via purchasing a Snickers that was right above it.

[–]Derk444 0 points1 point ago

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I love it when I get two bottles out of th -- HOLY FUCK!!!

[–]wdejr 0 points1 point ago

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about a month ago I got a Take 5 out of a vending machine and it didn't work so i smashed the button and 2 Take 5 bars came out!!! needless to say I was satisfied with a net sum of 20 minutes taken.

[–]Iaintnonerd 0 points1 point ago

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Repost!!

[–]DrSlickDaddy 0 points1 point ago

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Damn that's a high quality gif

[–]mattybell2117 0 points1 point ago

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This .gif again? Seriously?

[–]ColdHumor 0 points1 point ago

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I actually had this happen with the energy drink vending machine in my mall. Whenever we bought one it would hit the bottom making 1-2 more fall. After about 5-6 purchases we sneaked out since the people working at the oriental message place next door was eyeing us funny, and started to leave their area.

[–]overzealoushobo 0 points1 point ago

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One time when I was about 7 or 8 years old, I went to the corner store to buy a snow cone and play an arcade game. I only had enough money to play the game one time, so I popped in my quarter...and played my first round. After that was over, the game allowed me to keep playing, so I did. Out of curiosity, and because I was a little kid, I hit the quarter return...and out pours around 5 bucks worth of quarters. I was rich. I bought candy, another few rounds of some other games, and still had some left over. Best luck ever. (in hindsight, I kinda stole that money...but 8 year old me didn't really think that way, it could have also been someone who put in 5 bucks and forgot or something.)

[–]jproxima 0 points1 point ago

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That wasn't luck. I could see the guy in the cooler. SET UP.

[–]omalmike 0 points1 point ago

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What is that orange drink?

[–]badavila20 0 points1 point ago

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you can tip those kind and get way more for free

[–]apollo1888 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else read the label on the orange soda as "Derp"?

[–]10007638 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah! One time I found a nickel! Beat that!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Water, something orange flavored, and a Pepsi?

Explain to me how this is "lucky."

[–]promonk 0 points1 point ago

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No, probably not. But do I need to be reminded of it every week?

Sobs...

[–]Thegannush 0 points1 point ago

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When I was 12 i went to a vending machine and got purple skittles. One bag fell as it usually would and then a second started to come with it and hung like the soda was in the gif. So i put a second dollar in and pushed the buttons for the sour skittles above and it knocked the purple skittles as it fell... then a second sour skittles came with it. I was a very happy boy.

[–]HellsChosen 0 points1 point ago

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I got even luckier. There was this faulty vending machine at a local store. If you held in coke and pepsi at the same time as refund money you'd get your money back as well as a coke and pepsi.

[–]golfcheapskate23 0 points1 point ago

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An easy 750 calories down the hatch, so maybe not that lucky.

[–]benbeltran 0 points1 point ago

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Peggle!

[–]micahshell 0 points1 point ago

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A couple months back I was buying one of the Starbucks coffee they have in those machines, and it was on the very bottom and the person was new and for some reason it gave me 3 which is nice since there $2.50 each.

[–]Wiisal 0 points1 point ago

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[–]canthisbemyhomework 0 points1 point ago

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think of how unlucky the previous person must've felt. dat contrast.

[–]Flashman_H 0 points1 point ago

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And that's why people get killed by vending machines

[–]Catjjc 0 points1 point ago

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He got a bottle of drench + pepsi for the price of water.. genius.

[–]andrewgus 0 points1 point ago

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Did that orange soda have Derp on the label?

[–]ultraspeedz 0 points1 point ago

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I just yelled out triple kill and the other people in the office looked at me weird...

[–]rich_tea_91 0 points1 point ago

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c-c-c-combo

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Kracus 0 points1 point ago

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I wish Debit machines did this once in awhile...

Actually... they do, I worked for IBM and we supported a specific type of ABM, I think they were called Diebold and I'd sometimes get reports of people saying they were given more money then they withdrew. It always puzzled me as a fairly poor person who would report that shit?

My mom once accessed the account of some other individual through her own debit card and could withdraw money from them too. She notified the bank the next day and returned the money which she had no intention of keeping, she just tried to see if it'd work.

[–]ELzed 0 points1 point ago

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Ew. Pepsi Max. And I'm all like 'oh great, now I gotta be responsible for this pepsi max'.

[–]zomgomgz 0 points1 point ago

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Dare I say... CHALLENGE ACCEPT!

[–]buttonforest 0 points1 point ago

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Incorrect. Found a $100 bill, left my contact info at the place I found it in case someone called, no one did. Two weeks later, I said TREAT YO SELF.

[–]AJistheGreatest 0 points1 point ago

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I love plinko

[–]DBAWDBAWDBAW 0 points1 point ago

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I miss these kinds of machines, me and my buddy used to just beat the living shit of them and get like every soda out of them, usually leaving 75- 80% of them for other people. When you overprice shit, expect robin hooding.

[–]too_many_vices 0 points1 point ago

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but i do have 6 bucks

[–]arialth 0 points1 point ago

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You will never get this lucky have this much skill

[–]centurijon 0 points1 point ago

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At my college we had a snapple vending machine that was better. Yes, better.

It had a similar design to the .gif, but we had also pretty quickly figured out that giving it a "moderate" shove would cause the bottom 3 rows to drop their first line of snapple.

For at least a month it was free drinks for all my friends/classmates when we went into that building.

[–]inthrees 0 points1 point ago

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You will never get this diabetes.

[–]kaiwolf26 0 points1 point ago

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Last night I bought a packet of peanut M&Ms and two fell out, then I hit the coin eject and about $2 in change fell out.

That was pretty kick ass.

[–]Mephisto6 0 points1 point ago

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When I was 7 I put 2€ in a machine to get a 1€ drink. I got the drink and 3€ back. Felt like a fucking boss.

[–]Debased_Panda 0 points1 point ago

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Screw the cup, THAT was the holy grail!!!

[–]ironw00d 0 points1 point ago

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Soda popchinko machine.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Its like plinko!

[–]ungolden_glitter 0 points1 point ago

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I had something similar happen last Sunday at the laundromat. I bought a bag of ketchup chips. The bag of chips behind it came with it, and they dragged a bag of Doritos from the slot beside them.

Also, one of the soda machines at my high school had a strange quirk: if you pushed the button for the soda you wanted before putting your money in, after you put in your money and pressed the same button, two or three sodas would fall out. It was great.

[–]ArfBox 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CodyGriffin -1 points0 points ago

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Omg I LOVE it when that happens!

[–]drill_hands_420 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]demos74dx 0 points1 point ago

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I heard some people win the Lottery, seems a bit better.