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[–]mr_burnzz 78 points79 points ago

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LMAO. This happened to me a couple years ago and I ended up gripping his fist in my palm. My fingers were all up between his knuckles and when we made eye contact, I felt like I violated him. That shit was awkward as hell.

[–]Metaphex 45 points46 points ago

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PAPER COVERS ROCK BITCH

[–]FunkiPorcini 4 points5 points ago

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Rock crushes lizard.

[–]ekedin 7 points8 points ago

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I always just say, "Gear shifter!" gets 'em every time.

[–]BasRutten951 1 point2 points ago

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This will save me. I play darts with all older fellas and it's a constant shift between fist bumps and high fives. The change without warning gives me the awkward, burning sensation in my neck....similar to a shot of tequila.

[–]Jerik 1 point2 points ago

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Paper disproves Spock.

[–]Dusk-AF 4 points5 points ago

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Haha o man I know what you mean. 'My fingers were all up between his knuckles and when we made eye contact..' almost died laughing.

Good shit, this should be on top.

[–]mr_burnzz 0 points1 point ago

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haha, yea. I've accidentally bump into another dude's junk before but for some reason that fist grasping was way more invasive. Not many people get the space in between their knucles caressed you know.

[–]Dusk-AF 1 point2 points ago

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Man, once, I was at some party relatively drunk, and this older dude showed up and I swear to god his hand 'accidentally' brushed against my junk several times. I didn't know what to do, was kind of awkward, luckily he left after not too long, otherwise there might have been a physical altercation.

[–]mr_burnzz 1 point2 points ago

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several times? Good job controlling your temper! Who knows what would have happened if he touched that delicate skin between your knuckles.

[–]Dusk-AF 1 point2 points ago*

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If he had touched my sweet sweet knuckles there would have been some issues. =P

I wasn't really sure if he was doing it on purpose or not, so I didn't say anything, nor did I care that much, he wasn't grabbing per se just brushing, still wtf?

[–]mr_burnzz 1 point2 points ago

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I understood the nut fondalage, I was just trying to be humorous. Seems it didn't go too well.

[–]Dusk-AF 1 point2 points ago

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Nah it just took me awhile, I actually editted my post several times before realizing that I just completely misinterpreted, and you were making a joke, and then dick-ninja-editted my comment, I was hoping to sneak that in before you saw my post.

I had a few drinks, I take responsibility for the joke going poorly, I actually had a laugh once I got it, if that makes you feel any better.. =( I gave you some upvotes, I hope that makes all things good.

[–]mr_burnzz 0 points1 point ago

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It's always all good! Cheers!

[–]asianguy91can 6 points7 points ago

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Oh man, that reminds of the time when I going for a fist bump for the guy actually didn't know what a fist bump was due to his newness in the culture, so he ended up forming a open hand which I thought was signal for a highfive, so I opened up my hand and inserted into his. He said it was his first time but we ended up fisting each other anyways.

[–]Gripe 4 points5 points ago

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...ended up fisting each other anyways...? ಠ_ಠ

[–]AlexDuLarge 2 points3 points ago

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...ended up fisting each other anyways......ended up fisting each other anyways......ended up fisting each other anyways... echo

[–]Gripe 0 points1 point ago

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His newness to the culture......newness to the culture....the culture......culture....inserted into his....inserted....open hand....hand....what a fist....a fist...... ಠ_ಠ

[–]plucesiar 0 points1 point ago

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[–]frisky_business2 0 points1 point ago

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White people problems: Only knows one line to popular rap songs and makes hand shakes look like a sparring match.

[–]killdie 159 points160 points ago

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[–]jikls 12 points13 points ago

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Like Berneh, we movin like berneh.

[–]DontCareWhatYouThink 28 points29 points ago

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[–]Moh7 8 points9 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Black people have the best reactions.

[–]niytfox 34 points35 points ago

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[–]WaywardSpaniard 71 points72 points ago

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I can't be the only one who was expecting midgets.

[–]ConkerBirdy 15 points16 points ago

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I was expecting an amputee.

[–]TheRedGerund 13 points14 points ago

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[–]duncanbojangles 23 points24 points ago

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Nope. Nope nope nope.

[–]sTiKyt 2 points3 points ago

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I dunno about quarter person. She probably weighs as much as me.

[–]yellekc 15 points16 points ago

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Well, it's probably pretty hard for her to exercise. Give her a break.

[–]sTiKyt 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not having a go, just saying she might not be 1/4

[–]Trondiginus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]aresius 1 point2 points ago

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[–]NoojNoj -1 points0 points ago

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I was expecting the kung-fu movie "Crippled Masters"

[–]mrmadagascar 3 points4 points ago

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That handshake 0_0

[–]vagrantwade 10 points11 points ago

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Yes, that was the top comment.

[–]mrmadagascar -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, wow, I legitimately didn't notice that, I was too mesmerized by that beautiful coordination.

And P.S. the top comment says "THE HANDSHAKE" :)

[–]LastOfSane 0 points1 point ago

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I watched half of this video in a separate tab with killdie's gif still going. As I tabbed back, I laughed like nuts.

[–]mark331 -5 points-4 points ago

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I know the *Top Youtube Comment" says it but look at that handshake he does with his nigga. It nearly slipped my line of sight.

[–]mark331 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Crazy_G1raffe 1 point2 points ago

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did this in a club once as a joke, friends started doing it too, then people started looking, then the stripper/dancer bishes got jealous and started going it... then the black people started doing it.... everyone in the club looked like they were having a seizure while simultaneously afflicted with cerebral palsy

[–]Paxjax 17 points18 points ago

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This happens to me, except I do it on purpose. Someone goes to fist bump me, and I reach out to shake their hand. Somebody attempts to shake my hand, I'll fist bump them.
Am I cruel?
Probably.

[–]i_give_it_away -3 points-2 points ago

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rewatch the gif a few times, you can tell they're doing it on purpose, just slowly.

[–]Solidus113 15 points16 points ago

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As a white canadian, i can say this happens all the time.

[–]elldrick 1 point2 points ago

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Every time my friend makes me go to the hookah bar and meet his brown friends this happens to me.

[–]lollerkeet 15 points16 points ago

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You have to learn to play the cooler white man - when some poser tries a special handshake, smile at them like a child who at least tried, grab their hand with both of yours and shake it once in a manly fashion.

[–]elldrick 1 point2 points ago

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This is an excellent plan.

[–]lgspeck 11 points12 points ago

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[–]catatonic 0 points1 point ago

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From now on I'm only giving deathgrips.

[–]Airazz 27 points28 points ago

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Eh eh eh eh eh eh ehhh

Black people.

Dodo do do do.

[–]brianbrianbrian 1 point2 points ago

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I can never see "white people" and not think the sound effects.

[–]CompactedPrism 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit funnyparts.com still exists? I remember watching stuff in that almost 8 years ago now.

[–]jarjarbinks92 31 points32 points ago

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REPOST

[–]dkman22 14 points15 points ago

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Not just a normal repost either. A lot of the time they will have a different title but I've seen this one probably 10 times now and always with the same title.

[–]IdTugYourBoat 1 point2 points ago

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Despite the blatant repost, what else would they use as a title?

[–]dkman22 1 point2 points ago

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I'm the first to admit i'm not creative or clever, not saying this is a better title, but i don't know something like "When did this get so hard?"

[–]Reptilian_Brain 2 points3 points ago

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That's what she said

[–]woopsifarted 0 points1 point ago

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Stuck the landing! 10/10

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Repost spotting- just as annoying as your username sake.

[–]lolmeansilaughed 0 points1 point ago

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It still made me laugh again though.

[–]servohahn 0 points1 point ago

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I was having this incredible deja vu. Same title. Frontpage.

[–]Momma_Coprocessor 5 points6 points ago

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[–]NinenDahaf 0 points1 point ago

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Paper covers rock bitch...I'm assuming.

[–]BitterSourpuss 2 points3 points ago

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Every time this gets reposted, it becomes more and more obvious that it's a "secret" handshake, and I wonder why I ever thought otherwise.

[–]inexcess 2 points3 points ago

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This happens to me...Can all of us white people just agree to the bump or shake already?

[–]SirMctowelie 2 points3 points ago

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As a white man that was painful to watch.

[–]artemisfawkes 3 points4 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp9_1XMm9tY almost exactly what happened

[–]ramenator 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit, that was funny.

[–]Passion4Kitties 2 points3 points ago

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The more you watch it, the more intentional it looks

[–]the_danimal51 0 points1 point ago

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I feel the same way.. it was done with poise and no hesitation. Swag.

[–]i_give_it_away -1 points0 points ago

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it actually was intentional.

[–]dannykaya 3 points4 points ago

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Nah, that's just their secret handshake.

[–]plastic-abacus 1 point2 points ago

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Oh make it stop, make it stop, make it stop

[–]woopsifarted 0 points1 point ago

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That's what she said

[–]b0bo 1 point2 points ago

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In his defense it looks like this happened at a hockey game...so who was the one that was out of place to begin with?

[–]themsgdog 1 point2 points ago

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Hand turkey!!!

[–]SgtFiddlestixx 1 point2 points ago

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Handshake level: Caucasian

[–]MAGfloat 1 point2 points ago

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Reposts, reposts every where!!

[–]gadelat 1 point2 points ago

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first world problem

[–]Skeleboar 1 point2 points ago

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They are from Finlands national hockey team. But you dont seem to know that's a common form of handshake in Finland. You see, when two finnish heterosexual males want to show affection to another they engage in ritual called "palmfisting", very sensual but no homo.

[–]Way_Too_Angry 7 points8 points ago

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NOT COOL! RACISM IS NOT COOL!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]AzizYogurtbutt 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly, I wanted to hate that video, but as soon as the hand went into the pocket, I lost it.

[–]phasmy 1 point2 points ago

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Not angry enough. 6/10

[–]Way_Too_Angry 0 points1 point ago

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GO KILL YOURSELF ASSHOLE!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]battlepengu 3 points4 points ago

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You're just jealous of their secret handshake

[–]vagrantwade 3 points4 points ago

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[–]pizzlybear 2 points3 points ago

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...are awesome.

[–]proraver 2 points3 points ago

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Those look like ultra white people. Canadians.

[–]zettjh 11 points12 points ago

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Ultra white finnish people.

[–]proraver 1 point2 points ago

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I see, thanks for the correction.

[–]M15CH13F 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure the're from Finland or Sweden, this was from the world's a few years ago I think.

[–]ramenator 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, it was either from the WJHC or IHWC. Can't remember which one.

[–]jcwtigers12567 1 point2 points ago

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And then they play it off as an 'inside joke'

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Some may call it an awkward handshake. I call it Turkey Subbin' it.

[–]MajoraThief 1 point2 points ago

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The correct term is caucasian americans

[–]ab103630 1 point2 points ago

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As a fellow white person, this happens to me all the time.

[–]tarlom 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, paper covers rock, I win!

[–]meatfish 0 points1 point ago

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I feel the chill of a thousand douches watching that.

[–]superchill 0 points1 point ago

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I do this intentionally.

[–]fargin_bastiges 0 points1 point ago

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I always just pretend like I'm drunk when this happens. ...it happens a lot.

[–]XChronic 0 points1 point ago

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Paper covers rock.

[–]SinisterIntent 0 points1 point ago

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... have done

[–]Lord_TittySprinkles 0 points1 point ago

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Paper beats rock, bitch!

[–]CanadaEh97 0 points1 point ago

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Do it 5x faster add a few more motions and it's a baseball handshake.

[–]ipoopedthebed 0 points1 point ago

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This is so painful

[–]jDerf 0 points1 point ago

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cringe

[–]Aperture_client 0 points1 point ago

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Haaaaaad to be hockey.

[–]iamthetruemichael 0 points1 point ago

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The thing of it is simple.. There are elements of white people who fist bump, and there are elements of white people who shake. And there are elements of white people who fist bump the elements who fist bump, and shake the elements who shake. Then there is the element of surprise when SURPRISE, you wrongly assumed someone was part of the fist bump element who is really in the shake element or vice versa.

The real disaster is when the people who fist bump the element who fist bump and shake the element who shake meet. Neither one knows what to do because it is not immediately evident which element either is of.

simple

[–]jinku2608 0 points1 point ago

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Its the start of a long tradition of a secret handshake.

Fist bump on to palm* Fist bump in palm reverse* Arm Wrestleeeeeeeeeeee

[–]casual_complimenter 0 points1 point ago

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I kench'd.

[–]1wiseguy 0 points1 point ago

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White people are notoriously bad at fist-bumping and other trendy handshake-like gestures.

To be fair, they get pretty distracted by running the industrial world.

[–]drhagbard_celine 0 points1 point ago

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LOL. Just shake my #&@) hand!

[–]schulzee 0 points1 point ago

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white me and my white friends do that on purpose

[–]awesomeman91 0 points1 point ago

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I do this to fuck with people. My friends hate it.

[–]haargoth73 0 points1 point ago

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Look at all these white people saying they do this " on purpose"....

As a white person, I can say this is almost a daily occurrence for me.

[–]danceswithwool 0 points1 point ago

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Freemasons.

[–]stickysodagun 0 points1 point ago

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all my life.

[–]codecoder 0 points1 point ago

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This happens to me five times a day.

[–]thephenom21 0 points1 point ago

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just like the start of the movie 50/50...which I just finished watching.

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 0 points1 point ago

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Whenever this happens to me & my boss I yell "Awwwww WHITE PEOPLE!!!!" and I instantly become cool again. Never fails

[–]kabekoide 0 points1 point ago

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That awkward moment!!

[–]NinenDahaf 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, they're showing off our secret handshake. Don't take it other races...

[–]SisyphusAmericanus 0 points1 point ago

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Flawless execution.

[–]Lampshade01 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately, it happens to everyone... Much like the unreciprocated brohug where you're basically left hangin....

[–]RudyChicken 0 points1 point ago

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I do that all the time on purpose just to confuse people and make an awkward situation. It's pretty fun.

[–]Jimmy_Big_Nuts 0 points1 point ago

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Yo that secret handshake is SICK

[–]mglennie 0 points1 point ago

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That was awesomely awkward, loved it!

[–]TheTreeTopChronicles 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else think, "That could be quite a good secret handshake..."

[–]JustAWonderfulMan 0 points1 point ago

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I'm making that whole exchange my actual secret handshake with someone

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, that's awkward

[–]selfish_king 0 points1 point ago

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As a white man I can confirm this

[–]elmarko44 0 points1 point ago

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guilty.

[–]Scotty4fingers 0 points1 point ago

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Lol that's a frump, a frump is where one dude goes for the high five and the other dude doesn't know what to do and gets trumped by a mothafuckin paper

[–]richred 0 points1 point ago

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That awkward moment when you realize you aren't cool.

[–]RecycleorDie 0 points1 point ago

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Its so awkward, it's hard to watch...

[–]Jeebusify119 0 points1 point ago

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I do this all the time.

[–]cdavarice 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. So I'm going to need you to create a standard operating procedure.

[–]Nigelwethers 0 points1 point ago

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God, I love how slowly they move.

[–]Fattswindstorm 0 points1 point ago

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I call it a generation gap. I always go in for a pound then change it at the last second BAMB!

[–]fatkidswinatseesaw 0 points1 point ago

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Possibly the most awkward handshake interaction ever recorded?

[–]tiersy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bscott19 0 points1 point ago

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no joke, this happened to me and one of my black co workers tonight.

[–]siqniz 0 points1 point ago

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what a catastrophe

[–]lordtaco 0 points1 point ago

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[–]batoutofbasement 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta love Demetri Martin

[–]jiggygent 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BarryHatchet 0 points1 point ago

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did anyone else watch a million times to figure out who was at fault here? if so, what did you come up with?

[–]Sederman 0 points1 point ago

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To their credit this stunning execution of hand-derp is actually three flawless maneuvers in quick succession...all that is missing is a franction of a second of sync

[–]Reddalot 0 points1 point ago

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Yep... Done this.. too many times.. and I'm white..

[–]cobaltgiant 1 point2 points ago

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White people..can you do anything right?

[–]betterthanthee 2 points3 points ago

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We haven't exterminated you yet. But keep pushing us.

[–]MattDrumz 0 points1 point ago*

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I've done this before. When I was about 8, I was picked in a drawing to give the Seattle Sonics (NBA team that no longer exists) high fives when the players came out. I gave high fives to all the players, and then Gary Payton tried to fist bump. I still tried to give him a high five.

I'm white.

[–]ServerGeek -1 points0 points ago

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Silly caucasians.

[–]thefloppydog -1 points0 points ago

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This is not a matter of race!

Proof

[–]doubleas21380 -2 points-1 points ago

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Racist.

[–]mario0318 -1 points0 points ago

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That's definitely Dave Foley.

[–]Crazy_G1raffe -1 points0 points ago

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is this canadian? i'm hoping its canadian...

[–]introvertlovesyou -3 points-2 points ago

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They completely diffused that potentially awkward situation and made a boss handshake. They're doing it right

[–]thelasershow -5 points-4 points ago

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It's hockey... figures.

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[–]cottagecheese420 0 points1 point ago

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Playing any sport after boxing is going to be tough. I went and played tennis after sparring and man, it was pretty rough. Dont know about hockey but it looks pretty easy beacause white people.

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[–]iamthetruemichael 0 points1 point ago

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that's what it looked like to me