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Why, Slippy...? (imgur.com)
submitted 7 months ago by SilverRequiem
[–][deleted] 7 months ago
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[–]IntergalacticTire 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I remember this was one of the first pictures I saw on the internet, in a you laugh you lose thread or something.
[–]MikeTheInfidel 32 points33 points34 points 7 months ago
Really?
REALLY?
THIS is what sets /r/wtf into a fury?
[–]GarenBushTerrorist 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Wait... so is it wrong that I laughed my ass off?
[–]MikeTheInfidel 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Nope.
[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
only if you didn't downvote it
[–]OldJeb 36 points37 points38 points 7 months ago
Up to, but not over 9000
[–]DigitalChocobo 3 points4 points5 points 7 months ago*
This baby's temperature can go up to 9000!
What? Up to 9000?!
[–]bdaniel44 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
they are like cockroaches. practically indestructible. the baby in the microwave yesterday got a little burnt though. gotta stop it halfway through and rotate it or that happens
[–]OldJeb 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
I feel very fortunate that I was able to get in this thread early enough for no one else to have said it.
[–]youtouchmytralala 140 points141 points142 points 7 months ago
I think this is actually just child abuse.
[–]Anal_Justice_League 18 points19 points20 points 7 months ago
I must send my forces to intervene at once.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 months ago
Yea, anyone who would even consider putting a child into the microwave even for a joke fake picture I would consider to be a total moron... This is sick even for a joke.
[–]Phallic 44 points45 points46 points 7 months ago
Yes, think of the poor baby! It got put in an inert, open box for about 20 seconds and got it's photo taken! That poor, porcelain vase of a child will take years to recover!
[–]Plumerian 11 points12 points13 points 7 months ago
Sounds like an episode of Portlandia.
[–]AngryData 3 points4 points5 points 7 months ago
So you never played peekaboo with a baby?
[–]Craptcha 14 points15 points16 points 7 months ago
I think its more about the gesture. I wouldn't think a baby with a gun to its head would. be very funny either even if the gun is fake
[–]sctilley -5 points-4 points-3 points 7 months ago
What if the baby is fake?
[–]darth-tom 3 points4 points5 points 7 months ago
Then it's not funny.
[–]I_utilize_Caps_Lock -9 points-8 points-7 points 7 months ago
What if the baby was fake?
[–]K931SAR 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Make a child cry for your entertainment, take a picture instead of comforting said child. Yeah, great guy/girl....
[–]ellieD -9 points-8 points-7 points 7 months ago
I agree just because the consequence of shutting that door are too horrible to imagine.
It is obviously too easy for some to get pg & have hildren where they would squander this privilege like this.
Sure, the child is not hurt from the joke, but we are hurt from the SEEING. Some things should not be joked about.
My friend had CPS called on her when she stupidly left her young kids in the car when she went in the store for 5 minutes or so (I don't know the full story) imagine what would happen to this person!
[–]mikesauce 7 points8 points9 points 7 months ago
lol. you're on r/wtf, last week there was human breakfast sausage all over a hungry jet engine and runway, and yet a baby in a microwave offends you.
[–]really_Dude 5 points6 points7 points 7 months ago
If you're that sensitive then censor the material you expose yourself to. Don't expect the world to change just to make you comfortable. Your simplistic ego maniacal mind set is the exact type of ignorance that kept South Park from showing muhammad on TV. Fuck off and stop trying to censor the world.
[–]Major_Dick -8 points-7 points-6 points 7 months ago
No.
[–]SilverRequiem[S] -107 points-106 points-105 points 7 months ago
Cool story, bro.
[–]Muffinabus 30 points31 points32 points 7 months ago
You come off as kind of... douchey.
[–]SilverRequiem[S] -42 points-41 points-40 points 7 months ago
This wasn't me... >.< Don't let your computer stay in a room with people unlocked when you run to the restroom.
[–]allineedis42 13 points14 points15 points 7 months ago
Yeah, gotta keep those people locked.
[–]SilverRequiem[S] -25 points-24 points-23 points 7 months ago
Yeah, I know.
[–]AriBBCP -3 points-2 points-1 points 7 months ago
please remove this from /r/wtf, it's in the wrong subreddit, it was obviously intended as a joke, put it where jokes belong.
[–]daychilde 6 points7 points8 points 7 months ago
You know what's great about reddit? You can edit and/or delete comments :)
[–]SuperBicycleTony 8 points9 points10 points 7 months ago
No... we want historians to know what happened on this day.
[–]TimmyFTW -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Are you sure your cat didn't walk over the keyboard and post this?
[–]xebo -3 points-2 points-1 points 7 months ago
Wow you got downvoted. Some kind of act of nature right here.
[–]BenjaminSkanklin 9 points10 points11 points 7 months ago
Do a baby roll™
[–]themaskedlemur 10 points11 points12 points 7 months ago
the microwave demanded a sacrifice
[–]darkkittykatt 69 points70 points71 points 7 months ago
babies don't belong in the microwave, how stupid can people be?
[–]DieSchadenfreude 43 points44 points45 points 7 months ago
Seriously wtf, the baby is obviously upset you crammed it into a tiny microwave, so why the hell would you not only do this but take a picture of it?
[–]pants6000 162 points163 points164 points 7 months ago
Seriously, this microwave is much too small to properly cook this baby.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 7 months ago
Some people just haven't heard of ovens yet. They cook them like a microwave, yet are designed to fit a full sized baby.
[–]ThatOneComment 9 points10 points11 points 7 months ago
And taste better! I recommend trying this.
[–]darth-tom 12 points13 points14 points 7 months ago
A good 3-4 gallon crock pot does the trick too. The best part is you can start it before leaving on vacation, then come back and it's all done, without any of the annoying screaming and gurgling.
[–]TheDopestEthiopian 8 points9 points10 points 7 months ago
This thread is going to end up on AC360.
[–]darth-tom 4 points5 points6 points 7 months ago*
AC360 or Epic Meal Time?
[–]darth-tom 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
We will be famous!
[–]m0ngrel 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Fuck that, get one of those outdoor turkey deep friars. Nothing says home cookin' like a baby in 8 gallons of vegetable oil.
[–]myztry -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Don't forget to score the skin all the way across about 1 cm apart with a really sharp knife (I use a craft knife) and then add salt. Copious amounts of it.
Perfect Crackling
[–]mikesauce 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
this came to mind
[–]Donakebab -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Oven roasted baby has been around a hell of a lot longer.
First oven, roughly 30,000 years ago. First commercial microwave, 1947.
[–]JohnCoffee23 6 points7 points8 points 7 months ago
for karmas
[–]darkkittykatt 4 points5 points6 points 7 months ago
some people shouldn't be parents.
[–]jackwoww 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Yeah. They should have used a confectioner's oven instead.
[–]ekajrepus 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
I believe that the person who did this put their baby in the microwave in order to make people laugh. See, if you're a fan of Star Fox, and if you're a baby, or have ever been a baby, you may laugh at this picture.
Also, don't worry about babies too much. They're always upset over something. Usually it turns out to be no big deal!
[–]SilverRequiem[S] -12 points-11 points-10 points 7 months ago
It's called being a good parent. It's definitely one for the family album.
[–]ellieD -2 points-1 points0 points 7 months ago
I think we have different definitions of "good." Good luck with your baby. She is cute.
[–]mcmur 4 points5 points6 points 7 months ago
babies don't belong in the microwave.
Lesson of the day, Reddit.
[–]OutaTowner 7 points8 points9 points 7 months ago*
I'm guessing the microwave was asking for a sacrifice
Proof Proof2 Proof3 Proof4 Proof5
And the most crucial and relevant proof, from Reddit yesterday
[–]Becaz_I_Saidso 3 points4 points5 points 7 months ago
As an atheist ill have to agree. Cooking the damn thing in a microwave will dry out the meat. You want a strictly oven based cook. Gotta keep all those juices in the tender morsel. Meat falls off the bone yo.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Ya, the plate wont spin or anything with that baby in it. Babies were clearly intended to be cooked in the oven.
[–]kflores06 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
There was a story in my home town about a year ago about some tweeker who actually put her newborn in a microwave & turned it on. Needless to say, the baby died. You know, they make you take a test to drive a car but any idiot can be a parent. Some people just should not procreate.
[–]racer_24_4evr 5 points6 points7 points 7 months ago
FOX! HELLLPPPPP!!!!
[–]nksdabomb 14 points15 points16 points 7 months ago
Baby's face breaks my heart every time I see this :(
[–]Austin422 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Microwaves actually don't get hot. They cause the molecules in food to move rapidly causing it to generate heat. So it doesn't matter if it can withstand 9000 degrees, Your gonna get blasted with an intense barrage of microwaves. Have fun asshole.
[–]AduroNox -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Fun fact: microwaves primarily affect water, so as long as there is liquid water in whatever's cooking, the temperature cannot exceed 100C
[–]mz27 5 points6 points7 points 7 months ago
Incorrect, microwaves are known for their ability to superheat liquids, which is why it is quite common to have a glass of water flash boil upon jostling or adding powder after removing it from the microwave. This property is taken advantage of when doing microwave chemistry.
Additionally, the lower specific heat capacity of fats and their segregation in tissue allows fats to reach very high temperatures independent of and in the presence of water, which is why you can brown things in the nuke.
[–]Austin422 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Was going to say water but wasn't sure if was just water that was affected.
[–]AduroNox 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I think other things may be affected to a lesser degree, but water's the primary target.
Wait a sec.... How do I know how microwaves work?
I feel you. I could probably take apart a microwave and tell you what each component is and what it does, but I have no idea why.
We must have the ability to take in random useless pieces of information unconsciously.
[–]ckeifer90 15 points16 points17 points 7 months ago
The worst part about this... the person (likely teenaged parent) thought this was cute or funny.
[–]KochuJang 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
"bubub boo bah-boo" ~Falco Lombardi
[–]imquentin 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Disgusting, you sick fuck.
[–]SubtleMockery 4 points5 points6 points 7 months ago*
Olllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddd.
Edit: Quit pissing your trousers reddit, babies cry over every god damned thing. If the child was sitting on the floor bawling, we wouldn't call it abuse.
[–]darkkittykatt 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
but a child crying on the floor wasn't shoved into a microwave, this is purposely making a child cry. you should hug a crying child not shove them into microwaves.
[–]emkael 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Yes, we know, we've all seen it posted about ten times in the comments to the evil microwave photo 12 hours ago.
[–]PavementBlues 3 points4 points5 points 7 months ago
Frankly, this is one of the few images on the Internet that I will upvote every time I see, simply because if there is a single human being alive who has played Star Fox but hasn't seen this, that needs to be fixed.
[–]Miora 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
People take things too literal nowadays. Its funny to talk about the many ways of cooking a baby in a microwave. It's not funny when you actually go ahead and do it.
[–]MikeTheInfidel -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
I don't see a baby being cooked here.
[–]doctorunk 7 points8 points9 points 7 months ago
i'd have to say that game is one of the best of all time
[–]SilverRequiem[S] -11 points-10 points-9 points 7 months ago
I must agree with your above statement.
[–]allineedis42 5 points6 points7 points 7 months ago
I must agree with your agreement, but, to keep the positive comments to a minimum, I also automatically disagree with the next statement.
[–]NULLACCOUNT 9 points10 points11 points 7 months ago
I agree with the above statement!
[–]sshjusttouchme 3 points4 points5 points 7 months ago
That is fucking disgusting.
[–]anactualfoot 9 points10 points11 points 7 months ago
I know, right? Raw baby is just gross.
[–]MikeTheInfidel 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Not even a garnish or a nice sauce. Soooo bland.
[–]LaSage 5 points6 points7 points 7 months ago
This is not funny, and shouldn't even be joked about. People have actually killed their babies this way.
[–]snypr 16 points17 points18 points 7 months ago
We know its not funny, thats why its in r/WTF.
[–]nicklikesmilk 11 points12 points13 points 7 months ago
This. r/WTF has been kind of lame lately, and now that we get a decent WTF picture, everyone flips their shit
[–]unheimlich 6 points7 points8 points 7 months ago
People have also actually drowned babies. No more baths, bitches.
[–]deathschool 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
how would people get to that point? i don't understand.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 months ago
Because crazy, there is no understand.
[–]boyssoul -10 points-9 points-8 points 7 months ago
Makes it more funny
[–]AngryData -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
I think it is funny. The picture is too,
[–]LaSage 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Please don't reproduce. Pretty please.
[–]AngryData 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Do you really think any offspring I may have will live long enough to matter?
Perhaps if raised by someone else, the kid would have a chance. The child should not suffer do the the ineptitude of their genetic donors.
It's ok, im not going to have kids anyway. Despite the fact that I jsut don't like kids at all, the world already has to many people fighting for resource. On top of that, I don't think anyone should go through any of the problems I myself have due to genetic mental disorders. Voluntary eugenics.
[–]ProbabilityOfFurries -3 points-2 points-1 points 7 months ago
...
Who
Please, find me a case of someone who actually microwaved their baby, I'm begging you
There's a newfangled technology you may not be familiar with, called Google. If you type in a question, it supplies many links of articles pertaining to your question. It took less than 5 seconds to come up with a link. Less time than your response most likely took to type. But perhaps you haven't heard of this Google. Hence, I offer you this: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20063275-504083.html. More than 5 seconds on google can pull up many more but it was such a given that I didn't feel like wasting my time belaboring an obvious point. Please take a moment (even 30 seconds to do some research before contesting that a claim is false in the future. I'm glad I could at least elucidate you on the subject at least. Please put some effort in yourself for asking me to do all the work, though. If you have the effort to beg, you have the effort to look. Again, this is one of many, many cases. Having read numberous articles on such cases in the past, prompted me to respond. It's tragic and horrifying, and unfortunately a reality that there are some substandard humans who lack the proper judgement to not put their babies in the microwave and press start. Darwin may have something to say in the matter if it's their kids, but all the same, no child should undergo such torture, however idiotic their guardians are.
[–]SilverRequiem[S] -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
http://on.msnbc.com/yQB91A
[–]JakeFranklin 4 points5 points6 points 7 months ago
It is still raw - zap it for another 5 minutes.
[–]ThatCoolBlackGuy 3 points4 points5 points 7 months ago
What.......why? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ??
[–]mystikarts 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
there was a case where a crackhead microwaved her baby... I've over thought it... this brings back memories of overthinking...
[–]taking_a_gunther 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
This guy that did community service where i worked at put his grandmas cat in the microwave and only got 40 hours
[–]ehbrooklyn 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
This is in poor taste. Who is even upvoting this crap?
[–]Callist 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
So the child sacrifice was finally given.
[–]jumbo-shrimp 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
total downzy right there.
[–]LordPineapple 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Noooooooooooooo!
[–]SilentExchange 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Microwave's power level?
8,999
[–]beester87 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Very relevant. (Volume is a bit quiet)
[–]koffinkat 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Musically relevant
[–]thepyr 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Is it really too much for me to ask to get new content on this site?
[–]Lord_Kruor 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Shame to have to delete your 900+ karma account now to prevent the police tracking you.
[–]Lifeinapicklejar 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
OMGWTFMICROWAVE
[–]kamakaro 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
What a idiotic thing to post. You're a imbecile.
[–]w4rfr05t 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
HOW IS BABBY WARMED?
[–]Take_it_Baby 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Take It Baby
[–]wheeldawg 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
That is the EXACT model of microwave I had growing up.
[–]capt_fantastic 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
way over the line.
[–]phishingeagle 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
didnt some one go to jail for doing this exact thing and posting the picture online?
[–]EyesfurtherUp 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
nsfmi
[–]kiyuragood -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
... ... no no no no nonononono no no no nono .... nooooo NOOOOOOO .... must kill person .... i feel like beating someone to a pulp now ... funny thing before i my daughter was born i would not say a thing ...
[–]factotum218 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
I'm right there with ya. Sick fucks.
[–]kiyuragood -4 points-3 points-2 points 7 months ago
yeah ... but 2 years ago i would have been with them
[–]ProbabilityOfFurries 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I love how posts like this bring out the internet toughguys.
[–]maggoty -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
People need to chill the fuck out over this picture. Its not like they were going to cook him for 5 minutes on high. Geez... I was talking about doing something similar with my son just the other day to my wife. Looks like someone beat me to it. LOL
[–]don_jon -2 points-1 points0 points 7 months ago
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
[–]raintree38 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
You suck for doing this! Enjoy your downvotes!
[–]Potato-baby 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
oh............oh no
[–]sum_dude 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
stuffed a baby into a appliance for a picture...FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
[–]Danzaemon 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
[–]zeup2000 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Chiiiiiiiiild
[–]therestruth 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
This is crossing a line and reminds me of a friend who microwaved a hamster. Maybe not coincidence that while viewing this it had 666 points.
[–]tryshapepper 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
That is an old ass microwave.
[–]benblue 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.
[–]eliaspowers 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Never let it get a taste for human blood, it will always thirst for more!
[–]Westrosofthewest 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Because of insecurity. You see, Slippy always needed to be saved. Therefore, we can assume, in his/her shattered mental state, it would want to microwave a baby to save it for later, thus overcoming his/her own shortcomings as a Laylat Airforce pilot.
[–]AmazingRealist 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
It finally got what it wanted
[–]dphillips83 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
All the idiots who don't see how wrong this obviously is have no children of their own.
[–]britany08 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
the microwave is hungry!
[–]ChiTownMatt 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
WTF.... Everyone knows you can't put a polyester onsie in a microwave...
[–]JSawa -4 points-3 points-2 points 7 months ago
This is not /r/WTF worthy. Get out.
[–]nicklikesmilk 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
How so?
[–]senorchaos718 -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Endangering your child for the lulz... check.
[–]ProbabilityOfFurries -2 points-1 points0 points 7 months ago
Where's the danger, exactly?
[–]senorchaos718 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
They'll ruin it
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
So much butthurt in this thread
[–]ewrs -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
I will NOT upvote this image and I would not hesitate one second to report the one responsible to the authorities, if I only knew who did it. Jesus f-ing christ.
[–]Left4Bread -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Chinaaaa!
[–]kittenkat4u -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
WHAT THE HOLY FUCK!!!! joke or not this childs parents need to have their fucking heads examined. This is not funny assholes(to parents not reddit).
[–]frownykid -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
I wonder who actually put their kid in this microwave. It just seems wrong to even take the picture without microwaving the child. Lol
[–]Nagus_Maximus420 -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Hilarious. Don't listen to the whiners.
[–]scorpionfader -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
I'm so disturbed right now that my spine is tingling. That picture is fucking disgusting. Joke or not, yuck. Fuck I need to take a shower. Horrible.
[–]Darienjsmi93 -7 points-6 points-5 points 7 months ago
R/atheism needs to see this.
[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points-3 points 7 months ago
This aint funny, it is disgusting. This is a picture of a baby in distress.
I know the fucking idiots of the hive think dead baby jokes are funny, or joking about cooking babies is funny, but it aint. This is an actual picture of someone mistreating a very small child. For you idiots out there that think this is a funny, or thinking maybe you will stuff your baby brother or own child into a bad spot for the lulz- DONT FUCKING DO IT YOU FUCKING MORON!!!
I don't think the microwave is on, Johnny Whiteknight.
[–]JohnFJohnson -2 points-1 points0 points 7 months ago
I'm SO impressed. That's an incredibly forgettable Slippy Snippet. This is a person who played the absolute dog shit out of Star Fox 64.
[–]pacoliketaco -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
but not over 9000?
[–]Myflyisbreezy -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
But not temperatures over 9000
[–]synicalx1 -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Damnit Slippy not this shit again
[–]slippy0 -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
I'm sorry, I just hate babies.
[–]slim_shady121 -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Why not, child in microwave... :X
[–]judith_lies -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
is it bad the first thing i thought of was get a 2.3 cubic
[–]inhumanbeing -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Slippy, you heartless son of a bitch!
[–]luigisfuckingpeach -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/Pi6UA.jpg
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Shit is fucked up when derive more laughs from here than /r/funny etc.
[–]SaiMan -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
That seriously is fucked up.
[–]thewileyone -2 points-1 points0 points 7 months ago
I've been on the internets for while and this is the first time my "WTF!" was an angry one.
[–]tantobourne -2 points-1 points0 points 7 months ago
The child obviously does not look happy. Any fucker that'd take enjoyment putting a kid into a microwave instead of being...gee, I don't know, a good parent or even just a good human being, should be taken out back and beat with cinder blocks and rusty re-bar.
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 7 months ago
I'm careful putting things into the microwave even when it's deactivated! And my food isn't alive!
Sorry mate, I hate handing them out, but downvote.
[–]ProbabilityOfFurries -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
OH NO
[–]imsurroundedby -7 points-6 points-5 points 7 months ago
this belongs on 4chan. absolutely, or /r/awww
[–]SilverRequiem[S] -13 points-12 points-11 points 7 months ago
...I shoulda. I may do a repost there at some point.
[–]I_want_your-downvote -5 points-4 points-3 points 7 months ago
Too bad it wasn't one of them NIGGER babies. Hit me.
[–]vashed -14 points-13 points-12 points 7 months ago
This should be in /r/funny
They don't like distasteful photos or I woulda.
How is this distasteful? Slippy said the baby could withstand up to 5000 degrees.
9000.
And they're not as chill about stuff like this, out yonder.
[–]Dead_Skull 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
/r/imgoingtohellforthis
[–]scarr83 -7 points-6 points-5 points 7 months ago
Do some of you people actually think before you comment? Does it cross your mind that maybe, just maybe, someone is ignorant enough to take all this shit seriously? Some ridiculously stupid person might just try to cook a baby because They think people will think it's funny.
Well shit, we'd better not say anything then, or someone might interpret it in any ridiculous way and do something completely unrelated.
Someone might read your comment and start tracking down and killing redditors.
[–]montagv3 -2 points-1 points0 points 7 months ago
jees bro at least snap a pic when it aint cryin
[–]bdaniel44 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
425 makes the crust crispier. sometimes a longer cook time is work waiting for
[–]godofallcows 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Too true, I have recently gotten into Crock Pot cooking with babies. Set the baby, leave for work, and 8 hours you got yourself a nice baby stew.
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Challenge accepted
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Source?
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Was this the human sacrifice this microwave required? Did it work?
A metal spatula. Scrapes better.
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Probably the best thing I've ever seen on reddit.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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