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[–]IntergalacticTire 0 points1 point ago

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I remember this was one of the first pictures I saw on the internet, in a you laugh you lose thread or something.

[–]MikeTheInfidel 32 points33 points ago

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Really?

REALLY?

THIS is what sets /r/wtf into a fury?

[–]GarenBushTerrorist 2 points3 points ago

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Wait... so is it wrong that I laughed my ass off?

[–]MikeTheInfidel 2 points3 points ago

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Nope.

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

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only if you didn't downvote it

[–]OldJeb 36 points37 points ago

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Up to, but not over 9000

[–]DigitalChocobo 3 points4 points ago*

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This baby's temperature can go up to 9000!

What? Up to 9000?!

[–]bdaniel44 0 points1 point ago

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they are like cockroaches. practically indestructible. the baby in the microwave yesterday got a little burnt though. gotta stop it halfway through and rotate it or that happens

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[–]OldJeb 2 points3 points ago

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I feel very fortunate that I was able to get in this thread early enough for no one else to have said it.

[–]youtouchmytralala 140 points141 points ago

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I think this is actually just child abuse.

[–]Anal_Justice_League 18 points19 points ago

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I must send my forces to intervene at once.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Yea, anyone who would even consider putting a child into the microwave even for a joke fake picture I would consider to be a total moron... This is sick even for a joke.

[–]Phallic 44 points45 points ago

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Yes, think of the poor baby! It got put in an inert, open box for about 20 seconds and got it's photo taken! That poor, porcelain vase of a child will take years to recover!

[–]Plumerian 11 points12 points ago

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Sounds like an episode of Portlandia.

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[–]AngryData 3 points4 points ago

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So you never played peekaboo with a baby?

[–]Craptcha 14 points15 points ago

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I think its more about the gesture. I wouldn't think a baby with a gun to its head would. be very funny either even if the gun is fake

[–]sctilley -5 points-4 points ago

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What if the baby is fake?

[–]darth-tom 3 points4 points ago

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Then it's not funny.

[–]K931SAR 1 point2 points ago

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Make a child cry for your entertainment, take a picture instead of comforting said child. Yeah, great guy/girl....

[–]BenjaminSkanklin 9 points10 points ago

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Do a baby roll™

[–]themaskedlemur 10 points11 points ago

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the microwave demanded a sacrifice

[–]darkkittykatt 69 points70 points ago

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babies don't belong in the microwave, how stupid can people be?

[–]DieSchadenfreude 43 points44 points ago

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Seriously wtf, the baby is obviously upset you crammed it into a tiny microwave, so why the hell would you not only do this but take a picture of it?

[–]pants6000 162 points163 points ago

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Seriously, this microwave is much too small to properly cook this baby.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Some people just haven't heard of ovens yet. They cook them like a microwave, yet are designed to fit a full sized baby.

[–]ThatOneComment 9 points10 points ago

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And taste better! I recommend trying this.

[–]darth-tom 12 points13 points ago

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A good 3-4 gallon crock pot does the trick too. The best part is you can start it before leaving on vacation, then come back and it's all done, without any of the annoying screaming and gurgling.

[–]TheDopestEthiopian 8 points9 points ago

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This thread is going to end up on AC360.

[–]darth-tom 4 points5 points ago*

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AC360 or Epic Meal Time?

[–]darth-tom 0 points1 point ago

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We will be famous!

[–]m0ngrel 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that, get one of those outdoor turkey deep friars. Nothing says home cookin' like a baby in 8 gallons of vegetable oil.

[–]myztry -1 points0 points ago

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Don't forget to score the skin all the way across about 1 cm apart with a really sharp knife (I use a craft knife) and then add salt. Copious amounts of it.

Perfect Crackling

[–]mikesauce 0 points1 point ago

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this came to mind

[–]Donakebab -1 points0 points ago

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Oven roasted baby has been around a hell of a lot longer.

First oven, roughly 30,000 years ago. First commercial microwave, 1947.

[–]JohnCoffee23 6 points7 points ago

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for karmas

[–]darkkittykatt 4 points5 points ago

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some people shouldn't be parents.

[–]jackwoww 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah. They should have used a confectioner's oven instead.

[–]ekajrepus 1 point2 points ago

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I believe that the person who did this put their baby in the microwave in order to make people laugh. See, if you're a fan of Star Fox, and if you're a baby, or have ever been a baby, you may laugh at this picture.

Also, don't worry about babies too much. They're always upset over something. Usually it turns out to be no big deal!

[–]mcmur 4 points5 points ago

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babies don't belong in the microwave.

Lesson of the day, Reddit.

[–]OutaTowner 7 points8 points ago*

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[–]Becaz_I_Saidso 3 points4 points ago

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As an atheist ill have to agree. Cooking the damn thing in a microwave will dry out the meat. You want a strictly oven based cook. Gotta keep all those juices in the tender morsel. Meat falls off the bone yo.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Ya, the plate wont spin or anything with that baby in it. Babies were clearly intended to be cooked in the oven.

[–]kflores06 2 points3 points ago

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There was a story in my home town about a year ago about some tweeker who actually put her newborn in a microwave & turned it on. Needless to say, the baby died. You know, they make you take a test to drive a car but any idiot can be a parent. Some people just should not procreate.

[–]racer_24_4evr 5 points6 points ago

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FOX! HELLLPPPPP!!!!

[–]nksdabomb 14 points15 points ago

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Baby's face breaks my heart every time I see this :(

[–]Austin422 1 point2 points ago

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Microwaves actually don't get hot. They cause the molecules in food to move rapidly causing it to generate heat. So it doesn't matter if it can withstand 9000 degrees, Your gonna get blasted with an intense barrage of microwaves. Have fun asshole.

[–]AduroNox -1 points0 points ago

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Fun fact: microwaves primarily affect water, so as long as there is liquid water in whatever's cooking, the temperature cannot exceed 100C

[–]mz27 5 points6 points ago

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Incorrect, microwaves are known for their ability to superheat liquids, which is why it is quite common to have a glass of water flash boil upon jostling or adding powder after removing it from the microwave. This property is taken advantage of when doing microwave chemistry.

Additionally, the lower specific heat capacity of fats and their segregation in tissue allows fats to reach very high temperatures independent of and in the presence of water, which is why you can brown things in the nuke.

[–]Austin422 0 points1 point ago

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Was going to say water but wasn't sure if was just water that was affected.

[–]AduroNox 0 points1 point ago

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I think other things may be affected to a lesser degree, but water's the primary target.

[–]Austin422 0 points1 point ago

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Wait a sec.... How do I know how microwaves work?

[–]AduroNox 0 points1 point ago

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I feel you. I could probably take apart a microwave and tell you what each component is and what it does, but I have no idea why.

[–]Austin422 0 points1 point ago

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We must have the ability to take in random useless pieces of information unconsciously.

[–]ckeifer90 15 points16 points ago

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The worst part about this... the person (likely teenaged parent) thought this was cute or funny.

[–]KochuJang 1 point2 points ago

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"bubub boo bah-boo" ~Falco Lombardi

[–]imquentin 1 point2 points ago

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Disgusting, you sick fuck.

[–]SubtleMockery 4 points5 points ago*

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Olllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddd.

Edit: Quit pissing your trousers reddit, babies cry over every god damned thing. If the child was sitting on the floor bawling, we wouldn't call it abuse.

[–]darkkittykatt 1 point2 points ago

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but a child crying on the floor wasn't shoved into a microwave, this is purposely making a child cry. you should hug a crying child not shove them into microwaves.

[–]emkael 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, we know, we've all seen it posted about ten times in the comments to the evil microwave photo 12 hours ago.

[–]PavementBlues 3 points4 points ago

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Frankly, this is one of the few images on the Internet that I will upvote every time I see, simply because if there is a single human being alive who has played Star Fox but hasn't seen this, that needs to be fixed.

[–]Miora 2 points3 points ago

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People take things too literal nowadays. Its funny to talk about the many ways of cooking a baby in a microwave. It's not funny when you actually go ahead and do it.

[–]MikeTheInfidel -1 points0 points ago

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I don't see a baby being cooked here.

[–]doctorunk 7 points8 points ago

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i'd have to say that game is one of the best of all time

[–]sshjusttouchme 3 points4 points ago

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That is fucking disgusting.

[–]anactualfoot 9 points10 points ago

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I know, right? Raw baby is just gross.

[–]MikeTheInfidel 1 point2 points ago

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Not even a garnish or a nice sauce. Soooo bland.

[–]LaSage 5 points6 points ago

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This is not funny, and shouldn't even be joked about. People have actually killed their babies this way.

[–]snypr 16 points17 points ago

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We know its not funny, thats why its in r/WTF.

[–]nicklikesmilk 11 points12 points ago

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This. r/WTF has been kind of lame lately, and now that we get a decent WTF picture, everyone flips their shit

[–]unheimlich 6 points7 points ago

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People have also actually drowned babies. No more baths, bitches.

[–]deathschool 2 points3 points ago

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how would people get to that point? i don't understand.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Because crazy, there is no understand.

[–]AngryData -1 points0 points ago

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I think it is funny. The picture is too,

[–]LaSage 0 points1 point ago

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Please don't reproduce. Pretty please.

[–]AngryData 0 points1 point ago

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Do you really think any offspring I may have will live long enough to matter?

[–]LaSage 0 points1 point ago

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Perhaps if raised by someone else, the kid would have a chance. The child should not suffer do the the ineptitude of their genetic donors.

[–]AngryData 0 points1 point ago

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It's ok, im not going to have kids anyway. Despite the fact that I jsut don't like kids at all, the world already has to many people fighting for resource. On top of that, I don't think anyone should go through any of the problems I myself have due to genetic mental disorders. Voluntary eugenics.

[–]ProbabilityOfFurries -3 points-2 points ago

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...

Who

Please, find me a case of someone who actually microwaved their baby, I'm begging you

[–]LaSage 0 points1 point ago

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There's a newfangled technology you may not be familiar with, called Google. If you type in a question, it supplies many links of articles pertaining to your question. It took less than 5 seconds to come up with a link. Less time than your response most likely took to type. But perhaps you haven't heard of this Google. Hence, I offer you this: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20063275-504083.html. More than 5 seconds on google can pull up many more but it was such a given that I didn't feel like wasting my time belaboring an obvious point. Please take a moment (even 30 seconds to do some research before contesting that a claim is false in the future. I'm glad I could at least elucidate you on the subject at least. Please put some effort in yourself for asking me to do all the work, though. If you have the effort to beg, you have the effort to look. Again, this is one of many, many cases. Having read numberous articles on such cases in the past, prompted me to respond. It's tragic and horrifying, and unfortunately a reality that there are some substandard humans who lack the proper judgement to not put their babies in the microwave and press start. Darwin may have something to say in the matter if it's their kids, but all the same, no child should undergo such torture, however idiotic their guardians are.

[–]SilverRequiem[S] -1 points0 points ago

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[–]JakeFranklin 4 points5 points ago

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It is still raw - zap it for another 5 minutes.

[–]ThatCoolBlackGuy 3 points4 points ago

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What.......why? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ??

[–]mystikarts 1 point2 points ago

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there was a case where a crackhead microwaved her baby... I've over thought it... this brings back memories of overthinking...

[–]taking_a_gunther 1 point2 points ago

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This guy that did community service where i worked at put his grandmas cat in the microwave and only got 40 hours

[–]ehbrooklyn 1 point2 points ago

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This is in poor taste. Who is even upvoting this crap?

[–]Callist 1 point2 points ago

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So the child sacrifice was finally given.

[–]jumbo-shrimp 2 points3 points ago

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total downzy right there.

[–]LordPineapple 2 points3 points ago

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Noooooooooooooo!

[–]SilentExchange 2 points3 points ago

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Microwave's power level?

8,999

[–]beester87 0 points1 point ago

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Very relevant. (Volume is a bit quiet)

[–]koffinkat 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thepyr 0 points1 point ago

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Is it really too much for me to ask to get new content on this site?

[–]Lord_Kruor 0 points1 point ago

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Shame to have to delete your 900+ karma account now to prevent the police tracking you.

[–]Lifeinapicklejar 0 points1 point ago

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OMGWTFMICROWAVE

[–]kamakaro 0 points1 point ago

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What a idiotic thing to post. You're a imbecile.

[–]w4rfr05t 0 points1 point ago

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HOW IS BABBY WARMED?

[–]Take_it_Baby 0 points1 point ago

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Take It Baby

[–]wheeldawg 0 points1 point ago

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That is the EXACT model of microwave I had growing up.

[–]capt_fantastic 0 points1 point ago

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way over the line.

[–]phishingeagle 0 points1 point ago

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didnt some one go to jail for doing this exact thing and posting the picture online?

[–]EyesfurtherUp 0 points1 point ago

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nsfmi

[–]kiyuragood -1 points0 points ago

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... ... no no no no nonononono no no no nono .... nooooo NOOOOOOO .... must kill person .... i feel like beating someone to a pulp now ... funny thing before i my daughter was born i would not say a thing ...

[–]factotum218 1 point2 points ago

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I'm right there with ya. Sick fucks.

[–]kiyuragood -4 points-3 points ago

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yeah ... but 2 years ago i would have been with them

[–]ProbabilityOfFurries 0 points1 point ago

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I love how posts like this bring out the internet toughguys.

[–]maggoty -1 points0 points ago

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People need to chill the fuck out over this picture. Its not like they were going to cook him for 5 minutes on high. Geez... I was talking about doing something similar with my son just the other day to my wife. Looks like someone beat me to it. LOL

[–]don_jon -2 points-1 points ago

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Wrong, wrong, wrong!

[–]raintree38 0 points1 point ago

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You suck for doing this! Enjoy your downvotes!

[–]Potato-baby 0 points1 point ago

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oh............oh no

[–]sum_dude 0 points1 point ago

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stuffed a baby into a appliance for a picture...FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

[–]Danzaemon 0 points1 point ago

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That is fucking disgusting.

[–]zeup2000 0 points1 point ago

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Chiiiiiiiiild

[–]therestruth 0 points1 point ago

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This is crossing a line and reminds me of a friend who microwaved a hamster. Maybe not coincidence that while viewing this it had 666 points.

[–]tryshapepper 0 points1 point ago

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That is an old ass microwave.

[–]benblue 0 points1 point ago

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That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.

[–]eliaspowers 0 points1 point ago

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Never let it get a taste for human blood, it will always thirst for more!

[–]Westrosofthewest 0 points1 point ago

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Because of insecurity. You see, Slippy always needed to be saved. Therefore, we can assume, in his/her shattered mental state, it would want to microwave a baby to save it for later, thus overcoming his/her own shortcomings as a Laylat Airforce pilot.

[–]AmazingRealist 0 points1 point ago

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[–]dphillips83 0 points1 point ago

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All the idiots who don't see how wrong this obviously is have no children of their own.

[–]britany08 0 points1 point ago

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the microwave is hungry!

[–]ChiTownMatt 0 points1 point ago

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WTF.... Everyone knows you can't put a polyester onsie in a microwave...

[–]JSawa -4 points-3 points ago

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This is not /r/WTF worthy. Get out.

[–]nicklikesmilk 1 point2 points ago

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How so?

[–]senorchaos718 -1 points0 points ago

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Endangering your child for the lulz... check.

[–]ProbabilityOfFurries -2 points-1 points ago

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Where's the danger, exactly?

[–]senorchaos718 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So much butthurt in this thread

[–]ewrs -1 points0 points ago

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I will NOT upvote this image and I would not hesitate one second to report the one responsible to the authorities, if I only knew who did it. Jesus f-ing christ.

[–]Left4Bread -1 points0 points ago

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[–]kittenkat4u -1 points0 points ago

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WHAT THE HOLY FUCK!!!! joke or not this childs parents need to have their fucking heads examined. This is not funny assholes(to parents not reddit).

[–]frownykid -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder who actually put their kid in this microwave. It just seems wrong to even take the picture without microwaving the child. Lol

[–]Nagus_Maximus420 -1 points0 points ago

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Hilarious. Don't listen to the whiners.

[–]scorpionfader -1 points0 points ago

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I'm so disturbed right now that my spine is tingling. That picture is fucking disgusting. Joke or not, yuck. Fuck I need to take a shower. Horrible.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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This aint funny, it is disgusting. This is a picture of a baby in distress.

I know the fucking idiots of the hive think dead baby jokes are funny, or joking about cooking babies is funny, but it aint. This is an actual picture of someone mistreating a very small child. For you idiots out there that think this is a funny, or thinking maybe you will stuff your baby brother or own child into a bad spot for the lulz- DONT FUCKING DO IT YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

[–]ProbabilityOfFurries -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't think the microwave is on, Johnny Whiteknight.

[–]JohnFJohnson -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm SO impressed. That's an incredibly forgettable Slippy Snippet. This is a person who played the absolute dog shit out of Star Fox 64.

[–]pacoliketaco -1 points0 points ago

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but not over 9000?

[–]Myflyisbreezy -1 points0 points ago

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But not temperatures over 9000

[–]synicalx1 -1 points0 points ago

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Damnit Slippy not this shit again

[–]slippy0 -1 points0 points ago

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I'm sorry, I just hate babies.

[–]slim_shady121 -1 points0 points ago

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Why not, child in microwave... :X

[–]judith_lies -1 points0 points ago

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is it bad the first thing i thought of was get a 2.3 cubic

[–]inhumanbeing -1 points0 points ago

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Slippy, you heartless son of a bitch!

[–]luigisfuckingpeach -1 points0 points ago

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Shit is fucked up when derive more laughs from here than /r/funny etc.

[–]SaiMan -1 points0 points ago

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That seriously is fucked up.

[–]thewileyone -2 points-1 points ago

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I've been on the internets for while and this is the first time my "WTF!" was an angry one.

[–]tantobourne -2 points-1 points ago

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The child obviously does not look happy. Any fucker that'd take enjoyment putting a kid into a microwave instead of being...gee, I don't know, a good parent or even just a good human being, should be taken out back and beat with cinder blocks and rusty re-bar.

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I'm careful putting things into the microwave even when it's deactivated! And my food isn't alive!

Sorry mate, I hate handing them out, but downvote.

[–]ProbabilityOfFurries -1 points0 points ago

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OH NO

[–]I_want_your-downvote -5 points-4 points ago

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Too bad it wasn't one of them NIGGER babies. Hit me.

[–]montagv3 -2 points-1 points ago

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jees bro at least snap a pic when it aint cryin

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[–]bdaniel44 1 point2 points ago

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425 makes the crust crispier. sometimes a longer cook time is work waiting for

[–]godofallcows 0 points1 point ago

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Too true, I have recently gotten into Crock Pot cooking with babies. Set the baby, leave for work, and 8 hours you got yourself a nice baby stew.

[–]theraf8100 -4 points-3 points ago

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Challenge accepted

[–]roberto_1632 -4 points-3 points ago

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Was this the human sacrifice this microwave required? Did it work?

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