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[–]thekmanpwnudwn 17 points18 points ago

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For those who are curious, this is from Hotrod.

[–]Autogrex 11 points12 points ago

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Cool beans.

[–]Stlou[!] 7 points8 points ago

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Ccool BEANS!!

[–]OmniaII 10 points11 points ago

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[–]metamorphine 4 points5 points ago

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This might actually be the exact opposite of irony.

[–]marisunday -1 points0 points ago

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FUCKING REPOSTS! (reposts)

[–]OmniaII -1 points0 points ago

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Hmmm, You'd expect a post 'dogging' reposters would not be a repost itself...

[–]Humpyhempy 2 points3 points ago

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Yo dawg I heard you like REPOSTS. So I reposted a repost about reposts.

[–]iPeeLavaLampGoo 9 points10 points ago

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I feel like I am the only person who likes that movie. At least among the people I know.

"BALLS MAN! . . . . We just ran over a small bus."

[–]rabaltera 2 points3 points ago

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I drunkenly bought it off of Amazon a few weeks ago. It was like Christmas when it surprisingly came in the mail 5 days later (and Monty Python and the Holy Grail, AND Mario Kart 64)....One of my favorite movies, and none of my roommates had heard of it :( Needless to say, lots of laughs were had that night

[–]iPeeLavaLampGoo 5 points6 points ago

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It's good stuff.

"You look pretty." -"What?" -"Uhh, I said you look shitty! Goodnight Denise!"

[–]Stlou[!] 2 points3 points ago

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This has to be one of my top tens. Rod Kimble = pure fire

[–]TerribleMusketeer 1 point2 points ago

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It's fairly divisive. I've found that people either like it or hate it, maybe because it's so ridiculous that you're either dying laughing at the humor, or sitting there for an hour and a half thinking how stupid it is.

'I'm not gonna lie, you look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and a mountain for a face.'

[–]iPeeLavaLampGoo 0 points1 point ago

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Seems Napoleon Dynamite also had the like / hate thing going for it.

[–]Leiby02 3 points4 points ago

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My name is Rod and I like to party

[–]TrustyGuy -1 points0 points ago

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My name is TrustyGuy and I like to party.

[–]AMARSHMALLOW123 2 points3 points ago

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Hey Denise who would win in a fight, a grilled cheese or a taco? The Taco.

[–]spidelora 1 point2 points ago

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well in a fair fight the grilled cheese, but in prison rules I'd have to say the taco

[–]mccscott 1 point2 points ago

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this goes really well with Eminems "Contoversy"ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this on reddit before... Is this a repost about reposts?!

[–]wink047 1 point2 points ago

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i love that asian guy

[–]tjenator 1 point2 points ago

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Love this movie. And this is the best scene.

[–]TerribleMusketeer 0 points1 point ago

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ROD KNOWS MY NAME!

[–]Zdub130 -1 points0 points ago

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What movie is this from?

[–]Marz567 0 points1 point ago

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Or without a life

[–]Ungeiist 0 points1 point ago

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or shame.

[–]rosski47 0 points1 point ago

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You can't join the crew Richardson, you don't do anything.

[–]ionlyreadthefunnys 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]JonzoR82 0 points1 point ago

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He finally got out of that pool.

[–]tombombcrongadil 0 points1 point ago

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There's no tool in this pool