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[–]Iable-A 15 points16 points ago

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Titty sprinkles

[–]Warriorlem 4 points5 points ago

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He is God! He can eat all the chicken he wants.

[–]SinfulDavey 2 points3 points ago

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It's even better with the music that goes with it

[–]deleted5cene 2 points3 points ago

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[–]pl885 1 point2 points ago

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[–]paedrarmy1 1 point2 points ago

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Okay serious question, would you rather? Have Morgan Freeman narrate your life, or Have Samuel Jackson Narrate your life and say MothaFucka every time you do something epic.

[–]ladybetty 0 points1 point ago

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How can anyone pick one?!

[–]flytaggart1 1 point2 points ago

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I imagine he's my dad and he just finished looking at my whiteboard on which I disproved pie.

[–]cntcomupwthsmthngsmr 2 points3 points ago

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Why did you fucking do this to God? You're going to hell!

[–]cwalsh3 0 points1 point ago

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HOW DARE YOU?!

[–]javabrewer 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey, do we serve Literoorangedrink?"

[–]Ianras 0 points1 point ago

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Can't tell if racist, or delicious...

[–]Slick_drip99 0 points1 point ago

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WTF. Hot chicks or hot chicks with dicks would be waaay funnier.

[–]Clairvoyant_Legacy 0 points1 point ago

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Is this racist? It feels racist.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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That's racist.

[–]ViscidGobs 0 points1 point ago

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I have reason to believe that this is perpetrating a stereotype and therefore all for it.

[–]bearbackpack 0 points1 point ago

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This belongs in trees, my friend.

[–]sirdrizzzle 0 points1 point ago

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This is me at KFC at a [6]

[–]flowstoneknight 0 points1 point ago

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They will cook it and we will eat it. Why? Because it's not the food we need right now, but the food we deserve.

[–]ZosoCub -1 points0 points ago

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Is this meant to be a good-humored racist joke? Or did I just make it a good-humored racist joke...

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[–]BluApples 1 point2 points ago

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I've spent the last half an hour looking for anything to confirm or deny this. I've found a bunch of stories from 2010 that are little more than rumors, and no follow ups. As far as Wikipedia is concerned, Freeman is currently unmarried. I wouldn't go around saying this story is fact.

[–]idiot20 -1 points0 points ago

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omg, I want chicken now...