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after mexican food (imgur.com)

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[–]ibetrollindurty 36 points37 points ago

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If Mexican does that to you then don't ever try Indian or Thai.

[–]MLBM100 11 points12 points ago

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I imagine someone that poops fire when they eat Mexican food will poop out the rest of the dragon if they eat Thai

[–]babboa 7 points8 points ago

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My friend is Indian, and I heard his mother say once that it is a truly good meal only if it burns you twice.

[–]pinchin_loaves 4 points5 points ago

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I call this fire-poop phenomenon "The Burnies" and it usually happens the day after I eat any of these spicy foods. If I get The Burnies all weekend I will dub it "Weekend at Burnies"

[–]sheravi 2 points3 points ago

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I once had some Thai food without knowing that I had a split on my lip. I'm pretty sure I saw Satan that day.

[–]3DPipes 0 points1 point ago

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I had habanero wings with a cut on my lip. Manly tears were shed.

[–]serpentjaguar 1 point2 points ago

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You must not have ever actually been to Mexico, but anyway.

Here's irony for you: the chili-pepper, in all of its 100s of varieties, is a new world crop and did not exist in Asia prior to the Columbian exchange. In consequence, while it's hard for us to imagine many Asian cuisines without the heat derived from the ubiquitous use of chilis, in fact, they are all barely 500 years old, if that, since it wasn't until the 1500s that the Acapulco-Manilla Galleon began introducing chili-peppers to the Phillipines, and by extension, the rest of Asia. The upshot here is that while chili-pepper based cuisine has existed for thousands of years in Mezo-America, it's actually a relatively recent introduction to Asia.

As for whether or not anyone's cuisine is spicier than anyone else's, that's not my fight. As someone with formal training in anthropology and a great deal of first hand experience in Mezzo-America, my guess is that there's a huge amount of regional variation within Asian countries and that the amount of chilis typically applied to food can vary from one village to the next.

That said, I will say that if your experience of Mexican cuisine is limited to the US, it's very probable that you don't have a good representative idea of how "hot" the food can truly be.

The final thing to say about spicy food is that anthropologists are pretty sure that it's no accident that the vast majority of spicy foods seem to come from tropical or semi-tropical countries. Since there's no way to put it delicately, I won't. Spicy food comes from the tropics because that's where food goes bad the fastest, and lots of spice is a great way of covering up, for example, the taste of near-rotten meat. Enjoy that thought, but don't freak out about it. Spoilage was a fact of life that all humans had to deal with pre-refrigerators.

[–]ibetrollindurty 1 point2 points ago

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What the hell does the history of the chili pepper have anything to do with the fact that Thai and Indian foods are considered to be the spiciest varieties of cuisines around the world. No one said that Mexican food wasn't spiciest or the spicy before the others. But, the hottest dishes in the world are all from Thailand and India (Phaal, Vindaloo, etc.). I don't doubt your formal training (I'm in school for anthropology, too) but from everything I have ever heard or seen on spicy foods, Thai and Indian rank supreme.

[–]serpentjaguar 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell does the history of the chili pepper have anything to do with the fact that Thai and Indian foods are considered to be the spiciest varieties of cuisines around the world.

Nothing, all I said is that it's ironic. That's also why I wrote, "As for whether or not anyone's cuisine is spicier than anyone else's, that's not my fight." Honestly, I'm sure you're right, but I'm way too old to give a shit either way. My main point, if I even really had one, was that Asian pepper-based cuisine is, by definition less than 500 years old. Most people don't know this.

[–]ibetrollindurty 0 points1 point ago

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Fair enough, but your opening comment made it sound like we were idiots for thinking Mexican food wasn't very spicy.

[–]serpentjaguar 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I actually do think you're idiots for not thinking Mexican food is very spicy. Again, it's not a competition, but you are just asking for trouble if you go to southern Mexico with the idea that you can just plow through some of the habanero-based dishes without seriously risking your health or at least the rest of your day. This is also true of some of Mexico's Caribbean neighbors such as Trinidad which, I am told, is home to the most recent claimant for the title of "World's Hottest Chili." Interestingly, there's evidence that the ancient Maya used death by chili as an execution technique.

[–]ibetrollindurty 0 points1 point ago

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I guess I'm an idiot then because I've never had anything Mexican that compared to Vindaloo. And there is no way in hell I am trying Phaal. Really it all comes down to how well someone can take the spice. I used to drench food in Sriracha sauce when I worked in this Teriyaki restaurant years ago, but now I just use a little bit at a time. I could probably work my way back up to it but there's no point. I want to enjoy the heat, not regret it when I'm digesting.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Up up up with thee. Thai will destroy your toilet.

[–]XxGirxX 66 points67 points ago

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That's funny, I'm Mexican and have had Mexican food all my life. Yet I have never shit fire.

[–]diulei 15 points16 points ago

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Not Mexican here but Southern Californian. I never understand how this happens with Taco Bell, Chipotle, or Mexican food (sit down, taco truck, burrito cart, ____o's, etc.) I think we're just accustomed to it.

[–]frankoftank 11 points12 points ago

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I taste no difference between Taco Bell's mild and fire sauces, how people can mistake Taco Bell for spicy food is beyond me.

[–]diulei 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed. I also think that if you call your sauce "fire"... well... most people should agree that it's hot.

[–]workroom 1 point2 points ago

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Why does no one know it's fast food health violations that cause the shits, not "spicy food" from Taco Bell...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Even their hottest is only 500 scoville, it's not hot at all really.

[–]hirashirou -1 points0 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/OWhOF.jpg

[–]TheSmokinMantis 1 point2 points ago

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The fire sauce has a better more tomatoey flavor, but I also don't think its spicy.

[–]Exoandy 3 points4 points ago

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Thats not real Mexican food though. Those are abominations. Eat tacos al pastor from the Mexicans on corner.

[–]diulei 5 points6 points ago

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Notice, I said Taco Bell, Chipotle OR Mexican food. ;)

[–]Secret_Boner 9 points10 points ago

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I'm as white as an iPhone, and the only time this happened to me was when I ate too many jalepenos from the pepper bar on a dare.

[–]XxGirxX 17 points18 points ago

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Mijo, you need to eat peppers daily then. This will train your stomach to handle real food.

[–]Secret_Boner 4 points5 points ago

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It was a lot of peppers. Aside from that, I've eaten plenty of spicy food without any ass fire.

[–]MLBM100 2 points3 points ago

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Mexican here, my dad has done this for over 50 years and now has a pretty nasty case of reflux.

[–]XxGirxX 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't say there wouldn't be any negatives.

[–]carbonnanotube 1 point2 points ago

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This is the way. I am up to a scotch bonnet without significant physiological reaction.

[–]CherenkovBlue 1 point2 points ago

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i got an iron stomach and i love the peppahs , but its not the stomach that needs to be trained, it is ones tender anus that needs a coat of asbestos

[–]econometrician 2 points3 points ago

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Primo, necesitas mas habaneros en tu vida.

[–]RedhandedMan 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, your shiny. I don't know how you hide your boners.

[–]lud1120 -2 points-1 points ago

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iPhones are white? Most I've seen are black.

[–]maestro2005 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, I don't get it. There's an entire comedy subgenre built around the assumption that every time you eat anything even slightly spicy (or greasy) you have violent lavarrhea for days.

Look, if eating a little Mexican food causes you to have severe gastrointestinal distress, then go to the hospital. And have them check your vagina while you're there.

[–]MarlonBain 2 points3 points ago

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Like spraying coffee on your monitor and the local singles who want to talk to me, it's something that only happens on the internet and not at all in real life.

[–]ntrpik 2 points3 points ago

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*shat

[–]XxGirxX 1 point2 points ago

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Que?

[–]Lucas_Steinwalker 1 point2 points ago

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Mexican food is barely spicy at all in my experience unless you add hot sauce to it.

The idea that it is spicy is probably just a holdover from the 60's when the only spice Americans had tasted was pepper.

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 0 points1 point ago

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Same here. I've never had my anus burn after having Mexican food.

[–]Aratsu 18 points19 points ago

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And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire

The ring of fire.

[–]Forthewolfx 16 points17 points ago

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And now I can't look at that song the same way again.

[–]DoubleTapThat 11 points12 points ago

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Holy shit, it's Forthewolfx! Can you sign my back?

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. A Ben Stein Wow.

[–]serpentjaguar 0 points1 point ago

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June Carter wrote it. It's about being on tour with Johnny Cash and falling in love with him while they were both still married to other people. Later, when their respective divorces were final, they got married.

Now, it may just be me, but I find the real story much more compelling than the image of some anonymous internet guy's ass after eating spicy Mexican food.

But to each his own.

[–]krisbee 7 points8 points ago

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I never understood this stereotype. How weak is the average American digestive system if it can't handle something as mild as Mexican food? (American)

[–]Dark_Shroud 2 points3 points ago

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It really depends on what people are used to eating and if they actually have a sensitive stomach.

[–]neutralpiehotel 2 points3 points ago

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I never understood it either. Then again, I'm from New Mexico and eat spicy ass green chile all the time.

[–]americanslang59 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I never understood the whole joke about mexican food shits. I'm from Arizona and I eat burritos/tacos from authentic Mexican places probably 4+ times a week, though so I might have a stomach of steel by now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Mexican food is pretty spicy when you compare it to the average American dish. As a Mexican who has braved the waters of spicy food for the past 22 years of his existence, I can say with confidence that Indian food is by far the worst when it comes to bleeding butthole hotness!!

[–]krisbee 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah. Indians know how to make food spicy. Thais and Koreans are pretty good at it as well. I'd advise all Americans who are sent immediately to the restroom after eating Taco Bell to never try spicy Asian food of any kind.

[–]Eustis 4 points5 points ago

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This should be in Home Alone.

[–]AreWhyAyeEhn 3 points4 points ago

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Sting Ring aka Jalapeno Hole

[–]Freaknloco 3 points4 points ago

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After McRib

[–]Feisl 2 points3 points ago

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It's a good cleanser.

[–]Panzermench 2 points3 points ago

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More like after Indian curry.

[–]KlM-JONG-IL 2 points3 points ago

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would be funny - until the porcelain cracks.

[–]agentidaho 2 points3 points ago

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after Indian food

http://www.removesilence.com/change-for-your-nation/wp-content/uploads/nuclear-explosion.jpg

[–]ab103630 4 points5 points ago

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Am I the only one that imagined the devil's laughter after seeing this?

[–]district9 0 points1 point ago

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Of course not - the devil always laughs after the flaming intestinal luge completes its run

[–]feralkitten 1 point2 points ago

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like Tabasco flavored chap stick on your asshole.

[–]BladeMN 1 point2 points ago

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Taco Hell

[–]Dapwell 1 point2 points ago

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Makes my asshole whistle "Dixie"...

[–]fate_torn 1 point2 points ago

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taking a shit in hell

[–]machetebrownsugar69 1 point2 points ago

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That was some realy explosive diarrhea

[–]peacelovestarwars 1 point2 points ago

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Yo... that shit's on fire.

[–]cowboyJones 1 point2 points ago

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My Ultimate Frisbee team was called "Fire In The Hole". Our shirts showed a toilet with a mushroom cloud coming out of it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't what happens AFTER you eat Taco Bell, this is how Taco Bell food is COOKED.

[–]Airilsai 1 point2 points ago

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He keeps an entire thirty-two roll package of toilet paper beside the crapper. That man knows where he is going in life.

[–]SexWaffles 1 point2 points ago

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I thought your bathroom wasn't all that gay until I noticed your flaming toilet.

[–]EducatedElefant 1 point2 points ago

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Throw the ring in it needs to be destroyed!!!!!

[–]project_valient 1 point2 points ago

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I've never had that problem, however my workplace installed water conserving flushing handles on all the toilets a few years back during a drought where you were supposed to hold up for liquid waste and down for solid waste and well... after eating Mexican I just didn't know which way to push or pull.

[–]Exoandy 1 point2 points ago

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Tu no eres cabron.

[–]camcer 1 point2 points ago

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Ha, white people.

[–]gamefreak76 1 point2 points ago

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you mean after taco bell

[–]americanslang59 1 point2 points ago

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I am so fucking lucky to live in the Southwest US (Arizona) I think I have become immune to all the shit that goes in Mexican food. Whenever my friends come in town for other places, their stomachs get fucking torn apart by shit like Chorizo.

[–]CoNiGMa 1 point2 points ago

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My response...

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

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So, the case of TP by the toilet was not entirely expected then. I thought it was just me.

[–]Christianmaldo626 1 point2 points ago

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Whoever posted this must not be mexican...white people.

[–]canadianclub 1 point2 points ago

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The seat is up.

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

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and so is the jig.

[–]RiceBoy2015 1 point2 points ago

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being Mexican I enjoy spicy foods, but why do I not get flamethrower shits? is something wrong with me? please help

[–]econometrician 0 points1 point ago

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As a Mexican who has grown an immunity to peppers, my childhood can verify this.

[–]ipown11 0 points1 point ago

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Can you even flush fire?

[–]mudcelt 0 points1 point ago

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my friend's family refers to any sort of spicy food as "Hurry Up Ice Cream" food...

because, well, they eat ice cream for dessert and then when the inevitable happens they say "hurry up ice cream"

[–]Backupusername 0 points1 point ago

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¡Arriba!

[–]aRealSomebody 0 points1 point ago

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Fly, you fools!

[–]charged4ever 0 points1 point ago

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That's more like after taco bell

[–]uhhhjosh 0 points1 point ago

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Montezuma's revenge!

[–]moxiejeff 0 points1 point ago

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Firerhea, as I call it.

[–]alividlife 0 points1 point ago

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...Do Mexicans get spicy butt?

[–]dhanor19 0 points1 point ago

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Did he shit fire or did they have to burn the toilet?

[–]slothwrangler 0 points1 point ago

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assplosion

[–]AAARRRGGG1 0 points1 point ago

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Bo Burnham's toilet

[–]redvelveteenrabbit 0 points1 point ago

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Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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Pho does this to me. I might use too much sauce.

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 0 points1 point ago

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Fracking and farting. Friends don't let friends frack and fart.

[–]Ihaveanusername 0 points1 point ago

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More like Indian food.

[–]bakonslayer 0 points1 point ago

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This enchilada i'm eating just got a lot less appetizing.

[–]mystikarts 0 points1 point ago

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I wish my shit would glow

[–]Mexi_Cant 0 points1 point ago

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Its true, I'm an expert on these things.

[–]juanS12 0 points1 point ago

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Its all in the beans, Mexican pride!!!

[–]ryuujinusa 0 points1 point ago

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and a river of mud in the toilet the next day

[–]LardLad00 0 points1 point ago

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Only time it ever happened to me was after accidentally eating a chunk of habanero pepper at a Costa Rican restaurant. After I shat, it was quite a while before I could even sit down without that firey feeling. It was AWFUL.

[–]User_Name_Deleted 0 points1 point ago

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Hot snakes.

[–]sarcastic_and_bold 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA! It's funny because Mexican food is spicy!

[–]aakaakaak 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant.

[–]Infinitron 0 points1 point ago

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I am currently on the toilet after eating some ghost pepper hot sauce. My asshole is wailing in the hellfire right now.

[–]streetsy 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the time I took the blazing wing challenge on a drunken dare, then had to piss. This is the one time you should wash your hands BEFORE touching your wiener.

[–]93829020 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck, when people post shit like this I am like man the fuck up because like I eat mexican and my shit don't catch fire. My asshole feels fine. So like you post shit like this and I think you fucking pussy. Oooooo does your pussy hert little girl? Can't take the taco bell mild sauce? Oh so sorry for you. Maybe you need to go back to tofu bitch.

[–]Drkufa 0 points1 point ago

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Why do people always say that Mexican food gives them explosive shits? People have really inferior digestive systems.

[–]tshep 0 points1 point ago

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I am currently half way though a road trip in Mexico and I might clarify that it isn't necessarily the total heat being ingested but more accurately the speed at which that mucho piquante food reaches it's final destination. That comibination is what makes for a true burning "ring of fire." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRlj5vjp3Ko

[–]vagattak 0 points1 point ago

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This seems pretty close to what my husband does after he has dairy products!

[–]juansmile 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because there's spicy food in every culture, yet Mexican food gets blamed for these mythically bad toilet visits. I never understood this joke. Just ask for no salsa next time? or stop going to Taco Bell :]

[–]kmofosho 0 points1 point ago

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i seem to be the only one who never has this problem...

[–]Watcheronthewall 0 points1 point ago

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Man up ya pussy!

[–]KinnNotap 0 points1 point ago

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Ha. I'm from Texas

[–]chriskrohne 0 points1 point ago

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I really don't understand this. I live in the bay area and eat, albeit mostly California bastardized, Mexican food all the time. This very rarely happens.

[–]isaacs 0 points1 point ago

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that would be indian, if it were mexican the fire will be comming out of your ass

[–]freezingprocess 0 points1 point ago

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Mexican food only exists in Northern America. Just to clear that up for anyone that doesn't know.

There is a vast amount of types of food that people enjoy in Mexico and South America...and none of them can be found at Taco Bell or at most "Mexican" restaurants scattered among the US. Ever gone into a Taco Bell and ordered a Ceviche? Ever eaten cactus? Ever taken in consideration that cheese is almost non-existent in Mexican food? or that most of it isn't 9/10ths up the scoville unit measuring system?

No, OP. You might have ate some spicy things but it probably wasn't really Mexican and you are probably a huge pussy.

[–]isoT 0 points1 point ago

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It's called the afterburn.

[–]seabiscuit5 0 points1 point ago

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burn the evidence

[–]ltntk421 0 points1 point ago

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The seat is up. If you're pissing fire then you have a bigger problem than Mexican food.

[–]lanthus1 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone here eat this stuff on a constant basis but never has the fire-shits afterward? I am curious if your body eventually produces an immunity to this horrid phenomena.

[–]tombombcrongadil 0 points1 point ago

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I ate a ghost pepper last night before going to the bar... It was miserable hot. I'm dreading the toilet now :( How many days you think I can last?

[–]algrym 0 points1 point ago

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I got the Tasmanian Butt Flu this morning, and used this photo as a "visual aid" when I wrote my "out sick" email.

true story

[–]28deadbeats 0 points1 point ago

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Shits on fire yo

[–]Maxxonry -1 points0 points ago

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Then don't eat at a REAL Mexican restaurant, the stuff they serve is a many times spicy-er. It's like ordering off the hidden list in an Asian restaurant.

[–]Meeksnolini -1 points0 points ago

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I think Bo Burnham was here.

[–]ItripPHATbitches -1 points0 points ago

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nice try McDonalds...

[–]ssilver77 -1 points0 points ago

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Calente

[–]Alvesie21 -1 points0 points ago

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This is what causes global warming.

[–]Beastemo123 -2 points-1 points ago

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So photoshop happens when you shit after a Mexican cuisine. Genius!

[–]rocksampson 1 point2 points ago

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I think this situation is possible. Methane gas could come back up the sewers.

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

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Or other intentionally applied ingition sources.

[–]carbonnanotube -3 points-2 points ago

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I see all these comments and all I can think is that people have not been exposed to real food. Taco bell is not spicy nor is it Mexican food. If you want to experience the most delicious for of spicy food go to a real Caribbean restaurant and get "full spice" jerk chicken. A good place will make the sauce out of scotch bonnet peppers.

[–]Dark_Shroud -1 points0 points ago

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Doesn't matter because Taco bell still burns your ass like the real thing.

[–]carbonnanotube 2 points3 points ago

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How? Nothing they make is spicy.

[–]Dark_Shroud 0 points1 point ago

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I mostly meant giving people diarrhea. The food is bland sometimes even mush. But their sauce, which all taste the same to me, have difference additives that are supposed to make some spicier than others..

[–]GoddamnDiplomat 0 points1 point ago

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Crappy, semi-liquid meat-from-a-tube has the same effect as spicy on your bowels.

[–]carbonnanotube 0 points1 point ago

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Eww, that sounds gross.

[–]CherenkovBlue -1 points0 points ago

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not true, volcano tacos.... mmmm

[–]ipsedixo -3 points-2 points ago

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if you're a pussy.

[–]Rheasus -1 points0 points ago

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thats a spicy meatball!

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