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[–]REDDITvTIDDER 38 points39 points ago

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I saw a totally different scene.

The trainer was like, "Now close your eyes, I'm gonna bring you your birthday present."

Walrus, "OK, Ok, ok..."

I just wish i could see then next scene when he realizes it a platter of fish.

[–]fiffers 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, mine was more lie "oh god, he's singing to me and everything... I'm gonna kill them for telling the waiter it's my birthday."

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[–]RichardPeterJohnson 0 points1 point ago

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And his bukkit.

[–]vincentrevelations 4 points5 points ago

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[–]falousco 3 points4 points ago

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That walrus is dead, sorry to break it to you in case you were unaware. He held a place in all our hearts.

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[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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[–]theknightwhosays_nee 19 points20 points ago

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Night time...

Day time!!!!

Night tiiime....

Day time!!!!!!

[–]Drawtaru 3 points4 points ago

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I'm playin' a game of nighttime-daytime! Wanna play?!

[–]deathbycactus 8 points9 points ago

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Miss mah bucket :{(

[–]augustbandit 6 points7 points ago

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Is it bad that when I look at this I can only think "FISH CROWN"

[–]luckyratfoot 0 points1 point ago

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I think it really is a crown.

[–]cmaxim 3 points4 points ago

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Looks more like a surprise party to me.

[–]tomasziam 4 points5 points ago

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Coo-Coo-Ka-Choo!

[–]Korstol 1 point2 points ago

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It's the eggman and the walrus!

[–]CJ_Guns 0 points1 point ago

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Goo goo g'joob.

[–]pitstains 3 points4 points ago

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Jamie Hyneman after that cannon ball went through several houses.

[–]anothermuffin 1 point2 points ago

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He has the biggest penis of any mammal, what is he embarrassed about?

[–]InterruptingWalrus 1 point2 points ago

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NOTHING!

[–]NateSchwatz 0 points1 point ago

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look at the bottom, that doesn't look like a penis to me...

[–]maximaLz 0 points1 point ago

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then it might be a female? ROFL I'M SO SMART.

[–]Stones25 1 point2 points ago

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Aww shucks. Thanks man!

[–]chunky_goonie 1 point2 points ago

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"I can't believe you remembered my cake day!" said the walrus.

[–]randomusernamed 1 point2 points ago

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oh you shouldn't have!!!!!!!!!

[–]DrunkInTheTrunk 1 point2 points ago

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"I eat because I'm unhappy and I'm unhappy because I eat."

[–]SubliminalWalrus 1 point2 points ago

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Good of someone to post thIs. VEry Funny Indeed! i SHall now depart.

[–]philcannotdance 1 point2 points ago

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Walrus vagina.

Oh god.

[–]foreverwindblown 1 point2 points ago

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why are the fish so neat?

[–]Cheeseyx 1 point2 points ago

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Congratulations, you have discovered the internet.

[–]Pilot824 1 point2 points ago

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only the 100th time I have seen this pic

[–]Jonesty 3 points4 points ago

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KarmaDecay.com is a useful tool for seeing what has been posted to reddit!

[–]ralphsampson50 0 points1 point ago

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Guys, you shouldn't have! no seriously

[–]ah18255 0 points1 point ago

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he ate too much fish and he is trying to lose weight.

[–]buckybone 0 points1 point ago

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"IT'S BECAUSE I'M FAT, ISN'T IT?"

[–]passionatelycurious 0 points1 point ago

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Best game of peek-a-boo ever.

[–]SabreEye 0 points1 point ago

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It's okay Jamie, people make mistakes. At least the cannonball didn't kill anyone.

[–]curagedacowrdlydog 0 points1 point ago

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Either way embarrassed walrus... or about to be surprised walrus... this NEEDS to become a meme!

[–]zarraha 1 point2 points ago

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done. perhaps not the best, but it must be done.

[–]curagedacowrdlydog 0 points1 point ago

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Excellent!!

[–]A_Fat_Walrus 0 points1 point ago

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Oh what a coincidence. That's me.

[–]yank_gooner 0 points1 point ago

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thats how i look when im eating alone at a restaurant and right as they bring the massive amount of food i ordered, i notice someone i know sitting nearby.

[–]TheLed 0 points1 point ago

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I read it as "Embarrassed Wife," I laughed so hard at the picture. Then I read the title again and it wasn't nearly as funny.

[–]dnord16 0 points1 point ago

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Friend Zone Level: Sea World

[–]frid 0 points1 point ago

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Come on, walrus, don't fuck this up!

[–]veeksant 0 points1 point ago

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[–]UndoDog 0 points1 point ago

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He's making a wish.

[–]Arekku 0 points1 point ago

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I don't want your pity platter Bernard. Don't even look at me when I'm like this. You know I'm on a diet. Fish Fish! Really Bernard?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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How does this tired repost KEEP GETTING UPVOTES?!

[–]northdancer 0 points1 point ago

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Give this walrus some Ambien already.

[–]Darkhood 0 points1 point ago

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"NO DAMNIT!!! I don't want another fish!"

[–]Wethequeens13 0 points1 point ago

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"And You are the winner! Here she comes, Miss Americaaaaaa!"

"AW SHUCKS! This is such an honor, oh I promised myself I wouldn't cry!"

[–]Fowlerjoke 0 points1 point ago

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Can't believe I slept with that whale last night...

[–]DieSchadenfreude 0 points1 point ago

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Why do people keep posting this?! The walrus doesn't give a shit, it was just trained to put it's flippers over it's face using positive reinforcement and wants the god-damn fish. It's not fucking cute, I hate the sappy ass look on the trainer's face. Why are we playing this stupid game of pretend!? I don't want to play! I don't want to fucking play I will eat your god-damn walrus!

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Roaning -1 points0 points ago

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He's embarassed cos he;s a fat fuck who can't stop eating. Look at him, it's shameful.