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[–]DigitalN 12 points13 points ago

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It gets really good around the 5 minute mark, he makes it half way up the slide!

[–]annoyinglyclever 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but then the damn dog has to come ruin it...

[–]DrakeDealer 0 points1 point ago

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But why would you want to leave reddit?

[–]pedobear_run_kids 2 points3 points ago

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Painstakingly true

[–]bestbeforeMar91 2 points3 points ago

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Painfully true

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[–]Duck_Hunter 2 points3 points ago

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Seen any ducks around here? Only damn things I've seen 'round here are cats and bears

[–]jc827 5 points6 points ago

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Upvoted solely for the cat.

[–]twinglockfortys 1 point2 points ago

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Spot on.

[–]DeathByComicSans 1 point2 points ago

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That's why you don't try.

[–]Ego_Juxtaposed[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Why would anyone want to leave Reddit?

[–]Sinnermario 0 points1 point ago

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it's that image in your head where you open the browser one day and one of your comments/links got a whole tons of orange

[–]longboardingerrday 0 points1 point ago

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This happened to me today. I was in McDonalds and said "Mother of god" and everyone around looked at me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit = gravity. Got it.

[–]vardiman 0 points1 point ago

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I can't hear you. I'm studying physiology.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You wont be once you see this orangered. You'll be pulled back. Back into the void. After you read this pointless orangered, you'll check all your comment karma. No one gets away. Ever.

[–]vardiman 0 points1 point ago

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Hateful! At least I made it to class.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It puts the lotion in the basket.

[–]pikakilla 0 points1 point ago

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I CAN LEAVE WHENEV.... KITTY!

[–]Gathan 0 points1 point ago

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IF you have no selfcontrol perhaps

[–]flyingsaucers 0 points1 point ago

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Eurgh.

[–]_Summerbreeze_ 0 points1 point ago

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Faster! Faster!

[–]Darthbella 0 points1 point ago

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one does not simply leave reddit

[–]ab103630 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry cat, if you keep trying forever, you will almost make it!

[–]Kellerbier 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god! He post son the same website I post on! -squee- upvotes

[–]Ratman0410 0 points1 point ago

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You tried?!

[–]jamstight 0 points1 point ago

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Appeal to flattery for upvotes you must

[–]TheYounglings 0 points1 point ago

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The exit is behind us, but we can't face the truth and we try to keep moving forward. Yet all that happen is failure, in true definition, we are all insane.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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When white people try to leave reddit, they're like, THIS! And when black people try to leave reddit, they're like, THAT!

[–]swampnuts 0 points1 point ago

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Leave...reddit...same sentence....does not compute.

[–]RobertJ93 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god. This is wonderful.

[–]StaceyOats 0 points1 point ago

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It would be a cat... you're doomed, my friend.

[–]GioMann 0 points1 point ago

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Every time i see this gif it gets farther and farther away from the front page. one day, hopefully, it wont get anymore upvote's

[–]willneversaylol 0 points1 point ago

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This same gif was used to illustrate what "trying to get to the front page feels like" a few weeks back.

I guess it still is a repost, but at least the context is changed.

[–]Dapwell -1 points0 points ago

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This is what posting a repost is like.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is a repost, of a repost, of a repost, of a repost, (...), of gif, of a video, that expressed concisely the notion of futility. Don't fight it. Become one with the hivemind.

[–]Rockstallion 0 points1 point ago

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More like what scrolling through reddit looking for OC is like.

HIYOOO