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[–]Browniemac85 155 points156 points ago

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Shoulda had a pic of him in American Psycho. I'm a dude and Whatever workout he was doing was def THE workout that I need.

[–]introvertedvirgin 128 points129 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/5ZNLp.jpg

pretty much perfect body

[–]scrimsims 62 points63 points ago

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Holy shit he is hot.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points ago

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he will kill you with a nail gun

[–]scrimsims 53 points54 points ago

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Does sex happen first? Just wondering ...

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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EAT IT!

[–]CrackedPepper86 33 points34 points ago

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BRB, have to go return some video tapes...

[–]Ausrufepunkt 22 points23 points ago

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Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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...For a friend, of course.

[–]lethal_weapon_five 1 point2 points ago

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Sex then Chainsaw

[–]sportcoatcavemen 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure his body and or penis is the nail gun and the sex kills you.

[–]scrimsims 1 point2 points ago

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Worse ways to go ...

[–]cluelesspuma 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, tanning beds can get to hot temperatures.

[–]BananaHammock74 45 points46 points ago

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I think he did a lot of running naked with a chainsaw. That totally gets you ripped.

[–]Protuhj 29 points30 points ago

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Think about if you are maniacally laughing while doing it: your abs get a crazy workout.

[–]mista0sparkle 59 points60 points ago

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Just start killing your coworkers and prostitutes. The body will come shortly after.

[–]shelf_satisfied 65 points66 points ago

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The body bodies will come shortly after.

[–][deleted] 171 points172 points ago

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Sit ups. I hear he can do a thousand now.

[–]PeacePig 6 points7 points ago

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Crunches.

[–]Iceberg_Sim 23 points24 points ago

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1000 crunches a day, then you can bang chicks and check yourself out in the mirror at the same time.

I just saw this for the first time last night.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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The body of Bale in American Psycho wasn't as much as result of working out as it was of proper diet.

[–]htr123 36 points37 points ago

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So if I eat my greens I'll get ripped like Christian Bale? Why didn't someone tell me earlier! I'm off to buy some fucking carrots!

[–]Iamweaksauced 89 points90 points ago

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but carrots are orange

[–]essenn 82 points83 points ago

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This guy knows his shit

[–]Mpoumpis 25 points26 points ago

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No those are brown

[–]Badobservations 9 points10 points ago

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"But in the Latin Alphabet, 'Jehovah' begins with an 'I'"

[–]IsThisTheRealLife 1 point2 points ago

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Except the ones that aren't.

[–]Khatib 25 points26 points ago

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The trick is to be a millionaire, hire a full time personal nutritionist and/or chef, and eat whatever they put in front of you for a year. Also hire a trainer and do at least moderate exercise to avoid being skinny-fat. Pay them more than a standard trainer to come do the workouts at your home, or call you and hound you any time you try to skip a workout. Pay someone else to handle the responsibility and to take away the temptations and it'd be pretty easy to be in pretty great shape.

Then add a little bit of your own dedication and tolerance for discomfort, and you can start looking REALLY good. Add a lot of that, and you can start dropping to 120 lbs like Machinist Bale.

TL;DR - I wish I was a millionaire.

[–]Keith_Ledger 5 points6 points ago

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I thought I was the only one who thought this.

[–]BoonTobias 1 point2 points ago

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Also, lotsa coke

[–]LondonLad 1 point2 points ago

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The trick is getting your fat ass off of reddit, hitting a gym 3-4 times a week with a PROPER program and switching to a reasonable diet. That's it. Seriously. A year and a half later anyone who is not morbidly obese can de damn close to this. I know tons of people who are poor as dirt yet look stunningly ripped by doing this.

check /r/fitness and stop spreading sadness.

[–]battery_go 4 points5 points ago

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Really? It must take an extreme diet to get a body like that. And also extreme exercise.

[–]shandelier 21 points22 points ago

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I read somewhere that he trained non stop for 9 months or so. Even waking up every 2 hours to eat. 6 -8 hour workouts. He's ridiculously dedicated. It's quite impressive.

[–]Breadboy 63 points64 points ago

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That is clearly bullshit and extremely unnecessary.

[–]The_Shrike 25 points26 points ago

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I dunno, as a university swimmer we worked out 20 hours a week (as restricted by the NCAA), plus an additional 6-10 hours of weights and running, and 6-7 hours with the trainers getting fixed up....so 6-8 hour workouts isn't bullshit. During the winter break, we weren't restricted by the NCAA and did 8 hours of training a day easily...

[–]Breadboy 13 points14 points ago

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Yes, but that's a competitive sport. To achieve a body like Bale's in AP it really is not necessary. Like somebody said elsewhere, it's 90% diet. The guy isn't anywhere near as big as he is in Batman or Reign of Fire, he's just ridiculously cut. And meal timing has been found to be bullshit too. With determination it would not take 9 months for a normally fit guy to achieve a body like that.

[–]The_Shrike 4 points5 points ago

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True. And we still didn't all look that good. Our fitness was through sheer force, we ate like crap, drank a ton, and still had 5% body fat...those were the days.

[–]He11razor 4 points5 points ago

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And meal timing has been found to be bullshit too

Any cite for that? Genuinely curious.

[–]Breadboy 9 points10 points ago

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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=119024341

This thread has numerous articles in it. The most important thing is meeting your macros, not when to eat.

[–]PuglyTaco 2 points3 points ago

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Though it does decrease the size of your stomach and thus you tend to not overeat. So, indirectly it would have a big effect on most people. I eat 6 meals a day and can't finish a meal at a restaurant. Therefore I'm not able to eat 2,000 calories in one sitting even if I wanted.

[–]victor-klemperer 1 point2 points ago

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I like that. Why should you not "use" your body. You use it every day anyway - and if you are studying or stuff, you use your brain (-> body) also more than usual, and train it.

[–]vicariouscheese 3 points4 points ago

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leangains.com

[–]section111 338 points339 points ago

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That's nothing! He was under 100 in my favourite movie of his.

[–]StuporCollider 552 points553 points ago

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That was actually filmed in 2008 - that's how dedicated he is to his craft.

[–]scrimsims 71 points72 points ago

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I'd almost believe he can just travel back and forth on his own time line.

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[–]ActualNewtGingrich 19 points20 points ago

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That's how crack works, yes.

[–]nitid_name 13 points14 points ago

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[It's a reference to Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse 5.]

[–]9planets 4 points5 points ago

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Ahhhhh...we miss Kurt.

[–]drewzyfbaby 7 points8 points ago

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Such a fantastic book.

[–]jimmick 1 point2 points ago

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SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5, A NOVEL BY KURT VONNEGUT

[–]xebo 567 points568 points ago*

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I also liked his early work.

The first time I heard about Christian Bale was when I saw Equilibrium. While the plot called for a relatively monotone cast, he had an amazing amount of emotion right below the surface.

I then stumbled upon a movie of his that I had previously overlooked, American Psycho. I've never seen acting like that before. I've seen pretty much every A/B movie since 1990, and honestly, his acting in American Psycho was something special.

After that I sought out his movies. "The Machinist" was probably his undisputed masterpiece, and at least his best work since equilibrium. It was a deep meditation on intangibility. Empire of the Rising Sun was also quite good. The script was a little drab, but even as a child Christian Bale's acting was developed and unique.

Unfortunately, as much as I'd like to continue praising him for setting standards, I haven't seen anything groundbreaking from him in a while. He's done a great job with a few characters in his more recent career, but the few times he's hit a home run, the writer or director haven't paid the proper respect to his character.

All of his Dark Knight movies don't call for acting anywhere near the depth he's portrayed in the past, so while entertaining, they didn't set any standards. Though they do mark the point at which Bale really came into his own, both commercially and artistically.

"Flowers of War" was a decent drama. Bale had the opportunity to do anything he wanted with a scoundrel of a character who was forced into the role of a rapidly maturing priest. I didn't see anything revolutionary in that portrayal though; Bale just went from a drunk into a sober priest. It was unfortunately a shallow transition, when I had expected him to make me truly empathize with his character.

Christian Bale hit a new peak of professionalism while playing a self deluded crack head in "The Fighter". Unfortunately, the movie was about Marky Mark much more than Bale, so he was given a minimum of screen time to develop the character. Usually the older brother's mannerisms had to be embellished to get the point across that he was a negative effect on Wahlburg. In the end it was a missed opportunity, but at the same time it does deepen and enrich the meaning of his preceding movies.

Terminator Salvation: As a zealous Christian Bale fan, I absolutely have to admit that he never should have been in this movie. Sam Worthington as Marcus was captivating, while Bale as Connor was dull and distracting. McG, the director, had to sweet talk bale to get him to play the role of connor. McG promised that the movie wasn't about action, it was about character development. Additionally, bale had to talk McG into making his role bigger than it originally was. In the end, the whole movie had clear, crisp acting from Bale, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism, that really gave the movie a big boost. Unfortunately, I honestly think the director had a much different idea for this movie (and the character of Connor) than Bale did, and it shows in the final cut. Christian Bale was investing a lot into Connor, but the director didn't want to give him the creative freedom and screen time that the Character deserved. The result was a series of sporadic scenes with Connor screaming at the Camera. It seemed forced and didn't work.

"3:10 to Yuma" was also disappointing. Bale was given the entirity of the movie to develop his character, but it didn't captivate me at all. Obviously he wanted to convey how heroism isn't skin deep, but I think the character was almost too "real" for its own good. Real people are dull, and I think that is what happened with his character in Yuma. A boring adaptation of a father who has to put his responsibilities before his own pride. While the acting was unsatisfying, the movie seemed to be more commercial, and therefore more meaningful in a narrower way.

Christian Bale really worked his acting chops in "Rescue Dawn", but the movie flopped. There's not much more to be said, except that the movie is extremely uplifting. The acting is as positive, and affirmative, as anything I've seen in cinema.

He hit a home run with his character in "The Prestige". Unfortunately, the director focused mostly on Hugh Jackman. If that movie had been mostly about Bale's character, I feel it would have been truly memorable. It's hard to choose a favorite among all of Bale's characters, but Alfred Borden is one of the best, most powerful roles ever written, about self preservation and dignity. It's universal message crosses all boundaries, and instills one with the hope that it's not to late to better ourselves.

"Harsh Times" was probably Christian Bale's worst work. He was supposed to play an emotionally damaged war veteran who slowly destroys his own life because of his mental scars from Iraq. The character was instead a hodge podge of urban slang phrases and stereotypes. It was just too artsy; Too intellectual. Occasionally, as he was on the tipping point between sanity and losing control, his character was captivating. The majority of the movie didn't live up to these moments, though.

Ultimately, you're going to get the best performance out of Christian Bale when the movie isn't made for the "Main Stream" audience. Bale shouldn't have to compete with Marky Mark, explosions, or CGI. Get him in a movie where he's playing a unique character (Psycho, machinist, equilibrium, etc), and let him help direct the movie to ensure his vision goes hand-in-hand with the director's. His Main Stream releases are often so catchy that people don't watch the acting, but they should, because they're not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, they're also a personal statement about the actor himself.

Hey Paul...

[–]That_Guy_on_Reddit 50 points51 points ago

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"Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!!"

[–]section111 120 points121 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]racherk 40 points41 points ago

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I'm honestly glad you pointed it out because otherwise I would've just thought s/he was just a zealous fan.

[–]misterraider 51 points52 points ago

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It was genius. You have no idea how large the grin on my face was.

[–]Halo_Dood 38 points39 points ago

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I don't. Explanation?

[–]theconquestador 52 points53 points ago

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[–]GLancer 23 points24 points ago

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His voice and attitude remind me of Jim Carrey.

[–]clakstin 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not the only one who thought of this :D

[–]Aquagoat 93 points94 points ago

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I'll explain for all the confused people.

In the book American Psycho, there are several chapters which consist of Bateman doing album reviews of some of his favorite artists. The tone of this post is similar. In the movie, Bateman is entertaining his drunk "friend" Paul, while doing one of these reviews on Huey Lewis and the News. So Bateman reviews and rambles about the different albums, again, similar to the tone of the post, all the while putting on a rain coat and getting an axe ready. When we's ready he abruptly ends the review of Huey Lewis and the News, says "Hey Paul" and then puts the axe right through the guys face when Paul turns to answer.

Edit: So what is an excellent, and insightful post is made more epic, by doing it almost in character as one of his favorite Bale roles.

[–]uberknarf 3 points4 points ago

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What did he do?

[–]ThatMoron 1 point2 points ago

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.... I don't ....

[–]justintnelson 23 points24 points ago

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Huh... Really... I hadn't noticed that... Interesting...

the point at which Bale really came into his own, both commercially and artistically.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE.

[–]Gator17 13 points14 points ago

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Wow. It took me "Hey Paul..." to finally catch on. Helluva job.

[–]mobastar 54 points55 points ago

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Upvote for Equilibrium. Sick movie that many don't know of.

[–]Majestyk 7 points8 points ago

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When I was in Japan I saw equilibrium, I was sure it was one of those movies actors make overseas that we never see in the US because it was so odd. Not for the domestic audience so to speak.

[–]jimsaysdoitthisway 2 points3 points ago

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The Machinist couldn't get funding in the US, so it was filmed in Barcelona as a condition of a Spanish company providing the moola.

[–]IzzyFeelsUneasy 7 points8 points ago

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Equilibrium is awesome but my friends disagreed & called it a trashy movie that tries to imitate The Matrix. ಠ_ಠ

[–]BMWbill 2 points3 points ago

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I love Bale and I love SciFi, but Equilibrium was a total mash up of Matrix and 1984/ Fahrenheit 451 plot lines. It was fine for a B-movie renter but if you have read a lot of scifi before then you see all the clichés. It came right after Matrix and the look of main character and fighting certainly copied the Matrix.

[–]judgegregmathis 3 points4 points ago

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Equilibrium has the only fight scenes i've truly enjoyed.

[–]LadyGodiva21 13 points14 points ago

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You forgot about his awesome singing and dancing in Newsies.

[–]skamunism 7 points8 points ago

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"So that's what they call a family, ain't ya glad ya ain't that way..." Gets me every time.

[–]Trip_McNeely 18 points19 points ago

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Christian Bale and Steve Zahn put on an acting CLINIC in "Rescue Dawn". I know there was no reason for you to metion Zahn but I just had to throw that in.

[–]IwazFrozen2day[S] 10 points11 points ago

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Upvoted for mentioning Steve Zahn, he was amazing in that movie!

[–]Majestyk 5 points6 points ago

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Empire of the Rising Sun is that the one with Bale as a kid and Weasly Snipes and Sean Connery as investigators into a murder of a hooker at Nakatomi Plaza?

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1861718016/tt0107969

[–]xebo 2 points3 points ago

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rofl, whoops

[–]stopXstoreytime 3 points4 points ago

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10/10, would go "OHHHHHH I GET IT" again.

[–]felixjmorgan 2 points3 points ago

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Just wanted to say thanks for taking the time to share your thoughts. Was a really interesting read, which I generally agree with.

[–]misterraider 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for every sentence of that post.

[–]fool_of_a_took 2 points3 points ago

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Ahhhhhhahahahaha. you are good, sir.

[–]probablyshouldnt 2 points3 points ago

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I read this in Patrick Bateman's voice as if he was describing songs to someone before he chopped them up with an axe.

[–]a203g7023 4 points5 points ago

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TIL christian bale's reddit username is xebo.

[–]ChickeNES 1 point2 points ago

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*Patrick Bateman

[–]theBelatedLobster 5 points6 points ago

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Even if this is copy-pasta, I don't care. I lol'd. I lol'd hard.

[–]Chip_Brickchest 1 point2 points ago

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Total upvote for this bad-ass wall of text. That was hilarious; I see what you did there.

[–]Nevelos 1 point2 points ago

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Damn man, when I got to Hey Paul I nearly spat out my morning coffee. Awesome!

[–]TheodoreRexRox 1 point2 points ago

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Here are all the ones I could find:

http://i.imgur.com/DIaeb.png

[–]jidar 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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When I was a kid, I used to love this movie, years later I found out its Christian Bale, epic movie became more epic http://i40.tinypic.com/kbsrjp.jpg http://i40.tinypic.com/11qlqpj.jpg

[–]unitblackflight 2 points3 points ago

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Ah Mio, min Mio

[–]mastersprinkles 3 points4 points ago

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He had to cut some serious weight for this role. Makes me wonder if he was on that booger sugar.

[–]murdockit 1 point2 points ago

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Fuckin' a. I love this movie. The score and choir singing get me every time.

[–]giveuptheghost 1 point2 points ago

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I surrender!

[–]listen_hooker 68 points69 points ago

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January 30th is my birthday Bale. Get your own, it's fucking distracting.

[–]IwazFrozen2day[S] 40 points41 points ago

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Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, listen_hooker, happy birthday to yoouuuuuuuuu!!!!!

[–]tron21net 12 points13 points ago

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Oh great, now Reddit is going to be shutdown in the near future because you infringed upon a 100 year old song!

[–]strawcat 2 points3 points ago

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Me too, and it's my golden birthday. Happy bday!

[–]listen_hooker 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Birthday to you too!!! I hope it is fantastic!

[–]Theoretician 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, me too. Goddamnit Batman. Always taking other people's birthdays...

[–]andy-roo 172 points173 points ago

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I think it's funny that he goes from super yolked to super skinny. For once I'd like to see him go fat. Just obscenely, disgustingly gock-flap fat.

[–]anobviousthrow 81 points82 points ago

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Fat-Mac Fat?

[–]naked_guy_says 32 points33 points ago

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It's mass bro, I acquired mass

[–]Mystery_Hours 41 points42 points ago

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That was bulk

[–]Mustangarrett 31 points32 points ago

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He was increasing mass! not getting fat.

[–]SwarleyJr 25 points26 points ago

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cultivating mass

[–]Hedonopoly 1 point2 points ago

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So I thought they were doing that to make Big Mac jokes. Not a single one the entire season. I mean, yes it was painfully obvious humor, but I expected it at least one time.

[–]_deffer_ 39 points40 points ago

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I dunno... Stallone went fat for Cop Land... it just never felt right.

[–]K__a__M__I 53 points54 points ago

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You were supposed to watch him, not feel him up! ಠ_ಠ

[–]random_digital 12 points13 points ago

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I thought he was good in that movie.

[–]Trip_McNeely 8 points9 points ago

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Cop Land was a fantastic film and Total Film just did a great write up of it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I would love to ask him if he is so dedicated timetable acting that he would go fat for a role.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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pretty sure it's "yoked" and not "yolked". citation: living in a freshman dorm with a bunch of frat bros.

[–]stopXstoreytime 1 point2 points ago

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Interesting thought. Jared Leto did that for his role as Mark David Chapman in "Chapter 27." Reading about how he had to gain all that weight makes you want to throw up a little, though. His diet consisted of stuff like ice cream mixed with soy sauce. Nope.png

[–]zdealT 81 points82 points ago

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Oh gooooood for you!

[–]smack1700 1 point2 points ago

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The best part was he was saying it in his "American" accent.

So either he wasn't that pissed at the guy, or he really REALLY gets into character and even when showing emotion stays in character

[–]treydestepheno 65 points66 points ago

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ARE YOU PROFESSIONAL OR NOT!?!

[–]DanielBG 14 points15 points ago

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I want you off this fuckin’ set, you prick!

[–]quierotacos 2 points3 points ago

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NO! NO, DON'T SHUT ME UP!!

[–]LowPEZ 1 point2 points ago

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oh gooooood for you!

[–]StylezXP 110 points111 points ago

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Reign of fire is terribly underrated

[–]bdubaya 14 points15 points ago

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Exactly! It's a damn live-action movie about dragons with frickin' Batman and Wooderson in it! What's not to love?

[–]sundowntg 3 points4 points ago

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don't forget King Leonidas.

[–]notveryblue 27 points28 points ago

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Indeed. Loved that movie...

[–]RedAnarchist 25 points26 points ago

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Really? I thought it sucked dicks.

[–]naked_guy_says 6 points7 points ago

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How many dicks?

[–]pringle_king 24 points25 points ago

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4 dicks.

[–]Philip_Marlowe 7 points8 points ago

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Is that how many come in a bag?

[–]mvonballmo 1 point2 points ago

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I applaud the likely inadvertent double entendré.

[–]mr_dragon 1 point2 points ago

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I love you guys. But not your dicks. Just saying.

[–]IAMAjudge 3 points4 points ago

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Had my first date with the hottest girl in school seeing this movie. AND IT WAS HER IDEA.

Stupid young me didn't realize it was a date.

[–]bioskope 5 points6 points ago

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I just wish they'd have toned down the American-ness of McCounaghey's character. I know that, that was part of the character, but they could have been a tad more subtle with it. Don't get me wrong, I loved the movie too but McCounaghey's Van Zahn was terribly jarring.

[–]heylookoverthere 1 point2 points ago

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I like the concept more than the actual film. Actually I'd just like to play a version of Fallout set in a UK that's been overrun by supermutant dragons.

[–]rdsqc22 1 point2 points ago

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So, Skyrim with guns?

[–]Moose_Kin 14 points15 points ago

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[–]TeddyRuxpin 2 points3 points ago

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Broadway version of this movie is opening soon in NYC, I believe.

[–]a_can_of_solo 11 points12 points ago

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Robert De Niro has a lot to answer for for raising the bar like this for actors

[–]hereshowitis 72 points73 points ago

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It's an amazing coincidence that he fell into a career that aligns so well with his eating disorder.

[–]IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH 9 points10 points ago

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One of those guys is actually a secret twin. Everyone knows that!

[–]SimilarSimian 32 points33 points ago

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You should do something similar with his Batman co-star Tom Hardy. He does something similar for his various roles.

[–]PopeUrbanII 62 points63 points ago

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2012 is the year of Tom Hardy. Just wait.

[–]SirVanderhoot 20 points21 points ago

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Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy was the movie for "Wait... I know him. How do I know him? He's som damn familiar but I can't place it"

Tom Hardy (as a blond? Threw me for a loop)
Benedict Cumberbatch (Holmes from BBC's Sherlock. Also, is there a more English name in existance?)
John Hurt (Prime Minister from V For Vendetta)
Colin Firth (I'm a little ashamed to say I didn't recognize him at first)
Mark Strong (mobster from Kick Ass)
Stephen Graham (Tommy from Snatch)

Maybe I'm just thrown off when everyone is in period costume.

[–]account512 4 points5 points ago*

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Missed two

Toby Jones (bad guy in an episode of Dr Who)

Roger Lloyd-Pack (stereotypical farmer in Vicar of Dibley)

edit: Oh and if TTSS was the movie then Band of Brothers was the mini-series. I recognised every other actor in that and there were a ton of Brits playing Yanks (Simon Pegg (duh), Dexter Fletcher(lock stock, layer cake etc), Tom Hardy (as above), Marc Warren (Hustle, doctor who)).

[–]Freewheelin 4 points5 points ago

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Missed one

Ciaran Hinds (guy from Munich, There Will be Blood and HBO's Rome. Also Aberforth Dumbledore)

[–]scottmilgram 1 point2 points ago

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Ironically Roger Lloyd-Pack was also a bad guy in an episode of Dr Who. I have no idea whether Jones tried his hand at being a Dibley bumpkin however.

[–]account512 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, I totally don't remember him being in a Doctor Who ep. Nice catch!

[–]Sampetra 17 points18 points ago

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Waiting for this comment to be linked back to and blow up sometime next year.

[–]KINGCUNTFUCKER 11 points12 points ago

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You're only saying that because you'll be the one to link it, then your comment underneath it will blow up too. Then this one will blow up. Karmsplosion! Mwuhahaha! Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

[–]darthcorvus 10 points11 points ago

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Just getting in here so I can get blown next year as well.

[–]ColonelForge 3 points4 points ago

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ಠ_____________ಠ

[–]tidigimon 3 points4 points ago

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choo choo.

[–]MrVindictus 19 points20 points ago

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I have a friend who works at a restaurant in which Christian Bale comes in all the time. She says he drives a dusty old pick up truck, wears common clothing, tips well, and is extremely nice. I want to be like that if I'm ever a famous actor. Happy Birthday, Christian Bale!

[–]relevant_achievement 16 points17 points ago

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Oh, Good for Youuuu

  • Post an image or link to Christian Bale that reaches the Front Page.

[–]iamamemeama 22 points23 points ago

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Though, not as good as this magnificent method actor.

[–]BoonTobias 4 points5 points ago

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[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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that can't be healthy. . .

[–]frkcool 31 points32 points ago

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[–]giever 7 points8 points ago

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He looks like he's barely able to stay upright due to the new crotch burden in that last picture.

[–]wildebeest11 4 points5 points ago

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no way that shit is real

[–]josiahw 1 point2 points ago

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Now he's packing a 5.8er. SO jealous...

[–]idlesense 7 points8 points ago

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Does it bother anybody else that the image has, "by Matt Ellerbrock," on it, as if it is some kind of work of art?

[–]timesnewboston 12 points13 points ago

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One of the best of this generation.

[–]excessum 11 points12 points ago

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The Machinist ftw.

[–]Duckylicious 9 points10 points ago

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I think there was a Cracked article about guaranteed Oscar tricks or something like that, and while for female actors it was playing a deliberately ugly role, for male ones it was drastic changes in body size. I'm torn between admiration and "that shit ain't right".

[–]DecafBiscotti 13 points14 points ago

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Could do this with Tom Hanks as well and Michael Fassbender. Hanks never exactly bulked up, but that side has never impressed me as much as the incredible loss of weight from his roles in Philadelphia and Castaway. And see Steve McQueen's Hunger starring Fassbender if you haven't. And please don't read my comment as "It's not that impressive!" so much as, "It's incredible the amount of dedication these actors have that they'll risk their health to completely, physically transform themselves to tell a story."

[–]rs999 19 points20 points ago

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Plus Robert DeNiro:

  1. Taxi Driver - Skinny
  2. Raging Bull - Fat then boxer type body
  3. Goodfellas - back to slim
  4. Casino - slimmer than usual
  5. The Score - back to middle aged walking around weight

[–]DesCo83 17 points18 points ago

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I don't want to be a downer...but there's a 25 year gap between Taxi Driver and The Score.

Becoming middle aged over the course of a quarter century isn't all that impressive to me.

[–]yourfaceyourass 3 points4 points ago

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How the hell does he do this? I cant even gain 10 pounds in a year.

[–]koolaidman123 6 points7 points ago

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Well, think about it this way: Before filming, Bale has nothing to do except to get into shape. As well, he has nutritionists, personal trainers and what not around him. So I think anyone in that situation would see some results.

[–]battery_go 2 points3 points ago

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Well, "nothing to do except..." - by then it becomes a job.

[–]Jimmyup 1 point2 points ago

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The trick is to eat.

[–]bdubaya 3 points4 points ago

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Swing heil.

[–]bigboygamer 4 points5 points ago

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[–]CasimirPulaski 2 points3 points ago

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Jack mothafuckin Kelly

[–]Martin_The_Warrior 22 points23 points ago

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He also has all my steroids.

[–]Equipmunk 29 points30 points ago

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He's a method actor, and I wouldn't put it past Bruce Wayne/Batman to juice in order to have the edge over Gotham's criminals.

[–]jake700 4 points5 points ago

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Bulllshit he's 190 in batman. I would put him closer to 210 from the looks of it.

[–]Trip_McNeely 1 point2 points ago

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I think the whole list looks shifted about 10-15 pounds too low. How tall is he?

[–]jake700 2 points3 points ago

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I would think around 6 foot 2 (not on a computer right meow), and with his bodyfat and size i would say 210 could even be a low end estimate.

[–]Ronlemagne 1 point2 points ago

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In an interview I saw (a long time ago, so this is still hearsay), it was mentioned that he was about 210 in Begins and something like 220 in The Dark Knight.

[–]Lmkt 4 points5 points ago

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how can someone put on more than 100 lbs in 6 months? is the answer really as simple as "steroids"?

[–]Damadawf 15 points16 points ago

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Well normal folks like us have jobs and lives that preoccupy us. Actors on the other hand, between movies, have the luxury of focusing all of their time on getting into shape or preparing for a role. In his case, 6 months of 6-8 hours per day in a gym would make it quite possible to put on the necessary muscle.

[–]tk66r4 14 points15 points ago

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Gaining muscle doesn't work that way. Spending 6-8 hours in the gym each day will lead to overtraining and you would see very little progress. Even bodybuilder really only spend 1-2 hours max at the gym each day. Christian Bale obviously had trainers and dietians that planned his diet and training program to ensure the best possible results.

[–]I_Am_Vladimir_Putin 5 points6 points ago

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Exactly. Training too much backfires. It's counter-productive.

[–]hereshowitis 23 points24 points ago

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To be fair, that is their job that preoccupies them, rather than a luxury.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 7 points8 points ago

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This is correct.

While I was stationed in Iraq, after my work shift I had fuck-all to do and would typically spend 2-3 hours per day in the gym.

Note that these 2-3 hours I wasn't working out constantly, I was sorta wandering casually from machine to machine. My heart rate was probably a steady 80 bpm the entire time, and I wasn't terribly in shape.

Over the course of 12 months, that casual but prolonged routine brought me from 195 and flabby down to 175 and trim.

I can only imagine what you could do if you actually applied yourself for that duration five days a week.

[–]vicariouscheese 1 point2 points ago

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Its fucking awesome

but don't do five days a week if you're not sleeping 8-10 hours and are eating more than you normally do- unless you're cutting, but still

[–]oduh 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, Berbatov was born today. Berba and Batman born on the same day cannot be a coincidence. Berbatov must be Batman, right?

[–]rahulthewall 1 point2 points ago

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Upvotes for S.I. units.

[–]Sugreev2001 1 point2 points ago

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I hope DKR is a massive success,and Chris Nolan & Chritian Bale decide to do another Batman...featuring one my favorite Villains,The Riddler.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The first time I ever saw this man's face was in America Psycho. I liked him in the movie, liked him in Batman but he lost credibility when he screamed and yelled at a person on a film set.

[–]Yunofucknow 1 point2 points ago

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You guys should read more about bodybuilding when it comes to things like this. It is clear, that this weight change has to be respected. But the fact is, that this cant go without roids. Still epic but not possible without them.

[–]Crazy_G1raffe 1 point2 points ago

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I wish it was that easy for me to swing around in weight... i'm 6'4 and 160 (was 125)...... i just want to be 200 so i can be noooormal

[–]hard_to_explain 1 point2 points ago

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No American Psycho? REALLY?!

[–]new_to_all_of_this 1 point2 points ago

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Cool I share a birthday with batman :)

[–]Airazz 1 point2 points ago

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Yey, I look like Christian Bale in The Fighter...

[–]amaefm 3 points4 points ago*

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Great actor, dedicated to his craft but all your respect? He's been accused of beating up his own mother and sister and well all know how he completely flipped out and berated that stage hand(edit: Sorry, DP not stage hand). He thinks awfully highly of himself. Like I said, great actor, dedicated to his craft, but deserving of all my respect? I think not.

[–]Gluverty 2 points3 points ago

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A DP is not at all a "stage hand".

[–]mrrizzle 3 points4 points ago

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Bit of an inspirational boost for me to get bigger....and then eventually slim down once my metabolism becomes less ridiculous.