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How I feel as a senior proving a freshman wrong in my 1st year elective course. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Herborist 474 points475 points ago

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This is inaccurate.

As a college senior in electives, I don't attend class enough to be caught arguing with freshmen.

[–]aesir33 189 points190 points ago

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This attitude always boggled my mind. After paying that much for classes, I'm damn sure I'll attend them all.

[–]IggySorcha 156 points157 points ago

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The attitude tends to be had by people who have the luxury of not having to pay for classes.

[–][deleted] 217 points218 points ago

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Or people who are forced to sign up for stupid elective courses after they've finished all of their major-relevant material and need three more credits of "Theater Science" to graduate.

[–]iamadogwhatisthis 54 points55 points ago

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I can't help but assume "Theater Science" is magic tricks - which would be pretty awesome.

[–]inuyome1008 110 points111 points ago

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Magic tricks are what whores do for money. I would choose an Illusion class.

[–]BrianBoyko 54 points55 points ago

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...actually, given that description, I'd probably choose the tricks class.

[–]Excentinel 17 points18 points ago

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Is extra credit offered in the form of a gangbang?

[–]ensockerbagare 18 points19 points ago

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You mean group work?

[–]Hamuel 6 points7 points ago

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Fun Fact: 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangbangs!

[–]Excentinel 17 points18 points ago

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That's gang-rape you're thinking of. 10 out of 10 people enjoy gangbanging.

[–]SanguineHaze 1 point2 points ago

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Only if you can trump a Japanese bukakke fest.

[–]Excentinel 4 points5 points ago

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That's the final for the class.

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    [–]ENKC 4 points5 points ago

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    Screw that, I'm taking Destruction Magic.

    [–]itsmuddy 3 points4 points ago

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    I don't know why but I read that in Sean Connery's voice.

    [–]Domhnal 2 points3 points ago

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    snarky fucking magician...

    [–]spazmodic- 11 points12 points ago

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    Did a poor gob at being funny?

    [–]WhoHasntSeenStarWars 3 points4 points ago

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    Those electives are the reason you get a degree and not a certificate.

    [–]oddmanout 7 points8 points ago

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    I had this problem. Tested out of a math class into Calc, ended up taking calc2 and some other crazy math classes. Later switched my major to Psychology which required some intro math class, which was a different path than the ones I tested out of, so it "didn't count."

    It was a class full of freshmen who were all really bad at math, the most complicated thing we covered was the quadratic equation. I literally just went to take the tests. (That was stupid, I made As on all the tests, ended up with a C in the class because of "participation")

    [–]plucesiar 15 points16 points ago

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    LOL your math class had participation? Sounds like business math

    [–]oddmanout 9 points10 points ago

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    ugh. That woman was fucking stupid. Do you know how hard it is to be taught by someone know knows less than you do?

    [–]Cubeface 5 points6 points ago

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    Yes, I do know know.

    [–]plucesiar 0 points1 point ago

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    That reminds me of a class I took for summer back in high school. The science teacher didn't know how to do logarithms (she was teaching about half-life... OH THE IRONY) and had to copy the notes my friend wrote on the chalkboard about basic log rules

    [–]oddmanout 2 points3 points ago

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    this woman was the only professor I ever HATED. She would do sample problems on the board, and get them WRONG. I wasn't in that class often, but when I was, it was a regular thing for her to mess up and start over. I'm pretty sure it was happening even when I wasn't there.

    She was actually a high school teacher, but for some reason or another got to teach a low-level college class. This went to her head so bad, someone said something like "instructor" or "teacher" or something one day before class, and she over heard, she belted out over everyone's talking "IT'S PROFESSOR! THIS IS A UNIVERSITY!"

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      [–]dorklogic 1 point2 points ago

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      some intro math class

      [–]bcarlzson 3 points4 points ago

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      I had a finance professor change her grading system after me and three friends stopped going to class and only showing up to take tests and turn in projects. She posted all notes online and in class just read the slides. We were all Math Majors so it was the equivalent of college algebra for us. We all got A's on all the tests and when are grades were posted we all had B-'s. She was pissed we had found a loophole and decided to make attendance 15% of the grade. When we filed a formal protest the dean of the business school told us it wasn't worth it and there was a good chance we'd face backlash in future classes by other professors. I still wish I hadn't listened to him, but it's not like your GPA is on your diploma.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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      Getting backlash for spending your time on more productive activities, possibly further, higher and more appropriate learning? Some teachers you had.

      [–]glutuk 1 point2 points ago

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      definitely would have contested that grade.

      [–]oddmanout 0 points1 point ago

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      there was nothing to contest. I really didn't go to class. It was also my last semester. I had graduated, had a degree, and was done with college. It wasn't worth it.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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      What school grades you in participation?

      [–]oddmanout 0 points1 point ago

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      schools? probably a lot, that's not unheard of for lots of upper level classes. Some of my junior and senior level classes actually required that we answer questions about required reading and stuff.

      Math... not so much.

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        [–]Monotone_Robot 1 point2 points ago

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        No shit, it's like those electives just serve to give you a head start on forgetting everything relevant you learned before your first job.

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          [–]be_mindful 1 point2 points ago

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          expect to soon find them at work surfing reddit complaining about how little respect they get and how much better they could run things if they were in charge.

          [–]crashnburn753 3 points4 points ago

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          As someone whose class started... 4 minutes ago, I can confirm this. Time to have a wank.

          [–]mz27 2 points3 points ago

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          Or people disdainful of the 16 credit hours of general education fluff that was (literally, confirmed by a member of the board and not a rumor) instituted by their school to give kids stupid easy classes and thereby reduce the 1st year dropout rate.

          [–]kyuubi42 5 points6 points ago

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          If your gen ed classes are so easy a potted plant could pass them you're doing school wrong and wasting money.

          [–]POOPFEAST420 1 point2 points ago

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          Or it could be that you realize it's all bullshit anyway, and that school is just a degree factory. So you take the easiest gen eds possible to boost your gpa.

          If you want to learn something challenging, just do it. You have access to your local library and the greatest repository of human knowledge ever created, the internet.

          [–]kyuubi42 3 points4 points ago

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          Yes, but there is no replacement for actual discourse which you aren't getting on the internet or library, but do get from a class.

          [–]MrMediocre 3 points4 points ago

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          Maybe your school is a degree factory, but good schools exist. Find one and transfer if possible. You'll get much more for your time and money.

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            [–]IggySorcha 0 points1 point ago

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            Have you even tried talking to your advisor about bumping up a level? My school had these too, and there are ways around it. You just have to hound your professor and the administrators to hell, because they'll act like it's not possible for as long as they can get away with it. Offer to test out, do research, or offer samples of your work to prove you're qualified.

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              [–]Mayniak 15 points16 points ago

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              Sometimes, the lectures just aren't worthwhile. Some professors simply aren't effective teachers. The time spent being confused in lecture can be better spent doing other things, such as studying the material on your own.

              [–]Wartburg13 46 points47 points ago

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              Or playing xbox and getting intoxicated at 2:30 in the afternoon.

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              [–]glassFractals 0 points1 point ago

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              It's in the PM? Late start, huh?

              [–]kirchiri 3 points4 points ago

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              Agree with this fully. Not every teacher or class is worth attending. I worked full time and paid for my classes. If there was class I didn't need to sit through I wasn't going to be there. I'd be home sleeping/drinking/whatever. Most of the time reading the material in a book was enough for me to ace a class.

              What really sucks is the teachers who think its high school and will deduct points from your grade for every class you miss. Yea cause you know what's best for my learning style. If I have an A in your class and 100% on every assignment, most likely don't need to attend.

              [–]WanderingStoner 12 points13 points ago

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              paying that much for classes

              You aren't paying for the classes (at least not stupid GE electives) you are paying for the degree.

              That said, I never missed my music electives and I was a CS major.

              [–]oddmanout 5 points6 points ago

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              The electives were usually the classes you want to go to. I enjoyed my electives much more than my major classes.

              [–]WanderingStoner 3 points4 points ago

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              But the major electives were really where it was happening. The class I took on malware was my favorite in college. I mean, they taught me how to write viruses!

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                [–]Eupho 6 points7 points ago

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                I've argued this with my friends, their response was pretty good. You're paying for the piece of paper that says your qualified to do x. If you can get the paper without going to class, all power to you.

                [–]literroy 3 points4 points ago

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                Well, you could get the piece of paper and also learn from people who are experts in fields from across the diverse realms of human knowledge at no extra charge. Just saying.

                [–]UnwiseSudai 3 points4 points ago

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                I'm sorry, but I'm just not interested in music history or theory. While a lot of classes it is good to learn from, you will be forced to take a few that you do no care about and do not matter.

                [–]literroy 1 point2 points ago

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                True, you won't care about everything you learn. Though I wager that's true within your major as well. But as long as you're being forced to go through the motions, might as well at least try to get something out of the process. You don't know what you might end up finding more interesting than you thought, and you don't know what might end up being useful knowledge somewhere down the road.

                [–]UnwiseSudai 0 points1 point ago

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                Nah, I have a limited time in life, I would much rather spend my time on things I'm more likely to enjoy and/or will more likely get use out of.

                [–]daaaabears 3 points4 points ago

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                After paying that much for classes, I will go when I want to.

                [–]unusedalias 7 points8 points ago*

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                Doesn't boggle mine at all. A large percentage, if not the majority, of people in college (in America) don't belong there. College isn't about education anymore. It's about the party. College is just the 13th grade for most people. It's just the next step on the social ladder.

                It is a contributing factor to why so many people have college degrees, no jobs, and crippling debt.

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                [–]doores153 2 points3 points ago

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                That was my Friday morning class every week. Hungover as fuck from $2 domestics at the piano bar the night before with my friends, smelling like the bar because when you're that hungover you don't care what other people think about you. I made it to class every Friday, and my teacher knew. He gave me extra points at the end of the semester both for having perfect attendance, and coming in with a hangover so frequently. Took him for 6 classes...loved that teacher. He wrote one of my letters of recommendation for grad school!!

                [–]notgeneric 0 points1 point ago

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                University of Florida?

                [–]Trolly_McTrollerson 4 points5 points ago

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                I had an ex like that, except without the whole "in moderation" thing. I'm puzzled as to how she hasn't died yet.

                [–]dquizzle 1 point2 points ago

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                One of my best friends gets drunk every single night, like blackout drunk more than a couple times a week. He smokes pot, he does other drugs, and he makes straight A's. He is ridiculously intelligent and makes what I would call bad decisions often, but he makes way better grades than I ever could. I'm dumbfounded by it to be honest. Since he started smoking pot a couple years ago (and he smokes every morning and every evening) he has really lost of some his short term memory. It's really the only side affect that I've noticed and it isn't even that bad, it's just he tells me a lot of the same stories on the same night now because he doesn't remember having told me previously that night. Other than that though, he can remember just about every aspect of his life and almost every piece of information he learns. The other night we were trying to figure out the name of a character in a book that I am currently reading that had a very small role in it. He read the book 2 years ago and remember her name before I could. It's stupid.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                NO!

                This is Reddit! You can only be successful if you studied engineering, slept a max of 2 hours a day, and never conversed with a woman before in your life!

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                  [–]chadsexytime 0 points1 point ago

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                  When I went to school, Grade 13 was still in high school. Also you were old enough to drink legally by then.

                  [–]unusedalias 0 points1 point ago

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                  That sounds awesome. Is this a Canadian thing as the others below have suggested?

                  [–]chadsexytime 4 points5 points ago*

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                  Yes, but it was discontinued in my province quite some time ago. A quick tip for determining the difference between a canadian and an american talking (typing) about their education :

                  US : 13th Grade

                  CAN : Grade 13

                  [–]DocBrown1984 1 point2 points ago

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                  They don't do grade 13 anymore. The got rid of it in Ontario in 2002, which was the last province to even have it. I went to a Canadian uni for a couple of years back then, and they were all afraid of the fact that they were going to be overcrowded due to two classes graduating at the same time.

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                      [–]BaconWrappedEnigma 0 points1 point ago

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                      FREEESSSHHHHHMANNNNNNNN

                      [–]Kijad 0 points1 point ago

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                      Unless it's something like being forced to take basic statistics after completing Calculus III (true story).

                      I happened to show up one day very late in the semester and we talked about a magical thing called an integral, but don't worry we never had to calculate it! sigh

                      [–]o0DrWurm0o 0 points1 point ago

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                      You'll understand when you've got to listen to some shitty professor going through economics material at the speed of a glacier for a GE while your interests lie in optical source design and laser systems.

                      [–]omni_wisdumb 0 points1 point ago

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                      no.... you are not paying for the class, you are paying for the CREDIT and if you care the GRADE. don't fool yourself. I was an all A student prior to med school and I don't feel like my money was not used correctly, and I almost never went to class. College is about what floats you boat. Half the kids that "go to class" are on their FB anyways....

                      [–]iatelassie 0 points1 point ago

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                      I think you greatly overestimate the worth of entry-level college classes.

                      [–]nonameworks 0 points1 point ago

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                      You are paying for a degree not an education. I went to school to get a job, once I had the job very little of my education was relevant. If I ha more free time in college I may have even done better in the courses that I cared about.

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                        [–]Unidan 8 points9 points ago

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                        As a PhD student, I feel like I get more perspective on many issues.

                        This is, of course, untrue. I am simply deflecting the pain and harassment given by my advisers down onto the undergraduates in a vain attempt to allay my own fears and anxieties.

                        [–]icasaracht 21 points22 points ago

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                        oh god this is me. for some classes, i've gone to maybe 2 lectures in the first month. i'm honestly expecting an A.

                        [–]ShadyJane 16 points17 points ago

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                        I wish I could find that Saturday morning breakfast cereal comic about the guy who is reminiscing about never going to class, never studying, retaining no knowledge, and getting straight A’s all while filling out his student loan debts for $120k saying “I sure hope this is worth it!”

                        [–]thaddeusgreenhand 6 points7 points ago

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                        http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2246#comic

                        For future reference, you can search for smbc comics here

                        [–]stillalone 1 point2 points ago

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                        One of my electives had pop quizzes :(

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                          [–]mikey_croatia 32 points33 points ago

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                          What is the source of this gif?

                          [–]Obligations 55 points56 points ago

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                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9obAE2w26Y

                          [–]aDildoAteMyBaby 23 points24 points ago

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                          I don't know how I feel about any of this.

                          [–]dele3344 23 points24 points ago

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                          For those wondering: The guy is Kenny Omega. The wrestling promotion is DDT (Dramatic Dream Team). It's a comedy wrestling promotion. His gimmick is that he's obsessed with 90s-early 2000s video games. He's also very athletic.

                          He's facing a girl from a promotion called "Ice Ribbon." It's a wrestling school for little girls. Every once in a while, they'll have a big name on the Japanese indies (Omega in this case) face an Ice Ribbon girl. Usually the match is just for kicks, but Omega (who was heel, or "bad guy," at the time) decided to play it up a bit.

                          tl;dr Relax, it was planned out.

                          [–]Shinhan 6 points7 points ago

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                          tl;dr Relax, it was planned out.

                          Its wrestling, of course it was planned out. Its always planned out.

                          [–]Mike_TV 3 points4 points ago

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                          ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

                          sobs uncontrollably

                          [–]Shinhan 1 point2 points ago

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                          I'm not saying its fake, just choreographed. Ballet is also choreographed, but people don't call that fake.

                          [–]TheNerdWithNoName 1 point2 points ago

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                          Shhhhhhh!

                          [–]Dujen 1 point2 points ago

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                          Seems you'd need the long description if it wasn't planned out. I mean, it's wrestling after all.

                          [–]ApeofBass 1 point2 points ago

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                          I was friends with Kenny Omega ten years ago when he wrestled for Top Rope Championship Wrestling in Winnipeg, I used to referee for his matches back when he was just starting, awesome guy and super talented. Funny how he is now the most famous person I have ever met.

                          [–]lurkerturneduser 33 points34 points ago*

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                          ಠ_ಠ

                          http://imgur.com/enXyk

                          http://imgur.com/g6HsN

                          Edit:

                          http://imgur.com/38a6e

                          http://imgur.com/wSI49

                          http://imgur.com/fI8EZ

                          Here's all of them as one link, for non-RES users:

                          http://imgur.com/enXyk,g6HsN,38a6e,wSI49,fI8EZ

                          [–]Doctor_Kitten 27 points28 points ago

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                          Cool. Those are in my history now. I'm gonna leave them there.

                          [–]Lawsuitup 8 points9 points ago

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                          ಠ_ಠ

                          [–]IAmALampShade 17 points18 points ago

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                          Need a Brazzers logo and they would be perfect.

                          [–]lurkerturneduser 6 points7 points ago

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                          karma opportunity alert!

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                            [–]Ryan7456 2 points3 points ago

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                            Can we get a Brazzers logo on some of those?

                            [–]thaddeusgreenhand 6 points7 points ago

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                            Who on earth doesn't use Reddit Enhancement Suite

                            [–]lurkerturneduser 5 points6 points ago

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                            Did someone say Reddit Enhancement Suite? Reddit Enhancement Suite.

                            [–]Opinionated_Dalek 9 points10 points ago

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                            WE CANNOT BELIEVE THERE IS A HUMAN THAT DOES NOT USE THE Reddit Enhancement Suite

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                              [–]Teaelle 0 points1 point ago

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                              The fuck did I just watch?

                              [–]Epicman 0 points1 point ago

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                              That...is fucking awesome.

                              [–]mulduvar 0 points1 point ago

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                              I love pro wrestling!

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                                [–]Curll 70 points71 points ago

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                                CSI: Miami

                                [–]therealjag 12 points13 points ago

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                                Chris Benoit Autobiography in GIFs.

                                [–]ab103630 34 points35 points ago

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                                I was able to hold a straight face for a while but when it showed his face at the end, I fell apart.

                                [–]Phoequinox 2 points3 points ago

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                                Yeah, that absolutely psycho thing he does just before he clenches his fists had me rolling.

                                [–]I_sense_highschool 4 points5 points ago

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                                thats the face i make when i dance in a club, gets all the women

                                [–]chipnick87 2 points3 points ago

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                                VERY relevant username.

                                [–][deleted] 66 points67 points ago

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                                I, for some reason, wound up taking my polisci curriculum backwards.

                                Now I'm a senior taking 200 level courses where we spend a single chapter on subjects I've spent entire semesters studying. This gif sums up perfectly how I feel every time I participate in class discussion.

                                [–]masedizzle 23 points24 points ago

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                                Actually the exact same thing happened with my polisci minor. Forgot to take the intro course until senior year. Heard a lot of dumb shit from freshmen.

                                [–]FuschiaKnight 23 points24 points ago

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                                Wait. People who haven't taken those classes before haven't already learned everything the class has to teach? Well they're stupid, and clearly the guy who wasn't smart enough to realize there was an intro course should make fun of them.

                                [–]laststance 4 points5 points ago

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                                this man should create the sarcasm button.

                                [–]esotericguy 3 points4 points ago

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                                It's already there. It's the one labeled 'reply'.

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                                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                                  Yeah. I did a lot of work in Ancients and Classics at college. I had covered all the major courses but somehow I never took the basic intro course that outlined everything.

                                  Somehow I mentioned this in a discussion with my professor last semester. He is teaching the basic level course this semester. He recommended I take it with him as a good way to review all that I had learned.

                                  His reasoning made sense. He is a pretty cool guy. He's a grad student. So I said sure, why not?

                                  What this class has taught me so far.... that I hate freshmen. I don't remember being such an asshole or a know-it-all when I was a freshman.

                                  [–]bradygilg 0 points1 point ago

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                                  Have you tried just talking to your advisor and asking them to waive the class requirement? That's what I did last semester.

                                  [–]thatwasntababyruth 5 points6 points ago*

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                                  I know at least two fellow CS seniors who are currently enrolled in CIS200, because they're both transfer students whose credits didn't all go through. The instructor was so disappointed in the system that he's given them leave to never do anything, they've essentially passed the class already.

                                  note: cis200 was the first class a CS major took when I started. Nowadays I believe its 115, but for a senior 200 is the lowest class you can get to.

                                  [–]notjawn 10 points11 points ago

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                                  I saved all my electives for my senior year and that was pretty boss. Everything was a breeze and I looked like a freaking genius when I participated in discussions. Impressed most all of my professors and ended up getting the connections to go on to get my masters and now I'm teaching at the same university.

                                  Moral of the story: Be the guy who participates, it will take you places.

                                  [–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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                                  Except apparently the moral of your story is to take classes that are inappropriately easy for your level, exploit that for your own benefit, throw off the curve for every other properly placed student in the class, and trick your profs into thinking you're some kind of genius.

                                  [–]1nf1d3l 15 points16 points ago

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                                  I'm not seeing a downside...

                                  [–]Stumblin_McBumblin 3 points4 points ago

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                                  In the game of life there are very few rules.

                                  [–]I_am_the_cheese 1 point2 points ago

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                                  According to my RES tag you've invited strangers to come gangbang you bareback. That is all.

                                  [–]Kadover 1 point2 points ago

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                                  According to my RES tag, you... ah nevermind, too easy.

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                                    [–]hughtankman 2 points3 points ago

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                                    I completely neglected participation and overall involvement in all things related to my college. Most likely because I was in business school and 99% of the people are douchebags. That said, I have a downtown job in a large city with an accounting firm as an articling student.

                                    The real moral of the story: Read your books when necessary, interview well, and don't be a douche bag.

                                    [–]sacrimony[!] 6 points7 points ago

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                                    it didn't take you anywhere, you are still at the same school.

                                    [–]srs_house 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Try getting a second degree at a different school in a field where you have a mix of real-world and academic experience.

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                                      [–]kyuubi42 110 points111 points ago

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                                      Completely true in college though. Most freshmen are on their own for the first time in their lives... and subsequently act completely retarded for at least the full first semester.

                                      [–]Mcgyvr 58 points59 points ago

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                                      "Let's get 1st year drunk!"

                                      [–]SicilianEggplant 69 points70 points ago

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                                      "I wanna get my stomach pumped!"

                                      [–]naoptovke 10 points11 points ago

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                                      Is this a thing or something? Cause I've heard this in college more than once.

                                      [–]SicilianEggplant 8 points9 points ago

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                                      I don't know what the statistics are or anything, but anecdotal stories and reports of college kids getting their stomach pumped are not rare. Typically from freshman who are out on their own for the first time.

                                      My guess would be that they were a bit sheltered and didn't drink much in high school like my degenerate self (although I'm not a big drinker by any measure), and get carried away.

                                      [–]madanimal 3 points4 points ago

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                                      Yes I know a handful of people who have had their stomachs pumped, and have friends who have friends who have had theirs pumped as well. It sounds horrible.

                                      [–]elbenji 2 points3 points ago

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                                      In my school its the opposite...more upperclassmen are usually stomach-pumped than freshman

                                      [–]micromacro 3 points4 points ago

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                                      Barf like a freshman!

                                      [–]siegewolf 1 point2 points ago

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                                      I ended up at the same college as my brother and hung out with him all freshman year. He was a senior at the time. I never acted retarded. I was accepted by seniors and therefore and honorary one. It was awesome.

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                                        [–]-Faith- 16 points17 points ago

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                                        Do you ever log out? How difficult is it to log in again?

                                        [–][deleted] ago

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                                        [–]TheSkoomaCat 4 points5 points ago

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                                        Protip: RES lets you save multiple username/password combinations and you can quickly switch between them by just clicking on the username from a drop-down menu.

                                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                                        use opera with keychain, it would help you out.

                                        [–]brandonw00 37 points38 points ago

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                                        This is true, but add way more drinking, and you have college.

                                        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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                                        Exactly true.

                                        And then when you're finished with college, you realize that they're ALL naive and stupid.

                                        [–]anubus72 3 points4 points ago

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                                        then when you've been in the real world for a few years you realize you were naive and stupid when you were thinking that they were naive and stupid

                                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                                        And then when you have been in the real world for even more years you realize that people who who thought you were naive and stupid when you were thinking college kids were naive and stupid were actually naive and stupid themselves but you weren't. And they're probably still naive and stupid.

                                        lolwut

                                        [–]MacularDegenerate 23 points24 points ago

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                                        I will never get tired of this gif, or Kenny Omega in general

                                        [–]letsRACEturtles 5 points6 points ago

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                                        lotta owls replying to you

                                        [–]Thunder-ten-tronckh 0 points1 point ago

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                                        WHO

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                                          [–]gurtinu 7 points8 points ago

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                                          Related subreddits /r/How I feel when /r/reactiongifs.

                                          [–]darusame 7 points8 points ago

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                                          How I feel as a TA watching this happen

                                          [–]YakMan2 9 points10 points ago

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                                          KENNY OMEGA

                                          [–]ForgettableUsername 8 points9 points ago

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                                          As someone who graduated the better part of a decade ago, you look kinda silly being so hard on people that are only a few years younger than you.

                                          [–]glutuk 1 point2 points ago

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                                          can we all admit that the mass exodus of children from high school to college is a very fertile ground to harvest dumb comments from newly birthed adults!?

                                          i dont think we deny that we were all the freshman at one point....

                                          [–]ElLuchador 3 points4 points ago

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                                          kenny fucking omega. hero.

                                          [–]makes_you_translate 47 points48 points ago

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                                          现在，你说我的语言！

                                          [–]Tell-Me-Fun-Facts 69 points70 points ago

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                                          "Now, you speak my language" (via Google Translate)

                                          [–]slyphox 40 points41 points ago

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                                          Did you know, the domestic house cat is a small carnivorous mammal? Its most immediate ancestor is believed to be the African wild cat. The cat has been living in close association with humans for somewhere between 3,500 and 8,000 years!

                                          [–]Tell-Me-Fun-Facts 22 points23 points ago*

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                                          Hey, stop downvoting him/her - look at my username!

                                          Cool fact, slyphox, sorry if complying to my username stunt cost you some of your precious karma.

                                          EDIT: Gender-neutralized my post

                                          [–]slyphox 6 points7 points ago

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                                          After r_spiders_link I always read usernames when commenting.

                                          I am in it for the laughs so bring on the downvotes, it's all the same. :D

                                          I am a man by the way incase that fun fact may interest you.

                                          [–]NolanRoss 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Scotch tape was introduced in 1931.

                                          [–]feureau 8 points9 points ago

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                                          I don't speak enough chinese to be able to speak or write chinese, but I know these words, and in this particular grammatical arrangement, I can verify that the google translate is correct.

                                          [–]EvolV2 6 points7 points ago

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                                          As someone with college senior level Chinese, I can confirm that his confirmations are correct.

                                          [–]x_x_x_x_x 2 points3 points ago

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                                          As a Reddit veteran, I can confirm that this thread adds nothing to the discussion.

                                          [–]EvolV2 4 points5 points ago

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                                          Veteran? 139 days old? I cannot confirm your veteran status.

                                          [–]tengen 15 points16 points ago

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                                          HA! I ALREADY KNOW CHINESE!

                                          [–]Ledwick 8 points9 points ago

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                                          THEN YOU ARE SPEAKING HIS LANGUAGE!

                                          [–]bitch_im_a_lion 2 points3 points ago

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                                          You still translated it in your head.

                                          [–]The_Thought_Police 2 points3 points ago

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                                          to what? do you translate English in your head?

                                          [–]bitch_im_a_lion 1 point2 points ago

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                                          No, but If I know two languages and I read one, I can translate it to the other. I only know english so I obviously don't translate it to anything.

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Not necessarily! It's true that you can translate a language into another when you read it, but if you understand both languages fluently there's no need. :)

                                          Bilingual people can switch back and forth, and can even think and dream in both languages!

                                          This always amazes me because I, like you, only speak english.

                                          [–]The_Thought_Police 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Not necessarily true. When I was a kid, I used to translate English to my native language until I was a teenager. Now I just process the two (four in fact) separately. I still translate Spanish (which am still learning) to English though. Most multilingual speakers who are fluent don't need to translate back and forth, they just switch completely and naturally just the way you're comfortable with English.

                                          [–]tengen 0 points1 point ago

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                                          not as a native speaker and thinker, no.

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                                            [–]spvn 5 points6 points ago

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                                            Oh come on -.- You used google translate to translate "Now, you're speaking my language" into Chinese. But it sounds absolutely ridiculous when said in Chinese because it becomes "Now you speak my language" which sounds like some sort of stupid command.

                                            Kind of like this.

                                            [–]flatcoke 7 points8 points ago

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                                            I don't know why you are being downvoted but I'm Chinese and I can confirm "现在，你说我的语言" doesn't make any sense.

                                            [–]The_Thought_Police 0 points1 point ago

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                                            是的... but then you don't know what he wanted to say.

                                            [–]StarHarvest[S] 10 points11 points ago

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                                            Your name certainly delivers what it promises.

                                            [–]sparklingrainbows 0 points1 point ago

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                                            Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.

                                            [–]lurkerturneduser 0 points1 point ago

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                                            Google dictionary extension is great! http://i.imgur.com/UcXxA.png

                                            edit: Download link

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                                              [–]SequenceofLetters 2 points3 points ago

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                                              It's like a train wreck. It's terrible but I can't look away.

                                              [–]pbtifo 2 points3 points ago

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                                              You guys are such badasses.

                                              [–]vivvav 2 points3 points ago

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                                              There is no way in hell this is real.

                                              [–]JSmith666 4 points5 points ago

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                                              as a senior taking mainly electives i can verify this is true

                                              [–]punt_the_dog_0 4 points5 points ago

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                                              you must be a super cool guy

                                              [–]biggmclargehuge 1 point2 points ago

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                                              but you forgot the part where the little girl ends up kicking the guys ass

                                              [–]Republiken 1 point2 points ago

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                                              You feel like a douche?

                                              [–]FuschiaKnight 0 points1 point ago

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                                              Wouldn't you if you got your jollies from proving freshmen wrong?

                                              [–]DancePartyTaco 1 point2 points ago

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                                              As a college graduate, I laugh at you all.

                                              [–]Aethelstan 1 point2 points ago

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                                              Was that Rik Mayall?

                                              [–]Kiel297 0 points1 point ago

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                                              No, pro wrestler Kenny Omega.

                                              Yes, this was an actual match.

                                              That kick actually happened.

                                              [–]Blitzwire 1 point2 points ago

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                                              I mean that's how I feel in general whenever I'm right.

                                              I'm also an egotistical narcissist, but that might be irrelevant

                                              [–]Scoops_Haagendazs 1 point2 points ago

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                                              None of these reddit "IAMA senior" jokes seem to apply to me. Is everyone else enrolled in a college inside a college movie?

                                              [–]Kiel297 1 point2 points ago

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                                              I wonder how much talking it took to get Kenny Omega to agree to this

                                              [–]milkdoesthebodygood 1 point2 points ago

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                                              Ahaha this gif brightened my whole day

                                              [–]jujukicks 1 point2 points ago

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                                              In The Face

                                              [–]lumpy1981 2 points3 points ago

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                                              Enjoy it. You'll be getting pwned in the real world soon enough.

                                              [–]desertjedi85 2 points3 points ago

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                                              Proving someone four years behind you wrong makes you feel bad ass?

                                              [–]capt_0bvious 1 point2 points ago

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                                              you are such a bad ass

                                              [–]joeyjoejoejnr 0 points1 point ago

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                                              It's 4:am and I could not control my laughter. Holy shit this made me laugh!

                                              [–]beat1323 0 points1 point ago

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                                              Kenny Omega = the greatest wrestler alive

                                              [–]lawlshane 0 points1 point ago

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                                              You should feel stupid because you're a senior in a first year class.

                                              [–]grania17 0 points1 point ago

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                                              Spent most of my Intro to Mass Media class feeling exactly the same way!

                                              [–]Rustick 0 points1 point ago

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                                              Love it

                                              [–]DamnWright0 0 points1 point ago

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                                              Please tell me you have that haircut.

                                              [–]TheGeo 0 points1 point ago

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                                              I laugh everytime

                                              [–]alec_xander 0 points1 point ago

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                                              Physics/Education double major here. Electives.... what the hell is that?

                                              [–]GI_jim_bob 0 points1 point ago

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                                              i just want to know were you got that gif lol

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