WAT.

Toyotaobsession · 7 months

I saw this somewhere else, and in the original he admitted that he used a cast off exoskeleton from when the spider had shed.

No spiders were hurt in the making of this fake shake.

_JustinCase · 7 months

Drink the spider, gain its powers.

mellolizard · 7 months

If this is real, he is a real asshole friend.

moonbeamwhim · 7 months

:/ Poor spider.

venusmantrap · 7 months

worst part: in australia they call ice-cream floats "Spiders"

Miora · 7 months

I really don't like spiders but after seeing the poor thing crawl up on to the top portion of the blades that really made me sad.

schnarff81 · 7 months

I can't imagine the irritating hairs they have all over their body would go down well...even with milk.

bendedheadtube · 7 months

i hate spiders, but that is animal cruelty (can't believe i called a spider animal)

The_Lonely_Angel_ · 7 months

The man and drink in the bottom picture was not part of the original thread he is from a completely unrelated thread on 4chan years before the spider blender. all wrong and repost. also not even WTF worthy.

penny013 · 7 months

The little hairs on a tarantula are like slivers of glass. I would love to see this ass drink one down. Plus some breeds can still have poison in the glands. :)

RoccoA87 · 7 months

You have to be a stone cold bastard to do that.

bangzoomstraitmoon · 7 months

I guess it's a twist on a fuzzy navel, then.

iratusamuru · 7 months

Video footage or it didn't happen

skrybll · 7 months

Dude he ment the blue tequila......

Bl00mp · 7 months

Taranchula's are pets. This is like putting a kitten in a blender.

KC-53 · 7 months

Won't the damn hairs on the spider destroy your throat!?

Mechanicalmind · 7 months

I will NEVER have a milkshake anymore.

hudony · 7 months

I can't believe he put bananas in it...

aldokills · 7 months

Sorry bro, had to downvote, I HAVE A SPIDER OF MY OWN.

Tim_Kaiser · 7 months

Reminds me of Cartman.

kettish · 7 months

Clicked, saw the first panel and instruction and promptly "noped" right the fuck back out.

KaptainKershaw · 7 months

NOPE!

omnitarian · 7 months

Personally I like bananas. Make sure they're not chopped too thickly

Yes, make sure you slice them thin. You wouldn't want anything weird and chunky to wind up in there

cIumsythumbs · 7 months

This kills the tarantula.

RedPandaJr · 7 months

at least you know whats in this shake unlike what is in a mcdonalds burger

cobberschmolezal · 7 months

rererererererepost

Ilikehair · 7 months

I prefer heath bars with my arachnids.

Josie02 · 7 months

Animal cruelty! And Human Cruelty, too. What an asshole....

Kolbalt9 · 7 months

That's not the way to become spiderman. I hope the spiders take their revenge.

NeWg3n · 7 months

o.O WHAT?!?!?!?

midkaniggit · 7 months

Eat it to gain its strength!

Greyacid · 7 months

Okay, I'm done, eye gouging time!

ElRubio · 7 months

WHYYYYY???

Monkey-d0g · 7 months

you think this is wrong there is a guy on youtube that eat weird shit and when say weird this shit is fucked his eaten stuff like a live scorpian and that spider in the picture (two different videos) to eating a dead rotting frog

[deleted] · 7 months

I am pretty sure the tiny hairs on its back will fuck you up. They can fire them when scared and they ledge in skin causing all sorts of inflammation and infections.

lacrosse1991 · 7 months

D: would be so pissed if he had actually done that to a defenseless animal

ThiswishIwish · 7 months

Thank you not like I wanted to eat today (or ever again) any way.

GudomligaSven · 7 months

Dear god. That banan is chopped horribly!

Gramage · 7 months

Milkshake powder? All you need is 3 bananas, vanilla ice cream, milk, and maybe a lil tiny bit of vanilla extract. And some Bailey's if you want that extra kick ;)

Disco_Tardis · 7 months

That's it. Permanently hiding from giant spiders...and smoothies.

meleeman13 · 7 months

Won't he die drinking the spider's venom?

SbRh · 7 months

Is is strange that my first thought while reading this was, "That's a food processor, not a blender. What a dumb ass! ಠ_ಠ"

mrconfer · 7 months

This is why I don't have friends. Friends are assholes.

t3h_jream · 7 months

my skin is crawling, even with the knowledge that it wasn't a real spider.

solitaryman098 · 7 months

This would probably be really healthy, though.

[deleted] · 7 months

This is gross and weird, but at least it's not a prank involving live spiders. He killed the thing for me, or used an exoskeleton. I'd be a little grossed out by there's not much I could do.

Except force myself puke on his tarantula.

koolaidman123 · 7 months

I quit life

fizgigtiznalkie · 7 months

cuisinart != blender

shitterplug · 7 months

Spider smoke, don't breathe this...

improssible · 7 months

No longer drinking anything but water. Ever.

christoscamaro · 7 months

Well, guess i'll kill myself today.

puppypicsordie · 7 months

Fuck. That.

gravion17 · 7 months

...it's only fair...they have been devouring our SOULS for eons...bastards.

tangoshukudai · 7 months

I thought the black chunks were oreos!

MalekTaktak · 7 months

Not safe for life.

brokehopefulartist · 7 months

never drinking milkshakes ever again

Born2BGinger · 7 months

As soon as I saw the spider I thought, " Oh god not again"

pendomatic · 7 months

FOR YOUR HEALTH!

[deleted] · 7 months

you're not the first one to post this.

nickateen · 7 months

Not even REMOTELY ok.

richard_photograph · 7 months

scumbags steve's personal milkshake guide for guests

Greasy · 7 months

Relevant

tinabear · 7 months

F THAT

iheartinfected · 7 months

haha 90% of us eat meat, why not a spider? they be yummy

tophat_jones · 7 months

What a fucking creep. I hope he choked to death on spider vagina.

Beyondthelimit · 7 months

This is like sweeny todd as a child.

KirbyStyle · 7 months

I keep tarantulas as pets. The though of eating one is gross tho.

Volker_Metal · 7 months

If someone fed me a spider, believe that they would know what shit tastes like.

Jacosion · 7 months

Hork!

[deleted] · 7 months

Never eating a smoothie again, I guess.

dildostickshift · 7 months

bughhhhhhh

GGBVanix · 7 months

I was drinking a yummy Booster Juice... now it tastes awful. Thanks. :(

allyraptor · 7 months

OH GOD NOPE NOPE NOPE

SynthPrax · 7 months

I can't stand smoothies. They're always sticking bananas up in 'em. Blegh!

michaelhayato · 7 months

My favorite part is the 3rd pic where the spider is looking at the milk like "NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE"

WTF

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