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[–]OneOnTheLeft 16 points17 points ago

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[–]BFSkinner 1 point2 points ago

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Are you clinging tenaciously to my buttocks?

[–]Allurex 17 points18 points ago

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dat ass

[–]Tealize 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't even tell it was an ass at first..

[–]Vexanadu 3 points4 points ago

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Bricks were not shat, bricks were stopped!

[–]AverageAlien 2 points3 points ago

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Then crushed into diamonds before being shat.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Can he poop at all?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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not without shattering the toilet

[–]OhHiDoggie 9 points10 points ago

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His ass looks so fucking mean... ANGRY SHITS! ANGRY SHITS I TELL YOU!!!

[–]zentenai 3 points4 points ago

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Mmm... chicken... wait ohgodNONONONONONO

[–]tykel 2 points3 points ago

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He 7-zipped his ass!

[–]mrpopenfresh 2 points3 points ago

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His hamstring need work.

[–]Aurelii 14 points15 points ago

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[–]redkey42 5 points6 points ago

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What is this clip from?

[–]missavanna 12 points13 points ago

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Castle!

[–]G1az3d 7 points8 points ago

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Arrested Development

[–]ThisRiverisWild 13 points14 points ago

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Uncharted

[–]dbus08 10 points11 points ago

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firefly

[–]Lemonhead663 8 points9 points ago

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Doctor horrible

[–]normalboy 4 points5 points ago

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Battletoads

[–]Achieve_Nirvana 1 point2 points ago

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Lost

[–]Janake 1 point2 points ago

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Peter Pan

[–]Possession_Sound 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit

[–]miker37a 0 points1 point ago

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Stop My Ass is On Fire

[–]amykuca -1 points0 points ago

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Willy Wonka

[–]sillyrabbits -1 points0 points ago

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Imgur

[–]ChevyBMX -1 points0 points ago

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Random site and show

[–]sfacets 1 point2 points ago

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But ...um.

[–]strdg99 1 point2 points ago

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Think he looks like a freak right now... wait till he comes off those 'roids.

[–]Bluuper 1 point2 points ago

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buttttttttt

I know right?

[–]shponglespores 1 point2 points ago

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that's disturbing.

[–]vanakkafuckyou 1 point2 points ago

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could literally crush your dick.

[–]fish10113 1 point2 points ago

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Looks sorta like a chicken....

[–]alahofogatron 1 point2 points ago

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that man would be outstandingly safe in a prison shower

[–]StavTheImpaler 4 points5 points ago

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Damn, as a former bodybuilder that dudes conditioning is what we strive for. DEM STRIATED GLUTES.

[–]JJRAS 0 points1 point ago

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im training for my 3rd show soon. and i can only hope to have ripped glutes like that

[–]Umtard 3 points4 points ago

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WHY?!

[–]JJRAS 7 points8 points ago

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well, bodybuilding, for competitions, is based on many things. One of the biggest things we try to achieve is conditioning (very low body fat). The human body naturally stores more fat in the buttocks. When you get to the point where youre ass has no fat on it, you know your are truly lean. And if your ass is shredded, well then the rest of you is too and youll look amazing on stage. Conditioning can even over shadow mass in a lot of cases. Guys that are 180 lbs and super diced can look better than guys that are 195lbs and not quite as lean.

[–]Umtard 10 points11 points ago

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Well that was very informative. Don't you ever worry that your body is meant to have fat though?

[–]JJRAS 7 points8 points ago

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well yea, thats why its so difficult. The human body is meant to store fat. We were meant to live in the wild and rely on fat stores to survive. Which makes it even more impressive in the bodybuilding world to attain that kind of conditioning. Mind you, its not super healthy, and this conditioning only lasts really maybe a few days. We cut water a day before a competition, which also gets rid of that little bit of subcutaneous fat under the skin. We're well aware thats its not 100% healthy. The moment u get off a stage though you begin to restore fluids by chugging some water. That condition is only meant to be held for a short period of time. And by the looks of that photo that guy has posing trunks on, so he's probably cut his water in that pic too to look extra shredded

[–]BardicSpoon -3 points-2 points ago

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Wow. Well whatever your into. I hope you realise though that the only people it actually impresses are other bodybuilders and the judges at shows. To everyone else it just looks comical, and I really think I were in your shoes I'd have to ask myself if all that effort and sacrifice for little to no point, other to win best in show, was worth it. It's not even a matter of attractiveness, just that it seems a pointless effort. Then again I'm not you. If you want to keep risking your health its your body after all.

[–]JJRAS 6 points7 points ago

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Ive heard this argument and variations of it so many times. To each their own man. I'll start by saying though i am the kind of guy who competes at like 180lbs, im not what people would consider a "freak", although I myself am impressed by the freakish dudes. Alot of sacrifice goes into that. So I will say, and I'll try not to sound arrogant, but when your someone my size and get in great shape, it does impress other people, not just body builders and judges. I will say there are in fact plenty of ladies who find it attractive. And to even go further with impressing people. Lets say your someone who plays in a beer league, hockey, baseball whatever. You enjoy that. Who are you impressing other than other players who play with you? Do you care? prob not, because you enjoy it and it makes you happy. Same goes here. We love the challenge and seeing how the body can be transformed fascinates us. That makes me happy. I dont get that same kind of satisfaction from my everyday real life job.

But enough of that. As for health concerns....I'm aware. But who doesn't have a vice nowadays? I can tell you i very rarely drink alcohol, i dont do drugs, i dont smoke, i rarely eat bad food. So is it any better to get shit wasted bombed every weekend, eat 2 quarter pounders and pass out? Fun mind you, i know. ive been there in the past. But is that any healthier?

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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He knows this. Are you really that stupid that you think he doesn't?

[–]slurpme 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed that photo has "competition day" written all over it...

[–]Strumpetincinerator -1 points0 points ago

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Only if you want to do little things like survive beyond one missed meal.

[–]huonoja_neuvoja 3 points4 points ago

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This is something I hear lots of american average, normal fat, people say surprisingly the average bodybuilder could survive dozens, maybe hundreds of missed meals! This is because the body can also metabolize muscle mass. TMUK

[–]kungtotte -2 points-1 points ago

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But you look like silly putty.

[–]pissflap 1 point2 points ago

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i would really like to suck out this man's asshole.

[–]CeanSonnery 18 points19 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]BUBBA_BOY 8 points9 points ago

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pissflap is a cranky asshole, but holy fuck are there a lot of gems in his shitpile.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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my word

[–]monkeysthrowpoop 1 point2 points ago

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I almost had something clever to say - butt, nothing comes to mind.

[–]JJRAS 2 points3 points ago

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don't be an asshole, think of something nice to say

[–]MrFister9 1 point2 points ago

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you want me to just pull a compliment out of my ass?

[–]JJRAS 3 points4 points ago

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yes, im sure you can whiff one up in a jiffy

[–]hfv01 0 points1 point ago

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I cant think of anything ass of now...

[–]JJRAS 0 points1 point ago

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well calm down, you dont have to make a stink about it

[–]charlieADAMS 1 point2 points ago

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guys stop talking shit

[–]solstice38 -1 points0 points ago

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This started out strong, and died down to a whiff.

[–]yogurt920 0 points1 point ago

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r/fitness needs to see this.

[–]Jack92 0 points1 point ago

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That man has a giant praying mantis living inside his back

[–]emilylime4 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that was his front and that his arms were behind his back. Not sure if it's better to know that's his bum.

[–]jshurwitz 0 points1 point ago

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He's obviously just being a grasshopper for Halloween

[–]imahugger 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]Lucifers_Friend 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of The Fly!

[–]nissanator 0 points1 point ago

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I bet his penis now a mangina.

[–]Miora 0 points1 point ago

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I couldnt even tell if that was an ass or a weird growth...

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

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huwat in the fuck.

[–]hasworktodo 0 points1 point ago

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Girl look at that body!

[–]eXtreme98 0 points1 point ago

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The real life Malphite, folks.

[–]happyFelix 0 points1 point ago

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more like hemorrhoids.

[–]nang_bot 0 points1 point ago

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Eats coal... Shits diamonds!

[–]SealCubClubbingClub 0 points1 point ago

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Happened when i ate a turkey whole too :/

[–]Frigidor 0 points1 point ago

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Dat Tire.

[–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

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This is something that rarely happens for those who try steroids. More like extreme cases.

[–]RandomRobot 0 points1 point ago

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Is that front or behind?

[–]r0ckarong 0 points1 point ago

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How is looking like this desirable to anyone?

[–]slurpme 2 points3 points ago

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What makes you think the goal is to be desirable???

[–]r0ckarong -2 points-1 points ago

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Not sure if trolling or have to rephrase question:

Why would anyone want to look like this?

[–]slurpme 4 points5 points ago

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There are a number of reasons but the main one, in this case, is for a bodybuilding competition... The goal is not to look desirable to anyone, rather it's to highlight your physique...

[–]shwashwee -2 points-1 points ago

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The constant flexing and showing off ??

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[–]slurpme 3 points4 points ago

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I'm afraid you've got me here... No idea what you mean...

[–]cfuse 1 point2 points ago

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Before I answer your question, could you please post what you find attractive so that I can heap scorn on it?

People like what they like, there's your answer. You don't have to like what others do.

[–]r0ckarong -1 points0 points ago

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And thus you break the magic that is known as the rhetorical question. Well done.

[–]cfuse 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry, I mistook your razor sharp wit for garden variety intolerance.

[–]r0ckarong -1 points0 points ago

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I can't understand how you would want to do that to yourself but if you do feel free to do so. Just be aware that I will not agree with you. See I "tolerated" you there ... tolerance ... accepting something even though you don't like it. Doesn't change the fact I don't like it. Now you can come back complain to me when I have finished posting my manifesto on the bodybuilder holocaust.

[–]cfuse 1 point2 points ago

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Mapping your own disgust onto everyone else and casting the attraction as tainted itself isn't the model of tolerance you seem to think it is.

It's easy to dislike something on purely emotive, subjective grounds. You've decided to communicate your dislike of both the subject, and those people that like the subject. You've even gone so far as to assume that your position wouldn't be challenged (ie. the rhetorical excuse). What did you think people who didn't concur with you were going to do? It's about as smart as saying "No fat chicks" and then replying to the umbrage of those don't agree by saying "But it was a rhetorical question" - because your position has as much intellectual support as liking one particular flavour of ice-cream over another (ie. you've got nothing more than your own preference to support it).

I'm not asking you to like the same things I do, I'm just asking you to be less of a bitch about putting your own preferences on a pedestal and then pissing off it onto everyone else's.

[–]xNEM3S1Sx 2 points3 points ago

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Its called (Body Dysmophic Disorder)[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder] its pretty much the polar opposite of Anorexia. The person thinks they still aren't built enough, and that they are weak, and that they don't look good; so they keep working out, and keep taking steroids, until they get to this point. Even then, they still think that they are too small in some area. Its a vicious cycle.

[–]DobyClark 0 points1 point ago

Your post just made mre realize I might have this. I am well on my way. 3 years in.

[–]leasereader -1 points0 points ago

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Super.fucking.short.

[–]420Qween -2 points-1 points ago

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Not attractive. At all.