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[–]alliterationactivist 13 points14 points ago

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I don't know why, but this made me laugh extremely hard. Probably just because of the frame where nothing happens

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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That, my friend, is called a "beat panel" (sometimes just "beat"). They're an important part of comedic timing.

[–]Ho_Bear 0 points1 point ago

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beat hehe

[–]northbayray 7 points8 points ago

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"You can't use the pizza oven to prepare the same things you've been using it to prepare for two years now. You have to use the new oven we inexplicably paid $1,000 for."

"They do the same exact thing."

"You still have to use the new one."

[facepalm]

[–]stirfryandnoodles 7 points8 points ago

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YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

[–]BenCelotil 2 points3 points ago

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[–]skytro 0 points1 point ago

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Is that jesse cox by any chance? lol

[–]Occasionally_I_Troll 1 point2 points ago

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"YOU'RE the diction!!!"

[–]crank1000 0 points1 point ago

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I'm printing this a posting it on my bosses door tomorrow while he's gone.

[–]ab103630 0 points1 point ago

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Best. Comeback. Ever.

[–]taumpyteers 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed so hard I think my boss is going to let me go..

[–]inebriates 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe I'm showing my age, but this really reminded me of Red Meat.

[–]spidersthrash 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not even going to give you shit for not linking to the comic directly; I've been looking for this site for about two years, but I couldn't remember the name. I was starting to think I'd just imagined it.

A begrudging upvote for you, fine fellow.

[–]dbarts21 0 points1 point ago

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Hyper...death babies?