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[–]phillibl 15 points16 points ago

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Step 1: Grow a badass beard

[–]TheBigGuyUpstairs 5 points6 points ago

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Step 2: Grow some badass back hair

[–]IdiotLurker 6 points7 points ago

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Damn I seem to have gone out of order.

[–]DastardlyDan 17 points18 points ago

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...that dude brushes like my 2-year-old daughter...

[–]Leo-D 7 points8 points ago

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Your daughter is probably a lumberjack.

[–]DastardlyDan 2 points3 points ago

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She's a lumberjack and she's okay...

[–]darth-tom 2 points3 points ago

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She sleeps all night and she works all day...

[–]itsamario 78 points79 points ago

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THIS...IS...COLGATE!

[–]TheFr1nk 29 points30 points ago

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THIS. IS. TARTAR!!

[–]itsamario 4 points5 points ago

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Damn, you win this round.

[–]ExplainsObviousJoke 11 points12 points ago

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A play on the words, "This is Sparta," from the 2007 movie 300, because the man in the photo looks like Gerard Butler's character King Leonidas.

[–]virulentRant 48 points49 points ago

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No, this is Patrick.

[–]Color_blinded 4 points5 points ago

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At least I found it funny. have an upvote.

[–]drakeamarus 2 points3 points ago

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I second that emotion

[–]CarSalesman 0 points1 point ago

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Motion

FTFY

[–]stupidly_intelligent 1 point2 points ago

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That's the joke.

[–]Magickarpet -1 points0 points ago

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NO, THIS IS SPARTA!

[–]twilightcatlady -3 points-2 points ago

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Fuck, I was gonna say that!

[–]technobrom 30 points31 points ago

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Here is one with the instructions provided.

[–]pyrobyro 1 point2 points ago

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I have this in iphoto. Faces asked if this was me!

[–]technobrom 0 points1 point ago

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If only I could grow a beard that epic.

[–]cgycnd 6 points7 points ago

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Synergy: using excess toothpaste as shaving cream.

[–]ksandifer138 11 points12 points ago

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Someone tell this man about /r/beardporn...And definitely /r/ladyboners too.

[–]Erdem858 3 points4 points ago

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I like the beard

[–]Jspanky84 7 points8 points ago

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No, I have a powered tooth brush that runs on a V8 hemi.

[–]p4bl0 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't knew one could use a javascript engine to run a toothbrush. Really everything is on JavaScript these days!

[–]kausti 10 points11 points ago

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And who is gonna put the Brazzers logo on this and repost it?...

[–]theamazingape 12 points13 points ago

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Hopefully nobody because it is no longer funny

[–]itisnotfunnyanymore 4 points5 points ago

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I can confirm this.

[–]isntfunanymore 5 points6 points ago

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I too, being from the anymore clan, can confirm this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Old. But still cool.

[–]PenguinCowboy 1 point2 points ago

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Laughed the first time. The 37th time? Nope.

[–]lawlshane 1 point2 points ago

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No, that's just being fucking wasteful.

[–]Liquid_Spike 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you, beard loving jackasses.

[–]360walkaway 1 point2 points ago

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Or you could just let Peter North blow his load all over your face.

[–]smguy101 1 point2 points ago

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More like how to brush like Michael J. Fox

[–]MikeRotchitches 1 point2 points ago

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[–]tortuga_de_la_muerte 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Pturd 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand how getting cum all over your face makes you more of a man

[–]Krosscut 3 points4 points ago

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All i could think of was this voice while looking at that....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrSwaA-FAj4

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ddangerdess 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha, I remember this.

[–]GrayStudios 0 points1 point ago

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You beat me to it

[–]io_di 5 points6 points ago

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Old repost is old...

[–]desquibnt 2 points3 points ago

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Is anyone honestly seeing this for the first time right now?

[–]Retanaru 2 points3 points ago

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Yep... >.>

[–]GoingToOhio 1 point2 points ago

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note to self: brush beard with toothpaste

[–]Demon0fTh3Fall 1 point2 points ago

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Sooo...miss entirely?

[–]ccolinn 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Cobek 1 point2 points ago

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Or like my ex-girlfriend. Jesus, if she brushed outside of the shower she had to lean over the sink because she just couldn't figure out how to keep toothpaste in her mouth while using a toothbrush.

[–]TheAceOfHz 1 point2 points ago

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I want to rub my boner all over his beard. Before the toothpaste of course.

[–]scumbagsebby 3 points4 points ago

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Some of us cannot grow such an epic beard :(

[–]Booryan23 0 points1 point ago

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All hail king neckbeard!

[–]DrZicter 0 points1 point ago

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[–]zobee 0 points1 point ago

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That's one big ass head.

[–]JDMjosh 0 points1 point ago

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That's how I brush.. I hated it growing up so I had to force myself to brush.. It's all aggressive And violent.. Get in, get out.. It's nuts.. All our towels have white on the from wiping my face off after.. I just accept it.

[–]alcakd 0 points1 point ago

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"What? Oh. It's tooth paste. No seriously... guys... It's toothpaste. You can even smell it. C'mon seriously?"

[–]Wojonatior 0 points1 point ago

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Does anybody else think he has a huge head?

[–]FrankGrimesJr 0 points1 point ago

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Is that the dude from epic meal time?

[–]ellewar 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me think of this

[–]bitcheslovedroids 0 points1 point ago

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I have the wierdest boner right now

[–]reddinkydonk 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me so sad. Because i can hardly even grow a stubble on my chin. At the age of 25. :(

[–]ConcreteLobotomy 0 points1 point ago

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As part of an on going series where common street fighters demonstrate proper every-day grooming practices.

[–]mdk2all 0 points1 point ago

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Swing and a miss there, Leonidas.

[–]lickthecowhappy 0 points1 point ago

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old as that is, I still almost spit my drink out.

[–]OldManSimms 0 points1 point ago

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All I could think of

[–]markevens 0 points1 point ago

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[–]deputy1389 0 points1 point ago

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REEEEPOOOOOOOOST

[–]evinf 0 points1 point ago

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More like how to brush if you have Parkinson's.

[–]gapleks 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer brush like a sir.

[–]ZeroSobel 0 points1 point ago

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That's how I feel every time I brush my teeth. Frothy minty dentist bukkake.

[–]NiZhoni 0 points1 point ago

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Nothin sexier than a minty fresh beard.

[–]Vivancoser 0 points1 point ago

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Leonidas? Is that you?

[–]a_tension_center 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Neil Fallon is a redditor.

[–]RedditsKittyKat 0 points1 point ago

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TONIGHT WE FLOSS IN HEEEELLLLLL!!!!

[–]Max9419 0 points1 point ago

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more blood is needed

[–]Lol_and_Order 0 points1 point ago

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Originated on MiseTings.com?

[–]4011isbananas 0 points1 point ago

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whoa I just had a flashback to 2007!

[–]TheNiceMan 0 points1 point ago

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I know this guy in Real Life. His Dagorhir name is Ingvar.

[–]eyesofsaturn 0 points1 point ago

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I feel so old. I posted in the original thread on /b/. I put in the archive request.

ಠ_ಠ I have no life.

[–]schroet 0 points1 point ago

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wtf guys why do you repost all the old crap? go to spacedicks or some other stuff, cmon

[–]foffen 0 points1 point ago

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This is exactly how it's like every morning and evening trying to get my 2 year old to brush her teeth. minus the beard.

[–]captainfappin 0 points1 point ago

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beard= badassery no beard= too handicapped to brush your own teeth

[–]sellarrt 0 points1 point ago

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this is how they brush their teeth in sparta. or at least how leonidas does

[–]raltyinferno 0 points1 point ago

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This picture is better with all the text.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BokehBurgher 0 points1 point ago

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How to brush like a man bear.

FTFY

[–]allienicoleable 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BrinaBri 1 point2 points ago

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That was just annoying.

[–]yontartu -2 points-1 points ago

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fuck ya

[–]cornflowered -1 points0 points ago

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then you end up with painful and costly periodontal surgery involving skin grafts for your poor gums..... but hey if that's manly..

[–]somewhatcleverEel -1 points0 points ago

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The necessity of being shirtless while brushing made me chuckle

[–]le_bobcat -1 points0 points ago

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Insanity werewolf?

[–]deef -1 points0 points ago

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This should be called 'how to repost like a man'

[–]JCongo -1 points0 points ago

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Cool in theory... but his skin was probably burning like hell afterwards.

[–]BenCelotil 0 points1 point ago

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Just how sensitive is your skin?

Toothpaste doesn't burn. It's barely even cool.

[–]JCongo 0 points1 point ago

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It starts to sting after a minute or so, if I get messy brushing my teeth.

[–]BenCelotil 0 points1 point ago

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o_O

Stop chewing on your lips.

[–]thatnewguy23 -1 points0 points ago

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are we sure thats toothpaste?....

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He's fucked in the head...

[–]CourtneyStar -2 points-1 points ago

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EpicWashTime perhaps?

[–]AcousticWalrus -2 points-1 points ago

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that looks more like how to brush like a gay porn star taking 5 loads

[–]MBuddah 0 points1 point ago

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^ this guy is an expert.