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[–]onanonanonaonon 16 points17 points ago

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just an FYI, i used to have a job at an ISP selling long range 5GHz wireless products. most of the clients were people who owned farms and wanted to have connectivity all over their property. this meant that some of the RF transmitters we installed we powerful enough to reach 30+ miles away.

now, in low strength doses RF is quite harmless, but a transmitter of that size is very dangerous. and one day, some hikers that were trespassing on one of my client properties came across the fenced off area around one of these said transmitters. they ignored the signs and hopped the fence to go and have a look. the farmer found them later on and they mentioned getting up close with transmitter. the farmer convinced them to go get a check up at the doc and never heard from them again. long story short, there is about a 50% chance that something i was responsible for sterilised two hippies. no joking, there is a very good chance they can't have babies now.

[–]boriszerussian 12 points13 points ago

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They were dumb enough to ignore the signs, natural selection in action.

[–]Crappylaptop 2 points3 points ago

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Be proud.

[–]djtheninja 0 points1 point ago

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How can you protect yourself from that?

[–]You_just_read_this 1 point2 points ago

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Lead underwear.

[–]onanonanonaonon 0 points1 point ago

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don't expose yourself to high power RF...

there is probably some protective gear that you could wear, but the short answer is, don't get up close to a high power RF transmitter.

[–]the_raptor 0 points1 point ago

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They were lucky it didn't boil their eyes.

I always like the way they figured out RF exposure limits.

1) Expose lab animals to RF powerful enough to cook their eye balls. 2) ?????????? 3) Set human exposure levels to a fraction of that and profit.

[–]Siethron 9 points10 points ago

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So that's what happened

[–]EarJerker -3 points-2 points ago

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Actually it was more like this

[–]imtk 5 points6 points ago

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clumping...?

[–]GavinLynches 5 points6 points ago

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I have no idea what urinary clumping is and I never want to find out.

[–]AutoxSG 2 points3 points ago

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this must be where they store the happy fun balls

[–]danielcole 0 points1 point ago

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do not taunt the happy fun ball

[–]Dapwell 2 points3 points ago

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I blame 9gag.

[–]Delicatesther 1 point2 points ago

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One does not simply walk into a governmental experiment...

[–]BillTheBastard 1 point2 points ago

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This is exactly the sort of sign I would put up outside a warehouse full of frozen aliens and their intergalactic caravans.

[–]Itsgoodsoup 1 point2 points ago

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Palm Springs?

[–]gummohumpers[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. Up the road from the art colony.

[–]Itsgoodsoup 1 point2 points ago

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I found that while looking for the fabled Midgetville

[–]gummohumpers[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I have heard the legend, and I too had penchants in seeking such anomalies. One must posses the will, the heart, and the bravery of the lion's hunt, to truly discover the fabled Midgetville. Tis' a journey lad, a journey I too with many foolish knights, have failed...

[–]dollarglis 1 point2 points ago

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Extreme nasal hair?!?! Wait a minute....

[–]420Qween 1 point2 points ago

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"urinary clumps" is the scariest things I've heard in a while.

[–]Ktithra 0 points1 point ago

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Bo Bo-bo Bo Bo-bo Bo approves!

[–]DirtyPillowTalk 0 points1 point ago

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The words 'Extreme' and 'Nose Hair' got me.

[–]Richs1984 0 points1 point ago

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I have an image in my head of trying to piss out a urinary clump. Kinda like the lumps you get in gone off milk

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Consider myself curious