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[–]godofallcows 12 points13 points ago

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Mylittledamon is the greatest thing on the internet since keyboard cat played me off.

[–]YOUR-UNCLE 2 points3 points ago

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[–]yayoranges 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, I don't think I've ever seen anything that deserved keyboard cat more than this.

[–]godofallcows 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why, but Queen was on next in the playlist of that video. I watched it anyway and now my day is better, thank you sir.

Edit Also when did they let you out of prison, uncle? ಠ_ಠ

[–]YOUR-UNCLE 1 point2 points ago

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It was in my favorites playlist. And they didn't actually let me out. Can I stay with you?

[–]godofallcows 1 point2 points ago

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Do you have candy?

[–]YOUR-UNCLE 0 points1 point ago

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Of course. It's in my van though, so why don't you come in and get some.

[–]Rapeburger 16 points17 points ago

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Shit just got way too real. THE BLUE PILL, I WANT THE BLUE PILL!

[–]vaguelyspecific 0 points1 point ago

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I saw all of them, and after mylittledamon, I'm literally about to throw up from laughing so hard.

[–]helgihermadur 0 points1 point ago

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I was raped mentally by the first site. I didn't dare click further.

[–]Lazorbadger 57 points58 points ago

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One does not simply "stumble" upon spacedicks.

[–]Winteriscomingg[S] 22 points23 points ago

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I have just been trying out "random" button, never again...

[–]Lazorbadger 27 points28 points ago

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My apologies good sir. I was unaware such a thing even existed.

[–]Winteriscomingg[S] 25 points26 points ago

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Just because you posted it two times, apology accepted.

[–]FeliciaHardy 5 points6 points ago

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My first and last time I used the random button, I landed in /r/analprolapse. It has since been deleted.

[–]Rabicyn 9 points10 points ago

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OK, I need to get out of the habit of reflexively clicking links in reddit comments. My saving grace is that it's gone.

[–]IchBinLecher 0 points1 point ago

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I almost did the same.

[–]Lazorbadger 13 points14 points ago

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My apologies good sir. I was unaware such a thing even existed.

[–]KillAllTheZombies 1 point2 points ago

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No. You were trying out the "karma" button.

Reddit is worse for those like you.

[–]studmuffffffin 0 points1 point ago

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I thought nsfw subreddits didn't come up on random. I'm probably wrong though.

[–]IchBinLecher 0 points1 point ago

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They recently added an NSFW random.

[–]reddit932 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe he just slipped, tripped, and fell on a spacedick.

[–]I_shat_a_baby 1 point2 points ago

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That wonderful moment when the top comment is exactly what you thought it would be

[–]TerrynAsaurus-Rex 0 points1 point ago

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Love your username, but the honey badger doesn't give a shit

[–]Lazorbadger 0 points1 point ago

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Good. Why would I want a honey badgers shit? So gross.

[–]makehermeme 13 points14 points ago

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so this encouraged me to go to /r/spacedicks, wont be doing that again

[–]SecretlyHonest 6 points7 points ago

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I viewed three imgur links. The first was a yellow bell pepper coming out of an anus. The second was crude ms paint of colorful ponies with penises jacking each other off. The second was a male with a fetus up his anus. Not doing that until I forget what's so bad about /r/spacedicks

[–]vonshavingcream 3 points4 points ago

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yeah .i went there by accident the other day .. The link I clicked on was a camel having its throat cut. I am never going back there again.

[–]Redbandit33 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this same exact video during my first visit. I forgot how long it took to feel happiness again.

[–]Roaning 4 points5 points ago

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Why did i only go AFTER i read your comment?

[–]InputSolution 0 points1 point ago

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I expected far worse. Not as scary as I expected but definitely fucked up

[–]IchBinLecher 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for letting me know, so that the curiosity has disappeared, shriveled up, and died.

[–]mcderps 9 points10 points ago

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Spacedicks... not even once

[–]DragonBonecrusher 0 points1 point ago

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This is exactly what I said. >_>

[–]pharris414 7 points8 points ago

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Wonders whats in r/rspacedicks.. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......

[–]AddictiveSoup 1 point2 points ago

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What is it, just random fucked up shit?

[–]Calico_Dick_Fringe 3 points4 points ago

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The first and last time I went in there, I saw what looked like a rotting dismembered torso being picked up and removed from the rest of the heap of whatever the fuck it was originally connected to. It was like the innocence of my soul was forcibly raped through a gaping hole in a cardboard box that SHOULD have contained my birthday present. Ever since that day, I've been trying to remember what it felt like to believe in a world where things like kindness and love exist. When I close my eyes, the images of cruelty and human objectification flood my vision, until I see only the sickness of the human infestation.

[–]AppleBlossom63 1 point2 points ago

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Do... Do you need a hug?

[–]Calico_Dick_Fringe 0 points1 point ago

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Yes please. Throw in some homemade cookies, a field of wildflowers to frolic in, a basket of adorable kittens, and an early visit from Santa, and that should JUST about bring me back to normal. :)

[–]NyaR 6 points7 points ago

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Is your intent to have other people look at spacedicks? Fuck you.

[–]SKandola 7 points8 points ago

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At first I was like this.

Then I was like this.

[–]Moertel 4 points5 points ago

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The pizza in the header is still the most amazing, yet terrifying thing I've ever seen

[–]sylvrtortus 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, internet...

[–]Bramrod 1 point2 points ago

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wow.. the shit you never knew existed.. and never wanted to know.

[–]InputSolution 1 point2 points ago

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Yet somehow I feel more powerful from seeing it

[–]BenCelotil 2 points3 points ago

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"Wear it like an armour, and it can never be used to hurt you."

[–]brcreeker 1 point2 points ago

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"Bastard!"

[–]kungtotte 1 point2 points ago

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The first time I went to /r/spacedicks, the first image I opened was a photo of an uncircumcised penis with a pair of glass eyes stuck inside the foreskin, so it looked like some kind of googly-eyed penis monster was looking at you. That was humorous, so I clicked another link.

Then I stopped clicking links.

[–]MasterAndMargarita 1 point2 points ago

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People hating on spacedicks are awful, its like a little 4chan right here on reddit.

[–]meatbowling 4 points5 points ago

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Spacedicks have made my life so much more interesting. Now I dream about shit and cutting people up.

[–]CornflakeJustice 1 point2 points ago

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Nobody really hates on /r/spacedicks mostly they just don't really know how to handle it when they come across it, often ending up with a moment of thoughtless contemplation and a hasty retreat!

[–]jesuscthulhu 0 points1 point ago

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You stumbling upon caused me to search for it. This is when I realized I didn't have R/happy under my reddits anymore and had t settle for something lesser.

=(

[–]glasswings1 0 points1 point ago

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Oh sweet jesus O_o I curiously checked that out, and I am now scarred for life...

[–]whoadizzle 0 points1 point ago

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OH HELL NO...

[–]erosefitz 0 points1 point ago

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One does not simply stumble into a space dick.

[–]erosefitz 0 points1 point ago

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oh fuck my bad. I didn't read the comments before posting

[–]Kersten_ 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, Captain Jack... You're so dreamy.

[–]Mark_Lincoln 0 points1 point ago

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It is a new low.

I never thought something could make 4chan seem decent and intelligent.

[–]davisaps 0 points1 point ago

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because you posted this i went to check it out... NEVER AGAIN.

[–]umphish41 0 points1 point ago

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seriously....spacedicks is the most abnormal website on all of the interwebz

[–]BenCelotil 0 points1 point ago

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How could it be such awful place when the creator has such a classy business card?

[–]TheKelvinator 0 points1 point ago

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It seems like every week and a half there's somebody making the front page with "uh oh guys spacedicks is gross" posts, how has everyone not already discovered this subreddit?

[–]Crackerjacksurgeon 0 points1 point ago

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Entirely too long a pause before getting the fuck out.

[–]Dockboy 0 points1 point ago

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When Cpt. Jack runs to the left, say out loud "Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!"

Hilarity ensues.

[–]LegendaryPeanut 0 points1 point ago

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And this is why you are too weak for the internet.

[–]JerkyMcDerk 0 points1 point ago

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Humoron.com frightens me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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funny how people make posts about being traumatized by /r/spacedicks, only to cause more redditors to get traumatized by it.

[–]DragonBonecrusher 1 point2 points ago

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It's really not that bad... /voiceofsatan

[–]Venguard 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god... OH GOD!

[–]bluemonkeys5 0 points1 point ago

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I ran out a lot faster then that my first time.

[–]Itchy_Asshole 0 points1 point ago

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You're preaching to a choir, buddy.

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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I'll be damned if that isn't how I react every single time.

[–]CaptDurag 0 points1 point ago

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i think my brain exploded

[–]yayoranges 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly thought everyone just liked having something to complain about, thinking that there was no way it could be that bad. I was corrected.

[–]dingle_hopper1981 0 points1 point ago

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What the heck is /spacedicks about anyway? What's the sub for? I don't get it…it's a dick and pizza…and weird shit. what's it about?

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Every post in r/wtf 14coms 289pts 6dys funny
Captain Jack. 0coms -1pt 14dys GifSound

source: karmadecay

[–]KFitz 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't help myself... I had to see what spacedicks was. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[–]AbandonedIdentity 0 points1 point ago

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This is probably the best reactionary gif I have ever seen. Spacedicks is a fucking scary place. I shall not venture there again.

[–]gurtinu 0 points1 point ago

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If you didn't already know about them, /r/How I feel when and /r/reactiongifs.

[–]iamstarwolf 0 points1 point ago

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I will forever upvote this gif, regardless of the context

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Hee hee! Thus Captain Jack had to resort to /r/aww and give up the rest of his days as I pirate in order to get the unknown horror from his mind.

[–]pascontent -1 points0 points ago

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One does not simply "stumble upon" /r/spacedicks