This is pretty definitive I guess we were wrong.

ThatCrazyViking · 7 months

They are so right!

I'll be right back, I need to pee.

Abedeus · 7 months

Water circulation, how does it work?!

In other words, water comes in, pee comes out, you can't explain that!

sanescience · 7 months

The stupid, it BURNS! WHY DOES IT BURN?!

keyree · 7 months

Landover Baptist is satire. Landover Baptist is satire. Landover Baptist is satire. Landover Baptist is satire. Landover Baptist is satire.

oOkeuleOo · 7 months

please be satire

m0arcowbell · 7 months

Cant argue with that logic...

firebolt22 · 7 months

This is cute, in a way.

slackerdc · 7 months

Pretty sure this is a joke but if not then...

Boomer420 · 7 months

How... how can you be this stupid?

Msj2705 · 7 months

Assuming their logic...

That the population of earth was 6 billion since formation, and that all the water was there from the beginning... and that water, once consumed, will never come back...

Then in 3million years we would have used only 6 times the amount of water on earth, not 9.5 times...

Not only is their logic very skewed, but so is their math.

Nincro · 7 months

Has that motherfucker heard of the water cycle?

monkeyboy7893 · 7 months

because there was never any more water in the oceans than there is now.

3885Khz · 7 months

This must be a joke!

scrogu · 7 months

I lost count of how many different ways this is wrong.

robopilgrim · 7 months

Allow me to introduce my good friends Sat and Ire.

gnomishmidgets · 7 months

Do people just go through the archives and repost everything?

BigBoss18 · 7 months

the worlds population didn't reach 1 billion untill 1800.. according to this there have been 6 billion people on the planet for 3 billion years...

TodTheTyrant · 7 months

i'm shocked by the fact that this guy can use scientific notation

thestraylightpun · 7 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/faq#OverdoneSubmissions

xylex · 7 months

Still waiting for "Proving atheists wrong with science #2"!

[deleted] · 7 months

TIL Christians don't piss. I knew they were full of shit, but this is news to me...

DK_Meister · 7 months

repost and Poe's law all in one. no karma for you

hallaa1 · 7 months

Their ignorance makes me weep for humanity.

nicholasalexander · 7 months

watertables for christians.

Julius5060 · 7 months

Because obviously your piss isn't a liquid.

Keskasidvar · 7 months

So...yeah...let's just throw the water cycle out of the window, right?

erty768 · 7 months

I haven't facepalmed that hard in a VERY long time.

DudeWithTheNose · 7 months

The Law Of Conservation Of Mass. Learn It.

s_m_f_a_h · 7 months

Have they never seen Magic School Bus?

edcross · 7 months

Because, no organism, has ever, in the history of the world, pee'd.

ablecraft · 7 months

There has not been 6 billion people consistently throughout all of history.

geargirl · 7 months

Relevant

Overrwatcher · 7 months

Because life 3 billion years ago LIVED in the water, not drank it.

Milhouse_is_a_meme · 7 months

Makes sense,

The human population was still 7 billion people 3 million years ago right?

Rflkt · 7 months

And everyone knows that once you drink water it's gone forever. Amirite?

TheDisillusionist · 7 months

Wow, did this guy actually replace urination with intelligent pre-hydration

ThomasCollins · 7 months

I don't think water works the way they think water works.

xmmt123 · 7 months

So given that we all consume 2L per day and only consume and never expel water. Does he mean that by the time a person reaches 18 they contain 1872 Liters of water inside them, thus each individual will weight approximately the same as an automobile.

Wow the stupidity.

logical_failacy · 7 months

Goddammit, stop posting/upvoting satire. Or at least quote The Colbert Report and play it off as stupid republicans. I'm not a fan of aggressive theists, but the majority of them who are smart enough to cite sources are smart enough not to try to fight this battle.

mjgeis · 7 months

Functionally retarded troll is functionally retarded.

ICrimsonI · 7 months

lemme pee into this cup and measure the amount of water in it, boil it so the water becomes steam and collect it into a cup here, then throw that water into a lake. then drink some water from said lake. andddddddd redo entire process.

SGNick · 7 months

Oww..... OWWWWWW!

Karrottz · 7 months

People have totally existed for 3 billion years.

mobyhead1 · 7 months

What a maroon.

Skurry · 7 months

It's even worse than that. Most of the Earth's water is salt water, which you cannot drink! And think of all the other animals that drink water, too! There is only one explanation: GOD is refilling out fresh water resources! This also proves the Great Flood.

Checkmate, atheists!

repsDTGdaily · 7 months

This is satire, made by an atheist. No offense but please stop re-posting this. Probably the 383843489th time its been posted.

Adalmus · 7 months

Humans have obviously existed for some billion odd years, right? While we're at it, screw the water cycle, too. That's all atheist propaganda. /endsarcasm

PerthroXIII · 7 months

Confused Jackie meme, FUUUUUUUUUU

Anzai · 7 months

So if we work out how much water there is left and the growth of population from now, we should be able to accurately predict Armageddon.

God gave us just enough water to see us through until the rapture!

Amaelamina · 7 months

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Riku98523 · 7 months

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=64512

It's like talking to a wall sometimes. Enjoy this thread of crazy lol.

Rizuken · 7 months

Cuz we all know that population charts show that there have been 6 billion people for that long.

420Qween · 7 months

Damn! Looks like I now have to abandon my thought processes for the correct way of life!

[deleted] · 7 months

They sure showed us.

FreeThinker76 · 7 months

How about using science to prove Noah's Ark wrong? If it rained for 40 days/night and flooded Earth, where did all that rain water come from, magic? TaaDaah!

seriousSeb · 7 months

Why do Religious people always try and prove us wrong with one of the few things we can most certainly prove right.


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