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[–]doubleyoshi 62 points63 points ago

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I came to the comments hoping people would come up with variations on Mr. T's thoughts. You have disappointed me Reddit.

[–]epicGOPfail 50 points51 points ago

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[–]bamdrew 11 points12 points ago

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[–]enkeljohn 22 points23 points ago

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[–]egodeath92 2 points3 points ago

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Not enough cats, sorry.

[–]Solotalent 5 points6 points ago

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TCEPTION

[–]dreamleaking 1 point2 points ago

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this isn't canvas bro

[–]thegivenday 123 points124 points ago

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Is he in knead of pussy?

[–]Hobbes4247791 45 points46 points ago

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[–]Se7en_Sinner 8 points9 points ago

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[–]makesthings_awkward 7 points8 points ago

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We knead more puns to dough out here.

[–]thegivenday 6 points7 points ago

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It's the yeast we can do.

[–]Aaronj24680 1 point2 points ago

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This post is swheat.

[–]eponysterical 1 point2 points ago*

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checking bun thread; resumes getting baked.

Edit: I had a one night stand with a Munchkin® ask me anything.

[–]promonk 1 point2 points ago

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Don't listen to the naysayers, thegivenday. You're brilliant, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[–]Homeyjojo 2 points3 points ago

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Zing

[–]RorschachDR1 65 points66 points ago

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I kinda want to see that gif without the Mr. T thing.

[–]Sisaac 114 points115 points ago

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I'm not sure of its name, but there's a tumblr full of gifs of that cute kitty. Went to the comments to see if someone had posted it yet.

EDIT: Found it!

[–]abbeyinreallife[S] 55 points56 points ago

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Ah! I love Pusheen the Cat. <3

[–]virtyy 30 points31 points ago

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how fat is that fucking cat jesus

[–]abbeyinreallife[S] 11 points12 points ago

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Quite. :) That's what makes Pusheen cute!

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[–]abbeyinreallife[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I bet! Baha. I've seen him quite a few times before, but only today did I learn his name. :)

[–]Mister_Kitty 34 points35 points ago*

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Fucking Cat Jesus is my favorite of all the Jesuses.

Edit: added fucking

[–]Klaveir980 1 point2 points ago

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Ah we both adore Cat Jesus, our one true messiah! You must join me one day at Cat Mass where we all lounge around on magazines and play with string!

[–]FCKSQUATCH 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking Cat Jesus is my favorite of all the Jesuses Jesi.

fixed.

[–]IROK 0 points1 point ago

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The correct pluralization is Jesopodes

[–]justaguess -2 points-1 points ago

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C'mon!? Baby Jesus! Because he's a baby.

[–]Sisaac 1 point2 points ago

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So you can punch him?

[–]nottoobadguy 1 point2 points ago

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weed jesus!

[–]bysloots 1 point2 points ago

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[–]StormKid 0 points1 point ago

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Don't be rude! Cat Jesus in not that fat!

[–]darklooshkin 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe Cat Jesus suffers from water retention?

[–]UDNTNOME 18 points19 points ago

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Went there before but haven't checked it in a while.

[–]thewatchtower 7 points8 points ago

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I don't see no Applejack on there.

[–]UDNTNOME 8 points9 points ago

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what are to talking about?

[–]Banditosaur 4 points5 points ago

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I'm so confused

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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God damn it...can't you keep that where it belongs?

[–]Foofnar 5 points6 points ago

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I think I've found a new favorite site.

[–]raffytraffy 7 points8 points ago

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this is delightful.

[–]walrusii 2 points3 points ago

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But all the merchandise is targeted for females! Total crap.

[–]Sisaac 7 points8 points ago

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You're not manly enough to own a Pusheen plushy? Son, i'm dissapointed.

Also, there are T-shirts for men, and the pins are pretty much unisex.

[–]bysloots 1 point2 points ago

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oh fun! this woot shirt was what I thought the gif was referencing. I am glad there are more adorable baking kitties in the world.

[–]gummohumpers 1 point2 points ago

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Instant follow.

[–]DooDooRoggins 1 point2 points ago

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When I click this Peerblock blocks USA.gov.

[–]Sisaac 0 points1 point ago

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Pesky USA spies, with your fat kittens gifs and merchandise full of microphones.

[–]tryharderyou 1 point2 points ago

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I was listening to pandora when I clicked on that link. A gif of Pusheen was bouncing to the beat of the song I was listening to and it just made my day. Tip o' the hat to you good sir!

[–]Durpadoo -1 points0 points ago

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He's wearing a Mario cap standing on the ground of a Sonic level. -_-

[–]BHGrunge 30 points31 points ago

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[–]432 6 points7 points ago

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i feel high

[–]mindcandy 14 points15 points ago

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Then, you'll like this version.

credit to Ajjex

[–]Tr33 1 point2 points ago

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AMAZING

[–]prefonberry 1 point2 points ago

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I think this combo is a little better

[–]Kief_Eater 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]Shimster 0 points1 point ago

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Love it :) thankyou

Woke the girl friend up though she is not so happy :p

[–]FrankCraft -1 points0 points ago

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People made a gifsound website when YTMND has been around for ages?

[–]mindcandy 0 points1 point ago

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I believe gifsound.com was made as a reaction to this http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ib4bk/can_you_get_gifs_with_sound/

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Se7en_Sinner 12 points13 points ago

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Template for anybody who wants to give it a try.

[–]rageaholiccc 6 points7 points ago

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[–]silent_p 5 points6 points ago

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[–]lasalvavida 19 points20 points ago

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[–]SirGal-I-had 0 points1 point ago

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Inception??

[–]NotCleverWithNames 0 points1 point ago

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yes

[–]dvfaa 9 points10 points ago

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Gotta love Pusheen

[–]mohsin1000 22 points23 points ago

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Pound that, Pussy

[–]phoneau 21 points22 points ago

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I seem to remember Mr. T daydreaming about something else.

[–]leo986 2 points3 points ago

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What else would he think about?

[–]Kief_Eater 1 point2 points ago

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This had better not be another one of those secret pony threads.

[–]phoneau 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't it, but there may or may not be one elsewhere on this page.

[–]ElegantNess 4 points5 points ago

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All those fools he's pitied.

[–]random_cat_facts 3 points4 points ago

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Did you know that cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No, I did not know that. Me-wow! Thank-you random_cat_facts, you are a hero!

[–]Rufflemao 8 points9 points ago

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...is that a pussy kneading dough?

[–]UDNTNOME 10 points11 points ago

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Must be a gold digger then...

[–]callipygian_idealist 6 points7 points ago

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Bitch batter have my money.

[–]just_cant_sleep 1 point2 points ago

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makin biscuits :]

[–]raffytraffy 1 point2 points ago

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adorable.

[–]a_cat_not_a_puppet 1 point2 points ago

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And that's why donuts are so delicious.

[–]Abelincolnsghost 1 point2 points ago

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wow....i would have guessed "pitying fools"

[–]Chef_of_Excellence 1 point2 points ago

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An Excellent Dream

[–]brokecollegestudent 1 point2 points ago

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I've always thought that cats look like they are kneading pizza dough. This confirms my suspicion.

[–]SlimPikinZ 1 point2 points ago

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He's thinking; "I pity the food!".

[–]VitalSigns 1 point2 points ago

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Ahhh yes, dreaming about kneading pussy!

[–]sggrant323 1 point2 points ago

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Clicked this expecting to see fried chicken and watermelon.

[–]gsfgf 1 point2 points ago

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Whatcha thinkin about Mr. T?

Oh, I dunno. Fool pityin' stuff I guess.

[–]Registar 1 point2 points ago

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Probably about eating my balls.

[–]earbox 0 points1 point ago

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Came for ball-eating...was not disappointed.

[–]awesosaur 1 point2 points ago

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I want this coloring book...

[–]abbeyinreallife[S] 1 point2 points ago

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So do I! How cool would it be if they made a meme colouring book?

[–]radpants 0 points1 point ago

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K, so this is the best idea ever. Is this a thing? Can it be a thing?

[–]abbeyinreallife[S] 1 point2 points ago

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As far as I know, it's not a thing, but LET'S MAKE IT A THING! :D

[–]radpants 0 points1 point ago

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YES! Let's do this!

[–]abbeyinreallife[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It should include all of the advice animals, rage faces, and such, don't you think? :) Like, it could have templates of rage comics, and you have to write in what they're saying! Or you add the caption to pictures like success kid. :D

[–]Shallapadoo 1 point2 points ago

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So I just stared at this for about fifteen minutes.

[–]abbeyinreallife[S] 0 points1 point ago

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When I first saw it, I laughed for about as long.

[–]Phatnoir 1 point2 points ago

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That cat is making biscuits.

[–]TheShar 1 point2 points ago

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pussies banging on his dough

[–]Mike_TV 1 point2 points ago

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[–]PurplePotamus 1 point2 points ago

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A Mr. T coloring book? I MUST HAVE.

[–]Mrs_T 1 point2 points ago

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I can confirm this......

[–]CowplusCowequalsCows 1 point2 points ago

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He is having a nightmare about flying. He is also feeling pity towards other fools who may like to fly.

Then he woke up, took a piss, got back in to his warm bed and dreamed about kittys.

He's just a man, a man who loves kitty-kats... and isn't that what matters?

[–]booooooooooooosh 0 points1 point ago

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Probably daydreaming about his missing ball. He pities the jewel.

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think I've ever once been in a comfortable hammock.

[–]epicGOPfail 0 points1 point ago

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God damn it, i always suspected Mr T a redditor with a feline fetish

[–]Darkencypher 0 points1 point ago

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Pussy takes all the dough anyways

[–]Selleri 0 points1 point ago

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He usually dreams of foolin', and the pitying thereof

[–]Fuipui 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly thought he was dreaming about his new resturaunt, with the slogan "I pity the foo who be eatin' my food!"

[–]texasfight1987 0 points1 point ago

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Blubber Lang?

[–]Orthae 0 points1 point ago

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I bet mr t is actually dreaming about "da fools" and how he "pidys" them.

[–]Sky_Dome 0 points1 point ago

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I kitty tha food!

[–]odif 0 points1 point ago

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He pities da foo who thinks what Mr.T is daydreaming about.

[–]holodog 0 points1 point ago

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I was pretty sure he was dreaming about knocking down that chump Balboa.

[–]Atomiswave 0 points1 point ago

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"Stay away from my bins!"

[–]Yeebeme 0 points1 point ago

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What do Mr. Ts dream of, when they take a little Mr. T snooze

[–]caverave 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone ever read the Mr T and me books? They're hilariously full of christian propaganda.

[–]nyquiljunky 0 points1 point ago

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I pity that kitty!

[–]scrappster 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to this song, Me and Bobby McGee , when I clicked this. Seemed very fitting for some reason.

[–]BatmanTheHorse 0 points1 point ago

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he's dreaming about eating my balls.

[–]Brophages 0 points1 point ago

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Pusheen?! On MY reddit?

[–]Kumivene 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so glad that the internet exists, so that this image can exist as well

[–]ace586 0 points1 point ago

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When I clicked on this, I had Foster The People's Torches on the turntable in the background, and Miss You was playing. I highly recommend this audio/visual combination.

[–]daedalus1982 0 points1 point ago

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I KITTY THE FOOD!

[–]jqwertyq 0 points1 point ago

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Oh that mr.t always has pussy on the mind :/

[–]Knifey_McShanker 0 points1 point ago

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Listen to almost any song while watching this and it works out great.

[–]gooruman 0 points1 point ago

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I pity the kitty who makes dough

[–]circuitburner 0 points1 point ago

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The fool he pities, of course.

[–]lmaonaise 0 points1 point ago

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That would be Pusheen the cat, http://pusheen.com/

[–]my_account_is_new 0 points1 point ago

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nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

[–]tryharderyou 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me so happy! _^

[–]gidgetsflow 0 points1 point ago

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Could someone draw mr. T beating down mr. Rogers in the bubble? Call it a favor to a drunk!

[–]hobblyhoy 0 points1 point ago

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Its better when you put it to some music.

For example

[–]bennybadabing 0 points1 point ago

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Cat with no arms uses nipples. Cannot unsee!

[–]FattestN1nja 0 points1 point ago

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That cat has brought new meaning to my life.

[–]palindromic 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to LCD - Someone Great while looking at this.. strangely mesmerizing.

[–]masterhikari 0 points1 point ago

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This cat got me a date.

[–]ZakWolf 0 points1 point ago

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SUSHI CAT! ♥ (Google him)

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[–]bysloots 2 points3 points ago

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for a solid couple of seconds, I thought 'why would Mr. T pity me fool?'

[–]sprankton 4 points5 points ago

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It seems that Mr. T can't spell in his thoughts.

[–]Lapsa -1 points0 points ago

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purrrfect

[–]CndConnection -1 points0 points ago

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Nigga Mr.T is straight up sleeping in that picture, which would mean he is dreaming and not day dreaming.