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[–]BeanGrower 114 points115 points ago

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[–]LordGrey 6 points7 points ago

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Came here to see this response. Thanks.

[–]ShadySteele 2 points3 points ago

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C'mon man, just lettuce be ourselves

[–]SpeedyTaco626 1 point2 points ago

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EpicMealTime shirt?

[–]hogie555 0 points1 point ago

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People hate salad.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

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[–]Velitatio 7 points8 points ago

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This is how cumshot can be shown in any newspaper

[–]Space-Dementia 12 points13 points ago

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[–]comfortableenough 2 points3 points ago

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[–]dozenrozen 1 point2 points ago

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Hmm are you sure those were all men? >_<

[–]GoingFullRetard 1 point2 points ago

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In their defense, coordinating a fork into your mouth is easier than a stream of liquid.

Either that, or I am going full retard again.

[–]Alsttr 1 point2 points ago

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In their defense, it was pretty hot.

[–]TripleJesus 0 points1 point ago

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And then they get mad at us when my book suggests they not teach!

[–]LMAO0OO 3 points4 points ago*

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You don't make friends with salad.

Edit: Win. Fuck. Thanks, animalzhu.

[–]animalzhu 7 points8 points ago

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[–]LMAO0OO 0 points1 point ago

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DAMMIT!! I'm just gonna go throw my modem off of a bridge now. After I edit, that is.

[–]Pturd 0 points1 point ago

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Haha love it I posted this and realised you already had! nice one!

[–]Frankenjim 4 points5 points ago

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Not just a repost. This was a thing for like a week.

[–]CiantGunt 23 points24 points ago

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cool another repost.

[–]NinjaInPlainSight 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for username

[–]CiantGunt 0 points1 point ago

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thank you :)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Whenever my mom used to have dinner parties, I could never tell if everyone was just smiling and laughing (silently) for 100% no reason other than they were actually excited about their meals, or because that is what they thought they had to do from watching so may commercials and shows.

[–]chopedtobits 3 points4 points ago

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You dont make friends with salad

[–]TKDgirl 6 points7 points ago

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[–]CommandADelete 18 points19 points ago

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I remember my first funny salad post.. 3 years ago

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I was thinking about posting the Matrix quote for reposts...but we also did that too many times

[–]loercase 15 points16 points ago

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Reposts, you so funny!

[–]GurkanG 2 points3 points ago

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I've never seen this before..

[–]aiten 2 points3 points ago

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[–]derpinita 0 points1 point ago

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I think OP is aware of that post, somehow...

[–]a_park_bench 0 points1 point ago

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Also here

[–]MADBAKER 3 points4 points ago

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[–]vetmode 3 points4 points ago

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Source here.

Male counterpart

Both have NSFW ads.

[–]ItsAmbsace 1 point2 points ago

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Funnier than yogurt? I think not!

[–]huuuuuge 1 point2 points ago

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Funny is funny no matter when it happens.

[–]Ras_H_Tafari 1 point2 points ago

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No matter how funny it is, You Don't Win Friends With Salad

[–]8serene8 1 point2 points ago

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No one looks like that when eating salad.

[–]captainsaltyballs 1 point2 points ago

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i gave that bitch a salad. bitches love salads

[–]ericgiroux 1 point2 points ago

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negative calories!? omgz lulz!

[–]DubiousPig 1 point2 points ago

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Something about love stories and Twilight. Fuck off.

[–]istyleonwomen 1 point2 points ago

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REPOST. REPOST. REPOST. So un-fresh.

[–]AlphaPot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Kelsomatic 1 point2 points ago

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Don't think I didn't see that piece of broccoli.

[–]mpace965 1 point2 points ago

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Very related. I freaking love Cracked.

[–]TheInsaneDane 3 points4 points ago

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Repost.

[–]Camo4ammo 2 points3 points ago

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Is it the salad that is funny? or the tupperware?

[–]BodkinArrow 0 points1 point ago

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No, it's definitely the fork.

[–]naked_ditchdigger 0 points1 point ago

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I remember the Salad Shooter roller coaster at Six Flags. Man, that was fun.

Good times.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh please don't catch on. There used to be a guy who spammed laughing salad people on 4chan's /mu/.

[–]pseudolobster 0 points1 point ago

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It caught on and subsequently died long ago. This has been reposted to reddit at least 20 times now, over the past two years. Then, we all got tired of it and for the most part forgot about it until someone's grandma posted it to someone's facebook, that person thought it would be a good idea to post it to reddit, and the rest is history.

[–]LadyMurgatroyd 1 point2 points ago

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Peter Griffin as Han Solo. Captain of the Millennium Falcon, and the only actor whose career wasn't destroyed by this movie.

[–]Nebit 0 points1 point ago

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Well at least she doesn't cheat on you with salad like she does with chocolate..

[–]cgycnd 0 points1 point ago

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Notice that none of these women have any friends.

[–]Zachism 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant but with Chocolate

[–]f1rstperson 0 points1 point ago

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The only reason you should be laughing when there is salad on the table is because your friend has to eat it.

[–]abovethebarr 0 points1 point ago

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Any body else read this in Fabrice Fabrice's voice?

[–]NinjaInPlainSight 0 points1 point ago

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They're laughing at all the fat people who actually have to eat it to be healthy, not just for a camera...bitches

[–]H-Resin 0 points1 point ago

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I guess it's confirmed, bitches do love leaves.

[–]buffettsgirl16 0 points1 point ago

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This lettuce is rather unwieldy - The Tick

[–]schoocher 0 points1 point ago

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Picture is a lie.

lower left hand corner is a bowl of fruit and that chick in the lower middle is eating broccoli.

[–]jimmyjoejimbob 0 points1 point ago

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Salad is what food eats.

[–]steviemcfly 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was going to be CheddarMint, and I was going to be really upset.

[–]Kam_Hochstetler 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SupriyaLimaye 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Gramma42ton 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that's how I react as well when I see rabbit food

[–]Timmac 0 points1 point ago

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You should get banned for this.

[–]Wec4evar2 0 points1 point ago

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Trey won't be laughing when I toss their salad on the ground.

[–]Burst_of_Speed 0 points1 point ago

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BROCCORI IS NOT A SARADU!!!!!!!!!

[–]we_love_dassie 0 points1 point ago

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I think I've seen the girl in the bottom left in a porn. But I can't be sure...

[–]EatsBabiesDaily 0 points1 point ago

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Salad is horrible, I am a meat guy all the way.

[–]EOTWAWKI 0 points1 point ago

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I'm eating a salad right now and I'm not even mildly amused.

[–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

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Must be some THC sprayed on them.

[–]Pratty77 0 points1 point ago

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That chick on the bottom right loves tossing salad...

[–]MushuWithEggroll 0 points1 point ago

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You can toss my salad anytime

[–]Big_Ern 0 points1 point ago

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i'll toss any of their salads...

[–]Strangeglove -1 points0 points ago

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Socially Awesome Salad.

Tastes Like Nothing, inanimate Makes Attractive Girls Laugh

[–]MONOTONE_ALLCAPS_GUY -2 points-1 points ago

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THIS IS THE BEST LAUGH I'VE HAD ALL WEEK

[–]KoaliaBear -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Captain_Nachos -1 points0 points ago

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Men laughing alone with fruit salad? Men laughing alone with fruit salad. HAHA, I LOVE THIS FRUIT SALAD HA, ME TOO. SO GREAT. MOST HEARTILY