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[–]flyheight 135 points136 points ago

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Its my rebound relationship after learning about Chuck Norris.

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[–]Rangourthaman_ 3 points4 points ago

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There will be no cursing in 'the Expendables 2' whatsoever. Yeah, thanks there Chuck, you asshole.

[–]Elven6 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't it seem kind of strange that they would buckle to Chuck Norris unless they already had some intention of making the movie PG-13? With all the other stars in the movie it's not like they needed to get Norris especially if it meant bringing things down a notch.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Arnold was the only retro action actor I needed for Expendables 2.

[–]Applebeignet 40 points41 points ago

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Would Liam Neeson jokes work? I'll try one.

Liam Neeson doesn't need to threaten, he informs you of your options.

Nope.

[–]WatchYourTone 52 points53 points ago

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I don't think Liam Neeson needs jokes.

[–]bhindblueyes430 48 points49 points ago*

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[–]greensquares 8 points9 points ago

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That was hilarious.

[–]actionaaron 3 points4 points ago

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Wow this is amazing.

[–]FellerFeller 3 points4 points ago

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I love the way he says "parody."

[–]alphawimp731 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mecrosis 0 points1 point ago

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Hipster Redditor, he loved Liam Neeson before it was cool.

[–]Lampmonster1 1 point2 points ago

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Just need to find a new format.

[–]Pravusmentis 7 points8 points ago

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You mean that he doesn't believe in public education and a hardcore right nut wig?

[–]destroy-demonocracy 5 points6 points ago

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And because he wants to deliberately teach children lies and junk science in schools.

[–]Pravusmentis 1 point2 points ago

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I hadn't seen the post about him on reddit until after I posted this

[–]destroy-demonocracy 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't even know there was a Reddit post regarding him. I just think his academic views are detestable.

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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there was it was called 'this undos everything cool CN has ever done' good more people realize he's a jerk

[–]destroy-demonocracy 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, right. I guess I'm an anti-CN hipster then.

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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me too I see now..

[–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

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I heard about him, the Bible and Mike Huckabee in 2008... But I focused more against Palin by then.

[–]davepople -2 points-1 points ago

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You do know that Liam Neesom is considering converting to Islam right? why is Christianity the greater of two evils to Reddit i wonder?

[–]WatchYourTone 14 points15 points ago

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Dave Chappelle is muslim, he's still my sugarbear.

[–]cupid-stunt 0 points1 point ago

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[–]WatchYourTone 0 points1 point ago

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That's a 403 link.

[–]LuckyAmeliza 0 points1 point ago

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I've had that happen to me before.... add a ? at the end of the link.

[–]WatchYourTone 0 points1 point ago

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You sweetheart.

[–]WatchYourTone 0 points1 point ago

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Also, your username is the shit.

[–]cupid-stunt 0 points1 point ago

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Why thank you.

[–]Zelleth 7 points8 points ago

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But he isn't trying to enforce bible teachings in public schools. What religion Liam is considering is irrelevant.

[–]flyheight 4 points5 points ago

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It isn't, in fact, I'm very much more against Islam as a religion than I will ever be of Christianity but that does not give me the right to reject anyone's beliefs (because of the potential for good in a religion). What Chuck Norris advocates is brainwashing kids with religion which is one of the things I cannot tolerate (and I can see no good coming out of it) while Liam Neeson has done nothing of that sort (Being a jedi, Aslan and Zeus helps too).

TL;DR: What Zelleth said.

[–]Makes_You_Check_Name 25 points26 points ago

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Interesting username.

[–]youngfreckle 14 points15 points ago

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"Wait what? thats not even that- OH FUCK YOU MAN!"

[–]SUMYD 0 points1 point ago

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Because it's in more redditors faces. If I was in the Middle Easy I would hate Islam and the weak minded and severely conditioned would be in my face about that. Atheism is a problem with accepted stupidity....we just get served a lot of the Christian brand over here.

[–]RedditforLent 28 points29 points ago

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He he is on Life's too Short

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqA577_IoBk

[–]IncarceratedMascot 8 points9 points ago

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I love this scene so much.

[–]SpreadShot 8 points9 points ago

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of course its youtube... god dammit... i hate chrome today...

[–]coolnow 3 points4 points ago

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Is it crashing like fuck for you too?

[–]SpreadShot 0 points1 point ago

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yup, there was a thread on the frontpage, they explain what causes this and that Google is aware of it.

[–]coolnow 1 point2 points ago

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My frontpage is heavily customised to filter all the chaff (rage face shit, my girlfriend did this etc) so i must've missed it. Thanks

[–]SpreadShot 1 point2 points ago

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no problem! have fun!

[–]PanFlute 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit, this is awesome.

[–]velkyr 28 points29 points ago

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I actually met Liam Neeson in person, and because of my experience with him, I will always go to see his movies. I will be seeing "The Grey" on tuesday.

Back when I was a kid, I was living on Victoria rd in Halifax, NS, Canada. My parents managed the building we were living in, and they got an application for temporary stay from someone in australia who was going to work on the sub crew for the movie K19: The Widow Maker. They accepted, and when he moved in, became friends with my parents. Anyways, one day, getting ready for school my mom goes "Your not going to school today".

Confused, I took off my coat and went and watched TV. They got me a few hours later, and walked to the port with me (Seriously, a 2 minute walk away). When we got there, we met up with the guy from the sub crew (I THINK his name was Scott. this was many many years ago, and I didn't really know him). He was piling day-old pop into the back of his car (as actors apparently won't drink day-old pop...). He looked at us and said "Just in time!".

He walks us over to where the sub is, and who walks out? Fucking Liam Neeson and Harrison Fucking Ford. I get really excited, and, as I'm still pretty young, run up and say hi. Harris Fuckhead Ford just brushes me off and walks away. What does Liam Neeson do? He comes up, shakes my hand, and says "Do you want a tour of the sub"?

Hells fucking yeah I want a tour of the sub! Best time of my life. This actor, who is probably tired of shooting the same scene multiple times that day (and he did look visibly tired), took time out of his day for someone who admitted they didn't know who he was (I got excited as I loved Harrison Ford, never saw a Liam Neeson movie prior to K19). He signed a homework paper for me, as that was all I had (and lost now :( ), and was really kind.

That's fan-service right there people, despite me, technically, not being a fan. After that, I decided I would see every single movie he was in when it came out in theaters. I have NEVER pirated a Liam Neeson movie. This guy deserves my money for the less-than-30-minutes he spent with me when I was in Junior High.

[–]myhandleonreddit 3 points4 points ago

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Did that extend to playing the whole main quest of Fallout 3?

[–]velkyr 1 point2 points ago

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No?

[–]myhandleonreddit 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, he's your father (game literally starts with your birth and Liam Neeson welcoming you to life) and you spend the whole game searching for him in a post-nuclear wasteland.

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

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I'm....confused

[–]myhandleonreddit 0 points1 point ago

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Yikes. OK, Fallout 3 is a modern video game with voiceovers and a huge gameplay area. Liam Neeson is the voice actor for the protagonist's father that has mysteriously disappeared. Nevermind about the rest!

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

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Ah! Yeah, I played fallout 3, but I didn't realize that was Liam Neeson.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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So, he's an amazing actor, certified badass, AND a nice human being?

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

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Yes sir! And that's why I went to see contraband. I only saw the trailer, and the one of the guys in the trailer looked like Liam Neeson with a similar voice (i couldn't see it, my laptop was twisted to the side so my gf could see it, so it was blurry). I thought it was him, and the next day we went to see contraband.

I'm dead serious where I will give this man my money. If we lost all his money today, I'd fucking help that man out until his next million-dollar movie because a) I respect him that much and b) He showed me how awesome people that are held in high-regard can be, when they can get away with being assholes like Harrison Ford.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think he'll be going down THAT road. But the sentiment is nice of you. I see he's had a huge impact on your life. Just that one act of being awesome to a kid in junior high displays his awesomeness.

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, I never met a star that was so great, and it meant so much more because Harrison Ford snubbed me.

Also, Peter Falk, AKA Columbo, is fucking awesome too. RIP you magnificant bastard.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's commonly said that Keanu Reeves and Elijah Wood are the nicest people in Hollywood. With all the crap that celebrities in general have to face, still being... human, is by itself an accomplishment.

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed. Then again, back when I was in junior high, I don't know if shit like TMZ, Perez Hilton et all were around, so it probably wasn't as bad, and they could actually go places in a small city like Halifax without being harassed by a dozen paparazzi.

[–]srs_house 1 point2 points ago

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Similar reason as to why I'm a big Peyton Manning fan. I was like five when he was a freshman at UT, and I met him at a pre-season dinner they have with all of the football team and coaches and hundreds of fans. I went to get my picture taken and his autograph, and not only does he do all that (as expected), he fucking picks me up! He thought it was pretty cool the next year when I brought the picture back for him to autograph.

Jevon Kearse, played for the Titans, was also pretty cool. Visited my school when I was in 4th grade and a friend and I wore our Colts Manning jerseys. He grabbed one of us in each arm and picked us up. Slightly scary, not gonna lie.

[–]ajaxwhat -2 points-1 points ago

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I saw The Grey on Friday night and thought it was terrible. Very disappointed with the ending. Let me know what you thought of it.

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

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Terrible or not, he's getting my money :P

[–]ajaxwhat 1 point2 points ago

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I just read the comment about staying until after the credits finish. Do that. Tell me what happened. Much appreciated :)

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, will do. If I see it on tuesday that is. Girlfriend wants to see underworld

[–]sachegrande 33 points34 points ago

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My girlfriend (29) has a crush on him.. Dude is 59!!

[–]wewtaco 123 points124 points ago

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I'm an 18 year old straight guy and I have a crush on him. Is that so wrong?

[–]vph 66 points67 points ago

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It's not wrong. But your assessment of yourself seems questionable.

[–]GordonMcFreeman 28 points29 points ago

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I know, he's totally not 18.

[–]graysonkelly 17 points18 points ago

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When a man has a crush on a man, it's called gay.

When a man has a crush on Liam Neeson, it's called being human

[–]Letsgomine 0 points1 point ago

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It would be wrong to not have a crush on him.

[–]Forbizzle 18 points19 points ago

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She might have heard the rumours. (NSFW)

[–]st33d 20 points21 points ago

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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Luke Skywalker once climbed inside it to keep warm

Genius

[–]othaniel 2 points3 points ago

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Hollywood Babble-On is the best.

[–]TheTurgidOne 0 points1 point ago

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Babble the Fuck On, that's the only reason I clicked on the comments to see if anyone referenced this.... and upvote

[–]Combo_Beaker 16 points17 points ago

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problem?

[–]sachegrande 14 points15 points ago

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I guess there isn't one, as long as I can have a crush on Chloe Moretz.

[–]ShakyBonez 22 points23 points ago

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There's only one rule.

[–]Superbird42 3 points4 points ago

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Also no bees!

[–]sachegrande 8 points9 points ago

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They don't allow bees in there.

[–]rILEYcAPSlOCK 5 points6 points ago

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Bees!?

[–]IWantSpaceships 3 points4 points ago

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Gob's not on board.

[–]Asshole_Nord 1 point2 points ago

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Well, she's only 14, but sure.

[–]sachegrande 0 points1 point ago

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Just gotta keep the No Touching rule in effect.

[–]franick1987 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile on 4chan.

[–]ThePieWhisperer 9 points10 points ago

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Dude, I'm a straight male (24) and I have a crush on him.

[–]jimmy_legs 4 points5 points ago

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Same, I'm a 20 year old straight guy and I've had a huge man-crush on him since I saw Taken.

[–]ThePieWhisperer 1 point2 points ago

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No needless gunfights or long choreographed fight scenes just 90 minutes of one man efficiently kicking a boatload of ass.

[–]Hokuboku 6 points7 points ago

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Half of it is the voice. Oh, that voice.

[–]roger_ranter 2 points3 points ago

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Just remind her that he has AIDS.

[–]franick1987 1 point2 points ago

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If only she were younger, amirite?

[–]BossOfTheGame 0 points1 point ago

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dat maturity

[–]dasthegreen 0 points1 point ago

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Yea cause it's Liam Fucking Neeson!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Your point being....? Everyone has a celebrity crush.

[–]_JustinCase 31 points32 points ago

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I think most people have been in love with him since Taken, when he became a really believable every-man and old-badass.

He was also pretty good in Darkman, as an every-man and younger-badass. As well as one of the only tolerable parts of Episode 1.

[–]KhamanV 3 points4 points ago

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I was in love with him since Krull, but then I'm fuckin' old.

[–]LiamNeesonWasInKRULL 8 points9 points ago

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[–]alomomola 0 points1 point ago

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Redditor for four months. Way to play the long game!

[–]SmartPhoneRetard 1 point2 points ago

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I think Rob Roy was where I really noticed him for the first time.

I had seen Darkman as a kid but didn't really notice actors at that age.

[–]Raptormoses75 2 points3 points ago

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Schindler's list, Batman begins, gangs of new york? You on meth?

[–]_JustinCase 0 points1 point ago

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I think I was so taken with Daniel Day-Lewis in Gangs of New York that I forgot Liam was in it completely.

[–]Dutch_Wilkerson 6 points7 points ago

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i know it gets a lot of hate, but i would pay a lot of money for a pod racer movie without squeaky mcnoballs and the flappy annoying rabbit.

[–]_JustinCase 17 points18 points ago

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I'd pay 1 million dollars for a 3DS remake of the N64 podracing game.

[–]Dutch_Wilkerson 9 points10 points ago

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HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT!

i was just playing that last week

Single most under-rated racing game of ALL TIME

[–]Red_Fanatic 1 point2 points ago

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OF ALL TIME.

Seriously though, that shit was insane. I might still have it lying around here somewhere.

[–]TransAm 0 points1 point ago

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Wave race 64

[–]Dutch_Wilkerson 2 points3 points ago

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Well now you just go and prove me wrong don't you

[–]AdonisBucklar 0 points1 point ago

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F-Zero 64.

[–]Dutch_Wilkerson 0 points1 point ago

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DAMMIT YOU SON OF A BITCH

ALSO

VERY FUCKING RELEVANT

[–]myhandleonreddit 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah he was so forgettable as Oskar Schindler that I'm glad he finally got a believable role in Taken.

[–]_JustinCase 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not saying he was bad in that, but I think people fell in love with him after Taken.

[–]Platypuskeeper 0 points1 point ago

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I thought everyone liked him because of Krull? (in the back, next to the cyclops dude)

[–]LiamNeesonWasInKRULL 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Sea-Salt 0 points1 point ago

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No love for him as Qui-Gon, one of the only good things about Phantom Menace? Granted, he's the one who took in Anakin, but had he lived, he coulda smoked that kid's cocky ass.

[–]joylent_green 9 points10 points ago

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also he's got a giant dick.

[–]inferno2113 10 points11 points ago

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I'll just leave this here for you.

[–]joylent_green 1 point2 points ago

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oh yeah, i'm a big HBO fan :)

[–]odintal 10 points11 points ago

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Recently?

Dude won me over with that epic ending to Rob Roy.

[–]naked_ditchdigger 2 points3 points ago

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I suppose Reddit could find lesser men to crush on.

I'm looking at you, Chuck Norris.

[–]drakeblood4 13 points14 points ago

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Clicked for the funny, upvoted for the true.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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He's got a new movie out and the social marketing company is working hard. Seems to be working.

[–]WatchYourTone 7 points8 points ago

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The movie is badassed. Don't be such a cynic.

[–]SoundxProof 2 points3 points ago

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I would perceive it as being a bit more one-sided.

[–]Love_Soup 2 points3 points ago

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Let's seal it with a kiss...I mean an AMA

[–]oaky 2 points3 points ago

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no explanation in the comments. oh well.

[–]numberq4547 1 point2 points ago

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It's ok, I missed it too.

[–]Creepwood 2 points3 points ago

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It's kind of annoying. This whole thing feels forced.

[–]ulzimate 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's just some people who love Liam Neeson's stuff and everyone else jumping on the bandwagon. I personally love the guy but I also feel that this stuff is all over the top.

[–]Creepwood 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah don't get me wrong. He's a talented actor. I love Schindler's List, Rob Roy, Les Miserables, etc. I just think this whole Vin Dieselification of Neeson is just a forced meme trying to happen.

[–]bestbeforeMar91 1 point2 points ago

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OK, so if you could, like, have the choice, you know, between Liam and Gary Oldman, ooooh, which one would you choose?

[–]etherama1 0 points1 point ago

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Liam. Fucking. Neeson. don't get me wrong, i love gary oldman, but Liam Neeson is my nigga.

[–]AllStitchedUp 1 point2 points ago

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Well he is a pure legend! It's hard to find people who don't like him. Best thing to come out of Ballymena!

[–]palonious 1 point2 points ago

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I beg to differ! I've always been a Liam fan!

[–]REEDnSTUFF 1 point2 points ago

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When i saw a post yesterday on the front page with Liam Neeson > Chuck Norris, i was like FINALLYYYYYYY!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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yea cause 5:40

[–]ajaxwhat 1 point2 points ago

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Can someone please ELI5 the new love for Neeson and the hate on for Norris? Plz kthnx!

[–]jvslacker -1 points0 points ago

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what is EL15?

[–]ajaxwhat 0 points1 point ago

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Explain Like I'm 5.

I thought it was a popular subreddit

[–]xAsianZombie 1 point2 points ago

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Which is kinda weird since he said something positive about Islam the other day, you would think Reddit would hate his guts for that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He just said the call to prayer, the azan, was beautiful. Have you ever heard a properly done azan?

[–]xAsianZombie 0 points1 point ago

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Of course

[–]boolean_union 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a bit disappointed in him at present. Turning down the role of Abraham Lincoln, directed by Spielberg, yet still involved in the soon-to-be atrocity of "Battleship?" Not that I've accomplished much of note in life, but I just hold him to a high standard, particularly after being awesome in Schindler's List, Les Misérables, Kingdom of Heaven, etc. It seems like he is taking the low road with superficial action films when I think he has the potential to play increasingly substantial and deep characters.

[–]withfries 1 point2 points ago

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John C Reily is an awesome actor! He's been doing a lot of comedy lately, so it's easy forget he was in Gangs of New York and The Aviator. I'm sure he was in many other dramas, but he's one hell of a comedy actor too.

[–]MikeRotchitches 2 points3 points ago

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He's the new Chuck Norris of Reddit

[–]momaster40 5 points6 points ago

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Because he's more sophisticated.

[–]BuddhistSagan 2 points3 points ago

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Impossible because once reddit found out who chuck norris was there was no way he would be approved of.

[–]Pravusmentis 1 point2 points ago

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[–]aakaakaak 1 point2 points ago

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In personal protest of MPAA I will not be watching any of these films. I know one person does not matter, but I'm doing it anyway.

[–]Oprahupvote 2 points3 points ago

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Love Liam Neeson, and this is so true

[–]dbsantos77 0 points1 point ago

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So did anyone actually go see it, and liked it? The night was a flop for me so I had to settle for Man on the Ledge.

[–]frigginhumid 2 points3 points ago

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Saw it. Liked it. My g/f almost crushed my hand a few times with the suspense. Be sure to stay to the end of the credits. We left as they started rolling but apparently there is a final scene. I'll have to go back a second time just for that. Neeson was awesome as usual, alongside a cast of unknowns.

As an aside, I'm a 48 year old straight male and I had a major crush on his wife. Now when I see him in movies or interviews, I feel a bit of sadness.

[–]dbsantos77 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for responding. Yes, apparently people were bummed out about the ending, but like you said that's probably because they didn't stay 'til the credits. Interesting that the movie was built that way. And yes, his wife is very attractive.

[–]FaelSafe 1 point2 points ago

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people were probably 'bummed out' about the ending because everyone always expects a happy ending in every movie these days :l

[–]yochaigal 0 points1 point ago

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His wife was attractive.

[–]MrAbobu 0 points1 point ago

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It's called the bandwagon! Join us!

[–]SlumberingParrot 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, god. The balls on the drum set.

[–]CheesyPeteza 0 points1 point ago

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Liam Neesons mum was my dinner lady. Any other redditors from St. Louis?

[–]Dellmaker 0 points1 point ago

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I'd upvote this, but I'm pretty sure it's original. So I'll just save my upvote for the repost, tyvm.

[–]Like29Zombies 0 points1 point ago

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Turned up my volume to make sure I wasn't going crazy... I'm going crazy. >.>

[–]JerellLovesYou 0 points1 point ago

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He was a fucking badass in The Grey. He did a great job, I cried a little every time he said the poem.

Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live or die on this day. Live or die on this day.

[–]WatchYourTone 0 points1 point ago

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I appreciate the respect this post had. Usually it's just the snuu photoshopped to look like she's blowing the dude that reddit digs.

[–]rickscarf 0 points1 point ago

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I hope I am not the only one who was expecting Leslie Neilsen and was very confused since I had never seen this guy before

[–]Solcry 0 points1 point ago

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You're the only one.

[–]Varkeer 0 points1 point ago

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Just saw The Grey, it was an excellent movie.

[–]alphawimp731 0 points1 point ago

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[–]D0nut69 0 points1 point ago

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Neeson: Do you have my daughter? Reddit: Yep! Neeson: Then lets be friends! Reddit: Hooray! The start of a new love story..

[–]snoopy20 0 points1 point ago

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NO NO NO i simply cant, i learned my lesson, fall in love with the idea that an actor portrays in his movies, to later learn that in real life they are a bag of farts. sorry no can do, even though the characters he plays are cool as hell, i shudder to think what to find out when getting to know the real person.

[–]rILEYcAPSlOCK 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Arithered 0 points1 point ago

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"Relationship" implies reciprocity. WE MUST DEMAND AN AMA. SURELY HE SHALL HEAR OUR CRIES AND LOOK UPON US WITH MERCY.

[–]Zeppelanoid 0 points1 point ago

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Has he reciprocated...?

[–]etherama1 0 points1 point ago

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You have no idea how happy this makes me.

[–]VickysAsleep 0 points1 point ago

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, he's becoming the new Chuck Norris.

EDIT: ... Ballymena Chuck Norris.

[–]LiamNeesonWasInKRULL 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CleanFromFap 0 points1 point ago

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[–]spatchbo 0 points1 point ago

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Liam Neeson is just a few seconds away from beating the shit out of you and making you swallow large amounts of blood.

[–]AlexCail 0 points1 point ago

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"Did we just become best friends" is what I think they actually said.

[–]NoojNoj 0 points1 point ago

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I thought Liam Neeson was cool before "Batman Begins"

[–]arabidpolarbear 0 points1 point ago

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He has been a frequent topic on Hollywood Babbleon http://liamneesonscock.tumblr.com/ Enjoy. My his girth be with you.

[–]nomowolf 0 points1 point ago

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ctrl-f Michael Collins... nada

I am disappoint.

[–]ellopollyyy 0 points1 point ago

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Because he's THE BEST.

[–]Mucak 0 points1 point ago

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This would imply that he is returning some of the love.

[–]Wolfgangers 0 points1 point ago

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I went to see 'Grey' this evening, and we ended up walking out because it was so terrible.

[–]uucc 0 points1 point ago

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Liam Neeson, so hot right now. Liam Neeson.

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

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Wanna go out to the garage and do Kung-Fu?

[–]rob7030 0 points1 point ago

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I have enjoyed every movie he has been in thoroughly (at the very least his parts) except The Grey. Saw that last night and it was just 2 hours of existentialist depressing "there is no god" shit.

[–]wilkinsk 0 points1 point ago

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Liam Neeson AKA Mr. Fuck Shit up!

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AwesomeSocks 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else find it awesome to watch Will Ferral's mouth form every word?

[–]Brandon_Storm -3 points-2 points ago

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Strange timing.

I've always liked him but recently thought he was an ass.

While filming The Grey he had wolf meat flown in to eat for him and some crew as a form of method acting.

Sensationalism of the film aside (hopefully we don't have another Jaws on our hands), having meat flown in from an animal that was JUST taken off the endangered species list for the sole purpose of 'staying in character' just screams asshole to me.

I like doggies.

[–]wry-ry -5 points-4 points ago

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Yea except "The Grey" sucked

[–]CDBSB -1 points0 points ago

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Did you watch the same movie that I did? I thought it was pretty damn good. I would say it's a movie like "Schindler's List" that is incredibly good, but that I don't want to watch more than once.

[–]wry-ry 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was pretty damn good.

Yea it was pretty good I guess...except for the dialogue, acting, music, cinematography, wolf-CGI's (so shitty), and rediculous plot-line. But ya for sure pal, good flick...

[–]CDBSB 0 points1 point ago

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Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Seriously, it's just a movie. It's not worth the aggravation to hate it as much as you seem to. Life's better when you don't let things piss you off.

[–]wry-ry 0 points1 point ago

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Who says I'm pissed? It's a bad movie that's it mate. Besides that Liam seems like a cool guy

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[–]crantastic 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Dealjobber 1 point2 points ago

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PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS.