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[–]bhindblueiz 7 points8 points ago

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...My father was a kitty and a fiend. And one night he goes off being lazier than usual. Mommy does something productive to defend herself, daddy doesn't like this, not one bit...

[–]veilside000 3 points4 points ago

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"My father... drank milk"

[–]Iable-A 2 points3 points ago

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Cat bit into a mouse that was carrying razors

[–]daykid 2 points3 points ago

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"Wanna know how I got these scars?

...My owner is a real asshole."

[–]ipown11 1 point2 points ago

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My father was a catnipper...

[–]m1llr 1 point2 points ago

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Catnip is one hell of a drug....

[–]crusoe 1 point2 points ago

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Just say no if he asks if you want to see a magic trick involving a pencil.

Trust me.

[–]Mintception 1 point2 points ago

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The "We kill the Batman" caption is best for this, but alone it's still a hilarious picture.

[–]angrystarfish 1 point2 points ago

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adorable and horrifying...adorafying

[–]xOois 1 point2 points ago

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haha poor cat .. x)

[–]Alonless 1 point2 points ago

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i think he got these scars after he tried to eat cat food directly form the can...that why you dont do it..never...EVER

[–]hajlajf 0 points1 point ago

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Why so.. kitteh?!

[–]Combo_Beaker -2 points-1 points ago

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why so serious?