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[–]osprey_neaves 42 points43 points ago

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happy birthday TO THE GROUND

[–]LawdHavMercy 16 points17 points ago

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I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO!

[–]PwnerMcCox 13 points14 points ago

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WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

[–]chipnick87 10 points11 points ago

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So many things, to throw on the ground...

[–]zedsdeadbby 13 points14 points ago

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This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow!

[–]spudmcnally 1 point2 points ago

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i'm a mother lover you're a mother lover we should f#ck each other's mothers F@CK EACH OTHER'S MOMS!

[–]Willyjwade 0 points1 point ago

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A BOOMBOX IS NOT A TOY!

[–]uzsbadgrmmronpurpose 0 points1 point ago

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Now back to the good part!

[–]timelord127 44 points45 points ago

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little dude's face is meme-worthy.

[–]OxymoronParadox 2 points3 points ago

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He's a mini Scumbag Steve.

[–]TheCakeIsDelicious 1 point2 points ago

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You're not kidding. I don't think I've laughed that hard on a Monday morning in a while.

[–]Fiercekiller 1 point2 points ago

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Not actually his birthday cake blowing candles kid....

Just what Reddit needs right now.

[–]M_Jelani -2 points-1 points ago

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Isn't that more or less exactly what cake day IS?

[–]Zilvreen 21 points22 points ago

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No, it's just a proper response to whoring.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Fuck cake days. They should be removed along with karma and non-flushable post history.

[–]koolkid005 2 points3 points ago

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I agree with all points.

[–]ALT-F-X 1 point2 points ago

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HAHA! I had that same plastic kitchenette. It was a piece of shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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man, this gif gets me every time.

[–]Madjuulz 2 points3 points ago

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That kid just popped out of no where like a little ninja.

[–]TheRedFacedAvenger 1 point2 points ago

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If you closely, you can see that the girl actually blows out the candle. You know slow motion and stuff.

[–]Beowolve 1 point2 points ago

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I honestly thought the mother was going to shove her kids face into the cake. Made it even better when the little brother came out of no where.

[–]santidevil3 1 point2 points ago

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I thought the same thing... sometimes I forget that not all countries have such stupid traditions. In Bolivia its normal to have your face shoved in your birthday cake.

[–]anihilistlol 0 points1 point ago

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FENTON YOU LITTLE SHIT!

[–]antonia90 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone have a link to the video?

[–]bigbadsad 0 points1 point ago

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Toastie!

[–]TheCakeIsDelicious 0 points1 point ago

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This kid's expression is Reddit gold. I look forward to future over-used memes.

[–]WholeWideWorld 0 points1 point ago

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Can I just put something to rest and say that although that little devil-brat wanted to blow out the candle, it looks as if the girl blew it out in the end.

[–]slayer129 0 points1 point ago

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Success kid

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[–]Fiercekiller 7 points8 points ago

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I don't know why you don't use punctuation dude why don't you use punctuation man all I'm saying is it makes things easier to read

[–]Dogfish120ipay -1 points0 points ago

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Gets me every time...such determination

[–]Ajishly -1 points0 points ago

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:(

[–]gondorp -2 points-1 points ago

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scumbag steve in his early days

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I laughed, then I felt dirty because that ABC logo means I laughed at a America's Funniest Home Videos clip.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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feelsgoodman.mp6

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[–]uzsbadgrmmronpurpose 7 points8 points ago

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This is the most I've ever seen someone asking for it, you say it twice!

[–]Gramma42ton -5 points-4 points ago

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I downvote everything

[–]TheInsaneDane -2 points-1 points ago

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Mini-scumbag Steves face is priceless.

[–]policedisco -3 points-2 points ago

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Does that kid remind anyone else of Chucky?

[–]NTeC -5 points-4 points ago

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So what is this cake day thing?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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its a circlejerk thing. nevermind it.

[–]Haaah -4 points-3 points ago

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Haaah