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[–]i_poop_alot 14 points15 points ago

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At least it's eyes are open. That's more fucks than cats usually give

[–]Raven776 37 points38 points ago

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This is the worst allegory for sex I have ever seen.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 3 points4 points ago

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Bump dat kitty?

[–]Goatses_His_Enemies 6 points7 points ago

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come on that was an easy place for a pussy joke

[–]AriBBCP 6 points7 points ago

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i want to hit your cat with my train model

[–]BrowncoatDoctor 21 points22 points ago

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A wild Snorlax is blocking the path!

[–]Journalisto 24 points25 points ago

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That's how I felt when I was on antidepressants.

[–]Askeee 23 points24 points ago

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So true. The great thing is that almost nothing phases me anymore. The bad thing is that almost nothing phases me anymore.

[–]arrjayjee 14 points15 points ago

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I went off mine and realised I had emotions. It was disconcerting.

[–]Goatses_His_Enemies 2 points3 points ago

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FUCK OFF, SHIT SUCKER

[–]JustinTime112 -5 points-4 points ago*

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The bad news is that antidepressants are almost entirely placebo effect. Though you would think people would have figured this out by the fact that SSRIs and tianeptine have about the same efficiency rate, despite the fact that one type of antidepressant increases serotonin and the other decreases it.

The good news is that you now know for sure that you can have a "nothing phases me" attitude without annoying side effects like that weird feeling in your head it gives you sometimes (those brain shocks I used to get) and low sex drive.

Edit: Downvoters can downvote, but it would be nice to know whether you are downvoting me because you think I am wrong or because you just don't like what I have said/how I said it.

[–]VanFailin 3 points4 points ago*

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the benefit of antidepressant medication compared with placebo may be minimal or nonexistent in patients with mild or moderate symptoms

I didn't downvote, but I think you are wrong. One reason is that "it's mostly placebo" doesn't mean that not taking the drug is the best course of action, because even the placebo effect has value. There's been some question over whether placebos can be effective even if patients know they're placebos; PLoS ONE published a study to this effect last year, though it's admittedly not a terribly reliable source.

Additionally, it's my understanding that serotonin is not nearly as well-understood as your doctor would have you believe, i.e. trying to increase or decrease its availability in the brain is merely throwing chemicals at you to see what sticks. That only means that we don't understand sertonergic drugs very well, not that sertonergic drugs are junk. As for me, I've been on almost all of them and the only thing that does anything positive at all for me is the noradrenergic/dopaminergic Wellbutrin.

The brain shivers suck, I agree. I had them when withdrawing from Pristiq.

[–]JustinTime112 0 points1 point ago

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While SSRIs seem to have an effect for severe depression, any psychogenic drug has been shown to have this mild effect, as well as things like shocking the brain with electricity. So this is not proof that SSRIs have a method of action that directly makes people happier and/or reduces bad feelings.

If a enhanced placebo (placebo with side effects) has value, then we should prescribe something we know a lot about (even you have admitted that sertogenic drugs are not well understood) that doesn't have a double increase in suicide risk and unknown long term of use effects, like caffeine or ibuprofen. Also, I very much disagree that doctors should try to trick patients with placebos, or else we might as well have witch doctors again. If a placebo works even if the patient knows it's a placebo, then we should just prescribe sugar pills.

[–]ubersiren 0 points1 point ago

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The article is strictly speaking of SSRIs which are not the go-to RX's anymore. Also, what VanFailin said.

[–]JustinTime112 0 points1 point ago

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Lack of data on other antidepressants is not proof of efficiency, especially since practical all of them work in the same way by by increasing monoamines. Also SSRIs are still the most prescribed drug.

[–]3lementaru 5 points6 points ago

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r/funny, everyone. *jazz hands*

[–]MrCement 4 points5 points ago

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Sometimes I forget that .gif's are just looping a couple seconds, and I start thinking that the train was bumping into that cat hundred of times over.

[–]Spanone1 2 points3 points ago

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Alex!

[–]Devin043 2 points3 points ago

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Some pussies just don't fucking care about getting pounded.

[–]Lady_DudeBro 10 points11 points ago

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If I see this .gif one more time.....

[–]Goatses_His_Enemies 12 points13 points ago

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what? what will you do?

[–]Tordek 3 points4 points ago

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I will never be your enemy.

I hope.

[–]derpinita -5 points-4 points ago

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I know. >:(

[–]evilaidenn 1 point2 points ago

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How can mankind survive such reckless hate?

[–]blzraven27 1 point2 points ago

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My name is alex so I mainly thought about the train and not the cats lack of caring

[–]Theedukeybrown 1 point2 points ago

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THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED

CATS HATE TRAINS

[–]noahssnark 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure this was a boss fight in Darksiders.

[–]GlennBecksChalkboard 1 point2 points ago

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The cat is going to make the owner pay for this...

[–]maninthemass 1 point2 points ago

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On youtube this would be called: OMG! HORRIBLE TRAIN ACCIDENT MUST SEE!!!!

[–]TheBusker 1 point2 points ago

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A little bit of a fuck was given. Watch the eyes open a little wider when the train hits.

[–]joaobento 1 point2 points ago

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why catzilla? because fuck you thats why.

[–]ix07 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, that cat has some nerves. I watched the movie over an hour and the cat didn't move...

[–]rhubarbbus 1 point2 points ago

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Alex, Alex move, Alex, Alex come on, move Alex, Alex move.

[–]davesterist 1 point2 points ago

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How long is this gif?? I've been watching for hours!!

[–]bongjetters 1 point2 points ago

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that pussy is getting pounded.

[–]aesamattki 1 point2 points ago

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Witty but obvious sexual double entendre comment

[–]daleadil 1 point2 points ago

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DOWN VOTE THIS MOTHER FUCKER FOR REPOSTING

[–]Caladriel 1 point2 points ago

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I don't care how many times this gets posted, I click on it every time. Cracks me up.

[–]reallyilly 1 point2 points ago

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The very rare "fourth input"..... Trach hole

[–]gafl 1 point2 points ago

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Excuse me sir, but what is a "trach hole"

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[–]Cheezburger 1 point2 points ago

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First time i've seen it and it got a laugh from me.

Who gives a shit if its a repost.

[–]InJhWeTrust -1 points0 points ago

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it is getting sad this was just reposted like last month.

[–]kraniv 0 points1 point ago

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best ramming of a pussy i seen in ages

[–]Strifeee 0 points1 point ago

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My god, that can has seen shit.

[–]footballersrok 0 points1 point ago

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Can you really titty fuck a pussy?

[–]BornInTheCCCP 0 points1 point ago

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Effects of castration.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Man that cat looks depressed as shit.

[–]meatbowling 0 points1 point ago

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Can't you see It's trying to comit suicide?

[–]drinkableyogurt 0 points1 point ago

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he ran a train on that pussy!

[–]the_passive_voice 0 points1 point ago

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a train was run into a pussy several times

[–]ChampionRC 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I look like two hours into babysitting my nephews

[–]soilednapkin 0 points1 point ago

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Plenty of re-posts though.

[–]MrSunMan -1 points0 points ago

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Whoa, NEDM?

[–]Goatses_His_Enemies 1 point2 points ago

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russian blue cat

[–]CAT_FACT_BOT 2 points3 points ago

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CAT FACTS:

A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.

[–]Goatses_His_Enemies 0 points1 point ago

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i have an abnormally fast pulse myself, clocking in at 80 BPM. my blood pressure is lower than normal. i'm drunk btw thanks for the cat facts

[–]CAT_FACT_BOT 3 points4 points ago

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CAT FACTS:

Cats dislike citrus scent.

[–]FearTheWalrus 1 point2 points ago

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cancel

[–]DankasaurusRX 0 points1 point ago

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See I thought it looked more like a British Shorthair

[–]Annoying_Fbk_Girl -1 points0 points ago

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That iz liek so totally cutee!

[–]StepOfDub -1 points0 points ago

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SO BRAVE!

[–]flabbergasted1 -2 points-1 points ago

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King Kong's underachieving cousin.

[–]splatterk -1 points0 points ago

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Like the ancient Water Droplet torture, there is a hole right trough the spot after days or even weeks and months

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That's one fucking lazy cat.

[–]CaptainMage -1 points0 points ago

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I always he's going to burst out and rip the train in half.

[–]AngryJozh -1 points0 points ago

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"It hurts so bad man... I mean WHY DID SHE HAD TO DO THAT TO ME? Damn..."

[–]agurcsik -1 points0 points ago

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Can you say re-post?

[–]kapherine -3 points-2 points ago

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Why does that cat keep letting that happen? I would get tired of it after the first few times.