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[–]anywho123 161 points162 points ago

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i like how it drops the food when the panic sets in.

[–]Noxrazi 86 points87 points ago

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He looks like he's doing a little river dance towards the end. I lost it.

[–]Jertob 43 points44 points ago

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OH SWEET SHITTIN JESUS IM TRAPPED dundundundun dun dun dun dundundun...

[–]GaymerG 14 points15 points ago

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I watched just for that. I lost it as well.

[–]Epicman 1 point2 points ago

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You knew it was going to happen before you even watched it?

[–]GaymerG 6 points7 points ago

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Well he did say what happened...

[–]Epicman 1 point2 points ago

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You trust people on the internet?

[–]GaymerG 0 points1 point ago

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See now, I... well.. come with me into this closet, lets chat.

[–]Epicman 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, sound safe enou....RAPE RAPE RAAAAAAAPE!

[–]ZeroNihilist 19 points20 points ago

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Okay mysterious forcefield, you win. I'll leave the food; just let me go!

[–]KimJongUgh 4 points5 points ago

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It is some kind of force field!

[–]infinitemonkeyrage 2 points3 points ago

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Another force field in the Millwall sector, lord!

[–]neoaikon 0 points1 point ago

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[–]iLuVtiffany 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck this free food, just let me out!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I like how the camera shakes more when the person filming starts laughing.

[–]DrZicter 29 points30 points ago

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Did you try /noclip?

[–]Xenc 1 point2 points ago

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IDNOCLIP

[–]SisRob 1 point2 points ago

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you mean IDSPISPOPD?

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[–]dnew 115 points116 points ago

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It's like desperately trying to make a comment about metaphors when you're no good at them?

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[–]Arcon1337 14 points15 points ago

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It hurts as much as walking into a glass door. :(

[–]Skillet_Lasagna 3 points4 points ago

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I'm sorry, but isn't that a simile?

[–]dnew 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. As I said, I'm bad at metaphors. ;-)

[–]ExplainsObviousJoke 1 point2 points ago

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A reference to the lyrics in Alanis Morissette's song 'Ironic'

[–]Goatses_His_Enemies 6 points7 points ago

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IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAAAY AIIIIIIIIIIIIN

[–]Tastingo 0 points1 point ago

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ON YOUR WEEDING DAAAAAY

[–]assholebiker 4 points5 points ago

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Fucking dandelions.

[–]SenselessNoise 6 points7 points ago

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IT'S NOT IRONIC IT'S COINCIDENTAL!

[–]dfinch 6 points7 points ago

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Like that free advice when you're already raining.

[–]Matika7 4 points5 points ago

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don't you think?

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

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how ironic.

[–]Sanzman12 0 points1 point ago

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Boom! Roasted.

[–]craeeg 0 points1 point ago

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That's a simile

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[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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To be fair, who gives a fuck. It's funny and we're here to laugh and not have your negative bullshit.

[–]Northumberlo 7 points8 points ago

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It's like society, we have trapped ourselves in this lifestyles and can't escape back to nature.

[–]Karnaugh_Map 5 points6 points ago

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I think it's sad cause the seagull probably thinks it's about to be killed and eaten by the roaring human in the back.

[–]Orcatype 1 point2 points ago*

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It's for how much better humans are than seagulls!! Ha!

[–]herrmister 0 points1 point ago

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Uh... yes, exactly.

[–]SirCannonFodder 19 points20 points ago

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Well, he definitely ain't no Sam the seagull.

[–]mirex0_0 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Flipnash 1 point2 points ago

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how the fuck did the guy find his camera.

[–]amandawong 0 points1 point ago

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He says in the description that he had to climb up a wall to get it. I think GoPros have GPS systems, but I'm not sure.

[–]xzhobo 5 points6 points ago

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This deserves more views

[–]Dysbit 1 point2 points ago

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That's cause he's Tom the seagullible.

[–]railleur 10 points11 points ago

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Please lower your force field! Please? Look, I've dropped the stolen goods, just let me out, okay?

[–]DangerChips 37 points38 points ago

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Penguins train of thought; "Fuck this cracka! I want out!"

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points ago

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Penguins?

[–]DangerChips 46 points47 points ago

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Er.. yeah.. They evolved... yeah..

[–]KlM-JONG-IL 16 points17 points ago

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Upvoted because you didn't chicken out of your fuckup

[–]Xenc 3 points4 points ago

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Chickens?

[–]KlM-JONG-IL 5 points6 points ago

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Nice try

[–]DangerChips 0 points1 point ago

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Well at least North Korea appreciates me..

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[–]moltencheese 4 points5 points ago

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I have synaesthesia..."penguin" and "pigeon" are both the same dark blue to me...consequently I mix them up a lot too. I also do it with the names "Jason" and "Rob" - this one is harder to explain to people.

[–]barely_tolerable 1 point2 points ago

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well its a seagull anyway

[–]MadDetective 21 points22 points ago

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Just because you can't see the glass doesn't mean it's not there. Checkmate Atheists

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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The birds on the other side of the glass must have been enjoying that little dance.

[–]f1ash8ack 2 points3 points ago

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Of all the gifs, this takes the biscuit.

[–]Purple_Cobra 2 points3 points ago

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That is basically what I do when I almost run into someone walking toward me.

[–]wmgregory 1 point2 points ago

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He's doing a victory dance!

[–]bainskian 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Darthbella 2 points3 points ago

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just rub your head on the glass a bit more it will break eventually

[–]lightspeed23 0 points1 point ago

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Shields up!

[–]unquevai 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, we meet again little friend!

[–]akulakrieg[!] 0 points1 point ago

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FOOOOODDD DAAAANNNCCCEEEE!!!!!

[–]blaze_all_day 0 points1 point ago

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Repost.

[–]rehsarht 0 points1 point ago

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Me, as a seagull. Seriously.

[–]theotherguyonline 0 points1 point ago

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It almost looks like that bird in the background is checking to see if he's ok.

[–]I_Dock 0 points1 point ago

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Directed by M. Night shamalyon

[–]DerpinNinjaa 0 points1 point ago

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He's tap dancing a little at the end

[–]Pigtroll 0 points1 point ago

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Him and socially awkward penguin should hang out.

[–]WorstPunsEver 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's what I call a BIRD brain!

[–]LoneRanger9 -3 points-2 points ago

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Love it. Have an upvote.

[–]blzraven27 0 points1 point ago

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This is hilarious. Sadly tho there are people this moronic as well

[–]tinyroom 0 points1 point ago

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It actually can see the window. It just got mad at it and is going like:

"So you won't let me out?? Want a piece of me? Come on, come on, I'll fight you with no hands!"

[–]faithfrombc -2 points-1 points ago

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Thanks:) That was Awesome:)

[–]Wareya -4 points-3 points ago

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upvoted f-:)

[–]alirage -1 points0 points ago

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haha, shiiiiiit

[–]mousis -1 points0 points ago

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This is how some men feel about marrige... not me though ;)

[–]darinm1 -2 points-1 points ago

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silly rabbit, I mean silly seagull, you are as blind as a bat! LOL :)

[–]MustardOrPants -2 points-1 points ago

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Like a woman.

[–]monstereddit -3 points-2 points ago

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I love this one, anyone able to link the version without camera shaking?

[–]south_will_rise -2 points-1 points ago

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is it bad if ive done this before. only once tho.