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[–]billb2112 29 points30 points ago

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aggressive.

[–]staarfox64 13 points14 points ago

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Basic spelling mistakes like this really agravate me.

[–]Moobs_like_Jagger 0 points1 point ago

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Basic semantics mistakes like this really anoy me.

[–]oldmoneey 2 points3 points ago

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Misisipi.

[–]duk3nuk3m -1 points0 points ago

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I find purpesful mispellings very anoying.

[–]TheClayroo -4 points-3 points ago

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I wanna upvote, but don't know if you did that on purpose...

[–]VindictiveRakk 1 point2 points ago

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Seems legit.

[–]philcannotdance 5 points6 points ago

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Selling in ghetto neighborhoods requires some tactical shit, apparently.

[–]nicebuffalo 2 points3 points ago

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HOLY REPOST, BATMAN! I SAW THIS 6 YEARS AGO!

[–]Xanpulo 2 points3 points ago

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Thin Mints...

[–]G0ldenMan 4 points5 points ago

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how about the fact they spelled aggressive wrong?

[–]BobbyD84 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe improving the "6 dollars for 8 cookies in an oversized box" sales tactic would benefit them. I'll still buy them, they're too delicious to avoid. But, I want my money's worth in cookies, damn it.

[–]spambat 1 point2 points ago

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This is so old, it was linked to me on facebook midway through last year

[–]emptysuit221 1 point2 points ago

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ughhh... how many times has this been repasta'd?

[–]dontmutemeplz 2 points3 points ago

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Guys wrong caption- that's suppose to say "The US Military is now cracking down on people who submit reposts!"

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[–]heart-on 0 points1 point ago

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i guess 6,000,001 wouldn't make a difference..

[–]shit_reddit_says 1 point2 points ago

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That dude has no idea how to kick a door down. Also, tactics. Why the fuck are they not lined up and instead all hanging out like it's fucking training?

Fucking Army...

[–]mikey_croatia 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of a Johnny Bravo episode.

[–]idiot20 0 points1 point ago

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'breaking news', the newsfeed and agressive... nice one

[–]moltencheese 0 points1 point ago

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I always read people's "LAUGHED SO HARD I SPAT ON MY SCREEN" comments and think "no-one is that retarded"...how the tables have turned.

[–]RoylT23 0 points1 point ago

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Agressive ruined it all

[–]wesman212 0 points1 point ago

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Who the fuck are we kidding? Sales of girl scout cookies will never fall. NEVAHH!

[–]alabama_hotpocket -1 points0 points ago

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seriously, they barricaded my local tullys one day, it only had one exit/entrance. most awkward shuffle to starbucks acrossed the street ever...