What dancing in a club looks like to me.

UnknownArchive · 7 months

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Warming up	1^com	66^pts	1^dy	gifs
You aren't always as big as you think...[SFW]	0^coms	-4^pts	1^mo	funny
you're doing that wrong	0^coms	0^pts	1^mo	funny
Safe Sex	180^coms	1088^pts	1^mo	funny
Me dancing at parties	36^coms	661^pts	4^mos	gifs

source: karmadecay

naked_ditchdigger · 7 months

"Don't you like my sweet moves, baby?"

string97bean · 7 months

Hover-hump

philcannotdance · 7 months

Club can't even handle them.

americasux · 7 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUa6pcMOLEM

Flubbz · 7 months

my mom calls dancing "simulated sex acts"

Nobson · 7 months

Dancing is like a "preview" of what may come later if they decide to go home together. When I see people dancing like horny jocks in a dark club I immediately imagine a thought bubble above their head reading "LOOK AT HOW GOOD I AM AT THRUSTING, YOU WOULD TOTALLY ENJOY THIS, SHALL WE HAVE SEX NOW?"

After typing that, I now realise that what I am talking about is a mating ritual. Maybe I'm just too high but this is blowing my mind right now.

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DrUnderdog · 7 months

To me, it mostly looks like this.

milleniamisc · 7 months

This exact same gif with a very similar if not the exact same title was on the frontpage a day and a half ago, fyi

DrPeacemaker · 7 months

Its like prom all over again.

trazeee · 7 months

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scrott · 7 months

Ha ha! "One more time - Daft Punk" came on just as I opened this gif, can't stop laughing xD

dumb_jock · 7 months

Foooball good.

Rage4123 · 7 months

That's what it looks like to everyone.

drevenant · 7 months

No, that's really what it looks like. to everyone.

pyxis · 7 months

I clicked that and the music in the pub was beat-for-beat in time with him humping.

snecret · 7 months

haaha.. weird, it always feels so much closer

azrichdragon · 7 months

DON'T BREAK EYE CONTACT... I NEED THIS...

ilihcma2 · 7 months

DJ got him falling in love again.

Incredible_Mandible · 7 months

Hoverhand level: 87.35

Canadian_Ambassador · 7 months

While these two are doing there thang, I am laughing saying you two will end up with the clap, then I laugh some more. Then i get a ride home from a Islam guy who explains Islam to me.

JX3 · 7 months

The elusive hover dick. I wonder if someone somewhere at some point of their life has actually performed a hover dick on someone.

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danceswithwool · 7 months

she's dissin' him. What a bitch

Moral_Gutpunch · 7 months

Isn't it supposed to look like that?

KneeGrowPlees · 7 months

Hey guys, if we continually post the same images, I'm sure they'll eventually get funnier!

vadergeek · 7 months

I think of it as a rain dance. I don't know how it works, and it's somehow supposed to bring a boon, but I doubt it has a high success rate.

twatpocket1130 · 7 months

Are you just going to sit there and stare at me, or put your nose in my ass?

chrahum · 7 months

Was listening to Sexy and I know it. Just when the wiggle part comes out!

pepperss · 7 months

Well....yeah

Megawatts19 · 7 months

That's about right!

buuch · 7 months

This is how i dance.

octopusdragon · 7 months

haha

hubcapsfv · 7 months

clicked on this just as poker face turned on in the background.......... AWESOME!!

danktoker420 · 7 months

That bitch is taking it

Slickdong · 7 months

You're doing it wrong.

jarethp · 7 months

This... this IS dancing in the club, well but a bit closer.

jimmythecat · 7 months

Depth perception fail

[deleted] · 7 months

That dog has got serious hips

Danielo944 · 7 months

sayapoo05 · 7 months

I witnessed this tonight! I'm on my bachelorette party thing and omg people with the touching and the humping geez!

space_monster · 7 months

the first time I saw that sort of behaviour in a club (the first time I visited the US), I was in hysterics for the entire night. it's fucking hilarious.

[deleted] · 7 months

Maybe that dog just have a very very long dick.

[deleted] · 7 months

Yeah, that's the point.

alirage · 7 months

haha fuck

sashimi_taco · 7 months

This is how having sex with men feels like to me sometimes.

grey-and-black · 7 months

Poor little guy. That's not gonna cut it, little buddy.

nixol · 7 months

How it appears to me:

http://citizenship.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341cb34753ef015391d81042970b-popup

jlevenst · 7 months

that's exactly what it is

realitycheckk · 7 months

ctoombs · 7 months

OMG I know someone who's made it to the front page in real life, I feel practically famous

iamatoad · 7 months

Ribbit.

marssaxman · 7 months

You're going to the wrong kind of club, my friend.

941626460 · 7 months

This was amusing because I'm listening to "Like Callisto to a star in heaven" by Trivium, and this is in perfect time with the music XD

nicholaaaas · 7 months

and what's your problem with that?

foreverwindblown · 7 months

what it feels like when he has a small dick.

Seawer · 7 months

you go to the wrong clubs

[deleted] · 7 months

posted 5 hours ago? funny, I was on 4chan 5 hours ago and saw this in a laugh you lose thread...

PriviIzumo · 7 months

Let me guess.... you're a white guy?

funny

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