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[–]DIGGYRULES 5 points6 points ago

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Not in my American house. Those Kid Cuisine meals SUCK.

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 17 points18 points ago

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Silly American! That ammunition won't fit in those firearms!

[–]AmericanSalesman 11 points12 points ago

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9x19 for the beretta - not pictured. 45 caliber fits in the 1911. The 8 round enbloc clip is full of 30-06 for a M1 Garand that isn't pictured, the other rifle rounds are also 30-06. Also, the brownie is not overcooked, which is a miracle.

[–]erok81 4 points5 points ago

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The round at bottom center appears to be rimmed so that one is definitely not 30-06. It looks like 7.62x54R instead.

[–]jb0356 3 points4 points ago

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Correct, probably winchester, bet they picked up a m44 or something for cheap.

[–]AmericanSalesman 0 points1 point ago

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I own a Mosin Nagant, and the 7.62X54R has a more slim casing, the taper is a little different too. What else comes rimmed around a .300 caliber?

[–]jb0356 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm, .303 brittish, is that rimmed? Figure out what that Magazine is for and we will have our answer.

[–]erok81 0 points1 point ago

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303 British is longer and has a narrower shoulder. It's rimmed too but I really doubt it's anything but 7.62x54R.

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 6 points7 points ago

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Well, someone sure is adept at the ole "rootey-tootey-point-and-shootey," aren't they?

[–]Kallahan11 2 points3 points ago

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You deserve a chocolate globbernaught.

[–]schwantz9 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for the Brian Regan. Quote. Upvote for you.

[–]treesatemypenis 3 points4 points ago

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Damn nigga. You got 54 dolla's there

[–]AndersonRagan 4 points5 points ago

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It's stuff like this, that makes me hate the American Stereotypes.

[–]LemursManLemurs 4 points5 points ago

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Perhaps that ammunition is for their even bigger guns sitting just out of frame?

[–]Lizaline 1 point2 points ago

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I was too distracted by Kid cuisine that it took me a while to notice the guns...

[–]EeSpoot 1 point2 points ago

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Something tells me an old Cadillac riding on 22's with kid cuisine painted on the side is involved.

[–]chadsexytime 1 point2 points ago

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I dont understand the point of this picture. Is it to illustrate his poor diet, inability to cook, that he can afford one tank of gas, or his poor methods of storing firearms?

[–]geoffny25 3 points4 points ago

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Gun on the left is a 9mm, but it's an Airsoft gun (as is ascertained from the magazine). I imagine the .45 on the right is an Airsoft also, since the retail is ~700-1000$, and baller only has $50 bucks on the table. The ammunition on the table is, probably, 30-06 and a 9mm, most likely from the father's hunting cabinet. The kid is probably 10-12 y/o. It's people like this that give responsible American's a bad reputation.

[–]synt4xg3n0c1d3 5 points6 points ago

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Hey, hey. 53 bucks.

[–]geoffny25 1 point2 points ago

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My mistake, 53$

[–]Spike69 2 points3 points ago

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You mean $53?

[–]AnonymousRitz 4 points5 points ago

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Meanwhile, in the house of a suburban white 14 year old who wears tall tee's and pants halfway on the ground.

[–]golfjunkie 3 points4 points ago

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Kids like that only pretend to have guns.

[–]AnonymousRitz 0 points1 point ago

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Touche. Upvotes

[–]themagicshortbus 2 points3 points ago

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anyone else notice the beretta mag is airsoft?

[–]AnonymousRitz 1 point2 points ago

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I'm fairly postivie they both are xD

[–]themagicshortbus 2 points3 points ago

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yeah that combo of ammo just doesnt seem to fit the image. and guess what... america isnt the only country where handguns are legal. big shock i know.

[–]AnonymousRitz 1 point2 points ago

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Lol, but only in America can you buy a kid cuisine and a handgun at the same store.

For the record, i live in the US. Been here forever.

[–]themagicshortbus 0 points1 point ago

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i need to shop where you live.

[–]AnonymousRitz 0 points1 point ago

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'merica

[–]mattm5 0 points1 point ago

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Walmart has everything in that picture, or at least the ones where i live.

[–]Christianmaldo626 0 points1 point ago

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I envy your lifestyle.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I want Kid Cuisine! I don't see it anymore in Canada! :(

[–]nighterfighter 1 point2 points ago

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Why would you ever want that disgusting food?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it....

[–]ChocolateCyanide 0 points1 point ago

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Also, those 30-06 rounds look like they're soft lead tip, which isn't the best for an M1 due to the way it loads. It's better use fmj rounds. I say this as the proud parent of a 1943 m1 garand.

[–]steve-madden 0 points1 point ago

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I have the same exact desk. It's a piece of shit.

[–]antibasic 0 points1 point ago

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This is from a guy on /ck/

[–]jb0356 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet airsoft bro.

[–]Bio-Booster 0 points1 point ago

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You're all missing the biggest issue here...

There are no vegetables in that kids tv dinner.

What the fuck?

[–]BaronLaladedo 0 points1 point ago

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........poor guy.

[–]Isenki 0 points1 point ago

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Shit food, materialism, and guns? Yes

[–]powpowpowkazam 0 points1 point ago

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How are you meant to heat the chicken nuggets but not heat the chocolate yoghurt?

[–]nighterfighter 0 points1 point ago

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It's a brownie, and should be heated.

[–]CylonGlitch 0 points1 point ago

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More like what someone THINKS it's like in America.

[–]NeedsMoreCrazy 0 points1 point ago

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It's an exaggeration, duh.

Also, which part of America? It's a pretty massive place

[–]Jinglesthetiger -2 points-1 points ago

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Probably Compton.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah, and if I post "meanwhile, in the ghetto" and show a picture of monkeys, that's just "exaggeration"!

[–]NeedsMoreCrazy 0 points1 point ago

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The USA really is obsessed with their guns, just not quite to this extent. Whereas I don't think it would be fair to say that people in ghettos are monkeys.

[–]satirequagmire 0 points1 point ago

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KID CUISINE WAS THE SHIT

[–]MazzyFo 0 points1 point ago

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Kid Cuisine was the shit.

[–]brbATF 0 points1 point ago

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Meh. Airsoft. Real Americans have the real thing.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That is a niiice beretta.

[–]phreeck 2 points3 points ago

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It's an airsoft gun.

[–]TheMagicUpvoteFairy -1 points0 points ago

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Juxtaposition: Level 100.