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[–][deleted] 63 points64 points ago

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She has a Ph.D in particle physics.

[–]Tekim 5 points6 points ago

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For real? Cuz that would be awesome.

[–]TheSaddestGrape 34 points35 points ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Cat_Lady#Crazy_Cat_Lady

Not exactly, but I guess having degrees from both Harvard law and Yale medical school is something.

[–]metathesis 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ExplainsObviousJoke 1 point2 points ago

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Because she has a lot of cats.

[–]Dr___Awkward 0 points1 point ago

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She also has a degree from Harvard Law and a degree from Yale Medical.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago*

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particle physics sucks balls

edit:
seriously. ask any physicist. ugliest, most wretched branch of physics. its only remotely redeeming quality are massive government sponsored white elephant projects.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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(insert "your mom" joke here)

[–]flabbergasted1 210 points211 points ago

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You repost content, I repost comments. That's how this is gonna work now. Kay?

From six months ago:

  • They don't go for dumb girls, they go for HOT girls.
  • MALE LOOKING FOR SMART GIRL WHO WILL TALK ABOUT CATS WITH ME
  • This line always pisses me off, because all I ever want is a smart girlfriend!

From one month ago:

  • Smart girls like dumb guys too. And by smart girls, I mean every girl I like. And by dumb guys, I mean every guy who is not me.
  • I LIKE SMART GIRLS. I also have cat-like tendencies.
  • I love me some smart girl lovin!!

[–]atticus138[S] 142 points143 points ago

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[–]KjoeLjan 45 points46 points ago

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Usually I would agree, but reposting the original's top comments in one comment of the repost might actually save a lot of time, annoyance and megabytes.

[–]John_Every-man 9 points10 points ago

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really, kilobytes at most.

[–]AngryByte 9 points10 points ago

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Bytes, tops.

[–]BlissfulHeretic 5 points6 points ago

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Now, now, no need to get angry.

[–]darth-tom 4 points5 points ago

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Bits, maximally.

[–]John_Every-man -1 points0 points ago

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not even a nibble?

[–]poptart2nd 0 points1 point ago

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you've got a front-page repost? best i can offer is 564 bytes of comments.

[–]lethal_weapon_five 7 points8 points ago

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Brilliant!

[–]darth-tom 4 points5 points ago

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Someone needs to make you into a bot. Great idea and nice job.

[–]BrainInAJar 1 point2 points ago

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I support this.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Do you call up your cable provider and bitch anytime there are re-runs on TV? This isn't even that good of a post to begin with, but I haven't seen it and the fact that it made the front page means a lot of other people haven't as well. Seriously, people need to shut the fuck up about reposts.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Who cares?

[–]ironclownfish -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you! I agree. I'm looking for a smart girl, not interested in dumb ones AT ALL.

[–]HappyGoUnlucky 5 points6 points ago

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This is the 20986757676651st time I see this here!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I love me some smart girls.

[–]UnknownArchive 21 points22 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
What do the smart girls get? (xpost from /r/modern_family) 2coms 28pts 27dys funny
What do smart girls get? 216coms 553pts 6mos funny
Strong Logic 183coms 965pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Whodatjedi5 12 points13 points ago

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I have never seen this before! Thank you so much! :D

[–]RamblinWreckGT 8 points9 points ago

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That's such a great show.

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[–]andbruno 16 points17 points ago

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I'm guessing they're downvoting you for "ModFam". That's my only guess. Otherwise you're just expressing your opinion, and they hate that...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's a conspiracy.

[–]MinnesotaBlizzard 1 point2 points ago

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So...smart girls get pussy?

[–]ironw00d 1 point2 points ago

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...and Reddit.

[–]Greenei 1 point2 points ago

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Actually smart and dumb guys go for hot girls regardless of their smartness.

[–]ThinkusMcGee 1 point2 points ago

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Unattractive, smart, socially awkward guy can't get a date? He's a loser who doesn't deserve one.

Unattractive, smart, socially awkward girl can't get a date? It's the awful, mean patriarchy's fault. You sexist.

[–]Elided_Ego 6 points7 points ago

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What do smart women get? If they're interested in sex and are outgoing but not atrocious looking? Probably a smart, down to earth husband. If they're prudish, hideous, impossibly introverted, or incredibly picky... probably a cat.

[–]heartpuppiez 4 points5 points ago

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too bad reddit has a cat fetish

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[–]PhanOfAndrew 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah but with cats, they never really come to play with you all the time. They are like girlfriends, they come to you went they need something or when you bribe them.

[–]Pamphlet 4 points5 points ago

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they never really come to play with you

For some people that's a good thing.

[–]infinitesanity -4 points-3 points ago*

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Some girl downvoted you. I fixed it.

Edit - lol @ all downvotes we're getting.

[–]MaximumBob 0 points1 point ago

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Did you kill her?

[–]infinitesanity 3 points4 points ago

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With guns. Floating around me. Controlled by murder thoughts.

[–]wrileys 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for No refunds

[–]PsychoWolf 3 points4 points ago

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They get a large collection of dildos

[–]SpamOJavelin 3 points4 points ago

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It's slightly different for guys: 'So, dumb girls go for arseholes, and smart girls go for arseholes. What do the smart guys get?'

Reddit?

[–]Scoldering 2 points3 points ago

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Fuckin' hate that saying.

[–]Planet-man 0 points1 point ago

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Smart jerks.

[–]PSUProud 0 points1 point ago

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Phil Dunphy is the man. When I am a father, I want to be like him.

[–]Sloppy1sts 0 points1 point ago

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Wait....I want to date a dumb girl?

Thanks for letting me know, I guess.

[–]BigFatCake 0 points1 point ago

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Did you know that smart girls are likelier to be pretty?

[–]fani 0 points1 point ago

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Julie Bowen.

Does she ever not look hot?

[–]mcdxi11 0 points1 point ago

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Cats *and incredible sex.

[–]cjb630 0 points1 point ago

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much funnier YESTERDAY

[–]rsymyn 0 points1 point ago

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...dumb girls!

[–]atomicizzy08 0 points1 point ago

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I love Modern Family!

[–]agha0013 0 points1 point ago

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if only this were even remotely like real life

[–]leibo 0 points1 point ago

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TIL there's a Modern Family subreddit... subscribe.

[–]laura_lee_meh 0 points1 point ago

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Valedictorian, three cats, no boyfriend.

[–]DerCerberus 0 points1 point ago

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Horrible. We must fix that at once.

[–]duckandcover 0 points1 point ago

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I've rarely met the smart guy who likes dating dumb women (a one night stand is not dating). Who the fuck wants to have to explain everything they say and do? Who the fuck wants to take a trip to stupid town every night?

[–]TastyCow 0 points1 point ago

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So if dumb girls go for dumb guys, and smart girls for dumb guys,

who get's the smart guys?

[–]DerCerberus 0 points1 point ago

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No one seems to want the nice funny smart guy so we tend to be overlooked and forever alone. But we always have reddit.

[–]p0rtugalvii 0 points1 point ago

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Im a cat. Ladies...

[–]Kolbitos 0 points1 point ago

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That's why all the smart girls go to reddit. For the cats.

[–]chaotic_thundergod 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY SHIT!!!!! there's an r/Modern_Family??????

[–]epsilonius 0 points1 point ago

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I hate this image. She's hot AND smart. And we're supposed to believe she is ugly?

[–]mecrosis -4 points-3 points ago

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I've never been able to maintain a serious relationship with a dumb girl, have sex with one? Sure, a relationship? No.

[–]tafkat 1 point2 points ago

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No offense but; your punctuation. Is a bit, mixed up"

[–]mecrosis 0 points1 point ago

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none, taken. I, tend to, over use comas. So they tell me.

[–]mordrin -1 points0 points ago

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I'm tired of all these motherfucking reposts on this motherfucking reddit.

[–]Icsifil -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, this is that Cosby post reversed.

[–]Fvel -1 points0 points ago

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Lesbians get the smart girls :D

[–]thelastpizzaslice -2 points-1 points ago

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I have no problems with smart women.

I do not like, however, women who think being smart is an excuse to be introverted and unreasonable.

[–]EmptyAndFrantic 4 points5 points ago

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You realize that being introverted isn't something you "do", right? It's something you are, basically.