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[–]adrian_t45 56 points57 points ago

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The repost police caught you.

[–]Skolisse[S] 22 points23 points ago

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I regret nothing!

[–]Dapwell 7 points8 points ago

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Anything you say can and will be used against you.

[–]gameadd1kt 15 points16 points ago

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[–]BillDAWG 10 points11 points ago

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STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

[–]toaf 2 points3 points ago

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[–]EliteT 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting hedonismbot

[–]toaf 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, but his line is "I apologize for nothing".

[–]ma_ja_mcc 11 points12 points ago

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Cats and Reposts.

[–]davesterist 7 points8 points ago

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Jesus christ of america... every damn time "This one is the bee's knees" kills me X____X I guess since I never hear anyone saying it.

[–]SpreadShot 3 points4 points ago

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what does it mean? heard it for the first time...

[–]penguinswithpie 3 points4 points ago

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It's an old expression that was popular around the 1920's. It was the hip way to say "this is cool".

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/the-bees-knees.html

[–]SpreadShot 2 points3 points ago

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thank you sir!

[–]luckyratfoot 1 point2 points ago

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I use the phrase every once in a while. Mostly I say that things are the seal's wheels.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Source is Frogman.

[–]Arternative1 0 points1 point ago

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Is he French?

[–]just_bob 4 points5 points ago

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For me it was the "this is not a watermark" and "neither is this" that sold me...

[–]Tezoire666 2 points3 points ago

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Fantastic. Made me laugh. :)

[–]gnarlysaurus 4 points5 points ago

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Not pictured: OP shoving cats face through hole in box.

[–]Fabreeze63 0 points1 point ago

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This got a real lol from me.

[–]SymphonicPsychosis 0 points1 point ago

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Repost, yes, but damn those cat faces. Always get me.

[–]KyleDaAwesome 0 points1 point ago

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That is a pretty cool box...

[–]iamatoad 0 points1 point ago

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Ribbit.

[–]antisocial84 1 point2 points ago

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I hadn't seen that one before thanks for reposting x

[–]WholeWideWorld 1 point2 points ago

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I love cats.

[–]FomorianKing 0 points1 point ago

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Redditors and reposts.

[–]rossiohead 0 points1 point ago

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The original, which didn't have watermarks to begin with (so whoever put 'em there was a-thieving):

http://thefrogman.me/post/13405484202/steve-approves

[–]pukeorama -1 points0 points ago

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Kitty

[–]AWaffleTooFar 0 points1 point ago

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Forever a repost but I'm don't mind because the last panel still slays me.

[–]spinozasrobot -4 points-3 points ago

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Bees knees == British

[–]Dialup14400 -3 points-2 points ago

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Total let down by the end, you can barely see the cat! And that's even befor  
e shrinking it down to 800x600!