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ok class, now find x or i'll rip your skins off (26.media.tumblr.com)

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[–]The601 57 points58 points ago

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Why is the short side 69 and the long side 5? This is the most "not to scale" triangle I've ever seen!

[–]nburghmatt 52 points53 points ago

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there's no right answer. you just get your skin ripped off.

[–]woodsja2 3 points4 points ago

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Actually x is around 69.18 of whatever unit they're talking about if the angle between the 5 and 69 unit lengths is 90 degrees.

[–]BulletBilll 2 points3 points ago

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Actually they just used different mesurements for each side. It's 69dm and 5 feet

[–]woodsja2 0 points1 point ago

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Well they should have indicated different units for different sides...

[–]BulletBilll 1 point2 points ago

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The hardest part is finding out which unit of measurement you need to convert to for x

[–]CyanideCloud 3 points4 points ago

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This is the worst math problem ever.

[–]Latyon 46 points47 points ago

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A priest, a rabbi, and Pyramid Head walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

There were no survivors.

[–]SpidersInABdayCake 1 point2 points ago

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Pyramid Head walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Why the long face?"

There were no survivors.

[–]Armadillosasshole69 25 points26 points ago

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Best. Teacher. Ever.

[–]Kryten2X4B 20 points21 points ago

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First thing that came into my head was Alec Baldwin in Beetlejuice.

[–]PeggyJean92 2 points3 points ago

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I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that!!

[–]Awful_Antagonist 8 points9 points ago

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Holy farmer's tan, Batman.

[–]fortrines 1 point2 points ago

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You say that like it's some kind of sin. His farmer's tan is there cos he is shielded from sunlight by his gigantic pyramid head.

[–]yoho139 -1 points0 points ago

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Don't star(TAN) this already...

[–]jehjoa 12 points13 points ago

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I lol'd mostly at the color difference between his hand and his shoulder.

[–]bellarogue 1 point2 points ago

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That's what happens when you live in foggy darkness and tear the bloody hides off of humans on the regular.

[–]Ikimasen 0 points1 point ago

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Pah, in the summer time my farmer's tan puts that farmer's tan to shame.

[–]SuperOtter 5 points6 points ago

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Well that brings back horrifying memories of screaming like the little 14-year-old girl I was when I first saw Pyramid Head. Pretty sure I screamed, paused the game, and ran out of the room. This version is no easier on the eyes when math is involved.

[–]jax9999 3 points4 points ago

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math. not even once.

[–]mcwx3 3 points4 points ago

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In the top left corner, is that a turtle with an utter?

[–]papermaize 2 points3 points ago

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I like how his head is like a triangle

[–]themightybaron 1 point2 points ago

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AHHHHH QUICK TO THE CHURCH

[–]Parecer 1 point2 points ago

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Reminded me of this odd commercial.

[–]Brainderailment 1 point2 points ago

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According to the game, he was more into raping 4 legged things.

[–]0hkayy 1 point2 points ago

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pyramid head is one sexy mofo

[–]DeliciousKiwi 1 point2 points ago

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My god, I want context.

[–]Fieel 1 point2 points ago

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nice skin color

wait

[–]Spaceside 0 points1 point ago

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X is right there, above the triangle

[–]johndeer89 0 points1 point ago

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is that guy in the movie, or just the video game?

[–]mknyan 0 points1 point ago

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He's got the Dale Gribble tan.

[–]piratekab 0 points1 point ago

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He has already found it.

[–]ELEMENTALITYNES 0 points1 point ago

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he almost blends in with the whiteboard

[–]DubberAnonymous 0 points1 point ago

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that is awesome.

[–]Grumpy_Kong 0 points1 point ago

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....and rape your zombified corpse.

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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Today, class, we measure the angles on my mask.

[–]WackoSlacko 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone's fixated on Pyramid Head, when I can't stop staring at the drawing of the fire-breathing, lizard-thing with a shell that has udders... And also appears to be popping out a Poke-ball...

[–]Seriou 0 points1 point ago

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Fake because he didn't have the right angle mark. No teacher would forget that. (Tgats hoe I found out)

[–]super_sexy_chair 1 point2 points ago

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68.53

[–]LEFTY_J 12 points13 points ago

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I got 69.180922225711909050981816291501 approx. :)

[–]orthag 8 points9 points ago

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Lefy J is correct. I'm sorry super sex chair, but i'm going to have to take your skin.

[–]super_sexy_chair 7 points8 points ago

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thats ok, i did 692 in my head so i'm not gonna argue

[–]imme40 13 points14 points ago

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Only a super sexy chair would do 69 squared in their head...

[–]andbruno 1 point2 points ago

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SKIN OFF!!!!

69.18

[–]morris858 5 points6 points ago

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Oh I'm sorry sir, we needed you to round to three decimal places.

[–]rageth -4 points-3 points ago

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Looks like that guy from silent hill. Maybe it's his lesser psychotic brother who went into teaching.

[–]MissFried 35 points36 points ago

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http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/666/_57c8a1a431a592af806925e57258202f.png

[–]Ikimasen 12 points13 points ago

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Whatever happened to thatsthejoke.jpg?

[–]BulletBilll 2 points3 points ago

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those files never work for me...

[–]glowst1ck 0 points1 point ago

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uhh..why does this look like a college learning the Pythagorean theorem? i learned that like...freshman year of high school..or earlier

[–]iamaelephant 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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There was a character in the Silent Hill series called Pyramid Head who was quite scary.

[–]sodoh -1 points0 points ago

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I thought it was this guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torquemada_(comics)

[–]Naterinator -1 points0 points ago

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dafuq?!

[–]nibbly_wubz -3 points-2 points ago

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this?

[–]iMelancholyKid -3 points-2 points ago

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Pyramid Head!!! :D

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