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[–]SirGal-I-had 65 points66 points ago

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I saw this when it happened live. Never, have I ever laughed so hard.

[–]BenAfleckIsAnOkActor 15 points16 points ago

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Did they stop? or did they proceed like nothing happened?

[–]SirGal-I-had 28 points29 points ago

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The commentators were actually pretty cool about it, and brushed it off with a simple, "looks like she's going to have to change before her next run."

[–]soupatroopa 42 points43 points ago

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It's a woman, thank god. I had to check the comments to see if my boner is okay.

[–]Sporklift 20 points21 points ago

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[–]Shwoodge 17 points18 points ago

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honestly though, her ass is pretty nice

[–]bitchkat 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of Vera Demilo

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[–]Sporklift 1 point2 points ago

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And low standards.

[–]FamineLord 6 points7 points ago

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I'm sorry, but the erection has died

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[–]GrownManNaked 2 points3 points ago

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This kills the erection

[–]insomniazoo 1 point2 points ago

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Why couldn't it be the one on the LEFT :'(

[–]modix 7 points8 points ago

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Stupid sexy Flanders...

[–]xThreeDogx 0 points1 point ago

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Its like im wearing nothing at all!

[–]Neph55 1 point2 points ago

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[–]GrownManNaked 0 points1 point ago

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THIS! I was sooo thinking the same thing and literally said out loud "god I hope that was a woman."

[–]BenAfleckIsAnOkActor 7 points8 points ago

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Strong men, i would of lost my job.

[–]tadowguy 17 points18 points ago

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*would have or would've which is what you were going for.

[–]The_Dane 2 points3 points ago

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im glad someone said it, the right side of my face does an uncontrollable tic when I read that

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[–]waldentwo 2 points3 points ago

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like what?

[–]itsamario 1 point2 points ago

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Janet Jackson Wardrobe company manufactures those spandex.

Seriously though, I'm jealous, if I saw that live it would have been priceless.

[–]SrsSteel 12 points13 points ago

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DAT ASS.

[–]itsamario 12 points13 points ago

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If you watch this in reverse, it is about a woman who farts so powerfully that the sheer heat of it welds her spandex back together again.

[–]ScumbagSolo 28 points29 points ago

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My reaction largely depends on the gender of that ass.

[–]Helixdaunting 10 points11 points ago

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Female. Gillian Cooke.

[–]ScumbagSolo 11 points12 points ago

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I therefore approve.

[–]wills2084 17 points18 points ago

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Her name is Gillian Cooke

[–]frankenbean 18 points19 points ago

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Wrong. His name is Robert Paulson.

[–]BenAfleckIsAnOkActor 7 points8 points ago

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[–]hyperbolic_duck 16 points17 points ago

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Alright, I'm a horrible person... but did anyone else think this was a bad photoshop at first?

[–]lepuma 4 points5 points ago

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I'm even worse...I skimmed over your comment and confirmed it was indeed photoshopped. Then I re-read it...and it's just her...staring back into my guilty eyes.

[–]kernelhappy 0 points1 point ago

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Don't feel too bad, I'm sitting next to you. I thought it was a spoof from Kids in the Hall at first.

[–]ElfmanLV 0 points1 point ago

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[–]benDEEpickles 0 points1 point ago

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She has a real problem with being able to stare directly at the camera.

[–]YodaTheCoder 0 points1 point ago

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Unless there are two cameras, then she's golden.

[–]iwashere33 4 points5 points ago

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meh, i'm either way. and i'd like a few minutes with that sled too.

[–]Randamba 2 points3 points ago*

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She's a girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Phw_pGC4kE&feature=player_detailpage#t=21s

Why am I getting voted down? All I did was answer his question and provide video evidence.

[–]cmiller1 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Aquasnail 9 points10 points ago

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dat booty was just too substantial

[–]ChairCraft 4 points5 points ago

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And a 1.. and a fart...

[–]butterfinger123 2 points3 points ago

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in austria theres a commercial with this clip

[–]rabidhamster2002 2 points3 points ago

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Karma. Shouldn't have dissed the Jamaican team.

[–]GoochyBandana 1 point2 points ago

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this is golden

[–]Kurochihiro 1 point2 points ago

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pop

[–]wowlolcat 1 point2 points ago

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Gillian Cooke, (she's on the right)

[–]philcannotdance 1 point2 points ago

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Brush! What sorcery is this?!

[–]Masha_Lindsay 1 point2 points ago

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Its hypnotic, must stop staring

[–]UnknownArchive 3 points4 points ago

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[–]thehoniestbadger 0 points1 point ago

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Lol funny two years ago just before the winter olympics, funny now

[–]maelfyn 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my God, thank you for this. I am in tears from laughing.

[–]AbSoluTc 0 points1 point ago

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Say AHHHHHHHH

[–]Cordicuss 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW.

[–]getmybabyoutdagnats 0 points1 point ago

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When this happened, one of my friends shouted "damn that ass crack deep!"

[–]fecallube 0 points1 point ago

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so for some reason i thought that arm with the mic that swings in front of the camera at the beginning was a hung horse

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[–]heart-on 11 points12 points ago

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she was. it's called a thong. they're pretty popular these days.

[–]pancakehiatt -1 points0 points ago

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So, I guess we're not tagging anymore?

[–]balougar -2 points-1 points ago

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Thought of this when I saw the post.