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Run Snake, run like you've never run before! (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by CandyTownFA

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[–]CandyTownFA[S] 44 points45 points ago*

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Anyone else here finds Snake's face hilarious?

[–]Aquasnail 6 points7 points ago

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almost looks like he stubbed his toe while running.

[–]Jornadapro 5 points6 points ago

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looks like William H. Macy in that photo

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Snake: "What have I done?!"

[–]GaryWeNeedMoreCarts 0 points1 point ago

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I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

[–]fukuser 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Doctor House

[–]Twerty 0 points1 point ago

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Is he... crying?

[–]cnet14 -1 points0 points ago

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Totally reminded me of the end of a Pure Pwnage episode.

JEREMY! (sorry for the bad quality screen grab)

[–]DishwasherTwig 19 points20 points ago

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HULK LIKE BOOBIES

WANT MORE BOOBIES

BOX MAN HAVE MORE BOOBIES FOR HULK?

[–]TrollandDie 0 points1 point ago

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If genetic mutations work like steroids those nude mags won't do anything for him.

[–]DishwasherTwig 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure gamma rays have the same effect as HGH

[–]yesukai 4 points5 points ago

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HGH doesn't negatively effect anything sexual related, you're thinking of anabolic steroids.

[–]shitterplug -1 points0 points ago

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Steroids effect the balls, not the dick.

[–]TehPerfessor 10 points11 points ago

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One does not simply steal The Hulk's porn box

[–]Pequin 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't a PIC, it's a pice of art...

Here's the artist HOKUNIN

No one gives a fuck about accrediting the artist anymore?

[–]cpnHindsight 5 points6 points ago

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Tranq darts? This isn't the time to try and get an S rank, Snake...

[–]Chucktheduck 3 points4 points ago

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If he were to "run like he's never ran before" wouldn't he just fall down?

[–]Mogknight23 2 points3 points ago

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No, when they say "run like he's never run before," it's more of a silly walk.

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[–]donpapillon 4 points5 points ago

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So you ruined a fucking masterpiece of digital art with your shitty little meme and you have the guts to say you FIXED IT?

The nerve.

[–]grisioco 4 points5 points ago

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it didnt need to be fixed.

thats like putting sad keanu in Starry Night.

[–]Wadiwadum 0 points1 point ago

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(mr) Saturn Protective Association finally took its deserved revenge.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I could only assume Snake was watching The Hulk fap and got busted.

[–]CaptainScrambles 0 points1 point ago

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I recently found this picture on my hard drive. I have no clue where I got it but it's pretty much the greatest thing ever.

[–]ThereisnoTruth 0 points1 point ago

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For God sake - just give him the box of Playboys!

[–]WarPhalange -4 points-3 points ago

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This is bullshit. Snake never runs away. He tackles that shit head-on.

He destroyed like 30 Metal Gear Ray's all in one sitting. You're telling me he couldn't punch out Hulk? Please.

[–]MrChewyBiteums 8 points9 points ago

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Youre thinking of Raiden?

[–]WarPhalange -2 points-1 points ago

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Snake was there.

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[–]WarPhalange -2 points-1 points ago

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Whatever. Metal Gear Solid 2 isn't even canonical as far as I'm concerned. Why? Because that ending assumes Meryl died, and Snake would NEVER have let that happened. Can you imagine Snake succumbing to torture? Nope. Not happening.

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[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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It's assumed in MGS2 that Meryl died, otherwise she and Snake would have hooked up instead of him settling for Otacon's greasy nerd touch.

Moreover, MGS2 starts with you having (very briefly) the stealth camo. Can't get that shit from Otacon if he's still in base while everything is going to hell and Snake is riding off into the cold sunset to make sweet love to Merly while Barry White is playing in the background.

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[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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That's because you know the link doesn't exist. The La Li Lu Le Lo have created a faux-internet where the information they want to spread exists, though it is false.

[–]the_goat_boy -1 points0 points ago

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Meryl is mentioned as being alive in MGS2, buddy. Something about tomboys.

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[–]builguito 0 points1 point ago

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Have an upvote for retro fun

[–]Firecracker048 0 points1 point ago

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Ohh god the shear look of terror on snake's face, made me lol

[–]OlePuddinHead 0 points1 point ago

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whats the story behind the pic ? Enlighten us

[–]evil_penguin_17 0 points1 point ago

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source

[–]smittyddude 0 points1 point ago

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The hulk has tranquilizer darts in his head but snake is holding the light equipped USP.

[–]Mogknight23 -1 points0 points ago

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Snake can hold about 20 weapons, I don't think the one equipped make a difference.

[–]Ivraalia 0 points1 point ago

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Brad Pitt is getting rather old enough to play Solid Snake IMO.

[–]brian44cali 0 points1 point ago

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Porn Stash Acquired

[–]RedOneTheSandNigger -1 points0 points ago

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omg the nude magazine didnt work !!! QUICK HIDE IN THE CARDBOARD BOX!!!

[–]L3D -1 points0 points ago

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Box is too small

[–]droxxus -1 points0 points ago

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This is... Amazing.

[–]Diego_Poop -1 points0 points ago

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I wouldn't blame the UPS guy if he threw the box over the fence and ran in this case.

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[–]AmericanSalesman -1 points0 points ago

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The Hulk has tranq darts in him, Snake must have switched weapons.

[–]BoredAsian -1 points0 points ago

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The one thing I don't get about this picture is, why is Snake's hand going through the box? :(

[–]twelven 0 points1 point ago

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It's not, he's holding the box against his hip.

[–]Mogknight23 -1 points0 points ago

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Steroidus Snake?

[–]sebballnz -1 points0 points ago

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snake, hide in box he will never find you

[–]Chardonneh -1 points0 points ago

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Older Redditor here. So not knowing who Snake is and all. Is it just me or does this fella look like Chuck Norris running away from The Hulk after interrupting him while taking a dump. Since most of the men in my house read their Playboy on the john.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Snake took Bruce's stash of playboys! God speed..

[–]Transill -2 points-1 points ago

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That face!

[–]PeteDL -2 points-1 points ago

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Drop the box, Snake! Maybe that's what he wants!

[–]adric212 -2 points-1 points ago

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Upvote for you my friend, A very Very much needed laugh. haha

[–]mosesecks -2 points-1 points ago

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Woop woop woop woop woop...

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[–]ckcornflake -3 points-2 points ago

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Wait, no one has photoshopped the bubble girl running away into this picture yet!? Am I still on reddit?

[–]iliketodraw -3 points-2 points ago

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Is the magazine's title "Gayboy"?

[–]TheLostBigBoss -2 points-1 points ago

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!

[–]w2tpmf -1 points0 points ago

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Hah. I read that and heard the "zwink" noise in my head.

On a related note I recently downloaded that sound and set it add the notification sound on my phone. I had to change it though because I jumped out of my chair every time I got a text or email.

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