I sure hope he does too...

alliterationactivist · 7 months

I'm so confused as to the amount of upvotes this has gotten.

Abraham_Shovelhands · 7 months

My wife told me not to shake hands with a hooker. She's the type to fill a man's sandwich with glass if he left for work without kissing her goodbye. So I kissed her and left.

Do you know the guy, you know, the guy that runs up to you, out of nowhere, and begs for a cigarette? Yeah, I had one come up to me today. I don't mind, though; I'm on my way to work, I can afford gifting a cigarette to a stranger. Then he wanted to chat. Alright, I said, why don't we chat as we walk, I don't mind.
I did mind, though. I minded that he bit the butt of his cigarette. I minded that he waved his arms in my face when he talked. But most of all, I minded that he knew me from somewhere.
I don't carry much in my briefcase. Just some papers and a sandwich and a knife. I like my knife a lot. And I liked the idea I had while passing under a railway bridge. Say, you want another one, I asked while reaching into my briefcase. The guy nodded and his greedy fingers grabbed a cigarette from my pack. I offered him light and as he used his hands to keep the wind from the flame, I pushed my knife sideways through his throat.
Then I moved on.

I like my knife. And I love my wife.
And I never did touch any hookers.

I'm a turtle.

TL;DR: Holy shit, I don't know.

mynameisBobSpongeBob · 7 months

http://i.imgur.com/Bohco.jpg

i_m_fury · 7 months

That would make it a briefcase. Unless he's going on a business trip I suppose. But then why doesn't he have flight tickets or driving gloves? This comic was poorly thought out imo.

ImCaptainObvious · 7 months

Turtles don't have jobs, this is just a drawing.

joofoot · 7 months

I bet his profession demands a lot from him.

i0dine · 7 months

Fuck, I'm on my laptop and don't have my business turtle folder.

However, these were mostly written by a namefag on 4chan, who I can't remember now. He posted a couple of them every Monday for like a month or so. This was the original, but there are many excellent heart-warming business turtle images.

Ima_lil_teapot · 7 months

Have a good day, Turtle :]

Jbergur · 7 months

Have a good day, mr. Turtle.

grahvity · 7 months

VINCENT, are we happy?

philcannotdance · 7 months

He obviously had morning sex.

IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes · 7 months

I hope he doesent have to use his AK.

Scuba_Sexteban · 7 months

That made me smile for some weird reason

hamsterwheel · 7 months

Why did I just upvote this? And why am I so full of good feelings towards that turtle?

julianface · 7 months

such a cute turtle I hope it has a nice day too

alisdairr · 7 months

http://i.imgur.com/M3SFh.png

Feisl · 7 months

Why does this make me disproportionately happy?

Never_gets_any_joke · 7 months

I don't get it.

Johnofthewest · 7 months

No one wants to see a sad turtle.

heartpuppiez · 7 months

I feel like I'm missing something

ReDyP · 7 months

What a nice turtle :)

carthur · 7 months

Me too

deadcom · 7 months

Haha, nobody can make puns for turtles. It was actually kind of refreshing to not see a pun thread in these comments.

Adam-O · 7 months

See the TURTLE of enormous girth,

On his shell he holds the earth.

whitebait01 · 7 months

Who takes a suitcase to work? Briefcase maybe, but suitcase means you're going on holiday.

fotc77 · 7 months

this belongs in /r/aww

edit: TIL if you type /r/ and then a subreddit it becomes a link to that subreddit

ChirpingGlowbird · 7 months

haha awww, impossible not to smile at this :D

LordDerpingtons · 7 months

Even though I saw this pic a month ago...fuck yeah! I hopes he has an good day aswell :D

saosinwin · 7 months

Work was alright, but traffic was terrible.

Siegs · 7 months

I really hope he has a good day. I don't know why I care about that turtle, maybe his cock-eyed smile, perhaps his apparent sense of purpose, or maybe even his extra preparedness for the day ahead. Regardless of why, I just hope it all turns out just right for him.

pomel · 7 months

Meaning of life right there.

stilettopanda · 7 months

I hope this turtle has a turtley good day. Wah ha ha

heate · 7 months

Paul the work turtle

KleurenPrinter · 7 months

I don't know why but this made my day.

BebMaster · 7 months

Silly english you, Turtle is female, not male ! Une tortue !

zoozoo458 · 7 months

I get it, the suitcase is a bomb.

JuhJuhJOHNNY · 7 months

Big gulps, huh?

halogrand · 7 months

Wheres that Turtle racer guy??

Partyliquor · 7 months

I immediately heard Tracy Morgan reading this.

I_Know_Stuff · 7 months

I'm pretty sure this is from http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/ but I can't find the specific comic.

NQSSuperSam · 7 months

More of that hard working turtle.

MadWombat · 7 months

That turtle was evicted from his house after losing his job. In the suitcase he has the only possessions he has left after a messy divorce with his wife. He is walking to a rail yard. He plans to ride freight trains to Minnesota where his parents live, so he can stay in their basement until he finds another job. He won't. In six months he will become clinically depressed and hang himself.

nicholaaaas · 7 months

who takes a suitcase to work? he's probably going on vacation. and since he's going on vacation he probably will have a good day

Interneds · 7 months

What' in the briefcase?

ytsejam214 · 7 months

I don't always upvote things just for being cute

but when I do, it's this picture

Lt_Shniz · 7 months

http://boards.420chan.org/nc/src/1305933895685.png

Squishy90 · 7 months

This made my life. It's just too freaking cute. tears of happy cuteness

Cheekiestfellow · 7 months

I love this.

sweYoda · 7 months

I like turtles.

Lord_Bumberchute · 7 months

Got that turtle a briefcase.

Turtles love briefcases.

JeremyR22 · 7 months

I subconsciously read this in the voice of Bruce from Family Guy...

dont_upvote · 7 months

Poor him. He got JPEG artifact disease :(

TheButterhorse · 7 months

Don't be fooled, there's a human head/bomb in it.

majeric · 7 months

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mattjallen27 · 7 months

That turtle is getting sucked off

Damianvv · 7 months

I found a tortoise when I was 8 on a 50km stretch of road in South Africa during a family car trip, they let me take it in the car and then changed their minds and said I couldn't keep it.

He probably died later that day, maybe the monkeys got him.

ComplacentBard · 7 months

In Canada, milk comes in bags!

[deleted] · 7 months

I hope he gets some frequent flyer miles. oh wait he's not flying oh well

BAD LUCK, TURtLE. Mebbe next time eh?

CantHugEveryCat · 7 months

Who brings a suitcase to work? The turtle is probably going to travel somewhere. Perhaps it is going on vacation.

jonosvision · 7 months

I thought this was a word play thing because I originally read it as "the turtle has a staircase" and looked desperately in the comments to see if that was indeed why it was funny/mind blowing.

Turns out I'm a moron and am way to high, and it's suitcase.

shillbert · 7 months

Is anyone extremely disappointed that the lines don't follow the Fibonacci series? 1-1-3-6-9?? The heck.

Ninjatree · 7 months

He should consider working from home.

meta_asfuck · 7 months

BOO, damn kiddie redditors ruining the front page.

borgqueen2373 · 7 months

Credit to [Twodee](twodee.tumblr.com). He's an awesome artist, be sure to check him out.

LYNxc · 7 months

It's time for Steve.

funny

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