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[–]jakemyers7 227 points228 points ago

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Im hungry and Im bloated

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[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 28 points29 points ago

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im starving and i know it.

[–]Zanhana 19 points20 points ago

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And when the rebels come, I hide in my hut try'na not get shot, yeah!

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[–]chelloveck 1 point2 points ago

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Malnutrition.

[–]cluelesspuma 42 points43 points ago

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oh god.

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 33 points34 points ago

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Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Yeah!!!!

[–]saintlawrence 24 points25 points ago

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A-a-a-ascites! When I walk through my village, sometimes my feet bleed. All the vultures stop and stare at me. I got hepatomegaly and this is how I show it. Show it...kwashiorkor and I know it.

[–]oneampstar 21 points22 points ago

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Everyday I'm sufferin'

[–]hirashirou 8 points9 points ago

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Hi, yeah, that'll be two tickets. Thanks.

[–]snitzy 36 points37 points ago

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Love or hate that music video it sure contains a plethora of wiggling genitalia.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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wiggle wiggle that..

[–]Neepho 34 points35 points ago

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Siiiiiigh

[–]Talkgibberish 52 points53 points ago

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girllookatthatbody

[–]bcmanucd 18 points19 points ago

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[–]MrJoehobo 10 points11 points ago

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Siiiiiigh

[–]skymanj 5 points6 points ago

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When will you people learn, XKCD is always relevant. There is no need to link it, it's just implied.

[–]KrishnaS124 -2 points-1 points ago

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i know what you "mean"

[–]Neepho 14 points15 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

Yes yes yes, well done, you worked out the xkcd reference. Have a medal...

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 1 point2 points ago

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i i i work out!

[–]TmanV 9 points10 points ago

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Isn't there a gif of that kid?

[–]SmellMyFingerNail 4 points5 points ago

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What music video is the first picture from?

[–]05592 10 points11 points ago

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I feel so glad for you.

[–]CaptainKate757[!] 6 points7 points ago

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[–]indigo78 5 points6 points ago

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I'm Sexy and I know it, by LMFAO.

[–]Idiotpassenger 6 points7 points ago

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[–]BadInternetDetective 9 points10 points ago

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I don't like them. One time after a concert, my friend was able to get a party at out house with them invited. One of them got wasted and was doing all obscene things. At the end of the night he picked up MY cat and started humping it and pouring alcohol on her. Needless to say, we don't invite starving African children into our house anymore.

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 18 points19 points ago

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That video is one of the funniest ones I've ever seen. They're the only popular group I like nowadays.

[–]lightslash53 23 points24 points ago

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Because they don't take themselves seriously?

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 21 points22 points ago

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Yes, and because they treat their fans extremely well compared to other pop acts.

[–]JonLim 10 points11 points ago

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They look like they have a blast when they make music videos, so I love them for that. Their songs are also infectious and catchy, and just retarded enough that I don't mind.

[–]cooldudeconsortium 3 points4 points ago

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You have a much higher tolerance for retarded than I, good sir.

[–]JonLim 1 point2 points ago

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If you pretend that they write the songs to be silly and kind of off the wall, the level of perceived retardation goes way down.

Or maybe I just want to like them so I can justify why I shuffle everywhere.

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly, they seem like the type of people that make music for the sake of making music and having fun.

[–]HonorableJudgeIto 0 points1 point ago

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I usually hate pop music, but for some reason, I absolutely love this band. I don't understand why.

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 0 points1 point ago

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Probably because their music is so damn addicting. It's weird, I listen to hardly anything that's not grunge or metal, and yet I absolutely love LMFAO.

[–]Destructios 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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I laughed so hard at that video.

Man, I freakin' love those guys.

[–]angrypenguin182 10 points11 points ago

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I thought it was stupid, then I watched the video amd remembered its supposed to be funny

[–]seanabel 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone notice the ones down the bottom look like they've been feed more than the ones up the top?

[–]TylerPaulB 1 point2 points ago

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Repost.

[–]Wagamamma 0 points1 point ago

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It's Friday Niggas!!

[–]OmarLives 4 points5 points ago

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This band needs to be destroyed.

[–]Munkadunk667 2 points3 points ago

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That kid is probably dead by now...

Too soon?

[–]tbrown8890 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I find the pic of that kid in the snakeskin cowboy boots?

[–]StarWarsQuotes 0 points1 point ago

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Great kid! Now don't get cocky.

[–]James1o1o 0 points1 point ago

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[–]wazzaa4u 0 points1 point ago

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[–]skymanj 1 point2 points ago

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HOLY DOG SHIT BATMAN!

A repost on reddit? To the batmobile, we have to stop this!

[–]wazzaa4u -1 points0 points ago

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as in he created it as a rage comic. This guy reposted my friends rage comic and reaped the karma. Thats not cool

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[–]jakemyers7 9 points10 points ago

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laugh out loud'd?

[–]artz 7 points8 points ago

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lol'd'd

[–]Neepho 10 points11 points ago

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Yo dawg...

[–]aoeu00 -1 points0 points ago

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Ha. For you wow players, I'm imagining the kid in the middle doing the gnome dance.

[–]lukeh15 -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]ilikebush -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm sorry, but I just needed to chime in that LMFAO is the biggest joke of "music" that I've ever heard, and that the two guys involved are wastes of space that can't sing, rap, or dance. Just needed to throw that out there.

[–]thelittleking 0 points1 point ago

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That's just, like, your opinion, man.

[–]HappyMan777 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Fabreeze63 -2 points-1 points ago

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This is my ringtone, and I got a text as soon as I opened the tab.