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[–]sachegrande 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Mirf9 3 points4 points ago

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Bees?!

[–]sachegrande 3 points4 points ago

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How hard could it be? Bbbzzzzzz! We'll see who brings in more honey!

[–]grindinghalt 5 points6 points ago

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Gob's not on board.

[–]ilikefacts 1 point2 points ago*

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They don't allow you to have bees in here.

[–]noisefun 0 points1 point ago

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Are beads expensive?

[–]dizzystuff 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder how this is going to affect my honey business...?

[–]snafu23 0 points1 point ago

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No bees!!!

[–]HeyFreeLemons 0 points1 point ago

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BEADS?!???! >:O

[–]acharmedmatrix -1 points0 points ago

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DAMMIT

[–]may_be_your_dad 7 points8 points ago

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oh hell no... not this again

[–]StinkinFinger 0 points1 point ago

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First time I've seen it.

[–]may_be_your_dad -2 points-1 points ago

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well yyyiiiipeeeee for you.

[–]StinkinFinger 0 points1 point ago

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Huh? Why the attack? I am kinda new here. I heard redditors were all cool. Obviously I was wrong. Peace and cats.

[–]may_be_your_dad -1 points0 points ago

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wtf are you talking about? you obviously have no clue of what an atack is. As for redditors, they come in all shapes and sizes and can be declared "cool" by some standards and "uncool" by others. Either way, most uf us say what we feel and don't give a damn. As far as my POV, I think you should stop your bitching and your whining and grow a pair. I could not care less if you think I am "uncool" because I don't aprove of you or because I don't kiss your ass because you're new on Reddit. 3 months isn't that new Sherlock. And btw, I know what kind of reaction you where trying to obtain with that reply. Stop looking for approval or sympathy in others.

[–]StinkinFinger 0 points1 point ago

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You got issues dude. I said I never saw something and you flipped out on me. I revoke my cats.

[–]may_be_your_dad -1 points0 points ago

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I said....and then you said... and I am new on reddit.... and you suposed to be cool... no more cats for you... You know damn well what you wrote. Revoke your fucking cats. I am a dog person. And for you, no peace or cats... just a friendly fuck off... from the bottom of my heart.

[–]StinkinFinger 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry, Napoleon. It will get bigger when you grow up.

[–]may_be_your_dad -1 points0 points ago

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sure man... whatever helps you sleep at night.

[–]btcprox 5 points6 points ago

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Do people find the .gif funnier than the actual video? (about 0:23)

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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the gif is more surreal. funnier

[–]QuantumFTL 1 point2 points ago

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It's hard for me to explain why I find it funnier, but I do! I think part of it is that the .gif has less context, it doesn't have the laughter, etc. It's short, it's pithy, and unexpected if you've not seen it before.

And as Zaumaum says, it's definitely far more surreal!

[–]UnknownArchive 4 points5 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Oprah is the Queen of the Bees 2coms -5pts 1mo gif
Thank you Oprah! 2coms 6pts 1mo funny
BEES!!! 1com 2pts 19dys funny
Oprah gave me the inspiration for my family's Christmas present 0coms -4pts 1mo funny
and Today we're giving away...... 0coms 2pts 1mo funny
Evil Oprah 4coms -2pts 1mo gifs
Bees for everyone!!! 1com 0pts 1mo WTF
In English you say "Encour!"... in French you say: 0coms -1pt 1mo funny
Oprah, the best .gif ever. 60coms 316pts 4mos funny
Bees. My favourite gif. 80coms 504pts 5mos gifs
Sneak peak of Oprah's finale show 51coms 342pts 8mos funny
Oprah honey... 22coms 117pts 9mos funny
Still one of my favorite Gif's - Oprahs Bees 22coms 401pts 11mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]Colostomy -1 points0 points ago

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And here's me thinking this is the first time this .gif has been posted on Reddit.

[–]give_it_a_shot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Fort_Kick_Ass 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking the exact same thing

[–]tacotacotaco_1 1 point2 points ago

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Why was Aziz there?

[–]paysawnpahreruh 1 point2 points ago

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i thought i was the only one who noticed

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nope.

[–]jellopez 3 points4 points ago

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definitely my favorite too.

[–]N2tZ 5 points6 points ago

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How to whore karma 101:

  1. Take an old, previously successful gif
  2. Repost it using: "My all-time favorite .gif" (or something similar) as a title
  3. ???
  4. Profit!

Ps: submission doesn't necessarily have to be a .gif

[–]heckjumper 5 points6 points ago

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[–]N2tZ -1 points0 points ago

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TAKE ALL MY UPVOTES!

[–]heckjumper 0 points1 point ago

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You probably need them more then me, I'll just have one.

[–]N2tZ -1 points0 points ago

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You've fallen into my trap. You have now received 2 already.

[–]Ashavail 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed hysterically at this for minutes.

[–]kaldrazidrim 1 point2 points ago

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Best part is her little strut at the end.

[–]TheScarletPimpernel 0 points1 point ago

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Well that was odd. I be listening to Fade In-Out by Oasis, and at the same time as Liam screams so does Oprah.

Coincidence? I think not.

[–]Dialup14400 0 points1 point ago

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Took forever to download but so, so worth it.

[–]ShinyPichu 0 points1 point ago

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HUGBEES!

cookie if you get the reference

[–]Cheddarwurst 0 points1 point ago

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This is almost terminally humorous.

[–]Rab_Legend 1 point2 points ago

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My all time favourite repost.... REEEEEPOST!!!!!

[–]mylescox 0 points1 point ago

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BEADS?!

[–]ridinretro1973 0 points1 point ago

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I actually work at one of the VW dealerships that delivered 8 of the Oprah BEEtles. Half the people sold the cars immediately back to the dealership...

[–]1414141414 -2 points-1 points ago

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The only repost I will ever upvote.

[–]WastingMyYouthHere -2 points-1 points ago

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Related to the original video: Am I the only one who thinks that if you start crying because someone wants to give you a car, unless you are planning to sell it to feed your familiy of 8 because you are flat broke and starving, you really need to rethink your values?

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[–]WastingMyYouthHere -1 points0 points ago

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Because that's the only type of emotion there is. You either have to go batshit crazy or be emotionally dead. You can't just .. be excited about it but not have a nervous breakdown. That was my point.

[–]Wtfmuch -1 points0 points ago

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Lol victory dance much xD nice trolling Oprah

[–]rk9 -1 points0 points ago

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Definitely the best, I laugh every time

[–]RomanHolidayy -1 points0 points ago

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OHGODBEES

[–]rip_u_raw4 -1 points0 points ago

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From Conan.

[–]crushedheels -1 points0 points ago

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You made me laugh out loud in the bathroom. Thanks alot

[–]akulakrieg -1 points0 points ago

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"WHO WANTS SOME BEEEEEEEES?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" dance dance dance

[–]wurzle -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm friends with the guy who is in the last half second or so of the gif. I wish they really were bees.

[–]JonSherwell -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]violentsquaremilez -2 points-1 points ago

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*chortle*

[–]robhol -2 points-1 points ago

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I never really understood this any of the 3 times I saw it - can anybody explain what exactly is going on?

[–]N2tZ 0 points1 point ago

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If I remember correctly all the audience members got a free car. I think.