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[–]jzhou0216 137 points138 points ago

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[–]agentsirus 157 points158 points ago

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Jesus Christ. The things I would do to her would last maybe 4 minutes at most and make me feel incredibly inadequate.

[–]FunWithChemicals 65 points66 points ago*

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What you're going to do her TWICE...?

[–]niklovin 7 points8 points ago

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Yes, yes go on...

[–]HasAwkwardPoopWishes 32 points33 points ago

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I want to watch her take a shit...

[–]Footballvike81 8 points9 points ago

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You just done changed the game, HasAwkwardPoopWishes.

[–]B1gApp135 12 points13 points ago

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That red hair on her just bumps her sexiness to new heights! Plus green eyes!

[–]jerpsonderpson 26 points27 points ago

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I read this as "the red hair on her bumps..."

:|

[–]Paladinltd 4 points5 points ago

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her lovely lady lumps!

[–]iNNeRKaoS 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah... Kinda sucks it ain't natural.

[–]Rangourthaman_ 302 points303 points ago

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Better not show this to Jim Carrey.

[–]JeffTXD 27 points28 points ago

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2 seconds later + Google. Nevermind.

[–]Scalawag 24 points25 points ago

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Google+!
2 seconds later: Nevermind.

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[–]stupid-questions 56 points57 points ago

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What do you mean?

[–][deleted] 104 points105 points ago

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Jim Carrey made a really creepy video expressing his love for Emma Stone.

[–]squeegep 99 points100 points ago

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Who seriously believed he was being...serious? It's Jim Fucking Carey.

[–]bleunt 50 points51 points ago

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As serious as guys are when their girlfriends say "Linda is nice", and the guy say "yeah, maybe we should have a threesome". But kind of jokingly, just to monitor every single detail of his girlfriend's reaction. Serious in that way.

[–]portablebiscuit 37 points38 points ago

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I think it was a joke. But I also think, just under the surface, he was thinking "maybe... just maybe I have a shot at her."

And who can blame him? She's Emma Stone! Might as well send it up the flag pole & see if she salutes.

[–]dubstepzb 41 points42 points ago

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ONE IN A MILLION?!....... SO YOURE SAYING THERES A CHANCE?!

[–]Kissmonster 2 points3 points ago

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Emma talked about it in an interview. 100% a joke

[–]Dragonai 2 points3 points ago

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Might as well send it up the flag pole & see if she salutes.

Thank you for this. It's awesome.

[–]PepsiColaRapist 283 points284 points ago

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Jokes are creepy?

[–]Flandangle 138 points139 points ago

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PepsiColaRacist brings up a good point here.

[–]Puumaa 247 points248 points ago

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PepsiColaRapist

[–]Flandangle 195 points196 points ago

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Shit, sorry, I had my mind in the gutter there.

[–]thetalkinghawk 19 points20 points ago

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Well, to your credit, racism and rapism are both kind of in the gutter.

[–]Fealiks 11 points12 points ago

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[–]freerangehuman 10 points11 points ago

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But won't it get stuck? That hole is pretty small.

[–]calinet6 3 points4 points ago

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Concept: 4/10. Effort: 4/10. Delivery: 3.5/10. Total 3.8/10.

You could have done so much better with that.

[–]elaborate_muse 6 points7 points ago

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The need for a joke_analysis novelty is born...

[–]joke_analysis 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit, it wasn't taken. I shall do my best.

[–]freerangehuman 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, i was busy, tired, distracted by Emma Stone, and sexually frustrated by the same. Reddit, I promise to do better.

[–]RatherBBurnin 2 points3 points ago

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And sharp.

[–]prmaster23 3 points4 points ago

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I am wondering is your name a reference to the late Patrice Oneal?

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[–]IMasturbateToMyself 13 points14 points ago

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I thought it's hilarious.

[–]natecrousesux 35 points36 points ago

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Wasn't that a parody of some other man who made a creepy video expressing his love for Emma Stone? He was some kind of stalker.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Oh, apparently I didn't have the full backstory. Oops.

[–]austinsucksatmath 283 points284 points ago

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I LIKE HER FACE

[–]Varyter 262 points263 points ago

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SHE HAS A NICE PERSONALITY.

[–][deleted] 192 points193 points ago

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HER DRESS SENSE IS IMPECIBLE

[–]itsprobablytrue 563 points564 points ago

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HER MAIL SMELLS NICE

[–]snang 168 points169 points ago

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Wait, what?

[–]giantbob 41 points42 points ago

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No biggie, he meant snail.

[–]Rikkaaa 82 points83 points ago

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HER MAIL SMELLS SNAIL?

[–]Lutheus13 31 points32 points ago

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No, it's supposed to say HER MAIL SNAILS NICE.

[–]virgin_thx_2_reddit 28 points29 points ago

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HER SNAIL MAILS NICE?

[–]mattersmuch 18 points19 points ago

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SNAIL MAIL SMELLS HER!

[–]DocObvious 8 points9 points ago

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its probably true, bro

[–]farceur318 69 points70 points ago

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I WANT TO TAKE A BATH IN HER VOICE

[–]roadie_girl 5 points6 points ago

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Polite turrets?

[–]olafurw 49 points50 points ago

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HER TEETH ARE PRETTY

[–]DIDNT_GET_SARCASM 59 points60 points ago

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HER KNEECAPS ARE SHARP

[–]Doug8760 51 points52 points ago

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BITCH HAS SOME BIG 'OL FEET

[–]alnya 17 points18 points ago

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SHE HAS TINY PRICKLES ALL OVER HER BACK

[–]RockHardRetard 9 points10 points ago

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HER NAILS ARE CLEAN

[–]RandomNobodyEU 18 points19 points ago

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THE COLOR OF HER EYES MATCHING HER SHOES DID IT FOR ME

[–]FlyingNique 33 points34 points ago

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!! LOUD NOISES!

[–]martinmkd 50 points51 points ago

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DAT PERSONALITY

[–]calinet6 8 points9 points ago

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ACTUALLY HER PERSONALITY IS PRETTY GREAT

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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BOTH OF THEM ARE. AND PERKY TOO.

[–]itsnotadam 27 points28 points ago

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I LIKE HER COUCH

[–]squeegep 10 points11 points ago

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HEY BRO I TOO LIKE HER COUCH LETS HANG OUT SOMETIME

[–]squeegep 7 points8 points ago

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I LIKE HER COUCH

[–]Raps_About_Comments 48 points49 points ago

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I LICK HER CROTCH

[–]DarkH3roX 661 points662 points ago

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I would do sex to her

[–]Sure_Ill_Draw_That 782 points783 points ago

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[–]Duck_Jerky 284 points285 points ago

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[–]DigitalHeadSet 90 points91 points ago

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my god, hes staring right at me

[–]joemaster725 41 points42 points ago

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It's ok, i want him to stare!

[–]Scarbane 43 points44 points ago

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[–]DannyBiker 8 points9 points ago

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Is it normal that I read that in rhythm ?

[–]SamWalt 2 points3 points ago

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Did you create your account name just for that .gif?

[–]grahvity 2 points3 points ago

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[–]BillTheCommunistCat 55 points56 points ago

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oh god yes.

how ive missed you.

[–]snang 19 points20 points ago

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Slightly less erotic than I thought it would be.

[–]lilstumpz 48 points49 points ago

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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I'd love to know what event on Sesame Street warranted this reaction.

[–]EzanaG 65 points66 points ago

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I would hold her hand so hard. Just squeeze the fuck out of her hand.

[–]stanfan114 51 points52 points ago

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O! To bone

Emma Stone

[–]scramlington 77 points78 points ago

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I would not just do sex to her but I would do sex at her.

[–]ressMox 25 points26 points ago

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I was trying to be a gentleman and say something like "I would do dinner at her", but the mental image that resulted from that statement was....a strange one to say the least.

[–]scramlington 127 points128 points ago

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Was it something like this?

[–]ressMox 33 points34 points ago

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No, it was more like us eating dinner at a fancy restaurant but with me "doing dinner" so that it would sp...fuck it, I don't need this shit in my comment history.

[–]taintedbloop 26 points27 points ago

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I'm trying to think of any other possible time you could have used that gif. You people are like magic, I swear.

[–][deleted] 166 points167 points ago

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What a brave statement.

[–]Now_I_have_to_fap 77 points78 points ago

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Indeed.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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We hear you, Now_I_have_to_fap

[–]davie18 14 points15 points ago

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Well I mean if she was asking me, I may accept if I wasn't busy or anything...

[–]Droids_Rule 24 points25 points ago

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I would take her out to a nice restaurant before going to my place and engaging in consensual sex in the missionary position.

[–]SundayVerdict 18 points19 points ago

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You sick fuck.

[–]Lidodido 27 points28 points ago

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I would attach her genitalia to my genitalia, if you know what I mean.

[–]Krabberfrabber 70 points71 points ago

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Please explain. Otherwise I'm thinking staplers and/or superglue.

[–]Lidodido 24 points25 points ago

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No, it must be de-attachable. And then re-attachable again. Over and over again.

[–]noillusions 104 points105 points ago

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Velcro it is then.

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 94 points95 points ago

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...ph, crrrrchh, ph, crrrrrrch, ph, crrrrrch, ph...

[–]random_potatoes 15 points16 points ago

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A very apropos username.

[–]WoogDJ 5 points6 points ago

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Why no, whatever do you mean?

[–]Hollololoway 215 points216 points ago*

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I'd take her out on a date, if you know what I mean.

Pay the bill and tip the waiter, if you know what I mean.

I'd get to know her, if you know what I mean.

We'd move at a pace she is comfortable with, if you know what I mean.

We'd get married and have kids, if you know what I mean.

We'd grow old together, if you know what I mean.

I'd die having the satisfaction that I'd lived a fulfilling life with the girl of my dreams, if you know what I mean.

Basically, I wonder if she'd dress up as Tom Bombadil and make love to me in the dark.

[–]solar_realms_elite 83 points84 points ago

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Tom Bombadil is a jolly fellow, His gloves are blue and his boots are yellow.

[–]insanopointless 51 points52 points ago

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Emma Stone could be my Goldberry, She could S my D and make me merry

[–]Privatebrowsingatwrk 2 points3 points ago

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None have ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master: His sexes are stronger sexes, and his feet are faster.

[–]ArcticSpaceman 45 points46 points ago

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[–]MrBiggellsworth 2 points3 points ago

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WOULD NOT BANG!

[–]Frost9789 25 points26 points ago

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/r/EmmaStone is going to have a field day!

[–]mkane848 2 points3 points ago

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This picture was posted there a while ago....

Not that I would know <_<

[–]pappasiera 61 points62 points ago

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Source with a couple other shots from the 2008 GQ layout.

[–]rikker_ 4 points5 points ago

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Ooh la la, those patellas!

[–]waremi51 21 points22 points ago

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emma stone is who lindsay lohan should have been

[–]justanothercommenter 169 points170 points ago

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Foot fetishists' dream. Look at those fucking bigfeet.

[–]SecretNegroArmy 531 points532 points ago

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She must have a huge cock.

[–]Wade_W_Wilson 108 points109 points ago

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I would suck it to have sex with her. No homo.

[–]knowledgeoverswag 32 points33 points ago

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DM;HS.

[–]Wade_W_Wilson 71 points72 points ago

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Dick Mates; Herbert & Smedley?

[–]ceslek 111 points112 points ago

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She has the highest rated feet on WikiFeet.

[–][deleted] 148 points149 points ago*

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Holy shit that's a real website and you're not lying.

[–]mdrndgtl 73 points74 points ago

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What the fuck? Neither of you two were lying.

[–]bungopony 19 points20 points ago

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Internet, you just keep giving and giving.

[–]koffiebroodje 8 points9 points ago

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I really don't get what it is about feet that arouses some people. Can a foot fetishist try to explain? Is it the size? The shape? Is there a connection between sex and feet? What exactly would a foot fetishist do to Emma Stone's feet?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Well...

Feet are kind of dirty or smelly usually. The idea of taking off someone's shoes and socks and licking their feet is a submissive act. I'm not into bondage or anything, but I like licking a girl's feet and sucking on her toes while I'm fucking her. It's a nice role reversal or contrast to choking them, pulling their hair and spanking them which I also enjoy doing.

Also, I can find any part of a woman's body attractive. I mean what is it that we find attractive after all? Usually it's signs of health and reproductive ability (nice symmetric face, wide hips, etc.)... So yeah, even apart from the sex I like looking at a nice set of hands and feet on an attractive woman.

I guess my question would be: What is there about feet that wouldn't arouse some people?

[–]Bardlar 4 points5 points ago

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Dirty, smelly and bony.

How I describe my junk at the end of a boiling day at the beach.

[–]Crailek 6 points7 points ago

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Replace the word foot with breast.

[–]pstroll 4 points5 points ago

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Its an evolutionary sexual cue, a carry over for mate selection fitness when our ancestors made the transition to bipedalism. Reinforced up until permanent agrarian based settlements rendered the nomadic lifestyle obsolete. A nomadic lifestyle that required females, even during pregnancy, to make the long journeys necessary to follow migrating herds and harvest regional flora.

Of course most of my anthropology knowledge comes from GEICO commercials so I could be wrong.

[–]IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH 5 points6 points ago

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It's the exact same concept as liking boobs. What connection to sex do they have?

[–]might_be_a_throwaway 5 points6 points ago

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Not really, breasts are secondary sexual characteristics, and are involved in the whole reproduction process, whereas feet are... not.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's not just about sex it's about overall health and fitness. After all a woman's nose is not involved in the whole reproduction process but an attractive nose and face is definitely sexually arousing.

[–]Mystery_Hours 5 points6 points ago

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I think the point is that if our brain can make breasts arousing then it can do the same thing for feet. When a guy sees breasts, they don't think "hm, secondary sexual characteristics, involved in the reproductive process, therefore I'm aroused", they just know that they like what they see. It's a built in response that could theoretically be wired to other parts of the body as well.

[–]IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH 5 points6 points ago

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"A baby might eventually suck on those for nutrients one day. That's hot!"

[–]Stabboid 4 points5 points ago

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OK, great. Yet another sketchy website that will appear in my history. I'm not complaining though. unzips

[–]ceslek 5 points6 points ago

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The foot fetish is the most common fetish, believe it or not.

[–]an7agonist 3 points4 points ago

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What about the booby fetish?

[–]IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH 2 points3 points ago

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People like mammary glands? Weirdos!

[–]skakruk 3 points4 points ago

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I think there's a difference between a fetishist and a guy who likes women feet along with all their bodies!... the fetishist' sexual arousal depends on a particular clothing, or on a particular part of the body on which he centers his attention.

I find it sexy when a girl is barefoot and I think some women have beautiful feet! But it's not a fetish since I would never center my attention on those...

[–]IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH 34 points35 points ago

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Dat sole!

[–]bryanisfly 2 points3 points ago

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Reassessing your priorities, huh?

[–]pterodactylogram 8 points9 points ago

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at least she's structurally sound...

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[–]Scarlet- 49 points50 points ago

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Not weird at all.

[–]Tactful 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Rainbowlemon 11 points12 points ago

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TIL there's a "wikifeet".

[–]GruxKing 2 points3 points ago

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You're doing God's work, son.

[–]rabit71 16 points17 points ago

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they're not feet, they're boats!

[–]justanothercommenter 64 points65 points ago

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For comparison (not enlarged in any way. Just copied closer to her face.)

Compare.

[–]BeeAlk 77 points78 points ago

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I can't say I've ever contemplated foot:face ratios before.

[–]candlejack_userna 14 points15 points ago

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I thought it was common practice to implement the foot:face ratio in examining members of the opposite sex.

[–]Tactful 2 points3 points ago

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As a hypersexual kickboxer, I can confirm this.

[–]Flandangle 7 points8 points ago

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It's strangely mesmerizing.

[–]justanothercommenter 7 points8 points ago

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I also like how she's fisting that vaginacouch.

[–]condone 23 points24 points ago

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That looks hilarious. I laughed for so long.

[–]bananabm 8 points9 points ago

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I've got nothing to run off, what's the normal going rate on feet to face

[–]NotMarkus 5 points6 points ago

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Ohhhhh jesus. I came.

[–]candlejack_userna 2 points3 points ago

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I came.

[–]AlboGuy 2 points3 points ago

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Can you put it under her nose?

[–]justanothercommenter 9 points10 points ago

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Get your sock ready and make a day of it chief.

[–]OccasionalPopCulture 4 points5 points ago

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Surprised she hasn't been cast in Django Unchained.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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As a man with a foot fetish I have to say that I prefer smaller feet with a more defined arch.

That said... I'd fucking suck on those peds all day long.

[–]Gramma42ton 45 points46 points ago

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Holy fuck, nice couch!

[–]DeliriousZeus 16 points17 points ago*

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Ah, the old reddit switch-a-roo.

[–]MonotonousMan 24 points25 points ago

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ALRIGHT, NOW, EVERYBODY BACK THE FUCK OFF!

[–]FappersAnonymous 48 points49 points ago

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NO

[–]appers66 2 points3 points ago

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C'MON NOW FA DON'T WRECK IT NOW, YOU WERE ALL DOING SO WELL

[–]kendeath 2 points3 points ago

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New desktop background? New desktop background!

[–]CoachMike 14 points15 points ago*

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"someones ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it..."

Edit: Right... Hair... not ear... was distracted and it made me a word.

[–]SubjectSigma 14 points15 points ago

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*hair?

[–]a_supertramp 14 points15 points ago

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just replaced rosie cotton as hottest hobbit.

[–]bloqs 26 points27 points ago

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[–]gergi 3 points4 points ago

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[–]DaneJ8 87 points88 points ago

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I'd like to stick my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean.

[–]outofcontextcomment 92 points93 points ago

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I don't understand what you mean.

[–]adjfnakwelfnkrfwfeq 60 points61 points ago

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I'm 12 what is this?

[–][deleted] 172 points173 points ago

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Your SWTOR account has been permanently suspended due to a breach of our age policy.

[–]stanleyipkiss 64 points65 points ago

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..as compensation you have been subscribed to catfacts.

[–]random_potatoes 2 points3 points ago

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To unsubscribe, text dlksjfldixcm,eno and tell us your favorite animal.

[–]SushiStealer 2 points3 points ago

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dog

[–]ladymolotov 18 points19 points ago

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Assuming you've ever cleared your saved information from your browsing history, how the fuck do you remember your username?

[–]finanseer 30 points31 points ago

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HEY LOOK EVERYBODY, HE'S 12

[–]adhiofawkes 27 points28 points ago

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I HEARD HE ALSO SUPPORT ACTA

[–]Tim94 9 points10 points ago

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She is a fine genetic specimen.

[–]Griff_Steeltower 7 points8 points ago

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I would want her to supply half of the genetic material for my offspring.

[–]thepasystem 7 points8 points ago

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People keep going on about her big feet! Nothing wrong with a sturdy woman!

[–]SealCubClubbingClub 2 points3 points ago

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What's the big deal?

[–]Prancemaster 2 points3 points ago

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DEM FEET

[–]dallashoosier 2 points3 points ago

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Wow. This is probably the best pic of Emma Stone I've ever seen.

[–]pikacz 2 points3 points ago

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these are some seriously beautiful feet. and ass. and everything

[–]LTU 2 points3 points ago

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elbows too pointy, feet a bit too big. meh, it will have to do *zip

[–]carolined1 2 points3 points ago

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Is it me or do her feet look really big? Has anyone looked down that far? :)

[–]biggles86 2 points3 points ago

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are all girls named Emma hot?

[–]Sirtubb 20 points21 points ago

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is it just me or does she have giant feet?

[–]IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH 71 points72 points ago

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All the better to collect more cum.

[–]Sirtubb 96 points97 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Varyter 19 points20 points ago

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What would you expect? It's always fun with IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH!

[–]Musickmann 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

[–]carly_forever_ago 11 points12 points ago

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Biggest Ladyboner right here.

[–]Sr_DingDong 5 points6 points ago

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sigh

[–]EmbraceThePing 7 points8 points ago

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She has big feet. You know what they say about women with big feet, doncha?

[–]laddergoat89 24 points25 points ago

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They kill and eat their young?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I heard they lay their eggs in your abdomen.

[–]IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH 11 points12 points ago

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They can give my enormous cock a footjob quite comfortably?

[–]pilotcenter154 5 points6 points ago

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This guy's got the right idea