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[–]Absolutedisgrace 67 points68 points ago

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Hello. Yes this is Zuul.

[–]kt00na 15 points16 points ago

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There is no muffin, only ZUUL.

[–]JimCarreysFace 4 points5 points ago

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ZUUL has eaten the muffins, he is pleased.

[–]-iRegretNothing- 4 points5 points ago

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Hahaha That is exactly what I thought when I saw this! (I'm sorry about this comment, but I was just so happy someone made that.)

[–]cstrong 0 points1 point ago

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Damnit! Get out of my head!

[–]rlr54 -1 points0 points ago

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Oh the lolz. Thank you.

[–]ccbeef 24 points25 points ago

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Why is Marsellus Wallace's briefcase in the oven?

[–]lesser_panjandrum 9 points10 points ago

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It was full of muffins the entire time.

This is them being baked.

[–]Michaeljayfoxy 2 points3 points ago

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It's actually just what his oven looks like. You should see his closet.

[–]cstrong 0 points1 point ago

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She was baking his soul.

[–]injectlove 15 points16 points ago

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She's probably baking with this: http://i.imgur.com/pSuKF.jpg

[–]Staplerman3 12 points13 points ago

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Looks like Natalie Portman is about to pull a Sylvia Plath.

[–]ImCaptainObvious 34 points35 points ago

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No, she's not doing it right. Holding the oven door open like that lets all the heat out, her cupcakes are going to be underdone.

[–]lightslash53 16 points17 points ago

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maybe they're already done and shes basking in the warm glow of victory.

[–]rcinsf 1 point2 points ago

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She was getting ready to do the toothpick test for doneness.

[–]pyronics 3 points4 points ago

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What are you doing today darling? BAKING URANIUM CUPCAKES

[–]OmarLives 4 points5 points ago

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Rape stove; the stove that rapes people.

[–]onemadnigga 20 points21 points ago*

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"FUCK YOU JEWS!"

Edit: this is from an older picture.

[–]HybridEmblem 5 points6 points ago

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why would this be down voted? that's what the older image had on it.

Repost, just different text.

[–]rickaccused 4 points5 points ago

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She also must love burning the hell out of her face with the waft of super heated air that's most likely pouring out of that oven.

[–]Bipolarruledout 4 points5 points ago

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You've never actually used an oven have you?

[–]rickaccused 2 points3 points ago

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I actually do what she is doing pretty much every time and get burned pretty much every time I do. I'm not a clever man you see.

[–]stirfried 2 points3 points ago

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My mom won't let me use the oven either.

[–]Lastsight 1 point2 points ago

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Cast it into the fire!

[–]auralammunition 1 point2 points ago

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it's like the suitcase in Pulp Fiction

[–]DJBJ 1 point2 points ago

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COOK MOTHERFUCKER COOOOOOOOK

[–]miX_ 1 point2 points ago

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Surprise alternate ending to Pulp Fiction.

[–]MrKimimaru 1 point2 points ago

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FUS RO DAH!

[–]Equipmunk 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck no, she's not doing it 'right' at all, OP!

If she has opened the oven prematurely, whatever she is baking might fall as it suddenly cools too soon, leaving it flat and sodden.

It is this cavalier attitude to baking which is rapidly turning our noble art into one of rapscallions and men of ill-repute!

[–]DonMakaveli 1 point2 points ago

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In their tongue she is called Dovakhiin, Dragonborn.

[–]APiousCultist 1 point2 points ago

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FUS ROH BAKING

[–]DonMakaveli 6 points7 points ago

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FUS RO DOUGH!

[–]APiousCultist -1 points0 points ago

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I thought about saying that but it didn't sound right in my head.

"Fus dough... rah? No..."

[–]DonMakaveli 1 point2 points ago

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Better yet: "In their tongue, she is called Doughvakiin, Kitchenborn. "

[–]APiousCultist 2 points3 points ago

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Doughvakiin, Ovenborn?

[–]NikoRobledo[S] 0 points1 point ago

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She must slay uncooked dough!

[–]InternetPersonality 2 points3 points ago

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Honey, where's Hansel?

[–]SomethingClepher 1 point2 points ago

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FUS ROH DAH!!!!!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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marry unto me you filthy whore

[–]TimeTravelMishap 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know....looks like she isn't loving baking to me..

[–]RedPanther1 0 points1 point ago

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Someone got their meth dealer to give them his private stock.

[–]maxifer 0 points1 point ago

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If I remember correctly, and I do, this picture is usually coupled with the words "Fuck you Jews!" on it.

[–]CartmanVT 0 points1 point ago

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That must be cake kid's mom.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the "I FUCKING LOVE SHOPPING" girl: http://i.imgur.com/jVdzQ.jpg

[–]georgecantstandya 0 points1 point ago

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The last known picture of Sylvia Plath.

[–]VTMaverick 0 points1 point ago

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Sylvia Plath

[–]akadashay -1 points0 points ago

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Is that Jessica Alba?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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FUS ROH DAH

[–]NoGodDamnUsernames -2 points-1 points ago

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cool sexism bro B)

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Fun Fact: This post was in r/beatingwomen first!

[–]phisch27 -1 points0 points ago

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I love bacon too

[–]leafofpennyroyal -1 points0 points ago

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ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLL!!!!

[–]Beezwhammer -1 points0 points ago

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As an Ent, i must agree.

[–]notalexkapranos -1 points0 points ago

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I love, and r/trees also loves it.

[–]_windfish_ -5 points-4 points ago

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I read this as, I baking love fucking!

I was like "I don't get it." And then I realized it's 3am and reddit once again stole my whole damn night.

[–]WorstPunsEver -2 points-1 points ago

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She is pretty hot.