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[–]seaberger 18 points19 points ago

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Can't wait to be a troll dad

[–]outofcontextcomment 31 points32 points ago

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I have a fear boner.

[–]CottonCandyPony 7 points8 points ago

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Wonder what you do with it.

[–]ProfessorSomething 10 points11 points ago

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"Okay, sir, I'm masturbating to your daughter! Yes, I'm aware of her attractiveness, very nice! I can see where she got her good looks from, haha!"

[–]gnarlysaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Slam it in a window.

[–]sydney__carton 3 points4 points ago

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I just have a boner.

[–]gamesage53 0 points1 point ago

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I had one before even coming here.

[–]sydney__carton 0 points1 point ago

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You had a boner and clicked on "have a great prom'....?

[–]gamesage53 0 points1 point ago

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I see nothing wrong with that. A female was sure to be included.

[–]kernelhappy 0 points1 point ago

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I only have dirty tissues.

[–]BoredomHeights 43 points44 points ago

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Damn that's hot... if only we could get that girl outta the shot.

[–]humbile 13 points14 points ago

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oh, it's this joke again...

[–]joeblessyou 1 point2 points ago

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Someone just make a switcharoo bot for fucks sake

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh...the old reddit switch-a-roo

[–]BoredomHeights 0 points1 point ago

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Following this link just takes you further and further down the rabbit hole.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I hope I'm this awesome of a father if I have kids.

[–]250videos 9 points10 points ago

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cool dad or creepy dad?

[–]hackiavelli 5 points6 points ago

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Yes.

[–]StephensonB 7 points8 points ago

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"You look just like your pic on Craigslist, little lady!"

[–]Xmas456 6 points7 points ago

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Howard Dean is creepy

[–]feuerkugel 1 point2 points ago

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Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!

[–]ObeseSnake 3 points4 points ago

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Harland Williams?

[–]SatanGetsMe 2 points3 points ago

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And Rob Riggle. He is their love-child.

[–]dan420 5 points6 points ago

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Fuckin Randy!

[–]kevinproche 2 points3 points ago

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Randy doesnt wear shirts Mr. Lifeson.

[–]dan420 -3 points-2 points ago

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Just saw this a minute ago. Thought it was relevant. bump Original post Here

[–]JesteroftheApocalyps 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like Rob Riggle

[–]Dapwell 1 point2 points ago

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Is that her prom date?

[–]Cveezy 1 point2 points ago

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Soon....

[–]flargenhargen 1 point2 points ago

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he's unusually happy considering his daughter is about to get some dick.

[–]uncletheo 0 points1 point ago

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Prolly a creepy uncle...

[–]panxzz 0 points1 point ago

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I have some good EEPROMs if her's isn't too great

[–]wmurray003 0 points1 point ago

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WTF was that.. I why do I remember seeing this guy making a similar face in another post?

[–]baglebite88 0 points1 point ago

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I can't wait til my kids are old enough to go to prom, :3

[–]conkyflsm 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if good sense of humor, or wants to touch peepee place...

[–]Alpha_Punk 0 points1 point ago

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Why not both?

[–]RadiantVibe 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted because of the username.

[–]JohnDoeNuts 0 points1 point ago

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Her dad is beautiful.

[–]seymour1 0 points1 point ago

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I read this as "have a great porn"

[–]RickRussellTX 0 points1 point ago

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UNCLE FRANK! GODDAMMIT!

[–]sundayultimate 0 points1 point ago

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If only he was also doing sneaky nuts too

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

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I would enjoy humping her pussy in a seizurish fashion, my penis free from condom restriction of course.

[–]pizzoutmyazz 0 points1 point ago

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"HEEEREESSS RAANDDYYY!!"

comes through window with axe

[–]whysoomayo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]artemisfowl15 0 points1 point ago

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that's hilarious!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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OLDER THAN THE INTERNET

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[–]goug 0 points1 point ago

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These prom dresses are ugly as hell, I find.

[–]DamnWright0 -1 points0 points ago

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I just wish she made this her FB profile picture.