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[–]iLuVtiffany 25 points26 points ago

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Mission accomplished. The camouflage worked.

[–]saldek 2 points3 points ago

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You can't buy that kind of advertising.

[–]ufimizm 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, it was going to say that too! It's like the whole post was just put up with this kind of comment in mind.

[–]DarkPhoenix714 0 points1 point ago

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damn you! you said what i was going to say! Very well, have my upvote.

[–]Pink_Llama 30 points31 points ago

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as an Aussie, this cracked me up.

[–]A_Muffin 12 points13 points ago

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You know even though we miss out on reddit peak times it's still nice to know that Americans well up vote us just because we say we are Australian :)

[–]lionheartednyhc 9 points10 points ago

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GUYS THIS GUY IS AUSTRALIAN

[–]Legionaairre 4 points5 points ago

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CRIKEY!!

[–]Silvett 0 points1 point ago

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What's with the random Steve Irwin accent?

[–]Monkeys_with_Guns 0 points1 point ago

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He got killed by a stingray.

[–]emlgsh 2 points3 points ago

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I always downvote Australians since they are upvotes, to them.

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[–]SirGal-I-had 3 points4 points ago

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Aussie don't call em shrimp, mate. They're prawns.

[–]Knights_Hemplar 0 points1 point ago

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Tell Alf Stewart that haha

[–]Silvett 0 points1 point ago

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[–]NeedsMoreCrazy 0 points1 point ago

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I don't really eat shrimp. I prefer kebabs, personally.

[–]easy_Money 0 points1 point ago

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That's gross.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 1 point2 points ago

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I am almost afraid to ask what chunder is. The word itself sounds horrifying.

[–]A_Muffin 0 points1 point ago

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Vegemite on the back of your neck keeps them away. Seriously every tourist needs to know this - they hate the smell. I do enjoy PRAWNS thank you and I barbie all the time. And Vegemite is DELICIOUS!!

[–]NeedsMoreCrazy -1 points0 points ago

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˙ooʇ uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ɯ,ı

[–]robbor 9 points10 points ago

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The kangaroos stole it in a stealthy night mission.

[–]munky_g 6 points7 points ago

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It's super-effective..!

[–]velociraptorsarenice 7 points8 points ago

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This makes me so proud to be Australian.

[–]Hawiiday 4 points5 points ago

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Hey Bazza, have you checked in the shed?

[–]joeyjoejoejnr 1 point2 points ago

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Nah Dave said johnno saw it in danno's paddock last week.

[–]Vendril 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah they were bush bashing on the weekend. Should be back in the shed now though. Next to the monaro.

[–]eXeOzone 0 points1 point ago

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Is it right that i read this in an Austrialian accent?

[–]joeyjoejoejnr 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah mate ;)

[–]RHINO145 0 points1 point ago

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Nah mate, it was over behind the Torana last i saw.

[–]KryptosV2 9 points10 points ago

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They should've though about that before they made it look like a giant paper bag and left it near the tent embassy.

[–]lazymycroft 2 points3 points ago

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doomed? With that camouflage those fuckers could be anywhere! THey could take over the world

[–]camwaite 2 points3 points ago

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How I imagine this went down:

Hey Bruce!

Hey Jim!

Whatta ya done with the truck Bruce?

I camouflaged it mate!

Well where the fuck is it then?

It's just over there aint it great?

Don't fuck with me Bruce whatta ya done with it?

I aint fuckin with ya, look it's just th... shit the camouflage is pretty good don't ya think...

You fuckin idiot howa we supposed to find it now?

[–]DudeCat 2 points3 points ago

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Hey Bruce!

Hey Jim Bruce!

FTFY

[–]camwaite 0 points1 point ago

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That is honestly how I typed it at first but thought I would get flamed upvotes for you sir.

[–]thrawnie 1 point2 points ago

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TIL Aussies make the best camo gear in the world o.O

[–]joyjoyjoyjoy 1 point2 points ago

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Must be some pretty impressive camouflage. I imagine some very important army guy's cracked the shits about it.

[–]effingeenyus 0 points1 point ago

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The vehicle's assigned driver was dishonorably discharged, the man commissioned to do the camoflauge painting was declared Supreme Overlord Artist of all time and there is a national holiday in honour of his wicked skillz

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

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One man. One plan. He set out to make the most realistic camouflage ever. What he caused was much worse...

"Word came out today from Australia that they lost one of their own vehicles." "It turns out that last night Australian military officials claimed they couldn't find one of their prototype vehicles after camouflaging it."

Meanwhile, inside the vehicle...

"Do you think they know where we are?" "No. No one will know until we spring out trap. The chameleons will rise again!!!"

Coming March 32 to a theater near you...

[–]LeYoungGun 0 points1 point ago

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I'm willing to bet someone just parked it upside-down somewhere

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's nothing, man! The Swiss army recently "found" about 400 tanks inside a big tunnel. They apparently "didn't know" about them... Link in german

[–]Yetifunk223 0 points1 point ago

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Whoever they hired to do the painting is doing a good job.

[–]axetheduck -1 points0 points ago

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Some reference to how it's upside down.

[–]wyngit -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]the_goat_boy -2 points-1 points ago

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My brother drives a Bushmaster in the military. Those motherfuckers can withstand a direct hit with an RPG.

[–]SomeCapsRage -1 points0 points ago

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For some reason I thought this was going to be about America. I was like "God dammit! What stupid thing did we do now!?"

[–]nitpickr -1 points0 points ago

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I may just be nitpicking here, but for all we know this could just have been in the newspaper printed on April 1st.

[–]3ebfrom90s -1 points0 points ago

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Better than it going missing BEFORE it was painted camouflage

[–]LurkerBR -1 points0 points ago

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More like, doing in it right when you think about it...

[–]ElMabo -1 points0 points ago

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It could also be that the camo is THAT good!

[–]JamesR3d -1 points0 points ago

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wow... serously???...........>_>

[–]easy_Money -1 points0 points ago

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Austrailia has an army? I hope we didnt give them any bullets, they'll hurt themselves.

[–]blueeyedconcrete -2 points-1 points ago

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Ah, tank girl

[–]BrainSlurper -2 points-1 points ago

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Did they check the ceiling?

[–]drburropile -3 points-2 points ago

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75,000 so someone stole a 4-wheeler whats the big deal...