this post was submitted on
585 points (72% like it)
932 up votes 347 down votes

atheism

subscribe1,311,502 readers

1,061 users here now


Welcome to r/atheism, the web's largest atheist forum. All topics related to atheism, agnosticism and secular living are welcome here. Please read our FAQ.

Please link directly to any images or use imgur to avoid being flagged as blogspam

Recommended reading and viewing

Thank you notes


Related Subreddits <--the big list

GodlessWomen YoungAtheists AtheistParents
BlackAtheism AtheistGems DebateAnAtheist
skeptic agnostic freethought
antitheism humanism Hitchens
a6theism10 tfbd AdviceAtheists
AtheistVids atheismbot secularstudents

Events
10/26-28 Portland Humanist Film Fest
11/9-11 Skepticon - Springfield MO
2/8-10 NTS Convention - Dallas TX
3/28-31 AA Convention - Austin
Giving
DWB/MSF fundraiser
Kiva lending team
FBB's Appeal to Freethinkers to Fight Cancer
Camp Quest
Ex* Groups
ex-Muslim ex-Catholic ex-Mormon
ex-JW ex-Jew ex-SistersinZion
ex-Bahai ex-Christian ex-Adventist
Assistance
Coming Out
Atheist Havens
Start an Atheist Club at Your School

Chat: #reddit-atheism on irc.freenode.net

Watch: #/r/atheism on reddit.tv

Read The FAQ


Submit Rage Comic

Submit Facebook Chat

Submit Meme

Submit Something Else

Read The FAQ

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 71 comments

[–]TheJack38 28 points29 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"Santorum canon"

The mental image is priceless.

[–]randomhero98 18 points19 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]frayjoker 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wow. I gagged. :X

[–]Crowd_of_Gods 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Can I just say that again? I'm gonna say it again.

SANTORUM CANNON

Bwaaahahahahaaa

[–]ShockedSystem 20 points21 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh my gravy, the amount of science education radiation those three put out by being in such close proximity...

30 Sagans...400 Sagans...9000 Sagans! It's off the charts!

[–]YoureAMessy 40 points41 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

They must be Super Sagans.

[–]JakeCameraAction 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Aavagadrro 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

9000+ Sagans boosted by 200 Newtons and a couple Tysons, the chart goes higher, you just need the right parameters.

[–]teuast 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

How does this measuring system work?

[–]sharthappens[!] 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Don't ask questions, just take it on faith!

[–]teuast -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I see what you did there. XD

[–]sharthappens[!] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Shhhhh. I'm trying to pull the wool over their eyes.

[–]teuast 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Man, I just can't get any of this forced ignorance right!

[–]sharthappens[!] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What can I say? They taught me young.

[–]Aavagadrro 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Just like religion.

[–]teuast 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Incomprehensibly and illogically, I see. XD

[–]Aavagadrro 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dont forget completely made up on the spot like 37% of all statistics.

[–]teuast 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Just like I always say. There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

[–]Aavagadrro 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Just like there are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who dont.

[–]teuast 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Awesome! I totally get the whole thing now!

[–]xoBehTkcuF 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Billions and billions and billions...

[–]bojang1es 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If you think that's impressive you should check out the scientific education real scientists are doing.

[–]Isayimanatheist 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No it can't be it must be malfunctioning(rips off science radiation scanner, crush in hand)proceed to say impossible IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

[–]tweak4ever 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When in doubt, C4...

[–]Keiichi81 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wow. Bill Nye and the Mythbusters all in one place? Where was this and why wasn't I there?

[–]Ch3t 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]spaceturtle1 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

the use of the word "cracker" is what ruined this for me

[–]SpiritoftheTunA 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

why?

[–]Kale187 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Kinda unnecessary. Guy would have been better.

[–]spaceturtle1 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

because it is a derogatory term for white slave whip"crackers" used by afro-americans. It is kinda weird that 3 white dudes sit there and are supposed to call somebody on stage a cracker.

this is an explanation, not an opinion. please keep that in mind. I am aware that there are other meanings for "cracker", but the first impression already causes the damage.

[–]SpiritoftheTunA 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I actually didn't know the origin, thanks!!

[–]Theemuts 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ehr, explanation please?

[–]ace00909 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

As for what I got from it: those are 3 of the most popular atheists around: Bill Nye, Adam Savage, and Jamie Hyneman. They are making fun of an individual speaking out against teaching evolution in schools. Adam is saying wait for Jamie to finish the Santorum-cannon because Rick Santorum is a pile of dung who spouts out useless, meaningless information.

[–]MormonAtheist 35 points36 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Or the the canon uses actual santorum for ammunition. You know, for science. Frothy science.

[–]TheJack38 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Upvoted for "frothy science", and mildly disgusting mental images.

[–]Vigil 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Page 2 of Google image search for "frothy science". Fitting.

Bachmann bit me!

[–]cinnamontoastPUNCH[S] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You are perfectly correct, and I apologize for any confusion. I was of course using the word 'santorum' to refer to its true definition. I'm not sure who this Pennsylvanian gentleman is that people keep mistaking for ass-foam, but whoever he is, I wish him nothing but the best.

[–]kragmoor 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i like you friend

[–]simon_C 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

came to comments for this. left happy.

[–]Isayimanatheist 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Came to this comment to expect this comment on this comment, not dissapointed

[–]alexanderlmg -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Elementium 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wait is bill nye back on TV?

[–]jjmiv 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And pray tell, how would someone go about loading this cannon?

[–]crshbndct 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Basically, You get a bunch of people to be the loaders, and a bunch of people to load prime them. All the loaders should be "turtling" and them the primers should fuck them up the ass and drop a load in their ass. Sometimes you need 3 or more loads of cum in their ass to achieve perfect consistency.

Then they should shit the cum+poop combo into a container which used to load the cannon.

You know that the combination is right when it looks like this

[–]teuast 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When those three come in close proximity, you know shit's going down.

[–]aardappelen 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He better be careful or the Santorum canon might overshoot and go through a nearby neighborhood...

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]