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[–]sup299 20 points21 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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shut up jeff.

[–]ChastityPanda 0 points1 point ago

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That was unbearable.

[–]Fap_king_kong 5 points6 points ago

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This is un-bear-ably cute should be in /r/awwww

[–]Togarda 2 points3 points ago*

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1116 upvotes, 7 comments.

Congratulations, highest upvote to comment ratio that I've ever seen.

[–]airwalker12 0 points1 point ago

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probably because everyone has already seen it 10 times.

[–]Autogrex 1 point2 points ago

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Must be Coke somewhere...

[–]machetebrownsugar69 1 point2 points ago

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Get it a bottle of coke to help him concentrate

[–]Bixby66 1 point2 points ago

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If I act extra cute and whimper they'll give us food. Works every time.

[–]whatsvital 1 point2 points ago

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This bear is in prison. This bear is about to get released from prison. This bear is Nicholas Cage in Con Air.

[–]brynet 0 points1 point ago

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Bear witness, it all hinges on this.

[–]Just_Wildlife_Videos 0 points1 point ago

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An adult Polar bear is an imposing creature, it shares the title of largest terrestrial carnivore only with its relative, the Kodiak bear.

[–]blaze_all_day 0 points1 point ago

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...it's another repost.

[–]Samen28 0 points1 point ago

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"Chill" out; polar bear.

I see what you did there.

[–]Condhor 0 points1 point ago

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[–]voodoomindslave 0 points1 point ago

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It's hard to read that caption in the voice of Winnie the Pooh