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[–]i_flip_sides 55 points56 points ago

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I did that to my cat once. She swiped it off her forehead with her paw, smacked it on the ground a few times, and then glared at me.

[–]Chiparoo 20 points21 points ago

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SO DISAPPOINTING

(my cat did this too)

[–]superjerk 20 points21 points ago

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Mine swiped it off as well. I want a stupid cat like the one in the GIF.

[–]Chiparoo 10 points11 points ago

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Oh woe is us owning a bunch of smart cats! ;_;

[–]TheTwist 5 points6 points ago

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First World Problem: my cat is too smart to be funny

[–]waffels 9 points10 points ago

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Cat + christmas time = bows on the head. I can't help it.

[–]Inneri 67 points68 points ago

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Where I come from this is called sticky cat. The cat will go the opposite direction of wherever you place the tape/post-it. It's only cruel if you put four pieces on all four sides of the cat and it implodes.

[–]Technicolored 13 points14 points ago

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Have you done this? The tape on 4 sides? what about all 6 sides!?

[–]TwoCubed 35 points36 points ago

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4 sides would lead to hovercat. 6 sides would end the world/galaxy.

[–]Technicolored 8 points9 points ago

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wait...do they react like this to little kitty sweaters!?

[–]Forthen 9 points10 points ago

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Assuming that the force of the sticky cat is similar, the forces would cancel out and the cat just wouldn't move at all. And to Twocubed down there, 4 sides would not equal hovercat if on a standard xyz-plane, the 4 sides are positive and negative x,y. That cat would "hover" only if the force of gravity for the cat is equal to the force of the sticky cat pushing upwards, and then placing that cat above the ground so it would "hover".

This might only work in a vacuum and a spherical cat.

[–]Inneri 7 points8 points ago

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I was a liberal arts student.

[–]my_name_isnt_clever 5 points6 points ago

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...a spherical cat.

That was a weird mental image.

[–]Jonthrei 1 point2 points ago

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[–]meant2live218 0 points1 point ago

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First, upvote for the spherical cat. Also, if the forces aren't created by the cat and are a set of external forces, then if there is enough sticky cat force applied from all directions the cat will indeed end up smushed.

[–]poompt 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, physicists/engineers, the people for whom it is normal to consider a human spherical.

[–]jasontimmur 2 points3 points ago

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Cat singularity?

[–]mattcnz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BillThePenguin 71 points72 points ago

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cat.exe has stopped working.

[–]TheTwist 103 points104 points ago

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[–]kg333 15 points16 points ago

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What happens if you tape the cat on both sides? I must know...

[–]Mazgelis626 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Situation_Defused 0 points1 point ago

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It explodes.

[–]jable91 0 points1 point ago

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It dies of Kitty AIDS.

[–]XDhahahaLOL 20 points21 points ago

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TAPE-U! But seriously, I don't think the cat enjoyed it :/

[–]TheTwist 0 points1 point ago

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The cat's feelings are not important. ENTERTAIN US, FELINE!

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[–]theodrixx 2 points3 points ago

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If you put one on its belly, will it hover?

EDIT: Nvm, just saw the rest of the video. Disappointed.

[–]ROBZY 34 points35 points ago

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I cant help but imagine that, for a cat, this would be rather painful. All the fur it would be pulling on, etc.

[–]lacienega 15 points16 points ago

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My cat got some tape stuck on her and got so upset she ran about the house then trapped herself inside the double glazing and peed herself in fear.

[–]odd84 12 points13 points ago

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inside the double glazing

What is "the double glazing"?

[–]lacienega 2 points3 points ago

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Is double glazing a Brit phrase? Wiki calls it "insulated glazing."

[–]odd84 3 points4 points ago

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That's what I thought... but how would a cat, or anything larger than an insect get stuck between the panes of glass of a window?

[–]lacienega 1 point2 points ago

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My windows have about a 5 inch gap between each one, that's enough for a cat.

[–]ForgettableUsername 6 points7 points ago

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Your windows are more than five inches deep? Do you live in a submarine?

[–]lacienega 0 points1 point ago

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Now I feel really insecure and weird about my windows...

[–]ForgettableUsername 2 points3 points ago

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Well, it just sounds like a particularly curious sort of window. Does your house have portholes, maybe? Is there even a way to get between the panes? I mean, normally, when I think 'double-glazing,' I think something along the lines of this. All sealed up, no more than an inch and a half, maybe two inches thick. You'd have to dry and press a cat to fit it between those... and you'd have to ruin the molding to get it in. How on Earth do your windows work?

[–]Situation_Defused 1 point2 points ago

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My cat got stuck between the storm door and the, uh, actual door once. No one knows for sure how long she was there.

[–]StonedPhysicist 4 points5 points ago

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[–]ForgettableUsername 4 points5 points ago

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How would a cat fit in between the window panes?

[–]nativeofspace[S] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]OmgAHotpocket 24 points25 points ago

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Well unless they used a different cat for each piece of tape, it didn't seem like any fur had really been pulled off.

[–]ecmmyers 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like a Post-It

[–]poo-poo 0 points1 point ago

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Linked video was packing tape.

[–]ROBZY 9 points10 points ago

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It may not have pulled off, but that doesn't mean it wasn't pulling at the hair at the time.

I have some hair on my arms, and I'm pretty sure that putting tape on my arms would pull some of them quite painfully... even if none of them were actually pulled out of their follicles when the tape was removed.

[–]OmgAHotpocket 8 points9 points ago

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Ah, I misread your original comment, my bad. I thought you said "All the fur it would be pulling off". I see what you mean though now, you're right.

[–]gpgag 10 points11 points ago

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There's a lot more fur on a cat than hair on your arm, it would reduce the strain on individual follicles. And fur isn't the same as hair, it's more oily so the tape wouldn't stick that hard to the cat.

[–]ROBZY 0 points1 point ago

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Thats true, average force ought to be more reasonable, but I still would've guessed that there'd be a fair few follicles that are receiving more than their fair share.

(Note, I'm not flailing my arms about accusing the do-ers of animal abuse. I'm just concerned that it might not have been the height of comfort of the animal involved)

[–]gpgag 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah i'm sure the cat didn't enjoy it, hence the awkward movement away from the area where the tape was.

[–]Panda_paddle 2 points3 points ago

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True but it depends what you are using. Something like duct tape is gonna hurt more than scotch tape. This looks like some kind of brown box tape, no idea how adhesive it is.

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[–]ROBZY 2 points3 points ago

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Up vote because you made me chuckle :P

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's a post-it note...those things would fall right off your arm. They're only meant to adhere and to be removed; one of these wouldn't pull a single hair out of the cat.

[–]Sloppy1sts 5 points6 points ago

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You obviously didn't click the link he was referring to where they were sticking packing tape on the cats.

[–]ForgettableUsername 1 point2 points ago

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That may be true, but I think he's right about the sticky note. Those wouldn't be harmful at all.

[–]Sloppy1sts 6 points7 points ago

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Well......duh.

[–]ForgettableUsername 3 points4 points ago

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I just think we should establish that the adhesive on a sticky note isn't strong enough to cause this type of damage. It's barely enough to keep the note stuck on the cat at all... there's just no way the cat could be hurt by removing it.

[–]Sloppy1sts 5 points6 points ago

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Well........duh.

[–]ForgettableUsername 1 point2 points ago

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Well, yes, you see, sticky notes tend not to be extremely dangerous things, even to cats.

[–]Sloppy1sts 3 points4 points ago

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Well.....duh.

[–]ROBZY 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for clarifying for me :)

[–]MestR 69 points70 points ago

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ANIMUL CURELTY!!!!11!!

-Every retard on youtube

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Everyone on Youtube

FTFY

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[–]Wellbehavedneutrino 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sure it'll look lot better if revere gif'd

[–]Sycosplat 12 points13 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Curelty? It's when you cure a cat and it does not enjoy it?

[–]sobriquet_ 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever put sticky tape on a hairy part of your body then removed it? That shit hurts.

[–]Jman5 1 point2 points ago

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Have you ever put a post note on your hair and removed it? It doesn't hurt in the slightest.

[–]WoodzEX 1 point2 points ago

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Have you watched the video? It's about sticky tape, not the post note.

[–]Deathisfatal 4 points5 points ago

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How do they remove it afterwards? Seems like it would be.. ah.. a bit painful.

[–]r3verse_ 6 points7 points ago

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tape doesnt stick to fur well at all.......

[–]Crystal_Cuckoo 1 point2 points ago

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I hope it was tape that didn't remove all the fur when it was ripped off. That shit's painful.

[–]corylew 3 points4 points ago

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I also tried this on my cat. 0 shits were given.

[–]GottabeKP 5 points6 points ago*

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Is that music from My Neighbor Totoro? Or do I just think all Japanese music sounds alike?

EDIT: I'm so confused as to why I'm being downvoted. The music that starts at 0:25, I could swear it's from that movie.

[–]Testicoolstorybro 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, it is. I noticed it too. I'm not sure why you're getting downvoted, here's an upvote...

[–]GottabeKP 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks! I guess people really hate that movie or something.

[–]Lt_Shniz 0 points1 point ago

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I think it is, or at least that's what I thought link for comparison.

[–]LerithXanatos 2 points3 points ago

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Not a internet amimnal aiciticvist here. I really want to know how they got that tape off, I don't see any good way to do it.

[–]ForgotMyPants 14 points15 points ago

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Low adhesive. If it was duct-tape I'd understand if people were upset.

[–]loondawg 12 points13 points ago

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I suspect people are bothered by this because clearly it is not an activity the cat enjoys. You don't actually have to injure the animal, just being mean to animals bothers many people.

[–]ForgettableUsername 9 points10 points ago

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They're not actually abusing the cat, they're inconveniencing it. That cat is totally going to be late for some important piece of cat business and the tape thing will sound like a made-up excuse.

[–]my_name_isnt_clever 4 points5 points ago

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Man, being a cat is hard. Don't you hate being late to your 1592th catnap because your human put tape on your side?

[–]ForgettableUsername 3 points4 points ago

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My boss is going to kill me if I'm late again.

[–]SkipWinter 0 points1 point ago

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well said.

[–]mrbucket777 7 points8 points ago

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Tape doesn't stick to fur very well, it comes off with no trouble.

[–]TheTwist 1 point2 points ago

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Just pull it off slowly, in the direction of the fur's growth. It's not superglue, tape is easy to remove from uneven surfaces, like fur.

[–]LL_KooL_Aid 1 point2 points ago

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thank you, my life is now complete

[–]XtraReddit 0 points1 point ago

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The voices and the music make it sound so important.

[–]Technicolored 8 points9 points ago

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[–]3yearoldgenius 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Technicolored 2 points3 points ago

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BEEN THERE DONE THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM

[–]nativeofspace[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yes kitten mittens

[–]trauma_queen 2 points3 points ago

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:( I would hate that so much. How disarming to not even be able to walk properly and have your friends keep moving further and further away from you...

[–]Technicolored 1 point2 points ago

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[–]trauma_queen 1 point2 points ago

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:) much better. I suspect the age of the dog and the fact that she was in her own house made her feel more comfortable and safe despite being unable to do stuff. Probably made it a fun game instead.

[–]Technicolored 2 points3 points ago

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apparently they get really used to em after a few minutes, i mean this one picked it up fairly fast, albeit she/he still messes up. But i mean they sell them for the express purpose of protecting the dog's paws. Link

and yes, ive been watching videos of dogs and cats with boots for the past 45 minutes. don't judge me

[–]trauma_queen 3 points4 points ago

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I just tagged you as "likes watching animals in boots" I'm hoping , a year from now, I'll see this and think you're into some really weird porn.

[–]Technicolored 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Mister_Blunt 28 points29 points ago

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[–]3yearoldgenius 6 points7 points ago

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I love Rodrigo y Gabriela

[–]climaxingwalrus 2 points3 points ago

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hey nice comment

[–]OneRomaines 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK YOUR COMMENT

[–]Chalky_White 1 point2 points ago

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how's the new album? considering buying it soon

[–]3yearoldgenius 0 points1 point ago

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It's pretty good. But from what I can tell it seems to be mainly older songs that have been changed a little.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They are fantastic!

[–]Bubblebath_expert 1 point2 points ago

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Gif with sound.

Yeah, technology!

[–]mescarr 46 points47 points ago

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BEEP BEEP!! I'm a truck!!!

[–]ExplainsObviousJoke 8 points9 points ago

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A reference to the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy.

[–]thefreq 5 points6 points ago

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Obvious joke? I wouldn't have gotten it if you hadn't said it, since I haven't seen it in awhile. Thanks!

[–]justiceduck 8 points9 points ago

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At first I thought he slapped a mouse trap on the cat's face

[–]lazyduke 6 points7 points ago

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NOTE NOTE NOTE

FTFY

[–]sachegrande 28 points29 points ago

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Yes! I'm living with my girlfriend now and she has FIVE cats. This is going down tonight!

[–]DELTATKG 17 points18 points ago

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Report back with results. FOR SCIENCE!

[–]dkol97 2 points3 points ago

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Line them all up and use one long piece of tape. Hilarity and or chaos should ensue.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Please have a video camera ready!!

[–]SirBobSacamano 4 points5 points ago

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I was expecting a huge fucking spider

[–]snowman6251 8 points9 points ago

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I wish I had a cat so much right now.

[–]TwoCubed 4 points5 points ago

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You should feel bad for not having one. Wait... You already do.

[–]USMCsniper 5 points6 points ago

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instead, be grateful for all the surfaces in your home not covered in cat hair, piss, litter, vomit

[–]GuinessWaterfall 2 points3 points ago

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I have two, none of the surfaces are covered with piss, litter or vomit.

[–]Jman5 1 point2 points ago

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Your cats don't fling the litter around like it's a sporting event?

[–]dkerney 21 points22 points ago

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I've heard if you tape their tail to the stomach they will walk like a drunk, as they use it for balance...so I've heard

[–]kaevec 76 points77 points ago

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Great fact! If only there was a service that delivered these straight to my phone!

[–]biggerx 9 points10 points ago

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What's your number? I know just the guys to give it to.

[–]kevmo 9 points10 points ago

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There's a service to deliver cat facts? No way! I'll PM you my number.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Famous last words.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry, to cancel all you have to do is reply <dddasdagfoi53jlqlakjh5lk35k;5l5klzstzsk64k34jw5>

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Manx have no tails and walks fine.

[–]argo15 25 points26 points ago

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[–]snizarsnarfsnarf 1 point2 points ago

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And here I thought this would be a Spongebob Reference :(

[–]pikatore 3 points4 points ago

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Ugh fuck that 'song'.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Cause your daddy taught you good?

[–]ForgettableUsername 3 points4 points ago

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I love this song. It reminds me of a news story about a robbery.

[–]Shimmah 14 points15 points ago

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Oh man! Me and my housemate do this to our cat with a sock on his head! We call it "sock kitty" Its the best thing ever!

[–]swineiscool 8 points9 points ago

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For anyone who hasn't tried it, it really is the best thing ever.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Links, please?

[–]Calber4 2 points3 points ago

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When my cat got neutered he had to wear one of those big scratch collar cones. Occasionally we would get confused thinking he was in a tunnel and start to try and walk backwards to get out of it. He'd walk backwards around the entire house until he ran into things.

[–]ChaseSuddarth 2 points3 points ago

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The other side of that sticky note says, "BACK UP IF YOU WANT TO LIVE"

[–]moosenuckel44 5 points6 points ago

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[–]jalpotato 1 point2 points ago

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No, this is the droid you are looking for.

[–]wherestheanykey 4 points5 points ago

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And all the Post-It read was a simple phrase:

                    "Jolly Ranchers"

[–]sammew 17 points18 points ago

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Cats use their body hair to help them navigate, especially when they can't see something. Anyone who has had a cat walk by and put their hand out to rub it's side knows this. If the cat doesn't see your hand, it will move it's body away from your hand.

Ultimately, it's brain is doing it's best it can to process the limited information it is receiving. If you think a cat is stupid because of this, I hope you feel stupid any time an optical illusion tricks you.

[–]headphonehalo 40 points41 points ago

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To be fair, most people probably thought that cats were stupid even before they saw this.

[–]redtracer 24 points25 points ago

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To be fair, they are kinda stupid.

[–]xMalnutrition 6 points7 points ago

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My friend's cat likes to sleep on a sloped part of an arm chair, and falls onto the floor every time he does. He looks around confusedly, climbs back up, and falls asleep again. Cats are kinda stupid.

[–]redtracer 5 points6 points ago

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My girlfriends cat will randomly sprint full speed around the house, hopping over the couch in the process. On time I jumped in his way as he was about to leap off the couch and he switched directions. Into a wall. Also he will randomly stare at spots on the floor, paw at them, then walk backwads away from it.

[–]xMalnutrition 3 points4 points ago

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BACKWADS

[–]redtracer 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god rofl... Yes, backwads.

[–]Jman5 0 points1 point ago

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He's fighting off evil spirits from the underworld.

[–]mynameisflorian 3 points4 points ago

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Let's not forget that cats basically have tunnel vision so their other senses have to fill in for their peripheral vision.

[–]Twyll 1 point2 points ago

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We're not disparaging the cat's intelligence! We're just saying it's hilarious.

[–]inthefantry 1 point2 points ago

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I thought this was goin to be a crap load of spiders for some reason

[–]Biddooo 1 point2 points ago

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I thought this would be a gigantic spider eating a man. Instead it's a cute kitty with a post-it note on it's head. Cute.

[–]TheDudeAmI 1 point2 points ago

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That cat noped so fucking hard

[–]corylew 1 point2 points ago

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After trying this for around 15 minutes on my cat, she only swatted it off her face and killed it. Sad day.

[–]Pantzzzzless 1 point2 points ago

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Just did this. Confirmed working as intended.

[–]HostaMahogey 1 point2 points ago

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[–]projectretreat 4 points5 points ago

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My cat does the same thing. I just thought she was retarded.

[–]oisteink 9 points10 points ago

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You're not supposed to fuck with cats! When a brain gets confused it gets scared :(

[–]redtracer 10 points11 points ago

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Whats the point of having a cat if you don't fuck with it?

[–]kfcbaconbowlftw 1 point2 points ago

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please someone gif this with the no pie from last week... would be exponentially funnier with this cat

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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With what? Link, please?

[–]MaximKat 1 point2 points ago

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[–]significantpickle 2 points3 points ago

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Well, at least stuff like this makes it easier to spot who the assholes are......

[–]flowstone 0 points1 point ago

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Is Tortoro so popular that the theme song is played on TV, or was the song so popular it was used in Tortoro?

[–]meantism 0 points1 point ago

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YUP YUP YUP

[–]justmadethisaccountt 0 points1 point ago

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Why doesnt the cat use its paws?

[–]myballshateyou 0 points1 point ago

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I think you broke your cat.

Bonus points: he's no longer your friend.

[–]archemedes_rex 0 points1 point ago

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I tried this, the sticky notes won't stay on.

[–]nope-avi 0 points1 point ago

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[–]connorblikre 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha it thinks it's a roomba

[–]obvioustroll 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't that title read, "NOTE NOTE NOTE"?

[–]Twyll 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't laughed out loud at a gif like that in... ever? My boyfriend came to check on me and see if I was alright XD

Totes trying that when I get a cat :3

[–]Nopity_Nope 0 points1 point ago

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See above...

[–]Situation_Defused 0 points1 point ago

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IBM successfully emulated a cat brain. I now see how that is possible.

[–]PfhorShark 0 points1 point ago

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I must try this next time I'm at my parents'!

[–]SirArseToucher 0 points1 point ago

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I have done this to both my cats it is for all intents and purposes the reverse gear for cats

[–]Threecheers4me 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that was a mousetrap 0_o

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bah, read the title and expecting something to do with land before time. Instead.. just another cat video..

[–]Artrock80 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was a mousetrap at first and was horrified, then I looked closer, realized it was a post it note and lol'd.

[–]Rysona 0 points1 point ago

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I just laughed for 5 minutes straight. What's wrong with me?

[–]belarius 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Brianne123 0 points1 point ago

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I feel bad for laughing quite hard.

[–]renegade36 0 points1 point ago

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I think its in reverse

[–]herpenderpenderp 0 points1 point ago

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[–]scudmonger 0 points1 point ago

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One time my cat was playing with a plastic bag after we got back from the grocery store. The cat got the plastic bag over it's head and started flipping out and running around while we tried to get the bag off. The cat ended up running down the hall at full speed until DING, ran into the side of the metal tub! The cat was fine, and got the bag off.

[–]Mr_Pimpsalot 0 points1 point ago

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What kind of tape is able to magically reverse time for this cat

[–]wormholebeardgrowth 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god! I am blind! Better go backwards not to run into something...

[–]Aloc 0 points1 point ago

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A roomba vaccum does the exact same thing if you do this to it, cats are robots.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That's really mean.

[–]nicko1702 0 points1 point ago

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That Cat is backin up

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

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This was also my first thought.

[–]jazzterr 0 points1 point ago

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i have to try this! NOW!

[–]bArely_conscious 0 points1 point ago

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GOLD.

[–]comfortableenough 0 points1 point ago

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This is proof that cats have built in rear-view mirrors.

[–]Xmonster_energyX 0 points1 point ago

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No but seriously, what a douche

[–]bongwhacker 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody please reverse this gif! I will give you 15,000 points.

[–]GiveJesusPants 0 points1 point ago

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The activist in me was ready to put her bitch-pants on, because I thought that was a mouse trap. Then I felt like a tool bag for getting upset over a post-it. Curse you, nearsightedness.

[–]dimezyR -2 points-1 points ago

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Fucking idiot