When hanging out with my friend's girlfriend.

supdog13 · 7 months

Look, you're not stupid. It's your friend's girlfriend. You're gonna sit across from her, chew your food with your mouth closed, laugh at her fucking jokes, and that's it.

Bilibond · 7 months

This is actually a real problem for me. My friend's girlfriend is very... touchy. She doesn't mean it in any type of way, it's just how she is. She likes hugs. They're innocent enough but I still feel pretty weird.

flight07 · 7 months

You sound like a great friend!

mxrider108 · 7 months

If only my (now ex-) best friend and my (now ex-) girlfriend had seen this reddit post.

But seriously.

upsideup · 7 months

Here's the thing. You try to tell your brain hey this girl is off limits no chance no romance. Scumbag brain decides that off limits is romantic and the next thing you know you are in love with the girl. It's fucking stupid.

Northumberlo · 7 months

My friend's ex would always try to get closer to me, even when he was in the room and it was crazy uncomfortable. We were all laughing at my brother's 2 year old niece and she put her hand on my leg, i was like wtf so moved to the right, then she moved closer to the right. Another time the 3 of us went camping and she slept in the middle and kept trying to sleep closer to me, talk about creepy and a fuck up situation. She ended up cheated on him with a really close friend of their's, and me and another friend caught her in the act so natually we had to tell the poor guy. A few pitcher's of beer in his belly and surround by pretty woman was the best way to tell him.

VorpalWalrus · 7 months

This isn't a problem for me, as the only friend's girlfriend who I am attracted to likes to do this scene whenever we're alone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RjA1bEt7VQ

stevesonaplane · 7 months

I feel more at ease around a girl who has a boyfriend, cause i don't have to worry about making an ass out of myself or anything. The fact that there's no chance of anything going on between us calms me down a bit.

jusg808 · 7 months

Wow wish my friends observed this rule. Any girl I go out with seems to end up with one of my friends. Heartbreaking.

migvazquez · 7 months

or, after you do fuck her: "I've made a huge mistake"

asshatnowhere · 7 months

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cubicalslave · 7 months

Get rid of the Seaward.

[deleted] · 7 months

No touching, no eye contact, no gestures.... you know what? When I hang out with my friends girlfriend I wear a fucking BURKA with sunglasses on.

SnallTrippin · 7 months

Lol, I had a friend's gf start grinding on me on the dance floor and I was like "Nope" and hip checked her...

dirtwalrus · 7 months

Should be "When being in a 10 foot vicinity of any girl when with my girlfriend."

Also NOT LOOKING NOT LOOKING

Lunchbox_ · 7 months

Works for hot distant relatives as well.

bigpapaalex · 7 months

Only a bitch worries about touching their friend's girlfriend. If you don't mean anything by it, then what's a hug or a handjob between friends?

saorsa1126 · 7 months

Yeah, I've been there, I wanted to hit it but figured nothing good would come from it (besides me, ). I'll never forget when she was asking me to snag a couple of pieces of stray hair that was on her ass, it was an immediate "nope-nope-nope."

MrAwesomepants · 7 months

My firend is pretty much a complete shut in and his girlfriend is outgoing so whenever i go out to a club/bar i always bring her along. My wife likes her but my wife is just wierd around other women and she doesnt mind us chilling some time, but it makes thing wierd sometimes. i have learned to draw the line when she wants to tlak bad about him cause that puts me in a bad position.

EDIT: he doesnt care either it gives him more uniterupted video game time. plus me-wife-friend-friends girlfriend trust each other

too_many_vices · 7 months

yea too bad most "friends" dont follow this rule. more like "how can i get away with touching"

illRooster · 7 months

On the opposite side, my girlfriend is one of those particularly "touchy" people who hugs everyone and is pretty much always a tease. I find it hilarious seeing my friends awkward reactions.

pietpiraat · 7 months

I don't get it, does your friend tell you not to touch his girlfriend or do you have to restrain yourself from touching her? Either way it's kinda weird.

not0your0nerd · 7 months

I used to be one of those "touchy" people are would give hugs and touch peoples arms when I was talking to them. Then I overheard people gossiping about me and saying I was trying to come on to people. So I've had to teach myself not to do it.

Now I don't even think about it and I don't touch anyone. Except when I get back with my family I'm all huggy again, i think I caught it from them. Big families are always yelling and grabbin your arm and kissin your cheek.

Aitioma · 7 months

Sharing is caring.

AlMerr · 7 months

When we were alone my best friends girlfriend bet me that I couldn't dance, then she started grinding on my leg/dick. I had mixed feelings about that one.

ThirdFloorGreg · 7 months

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soldierboi · 7 months

Sometimes Reddit makes me feel very old. D:

mindaika · 7 months

There's always "money" in the "banana" stand... if you know what I mean.

YawnSpawner · 7 months

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FalconTheory · 7 months

Oh god that gif made me lol so hard.

mooj2110 · 7 months

want to touch the hiney

nepidae · 7 months

You won't even hug her goodbye? Though I guess it depends on how good of a friend it is.

Solkre · 7 months

My ex-bro didn't follow your advice.

UnknownArchive · 7 months

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
What I always think of whenever I get a pimple...	1^com	-5^pts	22^dys	funny
When I find out a attractive girl is under 18	171^coms	879^pts	1^mo	funny
Classic Pop-Pop	0^coms	13^pts	2^mos	gifs
Sitting at the computer knowing that your girlfriend is coming over soon	1^com	29^pts	4^mos	funny
How I feel at my girlfriend's house when her parents are home	91^coms	760^pts	4^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

mrconfer · 7 months

Nice! I just re-watched all of season 1 Sunday. Best show ever!

fernng5 · 7 months

kinda relevant

NastNork · 7 months

Is it unusual that my friends girlfriend seems to hug me all the time and stroke my face?

ilikenavyblue · 7 months

my friend and his gf are actually very cool about everything. one day during a game of strip poker her bra slipped and i didn't see. he took it down again to show me haha. i didn't play because i was on the verge of passing out drunk.

ziggybiggnutts · 7 months

But Tambor is actually just saying "touching" over and over...

killjoy95 · 7 months

Doesn't the guy in the $7000 suit deserve the girl with the $12000 boob job?

cedricchase · 7 months

Yes.. ......yes..

knucklehed · 7 months

Upvote for you, somebody's good friend.

Lampmonster1 · 7 months

What kind of friend doesn't share his girlfriend?

NotAnybody · 7 months

emphasis on touching

burnredatdawn · 7 months

I got this on my 18th this year...... after i just watched this episode of Arrested Development..... Who cares? None of you? Was it still funny? Fuck Yeah.

Bullngopher · 7 months

I swear the guy in the gif keeps getting closer the longer you look at it...

sykoenigma · 7 months

Clicked expecting "no touching". Left happy

doctanahar · 7 months

ever had your friend's girlfriend make a move on you? yea, neither have I.

zeppelinfromled · 7 months

My friend's girlfriend is a very touchy person with everyone. I don't worry about it. Aside from the fact that she'd be way out of my league, he trusts us both. It's not a big deal.

parishilton1212 · 7 months

I wish my friends were like that...

NeutralAngel · 7 months

It's cool, just flex your quads.

procastinator4life · 7 months

No touching your friend right?

funny

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