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[–]superheroboy 173 points174 points ago

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Pfft, scientists renamed Uranus years ago to rid the earth of that stupid joke once and for all.

Now it's called Urectum.

[–]MonsieurFroid 40 points41 points ago

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Relevant Futurama quotes need more upvotes.

[–]leadhase 10 points11 points ago

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1 for you, and 4 for you MonsieurFroid. You go MonsieurFroid.

[–]redbaron41 4 points5 points ago

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smells like strawberries

[–]FistingAmy[!] 10 points11 points ago

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Read that entirely in thw professor's voice.

[–]pepperman7 18 points19 points ago

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...and that was my last day working at the bookstore.

[–]ExplainsObviousJoke 15 points16 points ago

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Implying he journeyed to the black hole that day...

[–]patigerjet 6 points7 points ago

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very deep

[–]kaimason1 5 points6 points ago

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Too deep.

[–]Wise2304 5 points6 points ago

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We have to go deeper...

[–]patigerjet 0 points1 point ago

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i can't go any deeper with out calling scotty gents..2 deep to seep

[–]DrLasagna 1 point2 points ago

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Are you ready?

[–]Hoopla42 0 points1 point ago

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i can see why it was your last day if you had enough time to find all those books in your free time but way to go. upvote worthy.

[–]TheOtherOneIsMyAlt 4 points5 points ago

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Those are clearly library books...

[–]jkats14 14 points15 points ago

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Now the real question is how much time OP spent finding these books and organizing them.

[–]Lunatic721 37 points38 points ago

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None. This is an old part of the internet: The Archives

[–]majesticjg 4 points5 points ago

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You can tell it's old because bookstores aren't a thing anymore.

[–]jkats14 4 points5 points ago

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I figured it was a repost, but I meant the O-OP!

[–]whatsvital 7 points8 points ago

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The old internet? Tell me more...

[–]jdcooktx 4 points5 points ago

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what's a bookstore?

[–]Hornery 4 points5 points ago*

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Its that place where you buy kindling.

[–]sandandpomp 2 points3 points ago

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Reads like a sample from a Jurassic 5 album. Just imagine soft record scratching in the background.

[–]linked_list 0 points1 point ago

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oh god, you internets what have you done

[–]lud1120 2 points3 points ago

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uran-us

[–]CallofMinecraft 2 points3 points ago

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Heh, Uranus.

[–]dunnowins 2 points3 points ago

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The Baron's Booty Call

great title.

[–]wil555 1 point2 points ago

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I googled "Are you Ready? book" to see what the rest of that book title is, since he/she covered it up with paper. Turns out it's a weight loss book, and I just wasted about ten seconds of my life.

[–]nothinwittyhere 1 point2 points ago

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this.. this is genius

[–]sanguinalis 1 point2 points ago

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I love OP in "Barton Fink."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Add 'im my pants' to the end of book titles...endless fun in book stores

[–]title_reposter 1 point2 points ago

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Repoststore fun.

[–]ksrymy 2 points3 points ago

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They cheated. There's more text on the "Are You Ready?" book but the spine is covered with a folded piece of printer paper.

[–]mxt920 5 points6 points ago

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It also looks like the "Let's Go..." books have been photoshopped/altered. They each seem to be missing a word. "Let's Go Visiting" is an odd title.

[–]junkius 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.amazon.com/Lets-Go-Visiting-Sue-Williams/dp/0152024107

It's the actual title, children's book

edit: here is the link for the let's go http://www.amazon.com/Lets-Go-Handprint-Staff/dp/1886910650 I think it's funny a lot of these are children's books

[–]mxt920 2 points3 points ago

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Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. I really thought they were faked. Thanks for taking the time to find links!

[–]junkius 2 points3 points ago

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no problem! it didn't take too long ;)

[–]10Points4Gryffindor 0 points1 point ago

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I really hope this was noticed by someone else randomly. That kind of shit would make my day!

[–]candypencils 0 points1 point ago

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at first, i did not notice the first book. changes the whole tone.

[–]Nifarious 0 points1 point ago

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Should be Let's go journey into the black hole, are you ready?...

[–]retroracer 0 points1 point ago

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You cheated! Wrapped a piece of paper around the Are You Ready? book.

[–]haiku_robot -1 points0 points ago

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You cheated! Wrapped a 
piece of paper around the 
Are You Ready? book.

[–]milfordcubicle 0 points1 point ago

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are you ready? yuck.

[–]pontiacj 0 points1 point ago

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*Context fun.

[–]look_nohands 0 points1 point ago

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i see redditors don't take kindly to enthusiasm. jerk offs

[–]doctanahar 0 points1 point ago

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according to the top book, this is something a kid would ask his/her parents. whichever parents actually continue that conversation in this manner.......-_-

[–]figboot11 0 points1 point ago

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Where is your bookstore...1968?

[–]MikeJones07 0 points1 point ago

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5th book down. I didn't know they made books for the Wii.

[–]papadopolis 0 points1 point ago

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I work in a bookstore and find this hilarious

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is it the Baron's Booty or The Barons Booty Call, because with Kahl being the author, it could go either way,

[–]flagcaptured 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant username win.

[–]ilovewiffleball 0 points1 point ago

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I thought for sure this was going to be a picture of a shit covered Barnes & Noble's bathroom stall.

[–]Brentinel 0 points1 point ago

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The first time I heard the "Uranus" joke/whatever it's considered, was on E.T.

[–]Drwray 0 points1 point ago

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Eric Cartman: "Let's go visiting the Baron's booty Kahl"!

[–]zzaman -1 points0 points ago

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Let's go, are you ready? YUCK!

[–]Many_Boners -2 points-1 points ago

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I have the strangest boner right now...

[–]manfrom4Chan -3 points-2 points ago

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Books are for faggots!