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[–]TheClayroo 1530 points1531 points ago

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Wow, I've never felt a rib break through a monitor.

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[–]Ameisen 281 points282 points ago

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I'd imagine the sheer pain and shock from that would have prevented him from almost casually backing away, and would result in an immediate collapse to the floor.

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 588 points589 points ago

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At the end of the gif, it looks like he's going to go for it again. I'm afraid we're watching an incredibly painful suicide attempt.

[–]wellactuallyhmm 1139 points1140 points ago

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If you keep watching he does it again!

[–]wasteofTime58 615 points616 points ago

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and again and again! How tall is this building?

[–]ZeitPolizei 247 points248 points ago

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The gif just got 10 times more hilarious.

[–]lonelyinacrowd 125 points126 points ago

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I've been watching for nearly an hour and he's still going. What a trooper! #proud

[–]redabuser 104 points105 points ago

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I actually clicked to watch it again, but then I remembered it was a gif. That's stupid.

[–]MonkeyBones 56 points57 points ago

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We all have our moments.

[–]iamfluffy 129 points130 points ago

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So brave!

[–]Red_means_go 44 points45 points ago

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So suicidal!

[–]v0rtex1 16 points17 points ago

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It's suicide with an escape clause. He's not entirely sure, so he wants the option to change his mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEacGiMO3K0

[–]deviation 43 points44 points ago

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I don't know why this made me laugh so much. Probably because i'm in a small conference and shouldn't be on reddit :/

[–]Garage_Dragon 5 points6 points ago

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Never underestimate the power of pride to walk a man away from even the worst of injuries.

[–]borgie 16 points17 points ago

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I love it when you talk that way.

[–]scootchmigootch 33 points34 points ago

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We call those "ouchies" in my house.

[–]MrMastodon 6 points7 points ago

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Those are big words. That must mean its serious.

[–]BCCakes 45 points46 points ago

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...the Aristocrats!

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[–]boxsteam 203 points204 points ago

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I've never seen a man eat his own head

[–]Deddan 99 points100 points ago*

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I ain't never seen an elephant fly.

Edit: For those confused, it's a reference to Dumbo, but quoted wrong. :/

[–]raybrignsx 58 points59 points ago

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I seen a needle wink its eye.

[–]robcrusoe 81 points82 points ago

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i'm blind

[–]newhoa 84 points85 points ago

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HE SAID HE SEEN A NEEDLE WINK ITS EYE.

[–]thetebe 102 points103 points ago

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I slept with your sister

[–]USxMARINE 71 points72 points ago

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He didn't see that coming

[–]Laslou 6 points7 points ago

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And a house fly.

[–]pedro19 48 points49 points ago

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[–]ButterThatBacon 10 points11 points ago

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The only word I could think of while watching that was 'rupture'

[–]BlueFamily 24 points25 points ago

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[–]cipher64 12 points13 points ago

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Did he pop any of his internals?

[–]phallicjustice 1140 points1141 points ago

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So amazing that the people coming down the stairs paid him so little attention...almost like he has done it before. "O, look, it's Steve. He is gonna do that stair thing again. O shit, he messed it up this time."

[–]TlCKETS 609 points610 points ago

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In all honesty, Steve is a little bit of a showboat.

[–]jdoe3351 283 points284 points ago

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He's the Evel Knievel of staircases

[–]skoo 501 points502 points ago

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Stevel Knievel

[–]Mucking_Fagnets 186 points187 points ago

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Stevel Knievel the Staircase Nutcase

[–]The48thAmerican 73 points74 points ago

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PCGamer gamer made that joke when reviewing the evel knievel video game in 1998. I'm not sure why I remember this.

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points ago

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This is the most useless piece of information that I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

[–]burning_bridges 6 points7 points ago

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I'm sure your used to inquiring on more educational literature considering your username.

[–]underattack86 10 points11 points ago

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Because PC Gamer is amazing and must be remembered. I've only ever read the UK edition but there's jokes I read in there in the 90's that I still remember.

[–]Prawns 172 points173 points ago

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I like to believe that everything actually went to plan and he did the same thing for the remaining 7 floors.

[–]Vicker3000 84 points85 points ago

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I was hoping that the .gif would loop around seamlessly, so that it would look like this was the case.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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That would be cool if someone did a little editing to the video to make it appear that was the case.

[–]puadxe 4 points5 points ago

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yeah if someone were to do that someone would probably get a lot of karma for it

[–]nomdeanon 6 points7 points ago

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I wonder how much work it would be for someone to do this? Seems pretty easy.

[–]DroopyMcCool 215 points216 points ago

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Everyone knows a guy who pulls shit like this, and everyone secretly hopes that shit like this will happen to them. I guarantee you after this happened everyone there took out their phones and started texting their friends "you'll never guess what fucking Steve just did".

[–]muddzm 189 points190 points ago

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I like how everyone agreed that his name is Steve. (It really is obvious.)

[–]LHTML 90 points91 points ago

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Steve Holt

[–]whatsamatteryou 94 points95 points ago

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\o/

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 41 points42 points ago

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Should we call him an ambulance?

[–]GhostSongX4 63 points64 points ago

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Nah don't worry about it. It's great for the abdomen to plunge eight feet onto a bar. When you start puking up blood and are unable to poop ever again that's how you know it's working.

[–]sandy_catheter 19 points20 points ago

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Hello, my esteemed colleague! It appears you have just the skill set we're looking for over at /r/AskAShittyDoctor! Please join us!

[–]EltaninAntenna 140 points141 points ago

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"Hello, An Ambulance, how was your day?"

[–]ShadyG 69 points70 points ago

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YES, THIS IS AMBULANCE

[–]Acidyo 47 points48 points ago

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Call an ambalambs.

[–]Iluvbacon 97 points98 points ago

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Whoa Black Betty ambalambs

[–]SMCinPDX 14 points15 points ago

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Black Betty hadda chile (ambalambs)

[–]sk4nk 6 points7 points ago

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Dang thing gon' wile (ambalamps)

[–]whitmell 91 points92 points ago

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HELLO? YES, THIS IS AMBULANCE

[–]Mas_Chingon 60 points61 points ago

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YES, THIS IS AMBER LAMPS!

[–]IAmA_Undecided 5 points6 points ago

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I missed this meme. I feel like you just scratched an itch I didn't know I had.

[–]MIDNIGHTZOMBIE 1213 points1214 points ago

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To be fair, he did get down there faster.

[–]joshnboulder 574 points575 points ago

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He looked like he was about to walk it off

[–]gmick 664 points665 points ago

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Looked more like two punctured lungs, or internal bleeding to me.

[–]therealjag 555 points556 points ago

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surprised his lungs didn't pop out his ass.

[–]Gramma42ton 148 points149 points ago

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Or his kidneys out his nose

[–]UndeadMantis 161 points162 points ago

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Or his liver out of his mouth. Running out of orifices here guys.

[–]khaddy 725 points726 points ago

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Or his intestines out of his nipples... ?

Picture two cans of pink silly string.

[–]fswmacguy 625 points626 points ago

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Why do I even come to this website.

[–]frenzyboard 188 points189 points ago

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Because 4chan is worse.

[–]nomanoid 68 points69 points ago

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spaguetti would have flown out of everything.

[–]MmIoCuKsEeY 25 points26 points ago

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For comments like that one.

[–]khaddy 17 points18 points ago

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Thank you! :)

[–]EltaninAntenna 35 points36 points ago

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The nipples are for angry ticks to fly out of, only.

[–]ryseff724 26 points27 points ago

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and now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

[–]The_Dane 20 points21 points ago

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ugh

[–]Estoye 41 points42 points ago

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You need this brochure: "So You're Running Out of Orifices"

[–][deleted] 128 points129 points ago

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Needless to say, he was not able to walk that off:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a84_1327589326 Forward to 40:00

He was not even able to lay down.

[–]jimitonic 29 points30 points ago

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Ohhhhhh... so you're saying there was alcohol involved... Didn't see that coming.

[–]article134 15 points16 points ago

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to be fair...he could have probably just rubbed some dirt on it.

[–]boznak92 7 points8 points ago

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Or about to go down the next flight.

[–][deleted] 505 points506 points ago

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Did not expect that other camera angle...fantastic!

[–]Prawns 355 points356 points ago

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Without the extra camera angle, that stunt was in danger of being a really good idea.

[–]velocity010 62 points63 points ago

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It might even have worked!

[–]hemlockecho 89 points90 points ago

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If it weren't for you meddling kids.

[–]bromf 11 points12 points ago

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And your dumb dog!

[–]fmoly 120 points121 points ago

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The way it suddenly changed reminded me of the original Prince of Persia for some reason, when you fall through the bottom of one screen and into some spikes on another screen.

[–]adoptmycat_jasmine 36 points37 points ago

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It's a good thing he was playing reality and met a handrail instead.

[–]Yarik32 221 points222 points ago

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Video link anyone?

[–]cavra 387 points388 points ago

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liveleak: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a84_1327589326 turn off the sound if you care about your ears

[–]ShadowRam 81 points82 points ago

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Ahhh. There's the context of why.

There was a girl there he was talking to, just prior.

[–]supjeff 63 points64 points ago

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I didn't see her at all after he smashed his guts on the banister. She probably saw him flop over the banister and heard the smash, then just figured he was dead and walked away.

[–]gerken 80 points81 points ago

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Bitches don't like dead guys :(.

[–]trimbach 8 points9 points ago

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And we don't see her again after the fall.

[–]darkmodem 216 points217 points ago

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I DON'T NEED ANYBODY ELSE BUT YOU IN MY LIFE, EVEN IF I TRY I CAN'T WORK IT OUT

[–]DCBizzle 139 points140 points ago

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OHH WHOAOAO AYE!!!*

[–]brtlblayk 69 points70 points ago

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Haha, seriously what is the deal with this song? It's so out of place for the video.

[–]Strindberg 44 points45 points ago

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Steve loved that song.

[–]fake_madrid 40 points41 points ago

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wow, up to this I actually thought it was fake, because how likely are two guys to stand that still for three entire seconds after the fall? - guess they were severely dumbfounded

[–]jason3212 41 points42 points ago

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:17 guy grabs other guy's ass 1:44 guy checks out the railing the kid just fell on, confirms it probably would hurt 3:26 overdressed lady

[–]awbob 19 points20 points ago

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Well, that's one way of sobering up quickly.

[–]DDancy 6 points7 points ago

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WTF!

It looked even worse in the video.

Did he OK?

[–]cjb630 485 points486 points ago

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[9.6] [9.4] [9.4]

[–]Spleen_Muncher 491 points492 points ago

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Insanity Wolf gives [0.0] on the grounds that "Steve" was not a pregnant woman.

[–]superwinner 56 points57 points ago

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Had that been a pregnant woman, the baby would have shot out of her like a red screaming missile.

[–]bdog2g2 30 points31 points ago

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If anyone knows when the bus for Hell leaves, could they let me know?

I'll be needing a ride.

[–]superwinner 4 points5 points ago

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Laughter lubricates the engine of that bus my friend.

[–]doubleUngood 53 points54 points ago

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Relevant user name? Steve's spleen is now tenderized for your consumption.

[–]Chode_Merchant 40 points41 points ago

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Luckily there was no damage to his chode, a bruised chode doesn't sell easily.

[–]Aleitheo 149 points150 points ago

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Only another 49 floors to go.

[–]jaxspider 45 points46 points ago*

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He is so lucky, a little bit the other way and it would have cost him his life.

[–]burritocmdr 41 points42 points ago

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Maybe not, he could have been like a human slinky.

[–]conanarama 20 points21 points ago

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True story: A grade school high school girl decided to slide down the banister at the Museum of Science and Industry. She fell backwards halfway down and plummeted to her death, taking the giant pendulum down with her.

EDIT Chicago Tribune story

[–]EBone12355 6 points7 points ago

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He no got his order right...

[–]Threnx 37 points38 points ago

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He pissed blood that night, you can believe it.

[–]ThisIsMyRedditLogin 28 points29 points ago

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And shat out a kidney too I bet.

[–]Feisl 207 points208 points ago

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I might be boring, but I like living

[–]KINGCUNTFUCKER 58 points59 points ago

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[–]Raumschiff 18 points19 points ago

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"lol..i just realized the dealer is the soup nazi."

[–]SuperNashwan 139 points140 points ago

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It looks like he was just lifting himself up on his arms, for a stretch maybe. I think when he started to go forward he didn't have the balls to try and swing back to a standing position, and so he just held tight for as long as he could. The two seconds it took to swing upside down must have been scarier than the actual fall.

[–]b3spoke 183 points184 points ago

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Yeah, he probably had that huge 'oh noooooooo' feeling as he slowly tipped over. I doubt he remembers actually falling though as his brain would have just gone into NOPE mode once he let go.

[–]kingofnexus 112 points113 points ago

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brain would have just gone into NOPE mode

Love it. Hope it becomes a technical term.

[–]jubblernut 444 points445 points ago

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Neurological Obstructo-Perceptive Emergency mode

[–]PhenomZ 38 points39 points ago

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It's official.

[–]clothes_are_optional 23 points24 points ago

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sounds legit

[–]MindStalker 4 points5 points ago

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I love how he goes back to finishing his stretch after the fall.

[–]RupeyDoop 62 points63 points ago

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It would be amazing if you looped the gif so it looks like he keeps landing on the floor below, the jumps off again on to the floor below. Causing infinite stairs.

[–]DCBizzle 11 points12 points ago

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It'll be done. Not by me, I just assume because this is the internet, where if you can think of it, it's probably been done.

[–]u8eR 26 points27 points ago

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Fuck that looks like it hurts.

[–][deleted] 424 points425 points ago

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What the fuck did he expect to happen? Seriously, why the fuck do people do this stupid shit?

[–]p3x447 66 points67 points ago

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drunk

[–]mainstreaminghipster 102 points103 points ago

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maybe he tried killing himself? but it looks as if the stairway is going down just a floor more, not sure though.

[–]OtisDElevator 125 points126 points ago

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Steve's parents, would undoubtedly sue the institution where this happened about the barrier height. Even 18 years later, they are still in shock-denial that their loins could have proffered unto the world, Steve, a complete dipshit. Rather than admit to everyone, and themselves the depths of Steve's dipshitishness, and by genetic association, their own level of dipshitishness, they would rather sue in an effort to shift the blame for their Steve's dumbfuckery.

[–]ihazacorm 81 points82 points ago

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As a Steve, this thread (and specifically this post) hits a bit too close to home.

[–]frenzyboard 34 points35 points ago

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Don't be a dipshit and you're safe, Steve.

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 38 points39 points ago

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I think that's discrimination. You wouldn't tell a homosexual not to be gay. You shouldn't tell a Steve not to be a dipshit.

[–]fragglet 99 points100 points ago

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I love how reddit has collectively decided this guy's name is Steve based on no evidence whatsoever.

[–]Koss424 27 points28 points ago

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No evidence? Didn't you see what Steve(obviously his name) did?

[–]drevenant 7 points8 points ago

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It looks to me like he was trying to do some kind of hand-stand/balancing trick on the rail and he somehow managed to fuck it up and flip over the edge.

Reportedly, his last word was "Oops"

[–]article134 33 points34 points ago

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stupid is a stupid does

[–]iConfessor 119 points120 points ago

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stupid is a stupid does

This is unintentionally hilarious.

[–]cadeSILVER 24 points25 points ago

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No, he's talking about the stupid does. Fucking deer just don't understand anything.

[–]jollyrogerer 10 points11 points ago

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you cannot blame them for under funded forest schools.

[–]morpheousmarty 10 points11 points ago

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Because we will all be dead one day and you're only young once. Also, people aren't very bright.

[–]idioma 95 points96 points ago

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Where the fuck was this? Do we have any more information about the guy, or what happened after?

[–]coremech 91 points92 points ago

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He was at a night club, drunk, and that happened http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a84_1327589326. It seems he got medical attention, maybe.

[–]extra88 41 points42 points ago

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Mute to avoid shitty music.

[–]highgravitycane 194 points195 points ago

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He became a smash hit.

[–]jahithnber 31 points32 points ago

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His popularity has been failing though. He couldn't really hang on up top.

[–]deviaatio 23 points24 points ago

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i heard it was in poland.

[–]Raumschiff 38 points39 points ago

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I swear there is a joke there involving a pole and landing.

[–]blueboxbandit 18 points19 points ago

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Internal bleeding!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Don't forget the broken ribs!

[–]producer35 16 points17 points ago

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Man, that hurt just watching.

[–]EBone12355 30 points31 points ago

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Walk it off...

[–]juanitocaminante 13 points14 points ago

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taking the stairs is too mainstream. hipsters gonna hipst

[–]fatfook 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Eccentrica_Gallumbit 23 points24 points ago

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Yep, he's probably got some ruptured organs from that one.

[–]goldfishdad 10 points11 points ago

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At my highschool final party, no english name for it since this happend in Sweden a guy in my class did exactly the same stunt. It was a balcony over the dance floor. He thought he was cool and flipped his body over, legs swung in under the balcony and sort of giving his upper body momentum and smashed him face first straight on into the empty dancefloor. Silence. A pool of blood slowly grew from his now very flat face and everybody started screaming. He broke nose, jaw, nocked out loads of teeth and probably some other stuff. I saw it all in view and it was a nice fluid motion to the whole thing and then SLAM!

[–]Abscurat 10 points11 points ago

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This gif is reversed, that guy jumps real high.

[–]Golanlan 62 points63 points ago

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Well, here's my take at this: http://imgur.com/m2n1n

My first take on captioning a gif, so fuck you.

and, I'll be happy to take some advice, just not "try to make it less shaky", unless you explain how to :)

[–]billin 15 points16 points ago

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I thought the shakiness actually added a lot to the comedic effect!

[–]EffYourCouch 6 points7 points ago

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I actually liked it very much!

[–]Meatsause 5 points6 points ago

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I laughed my ass off at that, thanks!

[–]Dubbys 53 points54 points ago

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That guy has got some internal bleeding going on after that, not to mention a few broken ribs.

[–]Heyblinken 147 points148 points ago

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Pretty sure we've established that guy's name to be Steve, please address him as such....Thank you

-person from the Internet

[–]JimmerUK 117 points118 points ago

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Staircase Steve.

[–]PhantomSeriously 17 points18 points ago

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[–]reliq 97 points98 points ago

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I come to /r/funny for the funny, not for the ohjesusfuckingchristwhatdidijustsee

[–]MikeWillisUK 16 points17 points ago

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I kinda feel like there should be a NSFL tag on this. It is kind of disturbing. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or go and curl up in a ball in the corner.

[–]HobKing 10 points11 points ago

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Anybody know what the fuck the story is? Drugs? Suicide attempt? Simply trying too hard?

[–]Antroh 24 points25 points ago

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Yes

[–]narmy 8 points9 points ago

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Reminds me of the old DOS Prince of Persia game. Good thing there was only a hand rail down there, instead of spikes.

[–]cake_my_day 9 points10 points ago

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Just wow why?

[–]Turok1134 8 points9 points ago

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"Nailed it."

[–]a_pers 8 points9 points ago

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Study rail though...

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 8 points9 points ago

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He might want to start saving up for a wheelchair.

[–]livinlifeman 20 points21 points ago

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Abs of steel oh yeah!

[–]supermansdad 8 points9 points ago

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If this is real i'd really like to know how this guy ended up.

No way he just walked that off

[–]RandomMandarin 5 points6 points ago

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Take the amberlamps.

[–]bvanheu 4 points5 points ago

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Reminds me that video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0g6XoxX7b4

Skip to 0:40

[–]monkeyinpodship 8 points9 points ago

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I don't think that Olympic training method will catch on.

[–]MassiveGG 8 points9 points ago

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natural selection hasn't been doing it's job for a while.

[–]squarer00t 6 points7 points ago

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/Groan

"...Ladies"

[–]SecretNegroArmy 4 points5 points ago

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Show Off Steve

Too cool to use the stairs

Cool enough to puncture lung

[–]EverGlow89 10 points11 points ago

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That flop.

[–]15rthughes 10 points11 points ago

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Why are people not caring in the slightest? Fuck if that ever happened to me I would like at least an attempt to grab my shirt or something.

[–]RiggsRector 6 points7 points ago

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Good lord, at the start of camera #2, it looks like he's already reached terminal velocity.

[–]ThundercockIII 2 points3 points ago

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My bottom two pairs of ribs just ached. Along with any and all organs in my stomach.

[–]cancub 4 points5 points ago

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"Hello, Internal Bleeding? Yes, we've got a moron in the stairwell you might be interested in."

[–]heavymetalpancakes 4 points5 points ago

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For a second there, I thought he was going to puke out his guts.

[–]tttt0tttt 2 points3 points ago

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Drunken athletes, an ugly sight.

[–]Rasalom 3 points4 points ago

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My thought process as I watched:

"Are we stupid?"

"Oh, yes we may be dumb. Still some time to save i-"

"Oooh. No, we are very stupid."

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[–]bandacoo 3 points4 points ago

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I've probably watched that 100 times so far.

[–]jgdoster 3 points4 points ago

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Ah, the ol' flipa-roo down the stairs move. well done sir, well done.

[–]GrooGrux 3 points4 points ago

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To me, this represents Friday through Monday. You ease into Friday, take it slow and have an awesome plan for the weekend. The weekend zips by instantaneously and BAM! MONDAY!

[–]UnoTaco 3 points4 points ago

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Now that's how you get railed.

[–]StrangeArrangement 3 points4 points ago

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Requesting photoshop/gif wizard to make it look infinite.