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[–]subinf 28 points29 points ago

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Except the coffee isn't black.

[–]phpwebdev 10 points11 points ago

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Deal breaker.

[–]Tashre 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe it's mixed with beer?

[–]HookDragger 2 points3 points ago

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That shits got cream in it... Beer wouldn't make it that color.

[–]Kakoose 0 points1 point ago

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A man's wife's cum would make that color.

[–]johnnyquest88 3 points4 points ago

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also, no grits? you wuss

[–]cat55 0 points1 point ago

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could be irish cream.

[–]subinf 1 point2 points ago

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Jameson would be acceptable.

[–]tallestmanhere 8 points9 points ago

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Fixed: The breakfast of a Swanson.

[–]primefuzzytoast 8 points9 points ago

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“You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.”

[–]park1321 6 points7 points ago

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Needs more manly plates

[–]Schrikbarend 3 points4 points ago

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people are eating guns nowadays? wow, recession is really hitting hard in the US.

[–]voodoomindslave 0 points1 point ago

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Butter to guns, man

[–]Togaz 2 points3 points ago

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A fat man's breakfast.

FTFY

[–]SoManyNinjas 6 points7 points ago

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Looks more like a man's last breakfast.

[–]Jaraarph 1 point2 points ago

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The bacon-egg ratio is completely off

[–]mistatoast 1 point2 points ago

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[–]I_Am_Rook 1 point2 points ago

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That is one lonely looking egg. There needs to be more eggs -- cooked properly at that.

[–]Triassic_Bark 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously though, why does a gun make this a manlier breakfast? Guns don't make you tough, any pussy can pick up a gun and shoot anyone else. This has always confused me about the tough-guy-gun-loving-American image. There is nothing less tough than having to shoot your opponent from a distance.

[–]Random-Miser 1 point2 points ago

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real men eat guns.

[–]napalm_beach 1 point2 points ago

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Looks legit, except for that fucked up egg.

[–]missxjulia 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more bacon

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They forgot the defibrillator.

[–]aleifr 0 points1 point ago

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A real man takes his coffee black.

[–]cat55 0 points1 point ago

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or with irish cream

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I usually save my bullets for lunch

[–]ScubaPlays 0 points1 point ago

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Is the gun to shoot someone if they try to steal your bacon?

[–]anonymau5 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else seeing the smiley-face in the toast?

[–]cat55 0 points1 point ago

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whats the gun have to do with being a MAN's breakfast?

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

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That's a breakfast when you are planning to eat a bullet.

[–]drewzania 0 points1 point ago

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Assuming this you took the photo yourself, where did that coffee mug come from? It is awesome!

[–]MasterFryWad 0 points1 point ago

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Sig?

[–]ivebeenhereallsummer 0 points1 point ago

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What's with the sissy wheat toast? I prefer pork rinds dipped in lard. I line them up like toast soldiers.

[–]freekorgeek 0 points1 point ago

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I get the gun, but why is everything on plates? A real man eats off of strippers.

[–]vet_laz 0 points1 point ago

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Usually I would of just smirked at this but seeing the pistol on the table made me LOL

thanks

[–]NPPraxis 0 points1 point ago

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Through out the toast. Lose weight. I've been eating like this for a while on /r/keto :D Guess I'm missing the gun too. :(

[–]random_hero90 0 points1 point ago

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Nice Sig

[–]Triassic_Bark 0 points1 point ago

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One egg? Pussy.

[–]sarademm 0 points1 point ago

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Love it- the only reason I would ever want to be a man...

[–]utnow 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Hogwashed 0 points1 point ago

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maybe in texas you fat fuck.

[–]wtfno 0 points1 point ago

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More like a keto diet, (minus the toast) and a shit ton more eggs, son. /r/keto

[–]akinator2000 0 points1 point ago

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You spelled Ron Swanson's wrong

[–]ToniPezzicata 0 points1 point ago

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a pistol? r u kidding me? men eat shotguns or whole tanks!

[–]eisforenigma 0 points1 point ago

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On cute, flowery plates!

[–]voodoomindslave 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing more manly than a Powerthirst to start your day... sorry, I gotta say it

In all new flavors like MANANA! FIZZBITCH! AND GUN!

[–]eyeDNAW 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more guns.

[–]dschurm 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know if that's enough bacon...

[–]spike_157 0 points1 point ago

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Cream in your coffee?! You pussy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sword is missing :)

[–]snatchamouse 0 points1 point ago

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needs some titties

[–]LifeIsKarma -1 points0 points ago

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The gun mug makes it.

[–]MAD_HAMMISH -1 points0 points ago

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You stick a gun in your mouth every morning? Hardcore.