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[–]tornadosniper 387 points388 points ago

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Those spiders in the trees were also greatly responsible for keeping mosquitos and the spread of disease from getting out of hand.

[–]bigrob1 70 points71 points ago

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I was about to be like somebody get me my flamethrower, but you are right, I would rather have more spiders and less mosquitos.

[–]altof 89 points90 points ago

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Once i had a spider outbreak in couple of trees surrounding my house similar to the picture but less severe webbings. One of the spider eventually build a web close to our doorway, head level. I swatted the web and the spider has like an okay face and build her web somewhere else far from the reach of human. No form of aggressiveness came upon when her web was destroyed. More like sorry bro, and moves away from interrupting human activities. If they are not so scarily hideous, spiders are actually bros.

[–]LessHairyChewbacca 68 points69 points ago

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If they are not so scarily hideous, spiders are actually bros.

Until you sleep

[–]libraryaddict 24 points25 points ago*

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And eat them while asleep

[–]AllTheZoltans 39 points40 points ago

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i always thought that it wasnt true that spiders climb in your mouth while you sleep, but not long ago i woke up in the middle of the night with a large spider running across my face, by the time i got my hand up to grab him he was trying to get in my mouth. He had one leg fully in and a couple more on their way i threw him across the room. He was so big he made a thud when he hit the wall, i turned on the light and couldnt find him, every time i goto sleep i wonder if this is the night he comes back....

[–]ParentheticalComment 38 points39 points ago

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WHY WOULD YOU SHARE THIS STORY!? How am I supposed to sleep now?

;-;

[–]toThe9thPower 19 points20 points ago*

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That ain't shit honestly. I SHIT YOU NOT, I woke up directly after swallowing a spider, I used to sleep with my mouth wide open, and I woke up mid swallow with a strange feeling like I had just swallowed something..

And I know for a fact that I did because I could feel him running back up my throat to try and get out. It was like a tickle in my throat, but I could feel each individual step he took.. So I went downstairs and drank tons of water and he must of eventually drown and been digested, still... NOT COOLLLLL

[–]ParentheticalComment 15 points16 points ago

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I feel like crying because I know I will never sleep again.

[–]justapunkrocksong 4 points5 points ago

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Well you could always have a bed with four legs being the only parts that touch the floor, don't let the blankets hang down to the floor or touch the walls. Then put mosquito netting/tent around the whole thing.

[–]squaretie 1 point2 points ago

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They only go into your mouth, or any opening really, to lay their eggs. In the winter months especially, it's very common for people to be hatcheries for common house spiders. Haven't you ever scratched at an ear and dug out small amounts of what looks like dried skin? Yup.. that's spider larvae. In your mouth, though, you'd hardly notice with all the moisture.

[–]dejavudejavu 1 point2 points ago

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Just wear a screen over your mouth when you sleep. :) And you should probably wear a screen over your nostrils and ears while you're at it.

[–]philip1201 1 point2 points ago

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Spiders don't drown that easily. They can keep a small bubble of air between their hairs on their belly and their legs which they can breathe on for hours. It was alive when it hit your stomach.

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[–]ParentheticalComment 4 points5 points ago

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My only weakness. Curiosity...brb checking this link that probably has something terrifying in it.

EDIT: Whew lucked out there. Blocked at work.

[–]MicroDigitalAwaker 3 points4 points ago

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Raunchy web comic.

[–]poonysenpai 1 point2 points ago

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Lol. Same. Now I have to bookmark this link so I can view it when I get home.

[–]Gevatar 2 points3 points ago

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So if spiders are bro's... and using this comic book to validate it all... the guy just got a BROJOB

[–]evadmyers 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK I CLICKED IT

[–]Dynamo_Grenade 1 point2 points ago

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[–]FOcast 1 point2 points ago

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Very NSFW, for those not familiar with Oglaf.

[–]wlfbck 1 point2 points ago

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OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[–]PrideLove143 1 point2 points ago

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with nightmares.

[–]cuntxo 7 points8 points ago

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Case #2 Turned on the light to reach glass of water found Spiderzilla dangling 2 inches above my FACE like O.O he tried to pass it off as I misunderstanding but I fucking knew

[–]Bubblebath_expert 2 points3 points ago

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Wear surgical masks to sleep.

[–]MicroDigitalAwaker 2 points3 points ago

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Now, you will not tell us that you aren't from Australia, so that mentally at least I can keep the waters between us.

[–]IamBURR 1 point2 points ago

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I also thought it wasn't true until I too had an experience such as this. I have been told I have a habit of sleeping with my mouth wide open. Well one morning I woke up to a nastier than usual taste in my mouth. I went to my bathroom and spit in the sink and I am not shitting you there were legs.... Sleep tight!

[–]Astrogator 1 point2 points ago

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I call bullshit. Spiders instinctively flee the warm breath that comes out of a mammals mouth. Which is evolutionally advantageous. There is not a single one documented case in scientific and medical literature where a human accidentally swallowed a spider because it actively crawled in his mouth. So you can all rest assured that the only thing close to a spider that you will swallow in your sleep are mites. And their feces. A lot.

[–]The_MAZZTer 14 points15 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]Seizure13 4 points5 points ago

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Or step on the ones that carry their young on them. I still have nightmares...

[–]kensomniac 17 points18 points ago

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Don't you just love the way they swarm out and then around your foot... so awesome. I woke up with one on my chest, and slapped it against my bare skin before I realized what had happened.

Babies everywhere.. in my bed.

[–]Torch_Salesman 15 points16 points ago

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Oh my sweet Jesus I can't handle this thread anymore.

[–]TheSpudHero 3 points4 points ago

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There goes my ability to sleep tonight....

[–]Seizure13 3 points4 points ago

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And here I thought hundreds of transparent baby spiders crawling up your leg was bad... I have been one upped by a pro.

[–]googie_g15 2 points3 points ago

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Oh dear God! I just got the chills like I'd been sleeping in the snow. Holy fucking Jesus!

[–]Zertoxo 25 points26 points ago

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[–]McBride36 9 points10 points ago

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NEVER FORGET

[–]deityofanime 9 points10 points ago

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GGaltof: Has arachnophobia, doesn't end another creatures life because of it.

[–]winnipegtommy 10 points11 points ago

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Pretends to build new web somewhere far away. Builds it inside you while you sleep.

[–]ocularsinister2 4 points5 points ago

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I must be a weird, because I find spiders attractive. Sadly, as a rough guide, the more attractive the spider the more likely it'll be aggressive. Still, I'd go for a common old house spider over the mosquitoes every time!

[–]pupkinrupert 3 points4 points ago

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TIL spiders are of the bro nature, and thus our friends.

[–]nomdeanon 1 point2 points ago

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Some are bros, yes, but the hoes are the ones that do the following:

I'm almost asleep, laying on my back. Room nearly pitch black, just like I like it. Have that sensation that something is right above my face. Say "ha ha funny" to my prankster girlfriend. I don't have a prankster girlfriend. Flip on the light. See big black spider dangling right over my face. Flip out. Knock spider in random direction. CAN'T FIND FUCKING SPIDER.

Move into living room, forever.

[–]chrysus 2 points3 points ago

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I know! I always think it's lucky when I find a jumping spider in my house. They are furry and cute and kill bugs that are actually detrimental.

[–]altof 1 point2 points ago

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True. Jumping Spiders are the cutest, they are the Welsh Corgi of spiders.

[–]deityofanime 3 points4 points ago

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Nice huntsman, now how about an actual jumping spider?

[–]chrysus 1 point2 points ago

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Those are not jumping spiders! :(

[–]DannyInternets 2 points3 points ago

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There is no depth of poverty low enough for me to not pick up and leave an area where the trees are look like cotton candy filled with spiders.

[–]slapded 3 points4 points ago

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mmmm cotton candy spiders

[–]MrGrieves- 121 points122 points ago

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Read your name as tornadospider at first glance.

I am disappoint.

[–]AlertAtheist 94 points95 points ago

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Still read his name as tornadospider after reading you pointing it out that it wasn't.

[–]GENOCIDEGeorge 28 points29 points ago

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Not so alert now, are you!?

[–]Alex-the-3217th 38 points39 points ago

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Checkmate AlertAtheist!

[–]Rayala 38 points39 points ago

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But what if the name actually stands for "Alert a theist"?

[–]Alex-the-3217th 27 points28 points ago*

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[–]MoarVespenegas 1 point2 points ago

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What if Rayala is just confusing you?

[–]url00 12 points13 points ago

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The plot thickens!

[–]quixotik 2 points3 points ago

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[–]jktstance 10 points11 points ago

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This is going way over my head...

[–]MerriamSweetieBelle 11 points12 points ago

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That just blew my mind.

[–]lud1120 1 point2 points ago

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I read his name as Albert Atheist before you pointed it out.

[–]DeepDuh 20 points21 points ago

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That's probably the most horrifying thing ever to be imagined: A tornado made out of SPIDERS! Imagine its core being an infinite spider spawnpoint and wherever it moves, it throws them in all directions and shit.

[–]Jim_CE 18 points19 points ago

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Fuck everything about you. I had plans to sleep tonight.

[–]DeepDuh 11 points12 points ago

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NO sleep for YOU!

NEXT!

[–]JonTin 5 points6 points ago

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What are you the sleep nazi?

[–]DeepDuh 5 points6 points ago

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ai dön't knöw what you arr tolkking äbout. you musst häve misstaken me whiz someone elss.

[–]megalbagel 2 points3 points ago

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;-;

[–]Dracula_Batman 13 points14 points ago

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Nice try, spider.

[–]shagui 15 points16 points ago

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ose spiders in the trees were also greatly responsible for keeping mosquitos and the spread of disease from getting out of hand.

yeah... I know...

It's highly illogical and even dangerous, but somehow I'd fell safer (by orders of magnitude) if those trees were on fire.

I don't even live anywhere near, but there's a conforting aspect in the prospect of having fewer millions of spiders in the universe.

[–]xxarthur33xx 12 points13 points ago

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but imagine all the spiders that escape the fire. Tehy woudl all be crawling around that area. I wouldn't dare step foot near there at that point.

[–]ShadyG 7 points8 points ago

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Especially because those are the strongest spiders and they can withstand fire. Then all the spiders from then on have inherited the anti-fire gene and before you know it they've evolved to be able to start fires because they're immune to it. Best to leave the trees alone.

[–]shagui 4 points5 points ago

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I meant: burn the trees, from the ground up, after the spiders climbed it. No escape possible.

[–]Vaknor 13 points14 points ago

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Spider can jump you know :|

[–]Triplefault 23 points24 points ago

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They can also fly!

Many sailors have reported spiders being caught in their ship's sails, over 1600 km from land. They have even been detected in atmospheric data balloons collecting air samples at slightly less than 5 km (16000 ft) above sea level. Apparently it is the most common way for spiders to invade isolated islands and mountaintops. Spiderlings are known to survive without food travelling in air currents of jet streams for 25 days or longer.

[–]headwrong 31 points32 points ago

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Well, I guess that's that.

-puts gun to head-

[–]Zaegis 12 points13 points ago

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Can I throw your body into that tree?

[–]bureX 3 points4 points ago

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There's one probably lodged in your ear canal as we speak.

[–]The_Matia 6 points7 points ago

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Why would you tell me this...

[–]Vaknor 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck.

[–]iconfuseyou 1 point2 points ago

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That is highly illogical. Most spiders don't contain nearly enough toxin to harm you. And they eat the pests which do. Like mosquitoes and flies, which carry an untold number of deadly germs.

[–]Griffith 1 point2 points ago

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I know that, and I thank them, BUT PLEASE JUST FAR AWAY FROM ME! <arachnophobic>

[–]Krelboyne 1 point2 points ago

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Spiderbros.

[–]thefuckthisshitman 1 point2 points ago

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before mosquitohoes.

[–]Radico87 1 point2 points ago

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So what you're saying is we need a fire large enough to account for the decreased consumption of mosquitos by burning them too?

[–]birdthehorse 88 points89 points ago

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spiders? Why couldn’t it be "follow the butterflies"?!

[–]polkadottree 11 points12 points ago

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That always makes me laugh.

[–]virtyy 2 points3 points ago

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Where do I know that from?

[–]Phillinator 21 points22 points ago

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It's a Harry Potter quote, of course!

[–]noodlepanda 1 point2 points ago

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My first thought - "Oh god, where is Aragog?"

[–]Acid_Rain_Drops 45 points46 points ago

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you know those movies where para-troopers get stuck in trees.. yeah..

[–]Black_Apalachi 5 points6 points ago

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I remember in Medal of Honour on the PS2, a para-trooper got stuck in a tree but I think it caused him to be hanged (he was dead somehow). Anyway, I would prefer that.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago*

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Okay, that is really really fucking cool. Anyone got video footage of them all scurrying around up there? Spiders don't usually work together like that, so it would be awesome to witness how they behave territorially.

[–]zhico 28 points29 points ago

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[–]warchant 28 points29 points ago

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WHY IS HE POKING AT IT??? DON'T POKE AT IT!!!

[–]naromainos 9 points10 points ago

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Why is everything itching now?

[–]Black_Apalachi 7 points8 points ago

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WTF WHY IS HE THROWING THEM AT ME WTFFFF

[–]threejd 9 points10 points ago

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fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

[–]DubiumGuy 3 points4 points ago

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Those are not spiders but Harvestmen. (scroll down to the last paragraph on Behaviour)

[–]Alex-the-3217th 7 points8 points ago

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That is so awesome!

[–]Gigafortress 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone feel like they have something crawling on them?

[–]maniacalxmatt 9 points10 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE!

[–]Allumina 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my FUCK

[–]woomobile 1 point2 points ago

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Aw, he ruined the poor things' nest.

[–]AndroidHelp 1 point2 points ago

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fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I clicked this link after your video, and for some reason it was really mouth watering.

[–]ObamaResponse 15 points16 points ago

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[–]antoniomax 1 point2 points ago

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I like your username.

[–]MeMyselForWho 1 point2 points ago

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I also want to see this

[–]On_The_Grass 64 points65 points ago

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[–]u8eR 68 points69 points ago

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http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/03/pictures/110331-pakistan-flood-spider-trees-webs/

"if you stood under one of these trees, dozens of small, very, very tiny spiders would just be dropping down onto your head."

NOPE

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 37 points38 points ago

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Small and very very tiny? What word smithery!

[–]AriBBCP 12 points13 points ago

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almost as if it was written by kanye west

[–]deviationblue 3 points4 points ago

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It did have that aura of having been written by a motherfucking genius, the voice of our generation.

[–]witha_ph 9 points10 points ago

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Oh god I could feel things dropping on me as I read that. shudder

[–]cloudberries 6 points7 points ago

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Imagine them on your face. Right now

On your mother flippin' face. Crawling.

IMAGINE IT

[–]Managor 12 points13 points ago

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Cotton candy guys! Go eat it!

[–]NoMercy666 38 points39 points ago

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And this is how we deal with it.

[–]hurlbrrw 8 points9 points ago

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fitting name

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points ago

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[–]Alianthos 38 points39 points ago

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[–]zhico 2 points3 points ago

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[–]antoniomax 2 points3 points ago

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FUCK

[–]HerpingtonDerpDerp 2 points3 points ago

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Did anyone else see TWO spiders?

[–]harmedgreen 7 points8 points ago

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That little girl is so much braver than I will ever be.

[–]Theopeo1 8 points9 points ago

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Pfft, every Bird Cherry tree in Sweden looks like that during the summer. We have a species of butterfly that likes to lay eggs in Bird Cherry trees, and the larvaes weave huge nets. Then they hang from tiny threads from the branches and have massive larvae orgies inside net balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o37qhDr-ihQ

http://soffie69.blogg.se/images/2011/juni-11-070_151294577.jpg

That's what they look like

[–]treazer 16 points17 points ago

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Dude those are caterpillars. We already noticed that a few months ago in the original post. Karma-whore

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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And thus an entire generation of youth never learned the simple joy of treehouses...

[–]smartlikerokc 5 points6 points ago

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I endured several floods in the bayou in Lousiana. One thing I didn't think about at the time: when it floods, EVERYTHING comes to the surface. Spiders, ants, rats, snakes, cockroaches, everything. Even though we got out of school for a couple of days and it was fun to play in the waist-deep water for a while, it wasn't so much fun dodging and running from clusters of ant mounds and cotton mouth snakes trying to make it to higher ground. All the nastiness that is hidden from view suddenly appears at crotch level. Yikes.

[–]ThiswishIwish 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome a NOPE inside of a NOPE! Dear god!

[–]Ima_lil_gspot 4 points5 points ago

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That wasn't so bad... Until you look in the background and see that EVERY FUCKING TREE IS COVERED. Oh hell no!

[–]soal1 8 points9 points ago

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i can feel them on me. are they on me? where are all the birds?

[–]ecmmyers 4 points5 points ago

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They were eaten by spiders.

[–]TheInsaneDane 3 points4 points ago

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I would like to see someone throw a stone or something like that up in the tree.

[–]TurboNerd 4 points5 points ago

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I understand this being scared of spiders thing is a meme. It just makes me wonder how many people are actually scared of spiders or are just interested in the meme and scaring people scared of spiders.

[–]ytokes 6 points7 points ago

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oh fuck its The Mist

[–]NuclearTacos 1 point2 points ago

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surprised only one person thought of that

[–]Leiby02 14 points15 points ago

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Burn all the trees!

[–]conTrolling_athens 2 points3 points ago

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Someone should get the ball .It felt on that tr... Never mind we can always take drugs.

[–]scilent_scee 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Winkstur 2 points3 points ago

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The first time I saw this photo I thought it was an explosion from the water and the girl was like "IDGAF"

[–]anon120 14 points15 points ago

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Uhhhhhhh...fuckthatfuckthatfuckthat

[–]WanderingJules 2 points3 points ago

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Actually it's because the still water increased mosquito population, giving the spiders A LOT of prey. Thus, spider population increase and huge, spider-filled trees.

[–]FartingBob 2 points3 points ago

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Id rather have malaria than be within a mile of those trees.

[–]Paultimate79 5 points6 points ago

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SET THE FUCKING TREE ON FIRE

[–]octalpus 6 points7 points ago

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They only want to live. Lights tree on fire. :(

[–]Trolll_here 4 points5 points ago

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This is a fuckin repost asshole

[–]nitrogen76 1 point2 points ago

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This looks like a glitch in the matrix.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds of tent caterpillars. Those nasty little fuckers were rampant at my last house.

[–]stompythebeast 1 point2 points ago

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Spiders are always in bro-mode. Me and the housemates name all our spiders Jerry. Kerry just chills on our walls and kills shit.

[–]homeless_wonders 1 point2 points ago

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And now the spiders know how to cooperate.

We're doomed.

[–]cloudberries 1 point2 points ago

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HELLO, YES, THIS IS SPIDER GHOST TREE

[–]DarthGoofy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Alex-the-3217th 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Lambdaleth 1 point2 points ago

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No sir.

[–]Alex-the-3217th 1 point2 points ago

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Huzzah! I am not alone in this corner of the interwebs!

[–]420greg 1 point2 points ago

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After they flooded the land to finish the panama canal, some guys got in a small boat to see why the tree tops sticking out of the water were black. They did not know what it was until they got closer...

Tarantulas.

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 1 point2 points ago

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Gentleman, gather all of your fire....

[–]Crystalyze14 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only person who thinks those trees are beautiful?

[–]thebradhimself 1 point2 points ago

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I know how to get karma - say "Nope" and post a spider or a roller coaster!

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This picture is kinda old, I'm surprised it made it to first page...

[–]Flopjack 1 point2 points ago

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Now imagine someone tossing you directly in the top of the tree and you got stuck in the middle.

[–]blaze_all_day 1 point2 points ago

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Dude this shit is fucking old as fuck.

[–]sky_wok-er 1 point2 points ago

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burn those motherfuckin' trees down!

[–]clonemenot 1 point2 points ago

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What has 8 billion legs and lives in a tree?

[–]Ubik-0328 2 points3 points ago

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Was that child down in the water eating alive shortly after this was taking?

[–]CapNRoddy 13 points14 points ago

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Hard to eat when you're dead.

[–]Tarkaan 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Staplerman3 4 points5 points ago

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So much repost it hurts.

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[–]dimmu_burger 1 point2 points ago

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Really? This was on the front page yesterday with the exact same title. Seriously, really?

[–]epsilonius 4 points5 points ago

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I was on reddit all day yesterday (as usual) and I somehow missed it.

[–]dimmu_burger 1 point2 points ago

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It's OK. I'm sure you'll have many more opportunities...

[–]NumberFiveAlive 2 points3 points ago

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Except the picture doesn't match the story. Those aren't spider webs, they're from a caterpillar, which turn into moths.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tent_caterpillar

I think it's on snopes even, but I'm late for work.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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They're spider webs. It was big in the news 2 years ago.

[–]dszordan 1 point2 points ago

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Not spiders. Tent caterpillars.

[–]demianjohnston 0 points1 point ago

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and then we burned every fucking tree to ashes.

[–]jmols 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS THE MOST HORRIFYING THING

[–]banana_almighty 0 points1 point ago

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Hey where is that r_spiders guy? I always keep expecting him to come back but he never does... I couldn't even click any of the links here in the hope he's back

[–]theshowlastnight 0 points1 point ago

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nuke from orbit.

[–]veronicaharmonicaB 0 points1 point ago

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That looks horrifying.

[–]slashsigh 0 points1 point ago

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Spider cotton candy tastes awful.

[–]remixof1983 0 points1 point ago

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wish i hadn't seen that. i've never been so itchy in my life.

[–]barium111 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like caterpillar web

[–]lowsodiumpolio 0 points1 point ago

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Spiders? Tent caterpillars? Doesn't matter.

Kill it with fire.

[–]theodrixx 0 points1 point ago

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Is that boy going to harvest them??

[–]playaplayadog 0 points1 point ago

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fuuuuck!

[–]bagnoir 0 points1 point ago

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Damn nature, you scary!!

[–]mysn07 0 points1 point ago

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please tell me they burned all of the trees down while the spiders were in them....

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

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Kill them with fire!

[–]viper05 0 points1 point ago

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Nope Chuck Testa Rymes

[–]Dismiss 0 points1 point ago

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Silly you, this was already posted 1 month and 10 days ago!

[–]devllen05 0 points1 point ago

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Every once in a while, I have to revisit these horrors through a repost. Let's end this.

[–]nakkh 0 points1 point ago

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These are social spiders. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_spider Common in some part of the world.

[–]Frankeh 0 points1 point ago

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Now's our chance to strike! They're all in the same place!

[–]PreyMonkie 0 points1 point ago

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lol first time i saw this pic i thought it was just a bomb going off or something with a lil girl walking next to it.

thanks for the fixed version. i guess spider trees make more sense-_-

[–]AY00 0 points1 point ago

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Not even once.

[–]neildiamond12 0 points1 point ago

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I'm no mathematician, but I bet it's more like billions of spiders.

[–]dave_casa 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE as in "Nope, those are not spiders"? Because they're more likely something like this.

[–]izamaru 0 points1 point ago

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Cleansing through fire i say!!

[–]TweakedCulture 0 points1 point ago

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So amazing